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*HUGS*
you know, I think I'm going to have to throw one of my parties soon.. The chirping crickets are getting om my nerves..
Janis & Co
USA
your IP - 76.181.100.167
Tue Mar 9 19:50:16 2010
Sign in an Army medical clinic restroom:
"It is a proven medical fact, there are 2 reasons
men dribble on the floor. The first is a swollen
prostate. See your doctor he can help. The second
is, "Yes! It really is that small. Move closer."
The STAFF
In a porty potty in Kuwait just above the urinal:
"The joke is in your hand".
That's funny I dont care who y'are.
Thermal
USA
your IP - 125.213.207.66
Tue Mar 2 0:50:03 2010
"So a guy walks into a Bathroom..."
It's been a long time.
Thermal
USA
your IP - 125.213.207.66
Tue Mar 2 0:35:44 2010
PS to Riki
Send me an email with a good addy please. I miss talking to you!
janis & co
USA
your IP - 76.181.100.167
Fri Feb 26 12:15:46 2010
Happy Be-lated Birthday Riki.
little miss south
Down South
USA
your IP - 72.192.65.178
Fri Feb 26 10:23:59 2010
Happy Birthday Riki!!
*Toasts with Yoohoo*
Janis & Co
USA
your IP - 76.181.100.167
Thu Feb 25 21:02:47 2010
Peppermint Patty -
That's priceless! Thanks for sharing!
little miss south
USA
your IP - 72.192.65.178
Mon Feb 22 9:31:14 2010
Little Miss South, that is VERY funny! I'm picturing a guy reeling around the room, clutching his forehead and saying, "I swear I thought it looked green!".
When my husband and I were dating, Valentine's Day rolled around. I had expectations, because he had been dropping "ring" hints like mad. The day came and he gave me my present before I went to work: it was a frying pan. Needless to say, I sobbed in the shower and all day at work, as my fellow lady co-workers stopped by to see if I had a diamond on my finger. My man and I had a big talk (complete with a half-hearted ultimatum on my part) that evening. He thought about what I said all the next day, and the day after that he bought a ring....flash forward to today, and we will mark 7 years of bliss (more or less). We still laugh about the frying pan/ring switcherooo, and he knows not to drop hints unless he is going to follow through.
Peppermint Patty
USA
your IP - 216.195.184.169
Tue Feb 16 13:40:40 2010
My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
Bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be
Able to monitor my moods.
We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it
Turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a
Big red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.
little miss south
Oklahoma
USA
your IP - 72.192.65.178
Fri Feb 12 11:55:04 2010
Just checking to see if anyone has been by......
little miss south
OK
USA
your IP - 72.192.65.178
Tue Feb 9 7:47:26 2010
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