How is one to know if one has had enough until one has had too much? Alyssa Isaacson snohomish, wa USA IP Address - ww-tn03.proxy.aol.com Sat Feb 21 23:11:50 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Women have so much power- yet do they even know? the strength of a battalion they possess when- in the cover of darkness they reach out to grab hold- of the heart the poor man held so dear- but willingly gave to these angels- his angel- she holds it in her hand and hesitates- but not knowing her own strength- she crushes it with but a mere gesture -so the man is relieved of his torture but never of his love......... Charles Smith Boston, MA USA IP Address - www.pharmsci.neu.edu Sat Feb 21 22:16:54 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Encagrova si ouesni enconosaragua, seui grau FRAQUNOI!! Matttie Cadaver, CANADA IP Address - pro1-156.barrie.connex.net Sat Feb 21 21:52:53 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm in a pondering-the-whys-and-wherefores-of-the-universe-and-mankind mood tonight, so I got out this book I had. "Famous Quotations", by John Bartlett. It had a LOT of cool quotes I'd like to share. Some of them are beuatiful, some offensive, some funny, some mind-blowing, some are poems, but all are a good deal of food for thought. Read and think. Hope is a waking dream. Aristotle What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. Aristotle The actuality of thought is life. Aristotle I walk unseen On the dry smooth-shaven green, To behold the wandering moon, Riding near her highest noon, Like one that had been led astray Through the heav'ns wide pathless way, And oft, as if her head she bow'd, Stooping through a fleecy cloud. John Milton The poetry of earth is never dead. John Keats Life is but a day; A fragile dewdrop on its perilous way From a tree's summit. John Keats All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream. Edgar Allen Poe Perverseness is one of the primitive impulses of the human heart. Edgar A. Poe The boundaries which divide Life from Death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where the one ends, and the other begins? Edgar Allen Poe Nothing can be more beautiful than death. Walt Whitman A child said "What is grass?" fetching it to me with full hands. Walt Whitman Afoot and light-hearted I take to the open road, Healthy, free, the world before me, The long brown path before me, leading Wherever I choose. Walt Whitman Adam was but human-this explains it all. he did not want the apple for the apple's sake, he wanted it only because it was forbidden. Mark Twain Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to. Mark Twain Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not suceed. Mark Twain We ought to learn from the one kine thing: ruminating. Friedrich Nietzsche Is not life a hundred times to short for us to bore ourselves? Friedrich Nietzsche Conscience is the internal perception of the rejection of a particular wish operating within us. Sigmund Freud It is through art, and art only, that we can realize our perfection; through art and art only that we can shield ourselves from the sordid perils of actual existence. Oscar Wilde All art is quite useless. Oscar Wilde Over the piano was printed a notice: Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best. Oscar Wilde I can resist everything except temptation. Oscar Wilde We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. Oscar Wilde Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has ever known. Oscar Wilde When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle Wine comes in at the mouth And love comes in at the eye; That's all we know for truth Before we grow old and die. William Yeats The cook was a good cook, as cooks go; and as cooks she went. Saki A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation. Saki The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed. Carl Jung If there is anything that we wish to change in the child, we should first examine it and see whether it is not something that could be better changed in ourselves. Carl Jung The dream is the small hidden door in the deepest and most intimate sanctum of the soul, which opens into the primeval cosmic night that was soul long before there was a conscious ego and will be soul far beyond what a conscious ego could ever reach. Carl Jung Where love rules, there is no will to power; and where power predominates, there love is lacking. The one is the shadow of the other. Carl Jung The most beuatiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. Albert Einstein A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic. Joseph Stalin You do not need to leave your room. Remain sitting at your table and listen. Do not even listen, simply wait. Do not even wait, be quite still and solitary. The world will freely offer itself to you to be unmasked, it has no choice, it will roll in ecstasy at your feet. Franz Kafka It is better to know some of the questions than all the answers. James Thurber I beleive that man will not merely endure: he will prevail. William Faulkner I know only that what is moral is what you feel good after and what is immoral is what you feel bad after. Ernest Hemmingway If we win here we will win everywhere. The world is a fine place and worth the fighting for and I hate very much to leave it. A man can be destroyed but not defeated. Ernest Hemmingway Sorry I took up so much space. Sometimes I just get this intellectual rush and I have to read stuff like this and share it. For me, Franz Kafka's quote hits closest to home. =) se ya tommorow! Teleute IP Address - dasc15-216.flash.net Sat Feb 21 20:15:05 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tom Cheer up... Dr. Seuss does Shakespeare I ask to be or not to be. That is the question I ask of me. This sullied life, it makes me shudder: My uncle's boffing dear sweet mother. Would I, could I take me life? Could I, should I end this strife? Should I jump out of a plane? Or throw myself before a train? Should I from a cliff just leap? Could I put myself to sleep? Shoot myself or take some poison? Maybe try self-immolation? To shudder off this mortal coil, I could stab myself with a fencing foil. Slash my wrists while in the bath? Would it end my angst and wrath? I sleep, to dream, now there's the rub I could drop a toaster in my tub. Would all be glad if I were dead? Could I perhaps kill them instead? This line of thought takes consideration-- For I'm the king of procrastination. Skippy Reboot USA IP Address - a091.m4048-2.etn.infinet.com Sat Feb 21 19:22:44 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is just what's goin through my head right now. No Face By The Suicide Machines I know, they know Don't drink, drive slow Insane, no brain Dress down, look plain Big FUN, no gun No girl, gotta run Flipside can't hide Can't think suicide Is there anybody out there? Does anybody know? Is there anybody out there? Does anybody know? Been there, No where done that get square I'm hip, no lip dig this, my tip Punk's dead, see red Life sucks, DEADHEAD No race, no face Still there, sane place Is there anybody out there? Does anybody know? Is there anybody out there? Does anybody know? I don't know where I went wrong And I don't know if I can Wait that long But everytime I hear that Another kid died Through a senseless act of violence It makes me wanna cry... Is there anybody out there? Does anybody know? Is there anybody out there? Does anybody know? Tom Holbrook, USA IP Address - ww-tc01.proxy.aol.com Sat Feb 21 18:39:58 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- DYSLEXICS UNTIE !!!!!!!! TJ aliso viejo, ca USA IP Address - mvo-ca1-18.ix.netcom.com Sat Feb 21 17:28:55 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- No Jesus Know Fear Know Jesus No Fear Corgan Long Island, NY USA IP Address - ww-tr01.proxy.aol.com Sat Feb 21 15:15:24 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- No Jesus Know Fear Know Jesus No Fear Corgan Long Island, NY USA IP Address - ww-tr01.proxy.aol.com Sat Feb 21 15:13:46 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ahhhhh.... the best thing about having a day of no work and all play, is being able to crack open a bottle of Moosehead and relax while catching the tail end of the Olympics.... or catching up on the latest postings on TBW!!! In my line of work, I see some of the most beautiful women on a daily basis... and they can be up to 100 - 200 pounds more than Psycho Chick (which I would like to add seems to have her $hit together even if other people have a problem with what she may or may not weigh -- $crew them, you go girl!) . These women are successful, happy, and have everything that they need and more. They are overweight, but they are sure of themselves and do not let people dictate who or what they should be. These are the women who everyone ( males and females) should look up to, because they are the ones who in the end will win the most. Moosehead Canada IP Address - dialin79.oanet.com Sat Feb 21 14:17:49 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies." Nietzsche Skippy Reboot USA IP Address - a110.m4048-2.etn.infinet.com Sat Feb 21 13:45:45 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- raven-->i jus got your email...i'll write u back in a little bit..my bro has ta talk ta his little whore pyscho chick--> whut up grrl....how r u doin?? all--->look at gecko an see whut happens if u piss me off Chica USA IP Address - ww-tq06.proxy.aol.com Sat Feb 21 13:33:39 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Whatever and ever amen Raven USA IP Address - hky-198.conninc.com Sat Feb 21 13:22:31 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Everyone has a photographic memory, it's just that some people don't have film. by the way, my butt itches Chris Barr Winston-Salem, nc USA IP Address - wsx-nc4-28.ix.netcom.com Sat Feb 21 12:47:54 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Later, skaters!!! @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Psycho Chick Canada IP Address - ts34l3.pathcom.com Sat Feb 21 12:43:39 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sorry if I sounded bitchy in that last post. It's that time again. Psycho Chick Canada IP Address - ts34l3.pathcom.com Sat Feb 21 12:42:09 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dammit, I always feel so good after kicking ass...heh heh...Guess who made someone cry yesterday??? Oh boy. I kicked ASS!!! I'm,like, on Cloud 194!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaa..... Raven Don't worry girl...there's still a lot of ass to kick in the world...you'll have your turn...solidarity!! *lol* Chica Hey girl!!! Wuz up??? Long time no see!!! (((HUGZ))) Hey you know what really pisses me off??? Everyone I meet goes "Oooo! You're so skinny!!! Are you,like, anorexic or something like that Chand??? Do you throw up your lunch every day??? God, that is so gross!!!" Dammit, can't a girl weigh 85 lbs and be happy about it and not get crap from everyone???? You iknow what REALLY pisses me off??? Half the people I know put "Eat something this summer,Chand" in my yearbook. Geez! These people are never gonna see me again and they tell me I shpuld be eating more??? Whatever happened to "Have a nice life" 9or "Enjoy your summer". But no. People always have to take something your proud of and make it seem bad. Damn, I take pride in not being overweight and being able to eat whatever I want and some loser has to ask if I'm anorexic. Just because I have a smaller stomach and get full quicker doesn't mean I'm harming my body!! Maybe Ihave a smaller stomach (which I do)!!! And when I have pizza or something some loser hasto stare at me and say "Wow!!! Are you,like, binging or something???" Yep,that's the way to enjoy a good meal. Talking about barfing always gives me an appetite. I feel much better now. Psycho Chick Canada IP Address - ts34l3.pathcom.com Sat Feb 21 12:41:12 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gecko--->listen up buddy! there is nothin wannabe or fake about fiona....she IS intelligent..more so than u'll evuh be...and she IS an artist...more so than some of these crappy WANNABE rockers or sell outs like llica which everyone loves cuz they all fuccing sound tha same...u can't fault her for being emotional and say she's weak because u are a man(most of the time equivalent ta @$$hole) and u don't know how to express your feelings or deal with them as she does. u can never be as articulate and talented and beautiful as fiona even if u tried for a thousand years so go off in your little world of sex, drugs, and rock and roll and stay there until u learn ta respect for strong women CAN I GET AN AMEN RAVEN Chica USA IP Address - ww-tr01.proxy.aol.com Sat Feb 21 12:00:30 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- whut up guyz?? i think i'll make myself a regular up in here. raven--> hey grrl....suprised ta see me?? well, i'm here an i got your back if u get inta an argument again(expecially if it's bout fiona) i just saw this really great daria...i'll tell u about it latuh. it really hit home grrl(expecially about whut u an adam were talkin bout)...an i'm like GO GRRLS!! i'll try ta tape it foe you. damnit! i forgot whut tha name of tha song is that miss sarah is makin a video for. dag...i'll see it again sometime. n e wayz, i'm gonna talk ta adam now...luv ya adam---> i respect your opinions but u should think twice before u say somethin like you did...fiona already feels bad enough about that video(if u read the rolling stone article on her a couple issues back u'd know) without hearin it from you. it certainly is not fiona's fault cuz this problem has been around for so damn long..so quit blamin an start tryin ta fix tha problem aiight cuz if u aren't part of the solution, u are part of the problem... no hard feelins though aiight..i've said my peace an i hope no one is pissed at me now....i'll see u guys latuh Chica USA IP Address - ww-tr01.proxy.aol.com Sat Feb 21 11:49:55 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fiona Apple is a strung out, psuedo-intellectual, anorexic, artist wannabe! What happened to the "Real" music such as Lynard Skynard, Pink Floyd, and GOOD 'OL Rock 'N Roll?!?! Gecko MI USA IP Address - 165.207.180.50 Sat Feb 21 11:45:16 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- bitz I had no idea you were so interested in my penis, or that its performance affects you so. As for which "step" you could take, I recommend the one off the top of a tall building. Regarding your "stinkin thinkin" (sic), medical science may be able to address your psychogenesis imperfecta. Otherwise, the "meeting" that would do you the most good would be the one between your karma and your dogma. Skippy Reboot USA IP Address - a110.m4048-2.etn.infinet.com Sat Feb 21 10:30:51 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tom: It's nice to know most of us could sort of help. I have a small suggestion. You usually quote depressing music. If that music makes you feel bad, why do you listen to it? I'm not telling you to go listen to Hanson and believe the world is all sunshine and roses all the time, but try not listening to depressing music and see if it makes a difference. bitz: Do we need you on TBW? Perhaps. You make some good points. I can't agree with what you say and how you say it, as you are almost always wrong, but you make us think what the world would be like if people that weren't wrong like you were around. I suppose, in your own way, you test our beliefs. You might be a neccasary evil. I don't know what everybody else thinks, and your posts are all garbage, but still. Teleute IP Address - dasc10-211.flash.net Sat Feb 21 10:09:40 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- janet- that was mean, rude and insensitive. telling everyone about my sexual akwardness. I'm never gonna share my personal experience with anyone ever again. you hurt me. I'm so ashamed. skippy help me deal with my "stinkin thinkin" what "step" must I take. "easy does it", "i'm ok today" ,I just need a meeting.......or better yet a drink bitz USA IP Address - senior-house.mit.edu Sat Feb 21 6:39:05 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- phanty- this whole "point" thing just aint funny no more. stop it. because rupert might want to "punch your lights out". he seems like a very unstable kinda guy. bitz USA IP Address - senior-house.mit.edu Sat Feb 21 6:32:12 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- tommy- I went back and read all your sad stories again. it's to bad you won't include me. I'm the only one that can really help. so, I'm going to give you what I get all the time. another chance............. tom, your unlovable. just incapable of loving someone. in time you will learn. you just need to get a little older. with age comes wisdom, self knowledge, and a stronger understanding of love. heartache is a wonderful teacher, it is your first step into a larger world. pain is what the unlovable experience, but it teaches a healthy, happy, poweful love. so grow up. love is a learned behavior. no one gets it right the first time, and if they say they do their lying................... bitz USA IP Address - senior-house.mit.edu Sat Feb 21 6:27:45 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- rupert- "you are your own worst enemy". that applies to everyone. violence is such a waste of time. even if you had the pleasure of "punching my lights out" it would not make you right. I don't "blast off at woman", I have all the respect in the world for woman. they make babies, well, some do. you see how dull things are when I'm gone. deep down, you want me on this wall, you need me on this. I'm entertainment, the jester. I'm off the wall. I'm in your face. an educated indiot am I. you'll never really know me, you can only try to piece me together. but there are just to many pieces missing. I'm full of myself and doubt my abilities. I constantly contradict myself. I never lie, except when I really, really have too. never let anyone know what your really thinking, it gives them the advantage. nobody here really exists. we are all just scribbles on a wall, all the silly l'il nicknames we have, it's smoke. we're all hiding like rabbits in a hole. those that show themselves get whacked as they so deserve. let face it buddy, there are some sick people that post here. lucky for you I'm not one of them. c'mon, be my make believe cyber bubby. unlike the rest, I make mistakes. I'm in love. I'm sexually inadaquate. and I can't spell. bitz USA IP Address - senior-house.mit.edu Sat Feb 21 5:54:14 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- teleute- pay no attention to skippy, he's just upset because his penis don't work............. bitz USA IP Address - senior-house.mit.edu Sat Feb 21 5:07:13 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- For general consumption: (heard this over the local FM) "How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? Two-one to tether the rhinoceros, and one to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools." Necromancer USA IP Address - pm104.cp.duluth.mn.us Sat Feb 21 2:43:21 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sex is like snow... you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it'll last. stace can IP Address - nwcsts05c15.nbnet.nb.ca Sat Feb 21 1:22:51 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Everyone here (except Bitz), Thanks for all the help. You guys sorta helped, in your own little ways, but I screwed up. I hung out with my friends and their girlfriends. This depressed me even more than I ususally am, because I see how happy they are, and wish I had that. I have to walk away when they start getting romantic. I guess all I really want is someone who loves me. I don't know why I can't find that. I rips me up inside to think about it. This is what I'm trying to say... "Everybody's having fun. Except me I'm the lonely one. I live in shame."--Ozzy Osbourne, Goodbye to Romance. Tom Holbrook, USA IP Address - ww-tc03.proxy.aol.com Sat Feb 21 0:53:51 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Testing. nitecruzr USA IP Address - xwww.bankamerica.com Fri Feb 20 20:30:01 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- PhantoM: *claps heartily* Thank you. Too often we all have valid points, but can't agree with someone else that has equally valid points. I wish the whole world could see that they are not completely right all the time. Sometimes it takes one with a different perspective to help us gain wisdom. IMHO, no human being can ever be totally correct in his/her opinions (waitaminnit...). But seriously, it takes a group of people with different opinions to know (or approach) the truth. Teleute IP Address - dasc28-150.flash.net Fri Feb 20 20:21:38 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ((Hugs)) for ya... I'm in the same boat. I'm losing weight for myself, although the side affects that come with it ain't bad! 32 lbs. down and counting. *big grin* Toodles! Amos USA IP Address - honors9.memphis.edu Fri Feb 20 19:41:12 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I You Scott with all of my heart. Thank-you so much for all the joy you have brought into my heart. I will never find another man like you in all my life. You are perfect. Never change. Lina Towson, MD USA IP Address - 209.19.11.82 Fri Feb 20 18:26:06 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Raven: Marvelous. I must send you mail about it. Thanks ever so much. *kiss* IÕm off for the day, folks. TTTT PhantoM LA, CA USA IP Address - 1cust29.tnt15.lax3.da.uu.net Fri Feb 20 17:55:04 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Phanty Try your mail again. Raven USA IP Address - 207.87.193.237 Fri Feb 20 17:32:34 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- My advice to a younger classman: Always remember take your chances when you have 'em. Twat's twat and that's that. Dr. Strange Garnett, KS USA IP Address - port6.kanza.net Fri Feb 20 17:30:05 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Damn I feel better. It's wonderful what two asprin can do for you. Adam Now that I'm a bit more tame, I apologize. I was "PMSing" as my former lover would say, and Idid not mean to aim that you were not a decent man. Just please, someone, remind me when I've had a bad day, to take some asprin before I make a fool of myself. So in pentance I give to thee one wish of any your soul shall need, and it will be given to you. Sorry, again. Women have their days. *sigh* (hug) Phanty It amazes me how everytime there is agrument or conflict, the coments Phanty gives are always correct. Makes you wonder were such a spectre got such talent. ; ) Raven USA IP Address - 207.87.193.237 Fri Feb 20 17:17:35 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- *Picks up Adam's clothes* Oh, c'mon Adam! *peers in cave* Adam...? Toodles! Amos USA IP Address - honors9.memphis.edu Fri Feb 20 17:10:14 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- *removes clothes - puts on animal skins* If anybody needs me I'll be in my cave. Adam USA IP Address - 206.104.75.108 Fri Feb 20 16:52:51 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Okay, I really don't want anyone angry at me, but here is my opinion: Fiona Apple is not part of the so-called "heroin-chic" trend, as far as I can see. I don't believe she has made any attempt to represent a model for young females through the way she looks; instead, I think she does an excellent job of releasing her emotions in her music. If some believe this is her way of representing the female population, then let it be so. I'm sorry, Adam, but I can't agree with you here. Toodles, Amos USA IP Address - honors9.memphis.edu Fri Feb 20 16:49:49 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey, if it'll end war, I'll agree to that. Though I hardly feel like a combatant, I love heated discussion. Politically Incorrect here I come..... *offers case of Dr. Pepper as a peace offering* Adam USA IP Address - 206.104.75.108 Fri Feb 20 16:45:34 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ŌTis a dangerous thing to step between combatants, for one will likely get pummeled by both sides, but here I go anyway. I appears to me as if both Raven and Adam disagree with the society pressures women with body form, sex, and subordinate expectations. However, while Adam perceives Fiona as part of the problem, Raven perceives Fiona as part of the solution. Where perceptions are in conflict, it is often best to agree to disagree. PhantoM LA, CA USA IP Address - 1cust49.tnt14.lax3.da.uu.net Fri Feb 20 16:38:03 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- So, because I defend women's rights to be without body conscience issues, I'm not a Decent man. That makes good sense. Adam USA IP Address - 206.104.75.108 Fri Feb 20 16:28:32 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Raven I'm not thin and I have long since decided that if people can't take me the way I am, then they're not worth knowing. I would love to be thinner and I have lost a fair amount of weight recently, but it is for the right reasons, for me, and not because society dictates that I should weigh X stone(s) Right, Thats it, I've said my piece, I'm definitley going now. See you all Sunday. Love to all. xx Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.222 Fri Feb 20 16:21:51 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Phanty Thank you. Thank you very very much. I'm glad someone understands. There are SOME decent men in the world. Too bad one of them is all the way in LA... *sniff sniff* Its just been one of those days..... Raven USA IP Address - hky-185.conninc.com Fri Feb 20 16:19:45 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- PC That's it girl. Kick ass. It's National Piss Off Women Day, So take advantage and go show these asss what women are all about!!! - a VERY VERY VERY PISSED Raven. Raven USA IP Address - hky-185.conninc.com Fri Feb 20 16:14:47 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Adam You wanna know why girls think that? You wanna know why they are belimick, why they starve themselves??? Because society make them think that way. Society makes young girls, hell everyone, think that if you're not thin, you're a nobody. And that's society's fault. NOT Fiona's. So bite me. Raven USA IP Address - hky-185.conninc.com Fri Feb 20 16:12:07 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I think I may avoid the start of whatever war is brewing. I won't be on until Sunday because I'm staying over in Shrewsbury tomorrow night for the purpose of getting roaring drunk, but hopefully not making a fool of myself. Our nights out are getting to be the stuff of legend on our company, with colleagues coming from Swansea, Birmingham, and Cardiff to join the fun! TTFN. Love to all. xx Julie MZ Shrewsbury for the weekend!, getting P!$$ed England IP Address - 194.205.138.222 Fri Feb 20 16:11:56 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Skippy: YouÕre close. Cognoscible, a. capable being known or perceived. Cognoscitive, a. having the power of knowing. PhantoM LA, CA USA IP Address - 1cust49.tnt14.lax3.da.uu.net Fri Feb 20 15:56:35 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I WAS THE THIRD GUNMAN ON THE GRASS KNOLL YES , IT WAS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hAHAHAHAHAHHA SORRY,CAN'TTELL district of columbia, USA IP Address - frame63.suffolk.lib.ny.us Fri Feb 20 15:53:18 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Oh, and one more thing. Yada, Yada, Yada :> Peppermint Patty ?, Maine USA IP Address - rcd1.meaugusta.fsc.usda.gov Fri Feb 20 15:52:02 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Aha! "cognoscible" Skippy Reboot USA IP Address - a082.m4048-2.etn.infinet.com Fri Feb 20 15:48:47 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- hey Tom you know who i am but nobody else will so hi Plop i'm gonna take a big crap since i am on the bathroom page PPLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!! Phsyco person did you blow anything up this weekend you suc i hope YOU HAVE A REAL GOOD WEEK I'm sure you will hahahhahhhahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahaha wouldn't ya like to know hahahahhahhahahahah ronkonkama, NY USA IP Address - frame63.suffolk.lib.ny.us Fri Feb 20 15:46:55 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Looks somebody else's mom left'em on the Tilt-a-Whirl too long as a baby. Skippy Reboot USA IP Address - a082.m4048-2.etn.infinet.com Fri Feb 20 15:45:08 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Heee Heee. Haaa-haaa-haa. Oh, I love it. (Wipes her eyes and holds her aching sides). Hey guys, you made my day with those quotes. I shall now do my yoga to banish negative vibes. Ohhhhhhmmmm. Ohhhhhhhmmmm. Much better. Have a good weekend. Peppermint Patty ?, Maine USA IP Address - rcd1.meaugusta.fsc.usda.gov Fri Feb 20 15:42:28 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- @#$$%% you all this internet sux big hairy balls wouldn'tya like to know holtsville, ny USA IP Address - frame63.suffolk.lib.ny.us Fri Feb 20 15:39:16 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Have a good weekend...I know I will...heh heh ************************************** ************************************** ************************************** ************************************** ************************************** Psycho Chick Canada IP Address - ts22l16.pathcom.com Fri Feb 20 15:25:29 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Julie MZ: We are both unsure, but I would never argue with a native. Reminds me of my thoroughly American, high school Spanish teacher, who chose to argue with a foreign exchange student about the pronunciation of Castilian Spanish, which is the standard language of Spain. The student was born and reared in central Spain, where the dialect originated, and our teacher came across as much the fool for arguing with the student. IÕve never forgotten that lesson. Raven: Do check, please, as IÕd not be missing a gift from you. BTW, please allow for some male exceptions when grousing about women being unappreciated and exploited. Yes, the world may be man-driven, but there are some of us who can appreciate woman as more than a subordinate sex object. PhantoM LA, CA USA IP Address - 1cust94.tnt13.lax3.da.uu.net Fri Feb 20 15:23:08 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Oooo Oh, BTW, me and my friends made her cry too...revenge is sweet But I'm not done yet...I know who she likes. heh heh heh >: ( -Extremely Angry Psychotic Chick Psycho Chick Canada IP Address - ts22l16.pathcom.com Fri Feb 20 15:20:56 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- i'll be hiding back here for the weekend.... behind the toilet.... see yall monday..... janet USA IP Address - orion.ramapo.edu Fri Feb 20 15:20:35 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Raven: No harm no foul. You spoke too soon, though. I have listened to Tidal. I've watched the video for Criminal (or whatever the song is) I noticed her flaunting around in a nightie. I know 13 year girls who see that and feel bad because their body doesn't look like that. I've rubbed the back of a bulimic on the purge side of the meal, because she was made to feel "heavy" by videos like Fionas, or the Spice Girls. I'm glad you found solace in her music. She writes it for people like you. (That will come across worse than I intended) She performed "angel" and if you listen closely, you can hear Jimi spinning in his grave. I've read Maya Angelou, and Gloria Stienem, and Meridel LeSeur. The judgement I pass on Fiona is not without research. There are those who will lead women's music into the minds of unconscience America, like Indigo Girls, Joan Baez, Sarah McLaughlin (spelling) and there are those who will jump on the Bandwagon and ride it until they get caught. I have seen their leader and her name is Fiona. Adam USA IP Address - 206.104.75.108 Fri Feb 20 15:20:24 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Zup All? I know I'm behind and all but I just read Skippy's post on Jan. 22(I think). It was the one about sex laws. Anyhoo, I wish I would of known the Coeur d'Alene, Idaho Law about officers not being able to knock on your car Window without honking and waiting for 2 minutes. This would of made a difference of what I did every Friday Night with my GF.(When I was living in CDA) Oh well, Life goes on. Peace, Love, and People Who Ramble ON!!!(myself included) IK The Rock, USA IP Address - 170-24-162.ipt.aol.com Fri Feb 20 15:19:48 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- PhantoM Whoooaaa, Hoss. I'm runnin' for the Webster's...cogniscitive, cogniscitive...hmmm. Skippy Reboot USA IP Address - a082.m4048-2.etn.infinet.com Fri Feb 20 15:18:24 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- lc amy bandwith: mine's about three-eighths of an inch, gold and platinum. You're almost as glib as Adam. janet I think you're right. And it won't be pretty. Skippy Reboot Locopolis, Ratcheer USA IP Address - a082.m4048-2.etn.infinet.com Fri Feb 20 15:13:30 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- uh-o ..... i feel a war brewing...... everyone take cover...... janet USA IP Address - orion.ramapo.edu Fri Feb 20 15:01:31 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Phanty I thought I sent something for you awhile back...I'll have to check again. Raven USA IP Address - hky-136.conninc.com Fri Feb 20 15:01:00 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Adam I will say this as polite and nice as I can contain myself to, so bare with me. I hold my music sacred. Those who touch me with their words in song are important to me, so I stand by them and their words. I stand proudly by Fiona Apple. Yeah she's okay when she sings, but it isn't her voice, it is her words. Have you ever listened to a Fiona Apple song? It is overflowing with emotions and understand surpassing those of other women I have known. About love, responsiblity, caring, and above all, being a woman. And don't give me that crap about her putting the woman's movement back...people like the Spice Girls do this. They exploit themselves and their looks, giving the overall sterotype of women a bad name. We, women in whole, are not whores here to show off our bodies. And yet society suports people like the Spice Girls, knowing very well the damage it does to the appearance of being a woman...and who in societ does this you may ask? Men like you. People that don't open their minds. Miss Apple has done her best to make sure this misinterpretation of women is discarded. Who in their right mind would want a disrespectful, ill-dress, whore representing their sex? I find it unGodly. The only one's keeping the women's movement it's the Spice Girls, not Fiona. Through Fiona's music, we see how it is to be a woman, the emotions held in a woman's soul, and how to deal with those emotions. In fact Fiona's words have moved me to be better than what I was. To learn how to jump past my problems. To not give in, to my emotions, and to death. But no one listens to words of wisdom. Why? Men. Not all of them mind you, but most. This is a man-driven world honey, but we know that behind every man, good or bad, there is an amazing woman. But still we go on unnoticed and rejected...used because of our sex. Women need to be celebrated. Fiona does that. The Lilith Fair does that. Enya, Lorenna Mc Kennitt, Dr. Maya Angelo, and countless others do this, but we go on unappreciated. And as for Fiona's image, I don't aggree with it, but it isn't my place to judge her apperances. Look inside a woman's soul before you judge her. And as for talent. I think the truth is enough. I suggest you look into the women's movement, and see the truth. Cause you're not seeing the whole thing if you think Fiona isn't worth my time. Her words helped save my life. I think that's good enough. So go to the Disk Jockey, Media Play, or Tower Records and get Tidal, and listen to it. Then maybe I will condsider what you say, cause until you heard her words, you don't know $hit. I feel better now. Raven USA IP Address - hky-136.conninc.com Fri Feb 20 14:56:10 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Phantom I did say "I think". I'm not completely sure on this one myself. Stones or stone. To me it's the same either way. Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.213 Fri Feb 20 14:45:49 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Skippy: You sound better, irrespective of how you feel. I believe the "stone" is a uniquely British unit of weight (not mass) which is used colloquially always in the singular, even though "stones" as the plural should be grammatically correct. But Julie says the opposite and sheÕs British, so believe her first. Rupert, do you have an opinion here? I was not familiar w/ the Bugs quote, but then a lot of adult humor is buried in toons, much of which goes unnoticed unless you are looking for it. I remember one Bugs/Daffy toon which I had watched many times as a kid. It wasnÕt until I saw it as an adult that I noticed Daffy standing in front of a refrigerator with a nameplate, which wasnÕt visible for long, that clearly said "Coldernell." The "one who shall remain nameless" rankles me not. It is comforting to be constantly reassured, with each of his posts, that there is someone on this mortal coil who is infinitely dumber than myself. It is impossible that any cognoscitive and rational actor would, after receiving naught but the applause of derision and dismissal, continue to return to the same stage for additional helpings of the same meal. His posts serve well to demonstrate personified ignorance and abject creative poverty, and so they should be a comparative comfort to all. Lc amy: "Bandwidth" is bytes/unit time which a computer transmits and receives. Teleute: As long as this is The Bathroom Wall there will be kiddies scribbling stuff on it that their mommies wonÕt let them say at home. YouÕd best learn to ignore it. Adam: I combine all three of your character types by use TBW to project a positive, falsified extension of myself. Endless possibilities there. ;-) PhantoM LA, CA USA IP Address - 1cust94.tnt13.lax3.da.uu.net Fri Feb 20 14:38:22 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Someone should tell Yahoo! about their listing for TBW; it says "almost anything goes". Uh-huh. Well not, IMHO, anonymous jerks who want call people names. Teleute IP Address - dasc26-28.flash.net Fri Feb 20 14:22:11 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jamie sucks and Genny is a ho Anyomonus USA IP Address - 192.198.24.208 Fri Feb 20 13:50:31 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Skippy Stones, I think. BTW, MZ is short for the rather difficult spelling of my surname. Adam I don't know what you see when you look at my postings, but I pretty much try to be myself. (at least I hope so!) Love to all. xx Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.250 Fri Feb 20 13:30:17 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- What's a "bandwidth"? lc amy tx USA IP Address - minerva.acs.unt.edu Fri Feb 20 12:48:31 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Teleute: Don't waste your bandwidth flaming Bitz. He thinks it's funny. Take him with a grain of salt, a big grain. Some of present TBW with an extension of ourselves. Others, use TBW to try out a positive twist on who they already are, shy people are less shy, etc... Still others, sadly, use TBW to project a falsified image an alter-ego if you will, of who they don't have the courage to be in real life. At the other end of some of these connections lie scared gutless self haters. I think they're kinda funny because most of us can see right through them. To quote from the Simpsons when Bart got a pet elephant: Lisa: Why is Stampy butting his head against that other elephant? Zoo Keeper: Because Lisa, elephants, like people, are just sometimes jerks. knowwhatimean teleute? Adam USA IP Address - 206.104.75.108 Fri Feb 20 12:39:56 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- bitz: Sex, two people masturbating at the same time and place? hmm. Perhaps scientifically, but if the world was was purely scientific, I know I wouldn't want to live in it. Skippy Reboot: I don't know if we've been formally acquainted, but I do think I've seen your name on TBW. *shakes hands with him* I'm Teleute. (you already know that, but the human race does many things for the sake of formality.) Teleute IP Address - dasc18-139.flash.net Fri Feb 20 12:25:24 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bitz, what is it with you? You come in with some great openers, some really interesting things and a good deal of honesty, and then blow it with your completely unnecessary aggressiveness. And when you get a response, you go into attack-is-the-best-form-of-defence mode. You can dish it out, fine, but you can't take it without squirting out all this venom. You are your own worst enemy. I'd like to get to know you better, but you just keep on making me want to punch your lights out. And I find it particularly annoying when you blast off at the women round here with such a complete lack of common courtesy. And I don't give a s*h*i*t whether you think that's just old-fashioned English nonsense. By the way, have you noticed how, ever since Silence of the Lambs, perhaps long before, the real evil baddies in Hollywood films always have English accents? You should listen to mine. Whoa, scarey. Rupert IP Address - beeleyco.demon.co.uk Fri Feb 20 12:14:03 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fiona Apple is a talentless, pretentious, rip off artist. I have more talent in my nose than what's expressed by her musically. Her display of the Heroin Chic is sad and disgusting and sets a poor example to young anorexic or bulimic girls everywhere. Just when the womens movement takes a decent step forward, scamps like Fiona Apple come along and set things back half a decade or so. If females of America knew what was good for them, they'd boycott her into the great half price bin in the sky. Now I feel better. Adam USA IP Address - 206.104.75.108 Fri Feb 20 12:03:47 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- oh, and bitz... i'm not hungry for what you are serving.... janet USA IP Address - orion.ramapo.edu Fri Feb 20 11:18:20 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- AAWWEEE... poor bitzer.... :( ...society has made him a bad lover... janet USA IP Address - orion.ramapo.edu Fri Feb 20 11:16:15 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- PhantoM "TTBOMK" To The Bottom Of My Kilt? Ach! Such a braggart! :-) Hoot, mon, an' thanks for tha' wee bit o' information. Hae ye o'late been to the inn for skittles and beer? Don't tell me you've never heard Bugs remark in aside, "What a maroon!" ...usually after sending Daffy or Elmer on a wild-goose chase or into peril. I know how to spell "moron"--it begins with "m." Perhaps it should be spelled "MMoron." Just between you and me and the garden gate-post, you sound a little rankled. And I'm wondering if my former long posts were as irritating as he-with-the-room-temperature-IQ. He's so dense, light bends around him; a prime candidate for natural deselection. If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate. bitz Speak for yourself. Are you having those delusions of adequacy, again? Julie 13 26 So do I weigh twelve stone, or twelve stones? This is kind of exciting for me. As of St. Valentine's Day, I haven't been stoned in eight years. I'm all atwitter. Teleute I don't remember if we've met. (I've been delirious for 30 yrs., or so...) Hi. Yesterday you asked Julie MZ (I think that stands for MonteZumie) what "bitz" means. The answer is, not much. He thinks he's sharp, just because he has a pointed head. After all, how much credence and respect can you give to somebody who actually wants to become a (retch) lawyer? If the Massachusetts bar exam excludes literacy, he may well become one of the 1,000,000+ ambulance-chasers in the U.S. :-P Dan Peterson Have you met Mikaili Mailto? Peas in a pod... What's that, Ace? Did you almost find your penis? I was in your neighborhood on Wednesday. Cin'ti is still fugly. A belated Happy Birthday to you! La Femme Psychotique Get a grip, gullfran! Ebbody else: Let'em roll! Skippy Reboot Locopolis, USA IP Address - a082.m4048-2.etn.infinet.com Fri Feb 20 10:53:08 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chicago lost a great yesterday. Harry Carry was like the spirt of Chicago its self.Sometime Harsh and rough, but mostly warm and friendly. I was a White Sox fan as a kids, but even though the Cubs were bitter rivals, you had to love Harry. One guy sumed it up, "Harry was the kinda guy that you'd want to have a beer with." And I thnk if you saw him on the street and offer to buy him a beer, he'd accept. It wiil be a sad season in Wrigleyville this year. I think everyone that has a beer this weekend shoud deciate of to Harry's memory. Ace of Spades USA IP Address - guild.tch.uc.edu Fri Feb 20 10:46:39 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Show 'em you a tiger Show 'em what you can do The taste of Tony's frosted flakes Brings out the tiger in you And you!!! They're GRRRRRREAT!!! Ace of Spades USA IP Address - guild.tch.uc.edu Fri Feb 20 10:38:59 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sex is like team sports... Every member has to do their job for the team to be it's best. And if sex was like auto racing, I'd be a driver without a ride who was looking really hard for one... Of course, beds would go at 200 MPH if that was true :^) Ace of Spades USA IP Address - guild.tch.uc.edu Fri Feb 20 10:36:49 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- SO CLOSE!!!! SO CLOSE!!!!! Ace of Spades USA IP Address - guild.tch.uc.edu Fri Feb 20 10:20:00 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you can't keep it in your pants keep it in the family Dan Peterson Superior, WI USA IP Address - 205.213.108.42 Fri Feb 20 10:17:46 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nothing says loving like boning your COUSIN!!! Dan Peterson Superior, WI USA IP Address - 205.213.108.42 Fri Feb 20 10:16:20 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- You should never fart in church because you will be sitting in your own pew. Dan Peterson Superior, WI USA IP Address - 205.213.108.42 Fri Feb 20 10:13:25 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- YO!!! You, yeh you! Wazzup wit you? Doin alright here. Check up on you guys (and gals) later. Peace, Love, and Nagano!!!(Bless Me) P.S. Up to Jan 17th now. IK The Rock, USA IP Address - 201-251-169.ipt.aol.com Fri Feb 20 8:39:39 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bitz: I know youÕre not a lawyer yet. I think you missed the point again. Raven: I checked my mail - nothing there. *sob* PhantoM LA, CA USA IP Address - 1cust251.tnt13.lax3.da.uu.net Fri Feb 20 6:54:22 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ginia- I get bored reading the same drabble that gets flushed all to often so I just tune out for a few days. patty- "abusive" "narcissistic" ......."shut up". I see your incapable of processing the truth. you should pray for a quick death, because life is just too hard for people like you. olivia- I'm not telling. but keep me posted on the nights you stop for pops. phantom- I have a long way to go before I can call myself a lawyer. and now for you, Janet- "what does that say about men" most men are very akward creatures sexually. they are pre-occupied with the pressure society has put on preformance, stamina, and foreplay. these elements crush the male ego, destroy any self image they may have, frustrate men to no end, and at the bottom of the page are the sad statistics of violence against woman and rape (I'll expand on this later if you like). are men supposed to "curl" for you? is that what you mean? maybe woman should "curl" themselves. if a woman's toes fail to curl during sex, it's her own fault. men don't need that trip. sex can be a wonderful experience, but it takes an active contribution from both sides. so ladies, feel free to just jump on top and go get what you want. I'll promise you two things #1 you will never go hungry again, and again, and again. #2 your husband, boyfriend, partner, brother, father, president, or priest will not mind one bit. believe me, men are stupid, simple creatures. sex is nothing more than two people masturbating at the same time in the same place. bitz USA IP Address - senior-house.mit.edu Fri Feb 20 6:33:05 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Skippy: TTBOMK, a stone is 14 pounds avoirdupois. I see TBW now has its own pet Xerox machine, which supplies us with the text of articles which are easily available on the net, given only the URL and a precis of the subject matter. Quite a mental leap, from brainless homophobic vindictive to brainless repetition of news, as if we are all incapable of watching and listening and reading all the news sources ourselves. Fascinating, how social misfits and fools flagrantly flaunt their failings, and press on in the vacant belief that all others must be similarly afflicted. What a lesson he continues to give us in the flailings of those who are misguided and mentally deficient. PhantoM LA, CA USA IP Address - 1cust251.tnt13.lax3.da.uu.net Fri Feb 20 6:32:20 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- *comes in huming "Pale September"...AGAIN. But find no one here. She writes on the mirror with dark red lipstick and grabs herself a Dr. Pepper before she heads for the door.* Everyone have a great day. (((HUGZ))) Phanty Check your mail my dear. Love those who have no love, and learn love in return. Raven USA IP Address - 207.87.193.236 Fri Feb 20 5:42:36 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- What thrills me? One look at the mirror... Narcissus Split, Croatia IP Address - ac29-p15-zg.tel.hr Fri Feb 20 4:44:27 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Celibacy is not hereditary. Dirty Old Man Miami, FL USA IP Address - ppp-4.ts-1.mia.idt.net Thu Feb 19 23:41:17 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Peppermint Patty, Thanks for the defense, but I've been putting with (and I use the next term loosely) people like Bitz. I've been inside their souls, and do you know what I found? Nothing. Absolute devoidity (hey, it's my post, I'll make up whatever words I please) of substance or humanity. It makes me sad, in a way. He'll never experience true love, or the pleasure of just being alive (something I've realized I've been forgetting about lately). I forget who said something along the lines of "Pray for the souls of the corrupt more than those of the innocent; The innocent have enough going for them already (if anyone knows who said something like this, tell me). Bitz'll probably, in his limited wisdom, misinterpret this as some sign of weakness. In which case, I'll quote yet another scholar, my friend Rick. He was the one who said, "Some people are just @$$holes." I'll be around people. See yas later. Tom Holbrook, The seventh level of Hell IP Address - ww-tb05.proxy.aol.com Thu Feb 19 23:16:30 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Remember...never..drink..yellow..water! Psycho..Chick Canada IP Address - ts46l18.pathcom.com Thu Feb 19 21:14:47 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Walkin' on the Sun It ain't no joke, I'd like to but the world a toke And teach the world to sing in perfect harmony And teach the world to snuff the fires and the liars Hey I know it's just a song but it's spice for the recipe This is a love attack I know it went out but it's back It's just like any fad it retracts before impact And just like fashion it's a passion for the with it and hip If you got the goods they'll come and but it just to stay in the clique So don't delay act now supplies are running out Allow if you're still alive six to eight years to arrive And if you follow there may be a tommorow But if the offer's shun you might as well be walkin' on the sun Twenty-five years ago they spoke out and they broke out Of recession and oppression and together they toked And they folked out with guitars around a bonfire Just singin' and clappin' man what the hell happened Then some were spellbound some were hellbound Some they fell down and some got back up and Fought back 'gainst the meltdown And their kids were hippie chicks all hypocrites Because fashion is smashin' the true meaning of it So don't delay act now supplies are running out Allow if you're still alive six to eight years to arrive And follow there may be a tomorrow But if the offer's shun you might as well be walkin' on the sun It ain't no joke when a mama's handkercheif is soaked With her tears because her baby's life has been revoked The is broke up so choke up and focus on the close up Mr. Wizard can't perform no god-like hocus-pocus So don't sit back kick back and watch the world get bushwhacked News at 10:00 your neighborhood is under attack Put away the crack before the crack puts you away You need to be there when your baby's old enough to relate So don't delay act now supplies are running out Allow if you're still alive six to eight years to arrive And if you follow there may be a tomorrow But if the offer's shun you might as well be walkin' on the sun You might as well be walkin' on the sun You might as well be walkin' on the sun You might as well be walkin' on the sun. Smashmouth This song needs to be heard to be fully apreciated, but the lyrics are so good I decided to post them. Teleute IP Address - dasc38-117.flash.net Thu Feb 19 21:02:04 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- sorry..that..last..post..was..so..widthy!!! Psycho..Chick Canada IP Address - ts23l4.pathcom.com Thu Feb 19 18:47:57 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- OK..people..I..dropped..my..keyboard..and..now..the..spacebar..doesn't..work..so..till..I..take..it..to..the..repair..shop..i'll..have..to..type..like..this! ginia unfortunately..mac..keyboards..don't..have..alt..keys..they..have..option..keys..and..when..i..use..the..option..key..the..tbw..doesn't..accept..it..probably..cuz..it's..a..mac..and..not..windows..95! anywayz..later..skaters..luv..ya! psycho..chick Psycho..Chick Canada IP Address - ts23l4.pathcom.com Thu Feb 19 18:46:56 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX 14:02:00 PST THU FEB 19 1998 XXXXX MONICA LEWINSKY'S DAD SPEAKS TO BARBARA WALTERS; SAYS INVESTIGATION REMINISCENT OF HITLER ERA; FBI WARNED OF 20-YEAR JAIL SENTENCE **Internet Exclusive** For the first time since the allegations surrounding his daughter and President Clinton hit headlines, Dr. Bernard Lewinsky breaks his silence and speaks with Barbara Walters on ABC's 20/20 Friday. The DRUDGE REPORT has obtained transcripts of the interview that has Lewinsky's father telling Prosecutor Starr to "Lay off!" his daughter. He tells a stunned Walters: "I think he's totally out of control. My daughter has not done anything from the federal point of view. She's not a murderer. She's not a spy. There was an alleged involvement in a civil case. I don't understand what this is all about." Bernard Lewinsky also blasts Linda Tripp: "I don't know how she sleeps at night. I think that the expression, 'With friends like her, you don't need enemies' has a new meaning. She is a pathetic specimen of humanity." More Lewinsky: "I can't imagine that this incident is going to erode the confidence of the people of this country with the job that he is doing. And I think it would be a sad day if something like this were to bring down a Presidency." "I feel that my daughter is about to go to the grand jury, and it is time for me to speak up about the horrors that she has gone through and continues to go through. What is going on, and what Ken Starr has brought upon her, is unconscionable in my mind. To pit a mother against her daughter, to coerce her to talk-- To me, it's reminiscent of the McCarthy era, of the Inquisition, and even, you know you could stretch it and say the Hitler era. It's awful. I can't believe that this is happening." BW: "To your knowledge, does your daughter exaggerate?" LEWINSKY: "My daughter's a very excitable person. You know, if we wanted to decorate a party with balloons, she would buy fifty, when I had in mind five. That's the type of exaggeration but as far as in life, no." BW: "Do you think your daughter could have made up a whole relationship with the President that didn't exist?" LEWINSKY: "I can't imagine her making that up." Lewinsky tells Walters how he first learned of the Starr sting: "At approximately 3:00 on Friday, January the 16th, I got a phone call from her mother who was traveling from New York to Washington, D.C., where she informed me that Monica had been tricked into a hotel room at the Ritz in Pentagon City, and that she was being accused of some relationship, I did not know exactly what." BW: "And Monica herself at one point talked to you?" LEWINSKY: "She was in tears, she was frightened, she had been with approximately five FBI men and five prosecutors in a hotel room for about nine hours. And they were threatening her with a 20-year jail sentence. They were telling her that she had to cooperate or she would go to jail." FOOTNOTE: ABC research is projecting a 30+ share for the exclusive interview, a network source tells the DRUDGE REPORT. X X X X X Lewinsky's father's interview transcript 1, 1 1 IP Address - 164.106.249.239 Thu Feb 19 17:36:21 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Teleute. "Bitz :-)" was an attempt to convey a "smile" to Bitz. If you read what he posted earlier you'll know why. I am definately going to bed now! I am knackered Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.208 Thu Feb 19 17:35:24 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ~~PC~~ ALT+168= Ą ALT+0167= ¤ ALT+0142= * ALT+0412= Ļ these are just a few.. just remember to hold down you ALT button while punching numbers... Ą \¤/ ~~TTFN~~ GINIA CO USA IP Address - adialup146.dnvr.uswest.net Thu Feb 19 17:25:12 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Julie MZ: "bitz"? what does that mean? Motaro3: I suppose we could just e-mail each other, but that would destroy the community effect here. Come back. You might like it. Ginia, I tried holding down my ALT key, but nothing happened! Maybe I got MY keyboard on Mars... The Chicken, after a long and illustrious career, crossed the road yesterday and was fatally squashed by a semi. Some said he had it coming to him after all these years, but he will be missed. In respect of him, there will be no more chicken jokes. Thank you very much. All reports that I was in control of the semi are false. My dog looks at the keyboard strangely sometimes. I wonder if she understands how it works. Excuse me while I go get a glass of water. arf arf woof bark yap yap bark bark bark woof woof bark woof yap woof Ah, nothing like a glass of water. Why is my dog looking guilty? Teleute IP Address - dasc21-33.flash.net Thu Feb 19 17:24:50 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Goodnight folks. Love to all. xx Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.218 Thu Feb 19 17:17:08 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pale September Pale September, I wore the time like a dress that year Theautumn days swung soft around me, like cotton on my skin But as the embers of the summer lost their breath and disappeared My heart went cold and only hollow rythms resounded from within But then he rose, brilliant as the moon in full And sank in the burrows of my keep And all my armour falling down, in a pile at my feet And my winter gives way to warm, as I'm singing him to sleep He goes along just as a water lily Gentle on the surface of his thoughts his body floats unweighted down by passion or intensity Yet unaware of the depth upon which he coasts And he finds a home in me For what misfortune sows, he know my touch will reap And all my armour falling down, in a pile at my feet And my winter giving way to warm, as I'm singing him to sleep All my armour falling down, in a pile at my feet And my winter giving way to warm, as I'm singing him to sleep -Fiona Apple Raven USA IP Address - 207.87.193.202 Thu Feb 19 16:56:12 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bitz :-) Julie MZ Manchester to Cardiff, England IP Address - 194.205.138.218 Thu Feb 19 16:45:38 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ace It never rains, but it pours. Julie Em Zed Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.218 Thu Feb 19 16:41:11 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Skippy Sorry - I don't have a clue. I have enough trouble coping with what I weigh in stones. (I'm sure it would sound even worse in pounds!) Olivia As long as we can have some Stella Artois, I don't mind! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I didn't have insomnia last night - but my cat Smudge woke me up at 8am. Love to all. xx Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.218 Thu Feb 19 16:32:34 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ginia: Sorr bout that...when your using a Mac, you can never know what could happen next!!! I'll just stick to a plain old : ) Psycho Chick Canada IP Address - ts35l3.pathcom.com Thu Feb 19 15:40:19 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I am in the business of pleasing others. *walks in with a huge case, and leaves it outside the stall* You'll find Skittles and Peanut Butter Cups in there! : P Enjoy!!! Ginia: Just for you... @Ė@ *Ė* --- ~~~ Psycho Chick Canada IP Address - ts35l3.pathcom.com Thu Feb 19 15:39:15 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ok, who wants to see my toes??? ooooO Ooooo Later, skaters! *********************************** *********************************** *********************************** *********************************** *********************************** PS: Psycho, for attempting to steal my nick, you can kiss my butt. (I) Go on, don't be shy. Kiss it dammit!!! *lol*lol*lol*lol*lol* Psycho Chick Canada IP Address - ts35l3.pathcom.com Thu Feb 19 15:34:18 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why not just e-mail each other guys? Just wondering... irc.msn.com Bye =^) (If a bear farts in the woods, does it stink if no humans are there to enjoy the aroma?) Motaro3 Wichita, KS USA IP Address - 1cust83.max5.kansas-city.mo.ms.uu.net Thu Feb 19 15:28:10 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- The challenge of green puppies is that they never give you a straight answer. Psycho USA IP Address - 208.133.54.8 Thu Feb 19 15:09:06 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Did the chicken cross the road, or did the road move under the chicken? It's all relative, you see... Psycho USA IP Address - 208.133.54.8 Thu Feb 19 15:08:23 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- JANE .. turnips... *blech*... however, after reading you little ditty, i feel sorry for the poor buggers and will attempt to hold my nose and taste them again for the 40th time next thanksgiving.... janet USA IP Address - orion.ramapo.edu Thu Feb 19 14:57:24 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Livvy I am aware of celebs fondness of the great and noble Poe. And I am also aware of the singer, Poe, and am quiet fond of her music. Although she only has one album out, "Hello", I adore her music and wish that she would do much much more. My favorite is "Angry Johnny", btw. You might wanna check it out Phanty. Teleute Yes the master poet, Edgar Allan Poe. Very much loved by Phanty and myself. I became so obsessed with Mr. Poe, my mother named me Raven after "The Raven" Raven USA IP Address - 207.87.193.221 Thu Feb 19 14:31:06 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I saw a turnip yesterday, it had no friends with which to play, I felt for it, that lonely food, so I turned of my attitude, No judgement, the icky food, he said. Because of taste, we're nearly dead. Mothers think it's fun, he cried, to have kids hate turnips deep inside! We cant help it if we taste bad, us lonely turnips have been had. A cruel joke has been played against us, he said, oh because I'm not tasty, i wish i was dead! So I sat with him, talking about races. And how different things effect our tastes. Jane Doe Nowhe5re, MA USA IP Address - default42-116.winsor.edu Thu Feb 19 12:55:22 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ~~Teleute~~ Mars? why yes. yes I did!! lol no really just hold down your ALT button and punch in numbers.. you would be amazed.. *Ą* Ī ~~TTFN~~ GINIA dat's nacho cheese!!!!!!, CO USA IP Address - dialup134.dnvr.uswest.net Thu Feb 19 12:53:46 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Raven, I assume you mean Poe as in Edgar Allen. The Pit and the Pendulum is one of my all-time favorite short stories. PhantoM: I knew a kid who loved Skittles so much he had a cat named Skittles. I tought it was a nice name for a cat. Ginia, how do you make those things on the screen? Did you get your keyboard on Mars? If nobody was logged on to the internet, would it still exist? Teleute IP Address - dasc19-200.flash.net Thu Feb 19 11:18:55 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Janet: Red, deep red. Looked pretty cool too. Adam USA IP Address - 206.104.75.108 Thu Feb 19 11:15:54 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Careful with that word "fetish" By true definition, a fetishist can't enjoy and sometimes even perform sexually without the presence of or fullfillment of these certain "requirements". Adam USA IP Address - 206.104.75.108 Thu Feb 19 11:14:20 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- adam... what color? janet USA IP Address - orion.ramapo.edu Thu Feb 19 11:11:45 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Feet? FEET? Don't even mention feet... boss has a foot fetish... Toodles! Amos USA IP Address - byates.memphis.edu Thu Feb 19 11:01:41 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Janet, Phantom: I let a woman paint my toenails once, does that count? Oh..wait...(did I type that).....umm..nevermind. Skippy: Neil Young a whiner? Really, hmm I've never heard anybody say that before. Certainly a profound observation on your part. Hey, I heard Dylan went electric........ Adam USA IP Address - 206.104.75.108 Thu Feb 19 10:39:04 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Janet: If there are a lot of women who havenÕt had their toes curled by men, then it means that there are a lot of men who lack a foot fetish. PhantoM LA, CA USA IP Address - 1cust141.tnt1.lax3.da.uu.net Thu Feb 19 10:20:37 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- phanty... skittles are little fruity m&m type candy.. yummy..... i'm pretty partial to reeses pieces.... bitz... i find it hard to believe that there are women out there who haven't had their "toes curled"... if i'm wrong, then what does that say about men? janet USA IP Address - orion.ramapo.edu Thu Feb 19 10:03:25 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Skippy: Welcome back. It would appear that gallons of Jewish penicillin didnÕt work any better for you than it did for me. Made me feel a lot better, but didnÕt alter the course of the plague one whit. "What a maroon"? Is that a (sic)? Your right, though. DoesnÕt matter what the (to remain nameless) idiot posts, or from where, his rank stupidity will give him away every time. ItÕs OK, though, cos I just love to watch fools sport their talent. Livvy: I thought skittles was a game. ??? Why would you be looking for such in the vending machine? Or am I missing something? PhantoM LA, CA USA IP Address - 1cust141.tnt1.lax3.da.uu.net Thu Feb 19 9:45:11 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- some people like it up the ass do da do da i'll do it 2x as fast oh a do da day cheese USA IP Address - 206.140.82.31 Thu Feb 19 9:03:40 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- has anyone seen my shoe, i seem to have lost it during the last condom war. hey skippy is it over there by the blood. cheese USA IP Address - 206.140.82.31 Thu Feb 19 9:01:57 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- so long hary!! we'll miss you :( harry Carry died last night:( cheese USA IP Address - 206.140.82.31 Thu Feb 19 8:58:55 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bitz: Do I understand you correctly? You plan to learn what it feels like to be a lawyer by practicing on your unsuspecting fellow man without studying the subject first? Then again, why not? CouldnÕt do much worse than a lot of them who studied anyway. PhantoM LA, CA USA IP Address - 1cust161.tnt15.lax3.da.uu.net Thu Feb 19 8:50:20 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mornin' all !!!!! Raven and PhantoM, Have either of you heard the Poe CD? (diffrent recording stars read Poe.... iggy pop and maryanne faithful are two of 'em.... the only thing wrong with the cd is the Cask of Am. isn't on it.....) Bitz, hello!! We missed you terribly.... are you ever going to tell me who 'we' know? I had the oddest dream last night that i worked at Smithwicks..... (I think i'm going there tonight after rugby....my dearest *may* sing....[her old band is playing and the last time they played and we went she ended up doing a few tunes... wow she rocks] ) How about a hint.....? come on, be a sport..... Poor Ace.... did all end well...? *walks over to the vending machines.... what no skittles?!?! someones in trouble!* hey, we should have a tap in here... unlimited supply of guiness.... maybe a nice pale ale?... we'll have to have that in a 21+ stall...... Olivia MA, USA IP Address - p3.ts7.lowel.ma.tiac.com Thu Feb 19 8:44:43 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Alright Binary Bitz; I'm not gonna say 'Shut Up' to you because this is a public forum. I am going to say to give Tom your straight dope and quit poopting on the rest of us who have something to say to him. I'm sick and tired of your abusive, narcissist posts which make out that you are the only one on the face of this earth. If I want to post something which involves an experience in my life, I don't want someone who hasn't been there to poop all over it. You wonder why people don't share more insightful, meaningful stuff on here. It's because people like you stifle that exchange. Peppermint Patty ?, Maine USA IP Address - rcd1.meaugusta.fsc.usda.gov Thu Feb 19 8:44:29 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ~~SKIPPY~~ You're alive!!!!!!! yes, I tryed to send you a V-day card, and a get well soon card but....my bad... I missed an ever important N ...... and i just figured that out in your first post.....I have it wrong in my Address book... but fear not.. I have made all the appropriate changes....How are you???? ¤Ą¤ \Õ/ ~~Bitz~~ you should not stay gone so long!!!!! have you been on another vacation?? you were missed too.... ¢Ą¢ s ~~Everybody else~~ I have left a huge plate of Italian Chocolate cake on the counter top, just go easy on it...you know how Homer Simpson looks after he eats too much of something he really enjoys??? it has the same effect.....but man is it good!!!!!! £Ą£ \0/ ~~TTFN~~ GINIA Strange days, indeed!!, CO USA IP Address - dialup98.dnvr.uswest.net Thu Feb 19 8:41:59 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wow!!! that was long Blitz: wassup!! bro!!! What are you doning up at this god awaful hour? Ace of Spades USA IP Address - beecher20.bch.uc.edu Thu Feb 19 6:05:10 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- So anyway, you might be woundering whgy I posting at such a late time (it's 6:45 am in Cincy). Well,it because I was writing this paper for class today. Sure, I did start the actual act of writing at mid-night (at a 24 hour computer lan on campus), but i can pump a 5 page paper out like no tommarrow. Around 3:00 am, I finish the last paragraph. The paper was six pages long (and good if i might add). I was running grammar check when I see this little black bomb on my screen (little bombs of Mac screens are never good). The computer's suufer some error it has to be rebooted all my work is gone. Of course, I hadn't save my work I would have, but i didn't have a disk (I was supposed to steal one from the lost and found). The Lab assistant comes over to my rebooted computer takes five second took look at my computer and declare my paper gone!!! Now, I'm not that easy to give up (anyway, who wants to write a six page paper over again!!!). The one thing that I've learn with computers is stubborness pays off. I start playing around with File Finder when, right when I'm about give up, I find my paper!!! Of course, its a rough copy of my paper. All of the editing that I had done was on top of my paper. It was a mess. I got A disk from the assitant and got to the hard work of fixing my paper. It took me three hours to finish at about 6:30am. At this point I realize that 1 1/2 hours sleep will do me no good so there's "NO SLEEP TO THE ACE!!!" Anyway, after the 30th hour being awake straight you get this really weird feeling of being in the twlight zone that's kinda cool.... P.S. When I trying to print, the printer went down, of course! Ace of Spades USA IP Address - beecher20.bch.uc.edu Thu Feb 19 6:01:37 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- what the hell is happening here at TBW..... nobody gives poor tom the "straight dope"....... you all carry on like Buscaglia after a fckng six-pack. "i'm with ya tom", "cheer up tom", "here is my sad story of lost love", "I feel your pain tom", "I'll pray for ya tom" I think I'm gonna puke! let me tell ya all a quick story. two 15 yr. old girls are talking about orgasm (you know what I'm sayin)....... they agree that they know nothing about orgasm and both set out to learn and understand orgasms. the first girl buys a book on orgasm, she attends lectures on orgasms, she goes to the finest orgasm college in the country, she writes a book on orgasm, she has a radio talk show, and every night she talks about orgasms. she becomes the leading authority on orgasm. the second girl wakes up the next day and has an orgasm. which girl knows more about orgasm? ask any woman; "have you ever had an orgasm?" if she is offended, or mad, or blushes.........or ect.ect.ect. the answer is no. if she starts to smile/giggle and says in a soft playful voice "what did you say" Oh ya! she's had one, and she heard what ya said. as a matter of fact, any woman who is reading this right now and has had her "toes curled" is smiling already. god I love woman! you know him, you want him, you cannot live without him.............bitz is back. bitz USA IP Address - senior-house.mit.edu Thu Feb 19 5:55:56 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Adam: My biggest fear with the whole WebTV thing is what if these huge media companies decide to play who can buy up the most web space. After, that they decide to play a fun little game called let see how we can control the masses... I mean whenever there a major movement by the in controll of everything to take the movement, corrupt the movement, and turn the movement to their advantage. Ace of Spades USA IP Address - beecher20.bch.uc.edu Thu Feb 19 5:37:23 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- *sigh* Why must I be cursed with such a huge schlong? WaffleKing USA IP Address - modem4.conpoint.com Wed Feb 18 23:01:56 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Adam Do you know what the important lesson was regarding Kent State? Don't bring rocks to a gunfight. BTW, Neil Young is a whiner. Julie MZ It's 03:40 GMT as I'm writing this, so when you arise, welcome. How does a "stone" compare to pounds avoirdupois? 1:9, or 1:11? I haven't been to your soggy boggy in 20 years, but I remember not being able to explain to a Scottish woolens vendor how much an American weighs. I said, "about 180 lbs.," and her eyes really lit up. (with £s for pupils) Tom Check out "Love Over Gold," Dire Straits, c.1983 or '84. GINIA Were you going to send me a Valentine? My e-mail handle begins with frankenstein, no vowels. You're so sweet... MM You can run, but you can't hide. "What a maroon!" Bugs Bunny Thermall Hi, y'all. (That rhymes...) Psycho Chick Is that a bloody plug in your hair? Ebbody else: Laissez les bon temps roulez !! Skippy Reboot Locopolis, USA IP Address - a011.m4048-1.etn.infinet.com Wed Feb 18 21:59:40 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- MTV IS CORPORATE MIND CONTROL: TURN IT OFF AND LIVE! the gNAT USA IP Address - 144.13.217.131 Wed Feb 18 21:54:55 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Never lose your fear,but never let it overcome you. -Sorry, don't know who said it Thermall USA IP Address - ppp-208-15-96-132.ltrkar.swbell.net Wed Feb 18 21:38:28 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Teleute I live to drink Dr. Pepper... And to read Poe. ; ) Raven USA IP Address - 207.87.193.219 Wed Feb 18 20:50:16 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- No Hope = No Fear The_buff_one Detroit, MI USA IP Address - 207.91.254.215 Wed Feb 18 20:34:23 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dont Mistake Lack Of Talent For Genius The_buff_one Detroit, MI USA IP Address - 207.91.254.215 Wed Feb 18 20:33:34 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hello to all I'm late on tonight. It's 2am and I have only just arrived home - *5* hours late! Bloody, bloody trains! The train that I was working on - with my catering trolley - had a ruptured fuel tank. My supervisor had to drive out to Ludlow to pick me and my trolley up - or I would probably still be there! Then I had to wait an hour at Shrewsbury for a train home. Well - at least I shouldn't suffer from insomnia tonight! Love to all. xx Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.248 Wed Feb 18 20:13:00 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Raven, Is it just me, or do you have a thing for Dr. Pepper? Teleute IP Address - dasc9-167.flash.net Wed Feb 18 20:09:35 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- *walks in from a LONG day of work and feast her eyes upon a dream among dreams...* DR. PEPPER!!!!!!!! *hugs PC, nearly squeezing her to death* thank you thank you thank you *opens a can an guzzles it down; grabs another and finishes it as quickly; then reaches for another...* ....*burp!* opps... sorry. ; ) Raven USA IP Address - 207.87.193.204 Wed Feb 18 17:01:37 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Raven *PC enters washroom with a huge box. She stops by Raven's corner, moves the forgotten lore, and proceeds to place 5 mega huge cases of Dr. Pepper on the floor for her beloved friend* Hope ya like it!!! (((HUGZ))) Janet *PC quickly buys a condom, fills it with water, and chucks it at Janet* Happy now?????? *lol* *quickly mops up spill as Janet fumes* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! Psycho Chick Canada IP Address - ts35l6.pathcom.com Wed Feb 18 15:14:42 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ho hum.... how come when i'm here there is no tampon fighting? janet USA IP Address - orion.ramapo.edu Wed Feb 18 14:24:45 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- i'm bored..... janet USA IP Address - orion.ramapo.edu Wed Feb 18 12:43:28 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tom: There is no cure for the human condition. I don't know if anything we can say will make you feel better. Julie MZ: I hate Imsomnia. I can never cure it. I HATE IT! Teleute IP Address - dasc27-104.flash.net Wed Feb 18 10:50:38 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ace: Interestingly enough, one of the bigger problems that I've forseen from WebTv seems to be being ignored. If the internet and broadcast television merge, the Internet will fall under FCC jurisdiction, and we can kiss "free speech online" goodbye. Guy, our gracious host does his own level of censorship, out of decency. Imagine if TBW were subject to "broadcast" regulation, that'd be the end to Condom and Tampon wars. Think about it. Adam USA IP Address - 206.104.75.108 Wed Feb 18 10:47:12 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ESSAY / By WILLIAM SAFIREFebruary 16, 1998 China's Spy Ring WASHINGTON -- On Sept. 13, 1995 -- a date that will live in Clinfamy -- a mid-level Commerce official with top-secret security clearance named John Huang entered the White House, listing as "visitee" Nancy Hernreich, the President's secretary. That subterfuge was to conceal his presence at a 5:15 meeting in the Oval Office with President Clinton and the Lippo Group's James Riady, the Indonesian banker and financial contributor who had placed his longtime employee, Huang, in position to see U.S. secrets. During his 18 months of reading secret cable traffic, Huang received 37 personal briefings from a too-trusting C.I.A. officer on the findings of U.S. agents in Asia, at which he could view some 500 pieces of raw intelligence that revealed sources and methods. In that span, Huang made 261 calls from his Commerce office to Lippo in Los Angeles and Indonesia, 21 calls to Mark Middleton, the Clinton aide who had gone through the revolving door to Lippo. He also made 10 calls and paid a visit to Webster Hubbell, who had been paid $100,000 by Riady as a favor to Clinton just before Hubbell's indictment. Unbeknownst to his Commerce colleagues, Huang entered the White House and E.O.B. 67 times. Surreptitiously, he regularly visited a "drop" across the street from Commerce maintained by Lippo ally Stephens Inc., where -- often just after C.I.A. briefings -- Huang sent and received faxes and packages and made calls he did not want to appear on Commerce records. At the Sept. 13 Oval Office meeting, Clinton -- desperate for TV money -- reassigned Huang to the D.N.C., where he could raise funds from those he had serviced. He was the only D.N.C. official ever to be able to keep his security clearance. These damning facts are from the final draft report of the Senate's Thompson committee. In rare agreement, the counterintelligence arm of the F.B.I. and counterspies in the C.I.A. approved this statement to be issued by the Senate next week: "There are indications that Chinese efforts in connection with the 1996 elections were undertaken or orchestrated, at least in part, by People's Republic of China intelligence agencies." That agonizingly worked-over judgment by America's intelligence establishment is a stunner. China's spy network succeeded in penetrating the Clinton White House. We are not dealing here merely with lobbying conducted covertly, unlawful though such secret activity is. As the language in the report the Senate worked out with the C.I.A., F.B.I. and N.S.A. makes clear: "the PRC engaged in much more than simply 'lobbying.'Ź" We are confronted by evidence of espionage. It was conducted by operatives assigned by Chinese intelligence to collect U.S. trade-policy and other official secrets, as well as by agents of influence directed by Beijing to buy changes in U.S. foreign policy. "A variety of PRC entities were acting to influence U.S. elections," the unclassified Senate report states. A top-secret appendix containing evidence to back up these conclusions is to be locked away in inaccessible archives for decades. Such graymail is unacceptable. More news about the spy ring must be forced out. Our first priority is to protect our elections from foreign meddling; Americans have a need to know more right now about what spies corrupted what U.S. politicians with Chinese Government money. That's why aggressive prosecution of the sexless scandal is needed. After 15 months of letting the trail go cold and agents flee, the Clinton Justice Department was recently impelled by the impending Senate report to hand up its only indictment in the case: Yah Lin (Charlie) Trie of Little Rock and Macao. What other suspected members of the Riady ring go unprosecuted by ditherers at Justice? Al Gore's Buddhist temple friend is one: "The Committee has learned that Maria Hsia has been an agent of the Chinese government .Ź.Ź. that Hsia has worked in direct support of a PRC diplomatic post in the U.S." The underestimated Thompson investigation should wake us up. The Burton Committee will carry it forward. The courts should give the new independent counsel in the Babbitt case the task of bringing all those in the campaign finance scandal to justice.ŹŹ Home | Sections | Contents | Search | Forums | Help Copyright 1998 The New York Times Company Copyright 1997 The New York Times Company ---------- All rights reserved as noted. Matt Drudge IP Address - 164.106.136.146 Wed Feb 18 10:45:04 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Skippy: "Blood In the Tile Grout" would make a great title for an Anti-TBW War Song. I can just picture Neil Young strumming it out "...four dead in the left stall, four dead in the left stall..." Adam USA IP Address - 206.104.75.108 Wed Feb 18 10:31:57 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Web Tv sucks... I was at a bar last night that had it (as well as $.25 drafts but that's a different story). You can't enter in the addresses of the pages you want. It can't do frame if its life depended on it. And, I'm not even going to talk about the issues that the the combining of cable TV and the web create. It seems the only the it would be good for is loading corporate advertising pages. Okay... I'm done! Ace of Spades IP Address - curbow.tch.uc.edu Wed Feb 18 10:30:39 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- *Peering out of the stall that I've been hiding in* Is it clear? Has the great TBW condom war ended? Ace of Spades IP Address - curbow.tch.uc.edu Wed Feb 18 10:23:23 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Just stopped by on my way to the pill-pusher's (again). Thanks to both of you for your interest in my health. It sucks, but it's better. My vocabulary is slightly enlarged: wan, dissipated, emaciated, orthostatic hypotension... But, as my favorite uncle said, "Any day above-ground is a good day." Today I'm even upright. Looks like I missed a young war here. I would have been an early casualty anyway... A hundred years ago in America: "Remember the 'Maine'! To hell with Spain!" Remember that, Phanty? }:-> Tom: Love doesn't hurt. Rejection hurts. Even when you're pretty sure of who you are. Expectations are rarely more than planned resentments. More later. Gotta drive to Cincinnati. Is that blood in the tile-grout...?! Skippy Reboot Locopolis, USA IP Address - a011.m4048-1.etn.infinet.com Wed Feb 18 9:11:03 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- hey G-man u suck! sorry to all who have sleeplessness. try alt. types of medicine they treat the symtoms nad the cause w/out side effects. "pain is a sign of fear leaving the bodie" cheese USA IP Address - 206.140.82.31 Wed Feb 18 9:03:25 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Boy am I having trouble with the server today. It's amazing how, when you get bone-tired, suddenly your world is colored by that weariness. It's all I can do to think and push a pen around. I feel no excitement about my projects; just trying to get through the day..... PhantoM, I hope you have Pepsi. Peppermint Patty anywhere, Maine USA IP Address - rcd1.meaugusta.fsc.usda.gov Wed Feb 18 8:59:08 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nag Nag you dirty old scag, you sleezy slimmy slutt. Between you thighs green fungus lies/ and worms crawl ou t you butt. Before i'd climb your scally sides, and suck your infested titts. I'd drink a gallon of buzards puck and die of the screamin poops!!!!! I hope you like my quote. WESTSIDE "G" man Mifflintown, PA USA IP Address - 205.146.114.66 Wed Feb 18 8:57:41 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nag Nag you dirty old scag, you sleezy slimmy slutt. Between you thighs green fungus lies/ and worms crawl ou t you butt. Before i'd climb your scally sides, and suck your infested titts. I'd drink a gallon of buzards puck and die of the screamin poops!!!!! I hope you like my quote. WESTSIDE "G" man Mifflintown, PA USA IP Address - 205.146.114.66 Wed Feb 18 8:57:39 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- julie... i feel your pain... i too am afflicted with insomnia from time to time... it just sucks.... especially when you are overtired and have to be up early for work.... i used to have it sooo bad that i went to the doctor.. he gave me some happy pills... now when i can't sleep i pop a pill and off to dreamland i go.... janet USA IP Address - orion.ramapo.edu Wed Feb 18 7:27:27 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Oh Phanty, I love you!!!!!!! *hugs and kisses him endlessly. Puts change in the machine, and smiles happily with her Dr. Pepper in hand* i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you!!!! *hugs him once more and plants a kiss on his chin as she walks out chugging her beloved Dr. Pepper* See ya later Phanty! ; ) Raven USA IP Address - hky-188.conninc.com Wed Feb 18 5:54:56 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- *detects echoes of complaint about the vending machine provisions, leaves, returns, corrects abysmal oversight* Raven: Click on my name for the latest vending addition. (hug) PhantoM LA, CA USA IP Address - 1cust152.tnt16.lax3.da.uu.net Wed Feb 18 5:13:23 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tom: Pain of the heart is no different than pain of the body; it tells us that something is wrong which we need to understand and correct. This is a process of learning, and learning requires study and practice. The ancient Greeks had something like 30 different words to describe types of love (parent, sibling, spouse, family, friend, situation, object, attraction, infatuation, erotic, etc.), but the English language is very poor with respect to descriptions of "love" and so, absent correct modifiers, misunderstandings are frequent and learning is difficult. IMHO, what you relate sounds more like a one-way infatuation than a developed, bidirectional, "giving and nurturing" type of love. You say that you thought you "knew" her after talking to her for 3 hours a day at work. Ask people who have been successfully married for 30 years if they "know" their spouse, as in "having nothing left to learn." Love is a learning and growing process that never stops and, IMHO (again), you barely scratched the surface. If you keep your chin up and really try to learn from this experience, then you will do better next time. We are not born knowing how to love others, or how to bring others to love us. PhantoM LA, CA USA IP Address - 1cust152.tnt16.lax3.da.uu.net Wed Feb 18 5:04:27 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- It's 3.30 am and I'm off to bed to attempt to get to sleep. Love to all. xx Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.213 Tue Feb 17 21:30:12 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thermall I agree that this place is wonderful, and many times I have been creased with mirth. I am sure that I will manage to fall asleep eventually. Fortunately it is only occsionally I am cursed with the terrible affliction that is insomnia. I am VERY tired but I just cannot sleep. Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.213 Tue Feb 17 21:20:19 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Julie, TBW has cured more cases of insomnia than I care to admit. Simply back pedal all that the page loads and begin to read. You will see several days pass and begin to laugh. It is also wonderful, just to see how marvelous (Skippy if you looking- only one "L" haha) this place really is. Thermall USA IP Address - ppp-208-15-98-235.ltrkar.swbell.net Tue Feb 17 21:14:33 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I have insomnia AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!! Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.213 Tue Feb 17 20:59:14 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- *walks in as human form, jingling the change she has in her pocket. She steps toward the vending machine and examines the contents...as she finishes, her eyes enlarge busting with tears, and she lets out a gasp* !!! WHAT? NO DR. PEPPER?!?!? AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Raven USA IP Address - hky-113.conninc.com Tue Feb 17 18:28:16 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- $#!T sorry people - It came up twice again. I seem to have quite a knack for doing that! Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.199 Tue Feb 17 16:01:33 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- You aren't to marry the one that you can live with: You are to marry the one that you cannot live without. Sweetcheeks Van Buren, Mmo USA IP Address - 207.160.16.15 Tue Feb 17 15:59:10 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- *Looks around the bathroom an feels satisfaction at a job well done* Psycho Chick Thanks for the choccy bar and the pop. I needed that after all that cleaning! Rupert I guessed that one. (and for once got it right!) Ginia No hard feelings. I think we all deserved that bombing. *Sits back and relaxes after a hard days work* Love to all. xx Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.199 Tue Feb 17 15:59:02 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- *Looks around the bathroom an feels satisfaction at a job well done* Psycho Chick Thanks for the choccy bar and the pop. I needed that after all that cleaning! Rupert I guessed that one. (and for once got it right!) Ginia No hard feelings. I think we all deserved that bombing. *Sits back and relaxes after a hard days work* Love to all. xx Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.199 Tue Feb 17 15:59:00 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Teleute, You don't seem like a preachy moron, but you got one thing wrong. I talked to her. I talked to her about three hours (give or take) everyday when we worked together. That's really why it hurt so much. I thought I knew her. Tom Holbrook, USA IP Address - ww-tf01.proxy.aol.com Tue Feb 17 15:55:35 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Soylent Green isn't crackers.....it's PPPPEEEEEEOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! heheheheh He looka lika man!!! I tell you everting, everyting...he looook lika da man!!! -Mrs Swan, MAD TV Psycho Chick Canada IP Address - ts30l6.pathcom.com Tue Feb 17 15:18:48 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- *enters spa, kicks back, and enjoys a chocolate bar...mmmmmm* arharaharaararaharrhrhahhrha (H. Simpson) Later, skaters!!! *lol* ************************ ************************ ************************ ************************ ************************ Psycho Chick Canada IP Address - ts30l6.pathcom.com Tue Feb 17 15:16:46 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Damn!!! I souyld know by now!!! That's R E F R E S H M E N T S not MENTS!!! Oh by the way, in case you'r wondering, the munchies are all snacks courtesy of Phanty's vending machine!!! Psycho Chick Canada IP Address - ts30l6.pathcom.com Tue Feb 17 15:15:12 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Awww...you guys finished cleaning without me....I feel bad! *runs out of bathroom, and runs back in with a HUGE box* *hands everyone a chocolate bar and a pop...as MENTS!!!* Oh!!! Almost forgot!!! *hAnds Amos asecond chocolate bar because PC knows that ifshe doesn't she may be attcked by the Chocolate Monster!!! : P lol* Well...I guess I won't be needing this anymore... *unloads weapons from the heat seaking cAnnon and fills it with spiked fudge nstead* Now guys, it's just for SAFETY!!! *sees crazy chocolate-hungry look in Amos' eyes and quickly hands her another chocolate bar* Here...I'll just put the rest of the munchies on this table here...no AMOS there's no more chocolate!!! *ducks and giggles as Amos throws her shoe at her* Jokes, girl, jokes!!! *throws shoe back* Psycho Chick Canada IP Address - ts30l6.pathcom.com Tue Feb 17 15:13:31 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tom, I'd like to apologize. After re-reading your recent post and my answers to you, I seem like nothing more than a preachy moron. If I haven't already burned our bridges, I know what you mean in your last post. I never saw Chasing Amy, but I know you can fall in love with someone without even talking to her. The way they talk to someone else, the way they smile, walk, just seeing them makes you feel incredible. I know what you mean by Nothingman. I've felt that. Walking along, after being laughed at and rejected by the woman I fell in love with just by watching her, I walked off. I was feeling like scum. That hopeless, the world is P.O.S. feeling. I'm sorry for telling you things that didn't matter. But I still can tell you, you don't have to feel like that all the time. Just give yourself time. You are a human being. That counts for something. Everything. Teleute IP Address - dasc11-49.flash.net Tue Feb 17 13:22:29 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tom, I understand also. I just broke up with my boyfriend of 6 years. I tried to make it work, but he had so many problems that he didn't want to deal with, it wasn't going to work. You can't make somebody change, no matter how healthy it would be for them. I thought I was never going to be attractive or be attracted to another guy again, but you know what? I am having fun flirting and going out, but I'm not saying I'm not lonely. I am sometimes. But I am excited about who I will fall in love with again. Hope is the best thing you can have. Good luck. PhantoM, Oops, I forgot about the aphrodisiac properties of chocolate. I went to Quebec for the weekend, but managed to control myself pretty well. Although I saw many gorgeous, sexy, french- speaking men. Girls, you gotta go if you get the chance (in the summer). Thank you phantoM for the flowers-what a sweetie! Peppermint Patty ?, aine USA IP Address - rcd1.meaugusta.fsc.usda.gov Tue Feb 17 11:25:18 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- oh, and ADAM... i was raised Baptist.... janet USA IP Address - orion.ramapo.edu Tue Feb 17 11:22:01 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ADAM!!! you are soooo right! where i went to college, we were not allowed to dance... we were not allowed in the boy's dorms and they were not allowed in ours unless it was sunday afternoon between 2-4. and even then, the door had to be open at least 45 degrees and all four feet had to be on the floor.... these rules, however, didn't stop us from being corrupt... we just moved off campus... i had a bitchen beach house with 4 other girls... we were considered sluts for living off campus and having boys over for parties... gosh, i look back now and wonder how i survived... there is nothing worse than narrowminded judgemental people... i believe in the system of religion, however, i would never look down on someone because of how they decide to live their lives.... janet USA IP Address - orion.ramapo.edu Tue Feb 17 11:20:37 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Rupert: A lot of Americans are scared to do it standing up. The Baptists might accuse us of Dancing. Adam USA IP Address - 206.104.75.108 Tue Feb 17 10:33:52 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Janet, so sorry about your hiney (Julie MZ, in case you didn't know, this wonderful word is an American word for bum), you'll just have to do it standing up now. Rupert IP Address - beeleyco.demon.co.uk Tue Feb 17 10:18:25 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ha ha ha ha! *whoosh, whoosh* there ya go, the sound of one hand clapping.... janet USA IP Address - orion.ramapo.edu Tue Feb 17 10:14:45 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- So, Janet.... What *is* the sound of one hand clapping? (snicker snicker) Adam USA IP Address - 206.104.75.108 Tue Feb 17 9:53:03 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tom Nothing any of us say will make make the pain any less, but knowing you have somewhere to voice your feelings will help. Life is a learning process, and unfortunately most of the hardest lessons are taught while we're still awfully young. The lessons aren't foolproof, but give yourself time and don't give up. Ms. Kitty USA IP Address - surf.adaptec.com Tue Feb 17 8:59:03 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hello everyone! My valentines day? went to AB's house around 6 first i had AB open her gifts... a book on western meditation and book of womans poetry.... also i used femo dough and decorated 2 jars.... nothing too artistic but not *that* bad .... also i got *us* a cd (strunz and Farar -- sp?) she made us a wonderful dinner and the rest of the evening was spend 'valentining'.... although i feel sort of bad i feel asleep about 10:30.... BUT i finally feel like i've caught up on some sleep. more later.... Olivia ma USA IP Address - p9.ts7.lowel.ma.tiac.com Tue Feb 17 8:19:51 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I apologize to all who I bombarded with fingerpaint yesterday......It will never happen again....my childlike ways overcame me for a few minutes...plus it was a grey and dismal day....i just thoughta little color whould brighten the world....please forgive me.. And where is Skippy?? I tryed to email him but it was returned saying no such addy exists.... where can he be?? ~~TTFN~~ GINIA CO USA IP Address - adialup211.dnvr.uswest.net Tue Feb 17 8:13:02 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- god, this place is a mess! what happened while i was gone? i, unfortunately fell this weekend practicing my quad lutz and shredded up the tendons in my wrist... (actually, it happened playing hockey, but i tell everyone it was practicing my lutz) so, here i type one handed... not gonna get much posting in today! RUPERT... also fell on the hiney.. it hurts again :( janet USA IP Address - orion.ramapo.edu Tue Feb 17 7:59:39 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tom: Attractiveness is involuntary and needs not be acted upon. Love is a choice, and we can choose to love those we do not necessarily find attractive. If "love" hurts you, then you have either mistaken attractiveness for love, or you have not chosen those you have loved wisely, or you do not yet know how to love the right people correctly. Learning to navigate these waters requires practice, for we do not set sail the first time as captains. Indeed, we all learn by running aground frequently, and many is the bucket of tears that have been bailed from the training ships. Pity those who stop training and jump ship because they cannot abide the bailing, for they shall never be captains, and they shall never explore the wonderful lands that await them. PhantoM LA, CA USA IP Address - 1cust146.tnt15.lax3.da.uu.net Tue Feb 17 6:40:15 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- My life story anyone? ; ) Didn't mean to let my feelings fly so, but I thought is was needed. Raven USA IP Address - 207.87.193.205 Tue Feb 17 5:49:34 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tom Honey, I've been there and done that, and trust me, this is the smallest of your worries. Love is a tender thing. In this cruel world we live in, few indulge in the quailities of true love and often take it as a game and toy with other's hearts. There are those out there that will take advantage of you, it's always been like that, and it always will. Yes it may hurt right now, but believe me, it could hurt a hell of a lot worse. For example...this girl goes out with this guy for God/Goddess knows how long and they plan to marry, right? For a long time they hold this plan, until he starts cheating on her with his best friend. Now she knows this is going on, but doesn't say a word. She knows she should, but she doesn't, because she loves him. This goes on for six more months until her best friend comits suicide. This drives her litterally crazy. She becomes vunernable and weak emotionally and every little thing builds a bigger burden upon her. One weekend he says something to her that wasn't very nice or polite (I just won't say) because she said something about him and his best friend cheating on her. He knew she was hurting inside, so he breaks up the marrage, the relationship, everything, knowing that she is on the vurge of insantiy. He knows she is maddly in love with him, and she thought he felt the same, but not so true. She still loved him in the eyes of betrayl, and yet he can't stand a simple word. Not only does he shatter her future, but turns everyone she ever knew as a so called "friend" against her. He torments her everyday, reopening a semi-closed wound., in manners that are unGodly. Everyday for the past month., I have endured hell because I broke down, because Iwas being human, and it drove me insane...insane that all I cared about had never really cared at all...my whole world has shattered to pieces, and there was nothing I could do. I spent a week in a mental institution over this. Because "I was so broken hearted," the doctor said," that I had nowill to live anymore." which was true. Everynight I prayed to God not to let me wake up in the morning, or to let me die that next day. The pain was overbearing. So honey, you can tell me your woes and I will listen, but honey, if they are doing that to you, they ain't worth your time. You aren't the only one been through this and trust me, you have it a whole lot easier than you believe. I'll help you in anyways I can, but until you end up in mental rehab, I don't think it's that much of a problem. You have to learn to let go of the past...only then can you truely live again. And rejected love isn't the end, my friend, only a new begining. Take it as such and the future will be so much brighter. Raven USA IP Address - 207.87.193.205 Tue Feb 17 5:48:13 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thermall, Teleute, First off, let me start by saying that one of the girls who I'm referring to WAS a close friend before I asked her out. At least, I thought she was. When I look back at our conversations (Me: Can you hang out tomorrow? Her: If I don't have any other plans), I think again. She really hurt me. So much so that my (few) close friends don't even understand. I felt like crap after I (finally) asked her out and she turned me down. I still feel a twinge of pain in my gut when I walk past her in the hallways. She lied to me when she turned me down, too. She said she "wasn't ready to date," which I know was a lie because she was dating someone two months later (I sorta feel like Hamlet). I know most are thinking, "How could he fall in love with her without dating her?" To them I say, see Chasing Amy, (it's the same as Holden and Alyssa sans the Lesbian thing) Anyways, the OTHER girl and I were in love, until she thought things were moving too fast, and said she wasn't sure she was in love in the first place. That really hurt. I felt like a... Nothingman by Pearl Jam Once divided_______________. Nothing left to subtract... Some words when spoken__. Can't be taken back. Walks on his own_____. With thoughts he can't help thinkin___. Futures above____.. But in the past he's slow and sinkin_________. Caught a bolt of lightning Cursed the day he let it go____. Nothingman_________. Nothingman_________. Isn't it something? Nothingman. She once believed. In every story he had to tell. One day she stiffened_______. Took the other side. Empty stares____. From each corner of a shared prison cell_______. One just escapes One is left inside the well_____________________. He who Forgets Will be destined to remember... Nothingman___________. Nothingman___________. Isn't it something? Nothingman___. She don't want him______. She won't feed him____. After he's flown away__. Into the Sun.. Into the Sun.. Burn... Burn___.. Burn____. Nothingman_____. Nothingman______. Could have been something____. Nothingman. It's just how I feel. Tom Holbrook, USA IP Address - ww-tf01.proxy.aol.com Tue Feb 17 2:08:10 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tom, Please let me begin again.Sometimes I make too much sense to myself and have left others in wonder.First,I must agree that had you the desire to be done with yourself you would not have asked for help.Remember you asked for help,wether or not you thought you would find it here is another matter.The fact that you are at TBW is a sign life is not over,hope springs eternal.Tom you are alive and must stand on that.Pain passes.Sadly sir,you fell in love with a woman who did not love you.Sometimes it hurts more to lose a trustworthy friend. "Life is but a box of chocolates...."you drew a tough hard one,it caused some pain and is gone. Throw it behind you and taste another.For your sake and well being you must. All the best in these matters. Thermall USA IP Address - ppp-208-15-96-143.ltrkar.swbell.net Tue Feb 17 0:46:32 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- AMOS, Phantom, Thermal, et al.. It was good to be back for a day. I truly miss the wall and everything written on it. I have laughed, cried and farted. And I am only to Jan. 9. Maybe I will be back soon. Maybe I will be overcome by the running of my life. Either way you guys still will be on my mind. Peace, Love, and the Lunacy of IT ALL!! IK The Rock, USA IP Address - 168-47-183.ipt.aol.com Mon Feb 16 23:49:56 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tom, I find it hard to belive that everyone you ever cared for f***ed with your heart. I'll beleive you, though. They say, If at first you suceed, try, try again. Why don't you just try to be friends with the next women you meet? After all, love (scientifically) is nothing but a magnified form of friendship. Try telling her how you feel. I'm not guaranteeing that this will work. But it might. Teleute IP Address - dasc9-192.flash.net Mon Feb 16 23:23:17 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- *Walks past waste cans containing large amounts of debris.* Wow! Appears as though my leave came at the right time. I somehow remember another such incident with fudge.*grinz* Just the same. Greetings All, Glad to see you in such jovial spirits. Teleute, It seems as though you have found (the hard way) this group is not innocent, but loveable just the same. Raven, Fortune cookie status? This time I recieved not but one,but two in one. Oddly, never overcasting the other spoke of previously. Hmm...? Tom, Life is but a box of chocolates.... That sir is a very real statement. One may choose to tie knots in the rope of his mind,but he would not if he understood he was sliding down that rope and not climbing up it. And so is life. PhantoM, You should be ashamed of yourself,picking at Psycho-Chick like so. The name,I'll wager,isn't something she just made up. *smiles* Psycho-Chick, I have only this thought for you, Industrial Sized Vacuum Sweeper. Go gettem.LOL IK, Good to see you back. til the dawn Thermall USA IP Address - ppp-208-15-97-181.ltrkar.swbell.net Mon Feb 16 23:19:19 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Look, I'm not saying the universe is evil. I'm just saying that everyone I've ever loved or felt I could love has f***ed with my heart. That's all I'm saying. Tom Holbrook, USA IP Address - ww-tq06.proxy.aol.com Mon Feb 16 23:18:50 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- *comes in, sees everybody hard at work, grabs towel, and sets to work* Jeez, I think I'm ready for a cease-fire too. *shakes hands with PC for rigging the condom machine* A while ago, I decided to read William Blake's "The Tiger". I had never read it before, I had just heard the first two lines like everybody else, and I knew that couldn't possibly be the whole poem, so I read it. And it was so cool, I'd like to share it here, if I may. The Tiger Tiger, tiger, burning bright In the forests of the night, What immortal hand or eye Could frame thy fearful symmetry? In what distant deeps or skies Burnt the fire of thine eyes? On what wings dare he aspire? What hand dare seize the fire? And what shoulder and what art Could twist the sinews of thy heart? And when thy heart began to beat, What dread hand? And what dread feet? What the hammer? What the chain? In what furnace was thy brain? What the anvil? What dread grasp Dare its deadly terrors clasp? When the stars threw down their spears And watered heaven with their tears, Did he smile his work to see? Did he who made the Lamb make thee? Tiger, tiger, burning bright In the forests of the night, What immortal hand or eye Dare frame thy fearful symmetry? Gives me chills. Teleute IP Address - dasc9-192.flash.net Mon Feb 16 23:18:08 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I've never written on a virtual bathroom wall before, but I think it's pretty funny! Ok, I'll just write my usual bathroom wall quote. Her I sit all broken hearted Payed my dime, and only farted. Now wasn't that nice? I hope you all enjoyed it, or maybe at least it made you laugh. =o) Jessica Franklin, TN USA IP Address - 16.nashville-01.tn.dial-access.att.net Mon Feb 16 21:43:34 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ~~Hey you guys!! You don't have to clean up the mess I made the paint part of it... i'll clean it up.... sorry i paint bombed you this morning... i just thought i would add a little color..... „Ą„ \*/ ~~TTFN~ GINIA CO USA IP Address - adialup90.dnvr.uswest.net Mon Feb 16 20:33:17 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sure Adam. *flies up and knocks down about twenty tampons and thirteen condoms* Damn you people know how to party. ; ) Raven USA IP Address - hky-146.conninc.com Mon Feb 16 17:41:03 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Here you go Amos... Hey Raven, think you COULD fly up there and get those tampons ofF the light fixtures before theY dry and catch fire. Guy would be pretty mad if this place caught fire.... Man what the hell happened to my typing last time.....? Adam USA IP Address - 206.104.75.108 Mon Feb 16 17:40:46 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Here you go Amos... Hey Raven, think you fly up there and get those tampons of the light fixtures before the dry and catch fire. Guy would be pretty mad if this place caught fire.... Where was everbody today? I wanted to find out how olivia's date went. Livvy?! Janet?! i even kind of miss bitz and skippy (who I think I made up with ??? 3^) Adam USA IP Address - 206.104.75.108 Mon Feb 16 17:37:32 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- *walks back in* !!! Cleaning? Damn...oh well might as well pitch in... *shifts back to raven and flaps wings to dry up stray puddles* Raven USA IP Address - hky-146.conninc.com Mon Feb 16 17:30:13 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- *carefully redirects her rear so that it's facing _away_ from Adam* Hey, Adam, will you pass me that roll of paper towels? Toodles! Amos USA IP Address - honors13.memphis.edu Mon Feb 16 17:29:55 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yeah well I don't exactly remember any peace protests against the soggy war. *lays down towel to mop up puddle* *considers swatting nearest TBWer in the booty.... *looks around at mess....* *grins and continues working without incident* Adam USA IP Address - 206.104.75.108 Mon Feb 16 17:17:40 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Well, if Adam's blamed, I claim equal responsibility. :) Toodles! Amos USA IP Address - honors13.memphis.edu Mon Feb 16 16:56:37 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Adam Just remember who started the "soggy war" Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.198 Mon Feb 16 16:24:02 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- *Grabs a sponge* I'm with you, Julie! *Vehemently sops up a red puddle of liquid* Toodles! Amos USA IP Address - byates.memphis.edu Mon Feb 16 16:23:04 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hmmmm.... Yes - It probably is time to call a truce. *Busies herself with a mop and bucket* *Pauses* Hey - C'mon, Clean up you guys! Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.198 Mon Feb 16 16:17:22 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- *ducks as another flying condom wizzes by her head* EEEEIIIIEEEE! People watch were 'yall are aiming! Well another day of rain...I'm afriad I'm gonna drown in this one of these days. Tom Love is how you look at it. Observe love before you judge it, for there is MUCH more there than what meets the eyes. Phanty I do believe this boy need that infinate wisdom of yours, eh? ; ) *shifts to human form and throws an double-sized water filled condom at Phanty* hehehehehehehehe.... see ya! *runs outside and flies away) Raven USA IP Address - hky-177.conninc.com Mon Feb 16 16:15:20 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yup, Adam, I assumed the same... *reaches up for towel* Thanks. *smiles at Adam and proceeds to dry herself briskly* Well, at least the dye won't affect my hair much. :) Toodles! Amos USA IP Address - byates.memphis.edu Mon Feb 16 16:06:35 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey there! It sure has been a while. Hope everyone is doing good and had a happy 14th! Gotta go to class now! See you later! Erin USA IP Address - 192.133.105.245 Mon Feb 16 15:58:44 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'd figured the soggy war had ended with Ginia's apocalyptic soaking of the entire area....... *hands amos a towel* isn't that what you figured there Amos? Adam USA IP Address - 206.104.75.108 Mon Feb 16 15:44:41 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tom I hope your life gets better. I know what it is to be depressed and feel that love doesn't exist. Life can get better, It did for me and you wouldn't recognise me from the person I was a year ago. I hope things work out for you. Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.216 Mon Feb 16 15:36:12 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- *Spies Psycho Chick gloating over getting Amos* *lofts water filled condom into the air --- * *SPLOOSH!!!!!* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.216 Mon Feb 16 15:27:29 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- *creeps into bathroom behind Amos as she rises to give Adam a standing ovation...slowly, but stealthily, she makes her way to the cannon...she silently rolls it behind Amos...aims at her...derriere...AND LET"S FLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!* HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Gotta jet...l8er... *********************************** *********************************** *********************************** *********************************** *********************************** Those damn zeroes!!! *aims cannon at HostMaster Matt and shoots away* >: ( Psycho Chick Canada IP Address - ts8l16.pathcom.com Mon Feb 16 15:09:10 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Psycho Chick Canada IP Address - ts8l16.pathcom.com Mon Feb 16 15:08:20 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tom, you are right. There is no love. There is no goodness in the universe. It's all chance. It's all insane. There is no good or evil. Everything is crazy, insane, a demented sick joke. If you beleive that, than you might as well kill yourself. You haven't yet. Please read this. The fact that you haven't killed yourself yet means that deep within your soul, within your heart of hearts, you don't beleive that. I speak from experience. You can beleive that nothing matters, that there is no true love; or you can believe that the fact that life goes on, the sun comes up every day, proves there is true love. Not just love women, but brotherly love to your friends. To your pet. To the Earth itself. To everything. And you CAN find true love with a woman. Please beleive me. I beleive the universe is good. And even if it isn't, I beleive it, and that is how it seems and feels to me, and can for you too. Good Luck. Teleute IP Address - dasc17-83.flash.net Mon Feb 16 14:57:49 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!! *Looks around* Oops sorry, Guess I am a little behind the times. Anyhoo, I just got to Jan. 1. Before you know it I'll be in Feb. Of course by then it will be April. OH WELL! Peace, Love, and New Years!!! IK The Rock, USA IP Address - 170-0-55.ipt.aol.com Mon Feb 16 14:43:22 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Amos: You have new mail. 8^|| If you ever staple your tongue to your forehead, don't try to swallow, it'll only make it worse. Speaking from experience. Adam cats,theotherwhitemeat, USA IP Address - 206.104.75.108 Mon Feb 16 13:58:41 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- IK: Mine was a similar fate. Actually, I skipped class today 'cause I got in to my apartment around 12:00... tried to call lcamy, but that woman was *still* gabbin' on the phone!!! :) Hope you had a good day! Toodles, Amos USA IP Address - byates.memphis.edu Mon Feb 16 13:07:03 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- WOW!! I spent the night at home last night and ditched class. So what else is there to do than catch up from Dec. 21st. Homework? No WAY get serious that's not do till Wednsday. Peace, Love, and a BIG POOFY CROISSANT!!! IK The Rock, USA IP Address - 170-0-55.ipt.aol.com Mon Feb 16 12:51:48 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Oo, Adam... Good answer! *stands and applauds sincerely* Toodles! Amos USA IP Address - byates.memphis.edu Mon Feb 16 12:44:44 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tom: When it comes to affairs of the heart, there are no victims only volunteers. "Sometimes it snows in April" it's not about you or anybody else, it just is. Valentine's Day only sucks for those who depend on other Humans for love. Human love is the imperfect reflection of the pure Love God gives us, find that and you'll never need again. There is no Bad Love. Adam USA IP Address - 206.104.75.108 Mon Feb 16 10:32:57 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ~~Soaked from the bombing she got for no reason what so ever... leaves TBW....10 minutes later kicks the door open in Rambo style, armed with a rather large Gatlin gun, ammo consisting of fingerpaint soaked tampons and condoms filled with the same material. Looks around and mutters "ok. ya wanna play??we'll play!!!!!" evil laughter follows as she opens fire. paint splatters everywhere, no where to run, no where to hide, the inhabitants of TBW stand in a stuper as round after round of paint bombs hit their mark...... finally out of ammo (500 rounds do go quickly) TBW looks like the 70's physcodelic era just exploded and took all dwellers with it... "ok... i'm done playing now....I just love the smell of finger paint in the morning!!!" Exits before anyone really realizes what just hit them, and all they hear is laughter echoing down the hall...... ~~TTFN~~ ©Ą© \V/ GINIA Well would you look at that!! It's snowing!!!!!!, CO USA IP Address - dialup105.dnvr.uswest.net Mon Feb 16 8:53:22 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- SQUELCH (oops - Forgot we were wet) Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.210 Mon Feb 16 0:58:46 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Teleute No Hard Feelings. Big (((HUGS))) Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.210 Mon Feb 16 0:57:39 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- To all those who've screwed with my heart (you know who you are), I hate you all and will never forgive you. You took my honesty and openness with you as vulnerability and hurt me. I will never be able to heal the open wounds you've put onto my soul. I hope you all burn in Hell. Especially two certain people whose names rhyme (T & S). There, I've made my statement. Tom Holbrook, USA IP Address - ww-th02.proxy.aol.com Mon Feb 16 0:41:07 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- About the being in love thing, I really want to know why it hurts so much. Please tell me. BTW, Selena Johnson, if you read this, I think you're beautiful. Maybe one day I'll be able to tell you in person. Tom Holbrook, USA IP Address - ww-th02.proxy.aol.com Mon Feb 16 0:23:39 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- whoops, here's that address http://home.earthlink.net/~yehaww/ donkeymaster USA IP Address - pool036-max3.ds13-ca-us.dialup.earthlink.net Sun Feb 15 23:19:40 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- come check out the donkeyshrine, you'll never be the same! the donkeymaster USA IP Address - pool036-max3.ds13-ca-us.dialup.earthlink.net Sun Feb 15 23:18:44 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm gonna post one of my stories. Here you go. Tom Holbrook, USA IP Address - ww-th01.proxy.aol.com Sun Feb 15 22:05:28 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Here goes nothin'... Sometimes... A short story inspired by Alice CooperÕs ŅLoves a Loaded Gun.Ó The old station house was just that. Old. The town originally had plans to build a new one, but, as in many small towns, the money never showed up. The decrepit building had been in use since the early 1900Õs. It was so antiquated it had a small room above it were the old station operator used to live. It was here he sat, thinking. Rich was an average man, indistinguishable from any other in a crowd. He sat there, cradling the rifle as if it were his only friend. Could he do it? Or would he turn coward at the last second? No! The lying bitch deserves this! His thoughts were interrupted at the last minute by the whistle that indicated a train had arrived. She would be coming out of the station house soon. Coming to meet the other. The thought of her with him, with any other man drove him mad. His blood began to boil as he thought of her and the other together, doing all the things they used to do together. She hadnÕt even had the guts to tell him. She hid it from him, keeping him blissfully unaware. As he was thinking of this, she came out of a door below him. She was truly a beautiful woman, with all the right curves in all the right places. Just the sight of her caused his features to soften, and caused him to remember all the times theyÕd shared.... It had been a warm night when theyÕd met. He and his best friend had been out hitting the local clubs. At first sight of her he was in love. Her firm body glistened with sweat as she glided around the dance floor. As soon as the song stopped she came over to the bar and ordered a drink. He walked over and said hi. The next few hours were a blur of drinks and dancing. A little while later theyÕd gone back to his place. The next few weeks had been heaven. TheyÕd gone to parties, clubs, even to one of his close friendÕs weddings. Then, one day, he worked up the nerve to tell her he loved her. She stared at him for a moment, wide-eyed, and said the same. A few days later, he asked her to move in with him. She accepted hesitantly, but accepted nonetheless. Then he heard her on the phone, talking to the other. He hadnÕt said anything, letting her think it he didnÕt know. After all, it couldÕve been a brother or a cousin. It was a few days later when heÕd heard them talking again, and this time he knew, beyond the shadow of a doubt, that another had caught her eye. He began to think that maybe, just maybe, she didnÕt deserve this. Maybe it was his fault for always being too jealous. He was snapped out of his reverie when he saw someone holding her down below. ŅJust move to the left, just let your face be visible, you bastard....Ó His blood ran cold when he saw the others face. It was his best friend, the one heÕd been with when heÕd met her. So, itÕd been going on since they met. There they were, his best friend, who had been there for years, and his girlfriend, who had been there for weeks. He started asking himself things. How many other girls had his best friend stolen from him? How many other men had she cheated on him with? Suddenly, the world had snapped in to clarity around him. The world is unpredictable, uncontrollable. People only care about themselves. There is no love, only lust. There are no soulmates, only bedmates. In an insane world the truly sane man has only one option. His heart pounded as he lined up the shot. He looked toward her longingly as his best friend held her. He knew by the look on her face that he was the one she really loved. All her words to him were lies. He checked the rifle one last time. One bullet. He said goodbye to his old life as he pulled the trigger. The last thing he felt was the bullet pushing into his brain. The End Tom Holbrook, USA IP Address - ww-th01.proxy.aol.com Sun Feb 15 22:04:03 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why does being in love hurt so much? e-mail me if you have the answer. Tom Holbrook, USA IP Address - ww-tf02.proxy.aol.com Sun Feb 15 21:42:03 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey everyone! What's goin' on? I don't have anything interesting to say right now. Just wanted to say hi. Hi! SuperChick USA IP Address - ww-tf05.proxy.aol.com Sun Feb 15 19:34:08 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Julie MZ: Apology accepted. *puts a water-filled condom down the back of his shirt to prove his peace* No hard feelings? I just saw Sphere a few days ago. Has anybody else seen it? A lot of the critics seem not to like it, but I thought it was pretty good. This was the first movie I had seen with Sameul L. Jackson in a leading role: He blew me away. He could shift from jovial to menacing in a few seconds and make it beleivable. I thought the plot twists were pretty good, It kept me guessing. Anybody else's opinions? Teleute IP Address - dasc27-83.flash.net Sun Feb 15 19:25:12 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I can't even spell my own name correctly tonight. And "Julie" is the easy part! Juli MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.195 Sun Feb 15 15:07:35 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Teleute *Blush - Shame* *holds a water-filled condom over her own head* *Lets go - SPLAT!* Juli MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.195 Sun Feb 15 15:06:03 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- *walks in, spots Julie MZ* TRAITOR! This is what I get! Well from now on No Holds Barred! PC, what the Sam Hill wuz that? I sure didn't know they made tampon cannons! No wonder it's "Feminine Protection"! *grabs a condom off the floor, prays it hasn't been used, then hurls it at PC and exits, leaving a message taped to the wall* "Life's a roller coaster, than you throw up." Teleute IP Address - dasc30-239.flash.net Sun Feb 15 15:02:30 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Phantom Um ... They were the lyrics to the Red Dwarf theme tune. It's actually very mild here for the time of year - about twice normal! Mind you - Fun in the sun would be nice! I know that there's no point throwing condoms/tampons at you as they would just sail right on through! (Not that I would!) ((Hugs)) Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.195 Sun Feb 15 14:57:57 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Me" It's fun being wierd. Why no name? Julie MZ Crewe, ENGLAND IP Address - 194.205.138.208 Sun Feb 15 12:55:12 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- YOU ARE ALL WEIRDOS!! Red Dwarf rules. Don't drink and drive, you might spill it! Me USA IP Address - dl04.tgis.co.uk Sun Feb 15 12:44:49 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- YEAH!!!!!!!!! CANADA BEAT USA IN THE MEDAL STANDINGS SO FAR!!!!!!!!!! IN YOUR FACE!!! IN YOUR FACE!!! IN YOUR FACE!!! Wow, the cit in Canada that I live in just happens to be the town Elvis Stojko comes...a lot of us know him, he's a real nice guy!!! There was this big arena, where he practices, so they renamed it Elvis Stojko Arena and closed earlier, so Elvis could have more practice time. Do you know what Elvis did? He called the manager and complained that if he had so much practice time, how would the young children ever get a chance to practice??? So, he gave up part of his skating time so that young kids could have a chance to skate, too. Not only that, he comes frequently and gives autographs, lessons, and even pointers to the kids. Now that's the true spirit of the Olympics!!! PS: Click my name for...a different kind of condom!!! Psycho Chick Cana-duh IP Address - ts34l12.pathcom.com Sun Feb 15 11:22:45 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Oh, BTW, click on my name to find a site that sends Cyber Condoms to your loved ones. Enjoy!!! Psycho Chick Canada IP Address - ts34l12.pathcom.com Sun Feb 15 11:16:02 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- *creeps over to condom machine...quietly inserts a quarter...waits...SPLAT!!!!* TELEUTE!!!!!!!!! THIS MEANS WAR!!!!!!!!!!! *grabs tampon cannon and lets fly towards Teleute...watchs Teleute exit the bathroom a dripping red mess* Sorry Ginia, I know you cleaned up so nicely, but I just couldn't resist! }; ) *blush* Psycho Chick Canada IP Address - ts34l12.pathcom.com Sun Feb 15 11:14:58 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Teleute. Red Dwarf is a British Sci-Fi comedy made by the BBC. Click on my name for a site that may be of some use. I shall bring my own condoms in future! *Has a water filled condom behind her back* *SPLAT* HAHAHAHAHAHA! Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.233 Sun Feb 15 11:04:41 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- *looks around, there doesn't appear to be alot of people around, sneaks up to condom machine and rigs it so it will indiscrimanatly explode and shower with condoms whoever approaches, while making sure none hit Julie MZ so he can ask her a question* What's Red Dwarf? The name is familiar, but I don't know what it's about. Teleute IP Address - dasc14-197.flash.net Sun Feb 15 9:18:21 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- *looks around, there doesn't appear to be alot of people around, sneaks up to condom machine and rigs it so it will indiscrimanatly explode and shower with condoms whoever approaches, while making sure none hit Julie MZ so he can ask her a question* What's Red Dwarf? The name is familiar, but I don't know what it's about. Teleute IP Address - dasc14-197.flash.net Sun Feb 15 9:17:23 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Julie: Sure wish I could offer the solace of a warm and sunny Southern California, but the weather gurus have called for another solid week of rain. El Nino is being a naughty child, and is costing us dearly. Actually, you would be "right at home" here right now. Truly, I feel for you. ((hugs)) PhantoM LA, CA USA IP Address - 1cust31.tnt1.lax3.da.uu.net Sun Feb 15 8:22:11 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Phantom That was a quick draw! I prefer Durex though :-) *Dodges several missiles and leaps behind sinks for cover* *shoots back indiscriminately* YEEEHAAAAAAA!!! Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.252 Sun Feb 15 6:58:56 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- It's cold outside, There's no kind of atmosphere, I'm all alone, More Or Less, Let me fly, Far away from here, Fun fun fun, In the sun sun sun. I want to lie, Shipwrecked and comatose, Drinkin fresh, Mango juice, Goldfish shoals, Nibbling at my toes, Fun fun fun, In the sun sun sun Fun fun fun, In the sun sun sun! Happy 10th anniversary Red Dwarf! Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.201 Sun Feb 15 6:45:24 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- For who are embroiled in the personal hygiene war, and who find themselves on the losing side due to fumble-fingeredness, and especially for Adam, who preferenced a particular brand, click on my name for a quick draw lesson. PhantoM LA, CA USA IP Address - 1cust31.tnt1.lax3.da.uu.net Sun Feb 15 5:15:20 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ace As long as it's not a cold one! Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.203 Sun Feb 15 3:46:13 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ace You didn't get me - It must have been PC Shoots a tampon bazooka at Ginia. SPLAT! HAHAHAHAHA! Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.203 Sun Feb 15 3:45:09 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- *Flying Condom hits GINIA after all* I would tell ya'll of my Valentine hell , but I'm too busy dogding condoms. I tell you guys later... Ace of Spades USA IP Address - beecher21.bch.uc.edu Sun Feb 15 3:03:17 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- *sees leg from under a stall. Lofts a condom in the stall direction* I'm not sure if I got PC or Julie, but either one diserved it!!!! Ace of Spades USA IP Address - beecher21.bch.uc.edu Sun Feb 15 2:59:04 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- *feeling something slimely down my back* THAT'S IT EVERYONE IS FAIR GAME!!!! *goes searching out for the first warm body* Julie: There's a Condom that I'm keeping warm just for you!!! Ace of Spades USA IP Address - beecher21.bch.uc.edu Sun Feb 15 2:53:48 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I love him because his senses are so strong in tact that or he just doesn't care pixie Lincoln, IL USA IP Address - shimshai.lccs.edu Sun Feb 15 2:49:11 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Any man who says that he can see right through a woman is missing a whole hell of a lot. --Groucho Marx Just swimming through... Sharkman Raleigh, NC USA IP Address - host-207-53-8-168.rdu.bellsouth.net Sun Feb 15 2:01:12 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ~~slowly pushes the door open and then ducks, just in case there is personal hygiene paraphenalia flying through air.....ok....its quiet..surveys the damage... "hmmmm not too bad"...goes out and gets the scoop shovel.. "might as well use it in here.ain't got no snow to speak of"....cranks the stereo to full power and goes to work...........an hour later TBW is clean and sparkly once again...no sign of the tampon/condom war exists.. except for a few red dye streaks that wouldn't come off the walls.....looks around,satisfied....grabs the trash and exits..turning off the light on the way out..... ~~TTFN~~ GINIA I got mountains forValentines Day!!, CO USA IP Address - dialup190.dnvr.uswest.net Sat Feb 14 23:47:47 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- GO TO MY FAH-KING PAGE MAN!!!!!! Dum Honkey USA IP Address - 203-135-240.ipt.aol.com Sat Feb 14 21:41:20 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey everyone, I'm back! I missed all of you. May the power of love conquer all. Happy Valentine's Day! I'm reeaall tired, so g'bye for now. Teleute IP Address - dasc14-188.flash.net Sat Feb 14 18:28:14 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Happy Valentine's Day to all!! Hope it's everyone's best yet! *BIG HUGS* D`Arcy USA IP Address - iax-lufkin-ppp0002.iamerica.net Sat Feb 14 17:58:05 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Oops! so make that two! Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.232 Sat Feb 14 17:39:55 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey! - Psycho Chick! SPLAT!!!! (one soaked tampon in face!) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.232 Sat Feb 14 17:39:07 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey! - Psycho Chick! SPLAT!!!! (one soaked tampon in face!) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.228 Sat Feb 14 17:37:43 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- *Eventually manages to stagger out of stall - glasses skewed and hair leaking red dye all over the floor.* Notices Adam has taken his attention off her for a moment - BANZAI!!!! (one prophylactic bomb coming up!) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- To all out there HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!! Phantom You're such a sweetie. ((HUGS)) Love the vending machine!! Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.227 Sat Feb 14 16:11:22 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Raven, The power of love can conquer all, but only for those who believe in it and dare to embrace it. Happy St. Valentine's day to you. ((hugs)) PhantoM LA, CA USA IP Address - 1cust35.tnt12.lax3.da.uu.net Sat Feb 14 16:09:08 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- *transforms into raven to dodge a tampon wizzing by her head* !!! That was close. *flies behind Phanty for protection* Watch the wings please!!! Phanty Well dear, I certainly will try. ; ) And dear, you might want to check your mail. *kiss* PC zyl was right. Besides their are many Gods/Goddess/Beings that hold forms of trees. So take your pic. "Pain and bliss, love andhate, are like a body and it's shadow; Cold and warm, joy and anger, you and your condition. Delight in singing verse is a road to Hell, but at Hell's gate-peach blossoms, plum blossoms." -Ikkyu Don't you love Zen? Raven USA IP Address - hky-192.conninc.com Sat Feb 14 15:51:39 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Psycho Chick: You are the one who brought out the see-through jump suit, and you are the one who said you had a wet shirt. All I did was be a nice guy and mention that I thought the two went well together. So how come I get docked 3 points? You wouldn't be getting touchy or paranoid now, would you? ;-) PhantoM LA, CA USA IP Address - 1cust35.tnt12.lax3.da.uu.net Sat Feb 14 15:50:50 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Happy St. Valentines to all here. May the power of love conquer all. Raven USA IP Address - hky-192.conninc.com Sat Feb 14 15:43:34 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- psycho chick: her name was daphna•da, she was oberon's lover his wife (also a powrful fairy) found out so, yes :) zyl USA IP Address - 144.89.171.171 Sat Feb 14 14:09:37 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- *silently ducks into the spa/stall* creepcreepcreepcreep *starts building something* BANG! BANG!ęBANG! Whhhhhhhhhr! CRASH! ClinkClinkClink! *exits with a cannon, which starts shooting tampons, condom ballons, and soaked pads at all the stall inhabitants* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! PS: Happy Valentines Day to all!!! Psycho Chick Canada IP Address - ts6l10.pathcom.com Sat Feb 14 11:22:00 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Raven Wasn't there a woman named Daphne who was turned into a laurel tree goddess??? I can't seem to remember... Adam Oooops! Forgot you were on our side... *reachges out to high five Adam and throws a soaked pad at him instead* PSYCH!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Phanty Score 2 points on the vending machine Minus 3 points for yet another wet t-shirt crack!!!! : P Julie Good shot!!!! Psycho Chick Canada IP Address - ts6l10.pathcom.com Sat Feb 14 11:19:15 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- To Guy: Happy Valentine's Day! You are at the top of the "Good Guy" List. The Baronness Minneapolis, MN USA IP Address - 174-136-25.ipt.aol.com Sat Feb 14 11:06:15 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- NEW VENDING MACHINE With customized stalls (one with a loft), exercise (climbing) wall, and expresso, condom and tampon/pad machines, it is obvious that TBW regulars want to spend some time here. Considering the recent requests for candy and soda machines, I hereby announce my contribution to the Wall. A deluxe, combination vending machine, equipped to contain many snacks (including cholocates), many sodas (including diet), and even light meals. Click on my name to see what it looks like. PhantoM LA, CA USA IP Address - 1cust37.tnt15.lax3.da.uu.net Sat Feb 14 5:02:12 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- HAPPY VALENTINEÕS DAY All TBW ladies: please click on my name! From me to you with ((hugs)) and *kisses* IK: Welcome back! Have fun trying to catch up! Peppermint Patty: Teasing females are indeed "memories encapsulated in spectral plasma." (cute!) BTW, chocolate cannot replace sex cos itÕs an aphrodisiac, so mind how much of that stuff you consume. Psycho Chick: Nice to see your custom, see-through PhantyÕs Angels jump suit resurrected. Nice match for your wet T-shirt. ;-) Raven: The Rain Goddess is indeed working overtime. Spin a spell please, dear one, that might shift her focus to the middle of the Pacific. Wisdomatic humor coming right up. ((hugs)) FEELING FAINT? The combative condom/tampon activities here have surely raised participants breathing rates to the point of hyperventilation. To ward off exertion dizziness, carry condoms; as needed, blow one up and breathe into it for a while. Much easier to carry around in case of emergency than a paper bag. PhantoM LA, CA USA IP Address - 1cust37.tnt15.lax3.da.uu.net Sat Feb 14 4:45:42 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I am the best, that's no lie, remember this message until you die !!!!!! Kirby Melbourne, Australia IP Address - alex.jeack.com.au Sat Feb 14 3:39:35 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- EttŠ tŠllŠnenkin... Mikko Meriharju Turku, Finland IP Address - proxy.nettilinja.fi Sat Feb 14 1:55:50 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- EEEWWWWWWWW! HAHAAHAHAHA!!! Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.226 Fri Feb 13 23:00:11 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- sometimes i like to just sit in the bathroom and recite the alphabet or maybe see if i might be able to count to the end of numbers. thought you might be interested in that. mike fairbanks, ak USA IP Address - ppp18.mosquitonet.com Fri Feb 13 21:44:12 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Goddess, Phanty more rain is heading your way. AGAIN. and eventually it will end up here. AGAIN. I'd just like to know who prayed to the Rain Goddess so devoutly and sincere? Raven USA IP Address - 207.87.193.208 Fri Feb 13 21:21:07 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- *transforms into human for and stares at condom machine, not too far from her beloved sink* Should come in handy...if there are any left after Adam and Amos got hold of 'em. ; ) Phanty Wise tips about a condom machine? :) I do believe I've seen it all now. But nonetheless I shall stay, no matter if the weeks of medicne among my dear friend has taken it's toll upon his poor head. ; ) Anymore wisdomatic humor to spare dear one? *kiss* Niner I wished for marriage long ago. The picture of white picket fences and children of my own ran through my head constantly. But as I look at it now, the world is a lot more harsh that I thought it to be. And I do believe I have things to think over before I walk down the asile. However I would enjoy a word with you wife. :) It's a lovely clear night. The stars are singing to the wonderous Moon and all her grace thatlights up the east coast. Tomorrow is St. Valentine's Day. Celebrate it well. Weither it be wine, women, and song or just a friendly hug, may your dreams of your dearest love come true. (((HUGS))) Raven USA IP Address - 207.87.193.208 Fri Feb 13 21:18:37 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Rupert Yes indeed there is a Goddess of Trees. Correction: there are MANY. Here is one: Bele Alua- tree goddess and husband of God Bobo Arisi However I lost the information on the religion it orignates. Forgive me. Raven USA IP Address - 207.87.193.208 Fri Feb 13 21:05:13 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I was reading over some stuff I must've skipped earlier: Ms. Kitty: I loved your poem! The stanzas were short, but they carried the message of love quite potently for their brevity. IK: Hey, ya big goofball! 'Zup witchoo? Toodles! Amos USA IP Address - honors13.memphis.edu Fri Feb 13 18:21:12 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- There is no hiding! peers over stall spots Julie-- SLAMMO! HAHAHAHAHA Adam USA IP Address - 206.104.75.108 Fri Feb 13 17:18:05 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wow... I think this is the most fun I've had here in a while! Thanks, guys (esp. Adam)... I needed that. *big grin* Toodles! Amos USA IP Address - honors13.memphis.edu Fri Feb 13 17:17:08 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- LOL, whilst hiding in a stall for a breather! (:-)) Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.252 Fri Feb 13 17:03:46 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- red...soaked..... EWWWWWWWWW! Adam USA IP Address - 206.104.75.108 Fri Feb 13 16:56:23 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- (I shot at Adam 'cos he said EEEEEEWWWW!) Promise not to shoot at him again! Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.252 Fri Feb 13 16:55:55 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- *creeps up behind Ace and shoves a soaked tampon down the back of his neck* HAHAHAHAHA! Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.252 Fri Feb 13 16:52:22 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- *Soaks sevral tampons in freezing red-coloured water and throws them at Adam* Tampon Grenades! Bullseye! Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.252 Fri Feb 13 16:49:00 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ummm... P.C.? Adam's on our side. Toodles! Amos USA IP Address - byates.memphis.edu Fri Feb 13 16:16:50 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- heh heh heh! Psycho Chick Canada IP Address - ts35l15.pathcom.com Fri Feb 13 16:15:42 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Have a good weekend!!!! PMS PMS PMS PMS PMS PMS PMS PMS PMS PMS PMS PMS PMS PMS PMS PMS PMS PMS PMS PMS PMS PMS PMS PMS PMS PMS PMS PMS PMS PMS PMS PMS PMS PMS PMS PMS Psycho Chick Canada IP Address - ts35l15.pathcom.com Fri Feb 13 16:15:12 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ALLRIGHT, WHO'S WASTING ALL THE CONDOMS???? OMIGOD, THE TAMPONS TOO!?! *runs into stall with a huge sack* This looks like a job for... *runs out wearing see through jump suit* PHANTY'S ANGELS!!!!!! C'mon girls, let's get em all! *Opens sack to reveal a ready supply of tampons, pads, and water filled condoms* Oh, wait! Almost forgot the water guns! *loaded with red colored water, of course!* Don't worry, it's just food coloring!!! ; ) *throws a water filled condom at Adam* Psycho Chick Canada IP Address - ts35l15.pathcom.com Fri Feb 13 16:12:43 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- *Dogding a heat seaking tampon ---===* * I guess now would be a god time to tell the holly flaming tampon story... So, there is this little boy. He's snoopin' aroung the bathroom (not like some TBW regulars). He finds this box of tampons. He's takes one out of the box. Now, he feeling awfully curous so he opens it up. What he see is this mysterous thing with what looks to be a fuse at the end of it. He getting kinda excited about is discovery when decide to do any experiment. He throws it ing water and of course the tapon (in the boy's mind) explodes. So, now knows he's got something. He figure he might a well us this new found weapon against his hated sister. He sneaks up to his sister's room very stealthily making absolutely sure he does make a sound. He gets to the door. Then he quietly lights his bomb of death throws it into his sister's room then runs away. The sister, confused, puts out the flaming, flying, tampon. She look out the door and it become clear. She sees her younger brother running away. She takes the charred tampon and goes to her mother. She shows the tampon and says, "you need to have a talk with you son!" Have a good weakend everybody!!! Ace of Spades USA IP Address - beecher15.bch.uc.edu Fri Feb 13 16:07:39 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Oops... sorry about that, Peppermint Patty... *===~~~ Toodles! Amos USA IP Address - byates.memphis.edu Fri Feb 13 16:02:53 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ha Ha Ha Friday at TBW..... *ties two condoms together making a sling-shot* *fires water filled Trojan at Olivia* Adam USA IP Address - 206.104.75.108 Fri Feb 13 15:52:35 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Julie: Yeah there's a use for condom machines as long as you can duck them well!!! Ace of Spades USA IP Address - beecher15.bch.uc.edu Fri Feb 13 15:51:32 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ace: Watch out for that flying tampon! ~~~===* Toodles! Hehehe... Amos USA IP Address - byates.memphis.edu Fri Feb 13 15:49:14 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Betrayed by my typing :^( Here's the actual address. Ace of Spades USA IP Address - beecher15.bch.uc.edu Fri Feb 13 15:46:44 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey everybody!!! Click on my name to see some Valentine's Card The Onion style!!! Ace of Spades USA IP Address - beecher15.bch.uc.edu Fri Feb 13 15:45:25 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Adam: Hmmmmm... Okay! YEEEEAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH! *randomly shoots tampons at everyone within reach EXCEPT Adam* Toodles! *dodges a flying condom torpedo, aimed at Julie MZ* Amos USA IP Address - byates.memphis.edu Fri Feb 13 15:39:14 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Get lost Flanders..." -Homer Simpson Amos: Maybe we should team up and get everyone else?... Adam USA IP Address - 206.104.75.108 Fri Feb 13 15:34:28 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ned It would have to be VERY long. (and I bet it ain't!) Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.200 Fri Feb 13 15:19:32 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey Ned, not me. And please don't shout. Peppermint Patty ?, Maine USA IP Address - rcd1.meaugusta.fsc.usda.gov Fri Feb 13 15:14:05 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- EVERY ONE SUCKS MY WANG>|!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ned Flanders Roch. Hills, Fl USA IP Address - piweba4y-ext.prodigy.com Fri Feb 13 14:35:46 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- hay? what an idiot.... : P olivia ma, USA IP Address - p9.ts1.groto.ma.tiac.com Fri Feb 13 14:20:22 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- hay everyone, thanks for the advise... i'll give a report on monday.... everyone have a wonderful weekend!!!!! ~snogs~ Olivia ma, USA IP Address - p9.ts1.groto.ma.tiac.com Fri Feb 13 14:18:38 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Oh no, what a mess, its all over the back wall. well, well. Biz Bizz Brossard , canada IP Address - 14-asc-196.dsuper.net Fri Feb 13 14:05:37 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ALL RIGHT, ADAM, THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR!!! *Runs after him until she realizes she'll never catch up... leans on her knees and attempts to breathe normally* That's it... you asked for it! *Runs into stall for a moment...* *Kicks open the door from the inside... beams of light shoot from behind her. She has strapped pads in a criss-cross pattern, Rambo-like, and has a gun in each hand. A cotton string hangs from the barrel of each* *She spies Adam vainly trying to hide behind a sink and shoots a tampon at him, which hits him right between the eyes* Let the games begin! Ahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa! Toodles! ("I'll be bahk...") Amos USA IP Address - byates.memphis.edu Fri Feb 13 13:09:23 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jules: saaweeet! I think a vending machine chrisening party is in order... lc amy tx USA IP Address - minerva.acs.unt.edu Fri Feb 13 12:33:47 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- lc amy I'm sure that a candy machine can be arranged. And whilst we're at it, how about a diet coke machine! (to make up for eating the candy) :-) Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.220 Fri Feb 13 12:21:37 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Olivia Try "Love Is In the Earth" It's a book the spiritual properties of different crystals/minerals/gems etc... It also lists which ones are for what signs and numbers. You may have to pick it up at shop that sells that kind of stuff - I found my copy at Borders Ms. Kitty USA IP Address - surf.adaptec.com Fri Feb 13 12:11:12 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- valentines schmalentines.....hmmmph. yup, another year of living vicariously; but don't pity me, oh no... on a postive note: weekend's here! yay!! ....hey, look at all the new hardware in here! cool....now if only there was a candy machine.... lc amy tx USA IP Address - minerva.acs.unt.edu Fri Feb 13 11:54:53 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Livvy, try Steppenwolf by Hermann Hesse. Sounds cool if nothing else. Janet, high blood pressure's nothing. Relax. Focus on the first step. You'll have enough to worry about later. Rupert IP Address - beeleyco.demon.co.uk Fri Feb 13 11:40:40 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- feeling kinda down today... went to the ob/gyn last night to get all checked out before i get preggo... blood pressure VERY high... gotta go to some specialist or another that handles high risk pregnancies... why can't i be normal like everyone else? now they are telling me i gotta be on some medication.... that means that now i will be a nervous wreck throughout the pregnancy worried that my kids will come out with 3 eyes.... janet USA IP Address - orion.ramapo.edu Fri Feb 13 11:08:48 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ok everyone!!!!!! i need ideas........ Amy= loves philosophy & all sorts of spiritual stuff, meditation, etc.... Books... Any ideas?????????????????????? HELLLLLP MEEEEE!!!!! *said in sad FLY voice* I'll also entertain other valentine ideas..... (thanks : ] !!!!) Olivia ma, USA IP Address - p9.ts1.groto.ma.tiac.com Fri Feb 13 10:23:59 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Richard Does this mean that you're not saying hello to those of us who aren't american? ;-) Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.201 Fri Feb 13 10:05:55 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hello To All You Americans Out There Just Want To Wish Lisa A Happy Valentines Day For Tommorow And Tell Her That I Love Her Cheers Richard Britain IP Address - scat3.zynet.co.uk Fri Feb 13 10:03:06 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- See, There IS a use for the condom machine. Adam. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.195 Fri Feb 13 9:39:33 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- For a haunt, phantoM sure has strong opinions about wily females teasing males! Or are they just memories encapsulated in spectral plasma? :> I find teasing to be fun, but the result to be even more entertaining! I applaud both new dispensers in the wall. This is a coed space and we must accomodate everybody's wants and needs. I don't want to talk about Valentine's Day (opens a big box of chocolates and stuffs a couple into her mouth). Feel free to have some if you are single and have no partner to celebrate the day with. Isn't there a theory about chocolate replacing sex? Bring it on- I'm going through a dry spell. Peppermint Patty ?, Maine USA IP Address - rcd1.meaugusta.fsc.usda.gov Fri Feb 13 9:32:25 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- *runs in with quarters held together, drops 'em slot, turns handle* *takes condom out of sealed pack* *runs to nearest sink, places condom under the faucet* *allows it to fill nearly to the point of breaking* *turns with sneaky look on his face* HEY AMOS! *hurls condom* SPLAT! *runs out with soaking-wet red-headed pixie hot on his trail* HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Adam USA IP Address - 206.104.75.108 Fri Feb 13 9:26:32 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- For those who are indifferent, sorry, can't help you. Ms. Kitty USA IP Address - surf.adaptec.com Fri Feb 13 9:14:21 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- For those who don't like Valentines Day: Hearts and roses and kisses galore... What the hell is all that poop for? People get mushy and start acting queer It is definitely the most annoying day of the year This day needs to get the hell over with and pass Before i shove a dozen roses up Cupid's ass I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak And wear all black for the rest of the week Guys act all sweet, but it soon will fade For all they are doing is trying to get laid The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit Because I think love is a crock of poop So here's my story...what else can I say? Love bites my ass...Screw Valentines Day! Unknown Ms. Kitty USA IP Address - surf.adaptec.com Fri Feb 13 9:12:25 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- For those who like Valentines Day: A single note, Played with ancient love, I send from me to you. It floats through eternity, On whispering winds, To land in your heart. With it flys my dreams. I give them all to you To hold for me always. Tina (Ms. Kitty) Ms. Kitty USA IP Address - surf.adaptec.com Fri Feb 13 9:11:09 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- "DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE!!!!! YOU'RE IN THE JUNGLE BABY!!!!!!" G&R Hmmmmmmmmmmmm. Anyhoo. 'Zup all? Guess I better go sit through school. Woo hoo it rox to be me!! Check y'all out later. Maybe this afternoon I'll start catching up from December 16. Yes December 16 is last time I read the wall. Peace, Love, and Those Little Black Specks in My Milk!! IK The ROCK, USA IP Address - 170-9-191.ipt.aol.com Fri Feb 13 8:56:54 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ~~Niner~~ It's true, men do have their own "time of the month" My husband always goes through it a week after I do ranting and raving and carrying on.....but Midol doesn't help you men....beer.....that is your reliever!! I won't say all men go through it, but, once you've been married as long as I have...you begin to act like one another, so I think thats where ya pick it up.... >Ą< \V/ ~~TTFN~~ GINIA groovy,baby, yeah!!!!!!!, CO USA IP Address - adialup147.dnvr.uswest.net Fri Feb 13 8:36:42 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Surprised to see me so early? Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.240 Fri Feb 13 7:27:31 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Rupert Good afternoon. I am feeling better today. The beer has worn off and guess what - No hangover!!! What I would really like to see in football is Man City relegated to the 2nd division and for Crewe Alexandra to manage to stay in the 1st! (and Man Utd relegated to the vauxhall conference - ah well, We can dream!) Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.225 Fri Feb 13 7:19:34 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Rupert: My body denies the existence of circadian rhythms or the possibility of time, so I haunt a lot. You? Sunshine? I thought GB had a law against that stuff; bone-chilling, dark and dank fog only. Sunshine in GB? My what is this world coming to. Raven is the expert, but I believe that faeries and wood sprites mind the forest well. PhantoM LA, CA USA IP Address - 1cust213.tnt13.lax3.da.uu.net Fri Feb 13 6:10:21 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- PhantoM, what are you doing up? Have you just got up or are have you not gone to bed yet? Do you sleep anyway, or just haunt around? I feel so happy today, we have sunshine, real sunshine. Now I think about the trees I planted over Christmas in France. Have they taken root? Are they happy? Oh I really hope so. They will be so beautiful one day, and give shade for picnics and sleep on the hot days. Is there a god/goddess of trees, Raven? Rupert IP Address - beeleyco.demon.co.uk Fri Feb 13 5:18:45 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ace: Glad to see youÕre still amongst the living, despite having been somewhat damaged. NINER: Nope, never been so kicked. Worst was walking across open beams w/ an armload of lumber. Missed a beam and had about a 3 foot drop to a straddle position about the beam I missed. My weight plus the lumber. CanÕt describe it as words do not suffice. Think youÕll be oriental-online, or are you gonna have to disappear for a while again? Win-95/OP-97 on a 386/4MB? What kind of magic stick do you have up your sleeve? Or do you retreat into suspended animation between commands? A lot of guys have monthly B&M symptoms. Usually commences 2-4 days after start of SOÕs PMS and is a logical consequence of being cut off. A ship is always referred to as "she" because it costs so much to keep one in paint and powder. --Charles Nimitz PhantoM LA, CA USA IP Address - 1cust213.tnt13.lax3.da.uu.net Fri Feb 13 3:58:49 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sorry Julie, I got in a muddle then. That was from me, not from you, if you see what I mean. Rupert IP Address - beeleyco.demon.co.uk Fri Feb 13 3:54:50 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Morning, Julie. Hope you're feeling better today. It's Friday, it's mild and light, the children's half-term starts today and Vialli is taking over Chelsea. What more could we want? Julie IP Address - beeleyco.demon.co.uk Fri Feb 13 3:52:46 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- It doesn't really matterif the game is football or soccer. Guys will still sit around and watch it straching the jewels. Ace Of Spades USA IP Address - beecher24.bch.uc.edu Thu Feb 12 23:58:38 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- The question is if there is a condom mashine in TBW who's gonna use it? The mind wonders.... Ace Of Spades USA IP Address - beecher24.bch.uc.edu Thu Feb 12 23:52:55 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- The question is if there is a condom mashine in TBW who's gonna use it? The mind wonders.... Ace Of Spades USA IP Address - beecher24.bch.uc.edu Thu Feb 12 23:52:52 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Do you ever walk alone... Do you ever walk alone... Like a drifter in the dark? Like a drifter in the dark? Ace Of Spades USA IP Address - beecher24.bch.uc.edu Thu Feb 12 23:45:26 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thanx everbody for the birthday wishes!!!! You know krama is a very funny thing. I'd been running telling everyone that I hoped to be walk on Thurday. Well, I can do that just fine thank you. The problem was walkiung on Wed. I was walking home down this hiil with a female friend of mine when all of a sudden... BOOM!!! *In my 1963 NFL films voice* The Ace must go down and he must go down and he must go down hard. I fall right on my face. It was out of nowwhere. The was no ice or snow to slip on. I just fell. I cut my hand pretty nicely which freaked out my friend. The funny thing is I got up this morning looked at at my coat anfd there's blood on the inside of one coat pocket. Don't feel bad for me, I find the whole thing kinda funny, but I am a sadistic little bastard! Ace Of Spades USA IP Address - beecher24.bch.uc.edu Thu Feb 12 23:38:10 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I SAW THAT, IS IT REAL OR IS IT MEMOREX? NINER El Paso , TX USA IP Address - ww-tm02.proxy.aol.com Thu Feb 12 23:22:01 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Skippy Reboot: E-Mail me for the soup info and get well soon in any event. Can anyone tell me why Cruex commercials are never shown on television anymore but Tampax (or something like it)apears every 15 minutes? Hey ladys my wife says that I have a "Time of the month" too when I get moody and bitchy. any comments? NINER El Paso, Tx USA IP Address - ww-tm02.proxy.aol.com Thu Feb 12 23:15:46 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey, Lasombra: I got a 386 PB Legend from a guy a couple of weeks ago for an archiving job. I removed the 5&1/4 drive and replaced it with a 2X CD-rom. The bios freaked but by hitting F1 it loaded fine. It only has 4MB of ram but with some creative reprogrming I got it to run WIN-95 and Office Pro 97. However when I loaded Norton Utilities and compressed the drive it seems to have lost the will to live, got any ideas? I can't even get video bios now! Perhaps it had a cyber stroke or spontanious chip combustion! (I also used CDD110 drivers for the CD). Probably didn't help huh? NINER El Paso, Tx USA IP Address - ww-tm02.proxy.aol.com Thu Feb 12 22:59:20 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- THE INTERNET CAN EAT @$#%*{poop}FOR ALL I CARE! {IT'S NOT BAD] "WEED IS KNOWLEDGE CAUSE' IT MAKES YOU THINK" Keith Murray. Tashi a. McGowan marajuana can., canada IP Address - host-163.accel.net Thu Feb 12 22:22:21 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Raven: Greetings m'lady! You asked about married folks on TBW awhile ago but I was pressed for time and didn't respond. Today marks my 16th wedding anniversary. My wife is a lovely woman when she's not plotting my demise or trying to drive me completely out of my mind! I'm sure she would say the same of me if you ask. E-mail me and I will give you her address. Wedded bliss is seldom blissfull! but it is worthwhile if you find the right partner and are willing to work very hard at it and make sacrifices and concessions for and to one another! PhantoM: My new digs will be in Korea. My area will cover Japan, Okinawa and some areas south of mainland China. Thanx for the tip on bangkok, I had heard that but from you I will take it to the bank. Excuse the pun! NINER El Paso, Tx USA IP Address - ww-tl04.proxy.aol.com Thu Feb 12 21:59:03 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Poop goes away. People eat it. ;lk-- Rochester, NY USA IP Address - dynamic-addr-139-25.resnet.rochester.edu Thu Feb 12 21:50:08 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kellylou: Welcome! "It took millions of years for the roses to develope thorns to protect themselves from the sheep. The sheep never paid any attention though and still eat them anyway." The Little Prince. Vlad: The site was cool, but I liked your pic better. Congrats on the new job, I always liked lab better myself! Ace: Happy Birthday! Many happy returns. Did you manage to hit 21 bars? Whitney: Although the patrons normaly check the stalls before entering, and get paper from the closet as needed we wouldn't want you to think badly of us so I'm sliding some under the door for you just this once! PhantoM: Have you ever been kicked between the legs unexpectedly from behind, you know right in the scrote behined the nads and in front of the teek. now THAT HURTS! NINER El Paso, Tx USA IP Address - ww-tl04.proxy.aol.com Thu Feb 12 21:38:35 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- *unsuccessfully attempts to stifle a big yawn* Sorry folks - must go catch some Z's It's 12.20 a.m. and way past my bedtime. Love and hugs to all. xx Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.224 Thu Feb 12 18:22:32 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Adam , Phantom Thank you for your concern. You made me feel better already. I don't normally drink much, But I was travelling home from afar and it helped to pass the time. Love and ((Hugs)) Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.224 Thu Feb 12 17:56:19 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Julie: To be honest, I'm not really buying that but it'll do for now. If you feel like giving more detail, but not on TBW, you can get my (or just about anyone else's) e-mail address from PhantoM. I prefer not to post it because of spammers and losers. Anyway, I hope things take on a better view, even if you continue looking out of the same window. Adam USA IP Address - 206.104.75.108 Thu Feb 12 17:50:25 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Julie MZ: That which uplifts the spirit is not to be found amongst spirit bottles. It can, however, be found in abundance amongst friends. ((hugs)) PhantoM LA, CA USA IP Address - 1cust11.tnt14.lax3.da.uu.net Thu Feb 12 17:46:52 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Adam You caught me. I was wondering if anyone ever went to the trouble of reading those things. Well, life in general really. Nothing i can put my finger on. I'll be back to normal tomorrow. Drinking all that beer didn't help! Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.224 Thu Feb 12 17:35:47 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Julie: Your IP address gives you away. "crushed" ? So what's wrong? You wouldn't be posting little cries for help if you didn't want us to ask, so share.................. Adam USA IP Address - 206.104.75.108 Thu Feb 12 17:18:46 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Adam. I probably drank too much beer. (hic) That always gets me depressed. I should know better Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.224 Thu Feb 12 17:12:46 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Julie: You were just telling Liz not to be so depressive. Now you're sad. I'm confused, and the wolves are chasing me. Adam USA IP Address - 206.104.75.108 Thu Feb 12 17:07:27 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Life's a bitch and then you die. sorry - i'm feeling depressive tonight. :-( Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.224 Thu Feb 12 16:51:12 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Life is simple: If you do things that are right and good, you're praised and considered wise. If you do things that are wrong and bad, you're condemned and considered stupid. In short, life is as good as you are wise. L.C. Kiddie City, USA IP Address - davelpc.bentley.com Thu Feb 12 16:46:35 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- crushed ? IP Address - 194.205.138.224 Thu Feb 12 16:43:25 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you always do what you always did, you're always gonna get what you always got. My Echo, My Shadow, and Me Go Away, PA USA IP Address - davelpc.bentley.com Thu Feb 12 16:40:38 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Julie MZ: TBWÕs need for either machine is not dependent on other. The pad/tampon machine addresses a non-voluntary physiological need while the condom machine addresses a voluntary psychological need. Unless, of course, some compelling wench herein decides to ply her wily, seductive talents to the physical discomfort of the male inhabitants, in which case the latter machineÕs need equates to the former. Psycho Chick: Did you forget that Livvy is the Angels weapons expert cos she has the requisite holsters to carry heavy armaments? And of course it was a normal black T-shirt when dry, but when wet we found out it was made of exotic swimsuit material that clings somewhat transparently to every curve. How else could we have known the water that splashed you was cold? PhantoM USA IP Address - 1cust11.tnt14.lax3.da.uu.net Thu Feb 12 16:27:48 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vlad: I did I did I knew that. Of course having lived there, I probably don't count. Amos: You have mail. Adam USA IP Address - 206.104.75.108 Thu Feb 12 16:17:35 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Phantom the earthquakes that happen up here don't bother me, but the tsanami that follows the quake does. (just a note Valdez was totaly destroyed in 1964. Not by the earth- quake but by a tsanami. The whole town was relocated to where it presently sits.) Another note the earthquake was centered at Bligh Reef out past the narrows and happened on Good Friday. The Exxon Valdez ran aground on Good Friday 1989 on Bligh Reef. In the same area and exactly 25 years later. Now how many of you knew that? Vlad Valdez, AK USA IP Address - vdz-p1-37.alaska.net Thu Feb 12 16:08:56 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Here's a great Valentine's Day quote (or for any day). Try this one on your sweetie. If he/she thinks it's funny, cute, or even cool, this is a person who can deal with all (okay, most) of your quirks. If not, this person needs to learn to lighten up! Look at him/her wearing your most serious expression and say, "I love you once, I love you twice, I love you chicken soup with rice!" L. C. Phoenixville, PA USA IP Address - davelpc.bentley.com Thu Feb 12 15:57:15 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Julie MZ Phanty has already installed a cappuccino machine! Only, I don't understand how he digests coffee if SHOES FLY RIGHT THROUGH HIM!!!! *lol* Psycho Chick Canada IP Address - ts13l14.pathcom.com Thu Feb 12 15:46:23 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- CONGRATULATIONS AMOS!!!! You are officialy the first user of TBW's new tampon/condom machine!!! Yoour prize is (what else?) a tampon!!!! Phanty Damn, I forgot shoes don't hit spectres!!!! By the way, it wasn't a netted top, or a haltertop, or any other skin revealing top you perverts canonly think of. It was a NORMAL black t-shirt!!! Livvy Big and voluptouous? You go gir!!! Psycho Chick Canada IP Address - ts13l14.pathcom.com Thu Feb 12 15:44:59 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Phantom Of course TBW needs a condom machine. (if it didn't have a condom machine, it wouldnt need a tampon machine!) What sort of machine would you like installed? Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.194 Thu Feb 12 15:33:36 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- *Runs quickly over to the new pad/tampon machine with her pockets bulging and making audible clinking noises... as she skids to a stop, change bursts from the pockets and rain around her ankles and shiver to a stop... she puts her hands in her pockets, and, her fists dripping with money, crams as much of the change as she can into the machine. The little box pours forth its contents, and Amos, staggering under the weight of the bathroom booty (as in prize, not "butt"), runs immediately into a stall.* This one's for you, Adam! ;) Amos USA IP Address - honors13.memphis.edu Thu Feb 12 15:22:49 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Liz Please don't be so depressive. New friends can get on board too! Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.194 Thu Feb 12 15:19:07 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hi to all! how about this one - Never put off until tomorrow what can be done the day after tomorrow just as well. Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.194 Thu Feb 12 15:17:10 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Life is a long train ride which friend's and loved ones disembark unexpectedly leaving us to continue our travels with ever-increasing lonliness. liz hutchinson, mn USA IP Address - hutch-102.hutchtel.net Thu Feb 12 14:28:01 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Here's my contribution: "She's a maniac, maniac at your door... And she's dancing like she's never danced before..." Toodles! Amos USA IP Address - honors13.memphis.edu Thu Feb 12 14:09:04 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ginia: Ahhh, that's nuthin' try this one for a brain killer.... Blinded By the Light wrapped up like deuce another runner in the night Blinded by the light... This one always drives me nuts......... Adam USA IP Address - 206.104.75.108 Thu Feb 12 13:56:37 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Here's a nice little quote I think some of us might appreciate: "If you hate a person, you hate something in him that is part of yourself. What isn't part of ourselves doesn't disturb us." --Herman Hesse Toodles! Amos USA IP Address - honors13.memphis.edu Thu Feb 12 13:39:50 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I find out I don't leave until five. So I have until then off. Cool. Thermall: Lemme have a hit of helium... *proceeds to speak rest of message in a voice reminscent of Chip from Chip and Dale* There's no day like tomorrow for your responsibilities. I'd rather die happy than having done something I'd rather not do. See youse. Teleute IP Address - dasc25-218.flash.net Thu Feb 12 13:27:34 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ~~Adam~~ tis time for another song,to drive you crazy for the remainder of the day...... You may be right, I may be crazy, but it just may be a lunatic you're looking for, turn out the light, don't try to save me, you may be wrong for all I know, but you may be right.. Billy Joel, You May Be Right ~~TTFN~~ GINIA uhhhhhhhhh, I don't get it..., CO USA IP Address - adialup130.dnvr.uswest.net Thu Feb 12 12:36:59 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Amen, Rupert, Amen. You know what you call a dog with steel testicles and no hind legs? Sparky. Adam USA IP Address - 206.104.75.108 Thu Feb 12 12:08:46 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- HUH???????? GINIA CO USA IP Address - adialup130.dnvr.uswest.net Thu Feb 12 12:05:02 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Adam, while you're on the subject: Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can. Rupert IP Address - beeleyco.demon.co.uk Thu Feb 12 11:58:02 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ some come here to sit and think, I come here to poop and stink..} {here I sit broken hearted,spend a dime and only farted, yesterday, I took a chance, saved a dime but poop my pants.} Biz-bizz montreal, qc. ca IP Address - asc9-addr-149.dsuper.net Thu Feb 12 11:49:17 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ some come here to sit and think, I come here to poop and stink..} Biz-bizz montreal, qc. ca IP Address - asc9-addr-149.dsuper.net Thu Feb 12 11:44:51 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey, why do women rub their eyes when they wake up? Because they don't have balls to scratch........ha ha ha ha ha Speaking of the female hormone.... You know they discovered that beer has female hormones in it. No, this is true, they gave 100 men a six pack each and after 30 minutes they were babbling incoherently and had lost the ability to drive.... Say, that reminds me, you know how to make a hormone? Don't pay her! Oh man, thanks folks, good night and tip your waiters... Adam USA IP Address - 206.104.75.108 Thu Feb 12 11:31:44 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Is this great or what? I show up to work today,and the boss says "There is no power in the building. Before you come in tomorrow,call". So,I'm off to play disc golf in the sun. *grinz* Teleute, The helium tanks have been here awhile. *smiles* Good day all. Thermall USA IP Address - ppp-208-15-96-201.ltrkar.swbell.net Thu Feb 12 10:57:50 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- PhantoM: Thanks, I just went to hotmail. I'll take your advice. Teleute IP Address - dasc14-161.flash.net Thu Feb 12 10:57:21 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thermall: Helium is pretty cool. Now that we have a tampon machine, a condom machine, a helium dispenser, not to mention a wet t-shirt competition, what's next? Nevermind, I don't want to know. I'm going on a trip pretty soon, but I'll be back Saturday, I think. Warewulf: No, I am not looking at you. See all of you on Saturday! Teleute IP Address - dasc14-161.flash.net Thu Feb 12 10:49:14 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- MIKALI: Why don't you keep your ill-informed opions to yourself, you ignorant shag-wit. Warewullf USA IP Address - sungold1.ie.ibm.com Thu Feb 12 10:44:32 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- MIKALI: Why don't you keep your ill-informed opions to yourself, you ignorant ass. Warewullf USA IP Address - sungold1.ie.ibm.com Thu Feb 12 10:44:12 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- MIKALI: Why don't you keep your ill-informed opions to yourself, you ignorant frick-wit. Warewullf USA IP Address - sungold1.ie.ibm.com Thu Feb 12 10:43:28 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I think that you all are LOOKING AT ME!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Warewullf USA IP Address - sungold1.ie.ibm.com Thu Feb 12 10:40:55 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Livvy: No evacuation problems here, mud or otherwise. IÕm fortunate. Low enough not to slide and high enough not to flood. No shake shingles around and miles from chaparral, so minimum fire danger. On a rare bedrock area so earthquakes cause minimal damage. Of course, if the San Andrea fault ever lets go, IÕll be the proud owner of island property. Janet: Still looking for tweezers and microscope. PhantoM LA, CA USA IP Address - 1cust11.tnt14.lax3.da.uu.net Thu Feb 12 10:19:51 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ace happy B-day! And Happy Valentines day to everyone! (just in case I don't make it on in the next couple days) Ms. Kitty USA IP Address - surf.adaptec.com Thu Feb 12 9:07:38 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- hi LIVVY!!! how've ya been? full and voluptuous? just wait till i'm pregnant then they will be full and voluptuous! for now cute and perky will have to do... PHANTY.. did ya find it yet? janet USA IP Address - orion.ramapo.edu Thu Feb 12 9:05:38 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Julie MZ, for you, football = soccer..... small and perky? more like full and voluptuous ...... how's everyone this fine morning? Phanty, are you in an area that's evacuating (or close to) 'cause of mud? Olivia ma, USA IP Address - p15.ts5.lowel.ma.tiac.com Thu Feb 12 8:29:21 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Good Mornin' all! I trust that all of you are doin' just as good as you can. Those with illnesses also. Anyhoo I better go to work. I am late 'cause of gettin on line. Geeze that's like old times. Take care of all of yourselves. And thanks to those who said howdy. Peace, Love, and a Big Inflatable Tangerine!!!!! IK The Rock, USA IP Address - 200-165-165.ipt.aol.com Thu Feb 12 8:19:51 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Janet: IÕll let you know as soon as I can find it. Protracted illness does have its side effects. PhantoM LA, CA USA IP Address - 1cust11.tnt14.lax3.da.uu.net Thu Feb 12 8:11:44 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Raven: Wisdom and Playfulness are not antagonists, and spectres have always been a playful sort. However, 7 weeks of confinement and meds fit to kill the host may have taken their toll. Then again, perhaps I just need my Ebony Angel here more often to keep me in line. ((hugs)) Psycho Chick: *grins as flying shoe zips through spectral image* Sorry about not specifying the costume correctly. All contestants must wear black mesh T-shirts (like PCÕs) so the small, cute and perkies donÕt get totally hidden. I donÕt think TBW needs a condom machine. First, the days when such were standard in menÕs bathrooms were over many years ago, when said items were deemed OK for kids and appeared on the store shelves. Second, one needs only to read through the last two dayÕs female posts to understand that there shall be little call for them here. PhantoM LA, CA USA IP Address - 1cust11.tnt14.lax3.da.uu.net Thu Feb 12 8:07:02 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- PHANTY.. ok, what about yours? is it cute, small and perky too? I vote for a wet undie contest!!! janet USA IP Address - orion.ramapo.edu Thu Feb 12 7:24:30 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Phanty ??? Has the wise one gone insane, or has all that medicine gone to his head???? Raven USA IP Address - 207.87.193.216 Thu Feb 12 5:27:50 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Julie MZ Condom machine, coming shortly! Phanty *PC takes off her shoe and flings it at him* You litle...ghost!!!It was a BLACK t-shirt, thank you very much!!! And don't you be getting any ideas! Remember, Janet, Amos, and I are all samll, cute and perky! }; ) > < ~~~ Psycho Chick Canada IP Address - ts13l12.pathcom.com Wed Feb 11 20:51:43 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Carly is a cute kickin' little chick! Carly Handel Langley, BC Canada IP Address - usr003.bcit.bc.ca Wed Feb 11 20:08:03 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ~~Crawls into the bathroom on her knees, sides aching, tears running down her face, not quite able to breath....Why? cuz....~~ ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!! ohhhh man.. you guys had some hellish posts today! I haven't laughed this much for a long time!! THANKS!!!!! *Ą* \V/ ~~ADAM~~ way to stick in my head again....thankyouverymuch!!! oompa loompa doompa di doo i have got a riddle for you......... hehehehehhee –Ą– \U/ ~~TTFN~~ you crazy bunch!!!!!!! GINIA CO USA IP Address - dialup169.dnvr.uswest.net Wed Feb 11 20:07:57 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- *Wondering through bathroom and notices ceramic dust on floor*moves in for a closer look* Hey,whats this thing?Hmm..no labels. Deposit 10cents here? I know what this is and 10 cents is a bargain. *pulls a dime out of pocket* *sullen look appears* *turns and walks away* All, Greetings,I haven't heard this much talk on this subject since "Introduction to Child Developement". The class which was occupied by 32 students,31 females. When I chose the class I had no idea,honestly,but what a wonderful class.*smiles* Teleute, All is well.My car came back intact. Although,the gas tank...........Hmmm!! *walks past helium tank* *turns valve and breathes deep* Eye needid thh..hat wheeoooh Thermall USA IP Address - ppp-208-15-96-217.ltrkar.swbell.net Wed Feb 11 19:29:06 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- The best part about having no friends is that you never miss anyone's call when you're online. there's a nice thought.... I just felt like saying that. Don't take it personally. Anyone know where I can get some help? Whitney =) COS, CO USA IP Address - ww-th05.proxy.aol.com Wed Feb 11 18:54:41 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- The best part about having no friends is that you never miss anyone's call when you're online. there's a nice thought.... I just felt like saying that. Don't take it personally. THIS STALL NEEDS MORE TOILET PAPER!!! Anyone know where I can get some help? Whitney =) COS, CO USA IP Address - ww-th05.proxy.aol.com Wed Feb 11 18:54:30 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'll just put it down to being very tired. I'm going to sleep in my chair - so I'm off to bed I'll be back about the same time tomorrow. Just one more thing - Why are people so pathetic - I have a young male friend who is gay. The ones who don't know he is gay assume that we are having an affair - The ones who do know he is gay think I'm out to convert him! I can't win! Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.236 Wed Feb 11 17:43:20 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lo and Behold! I am back and I have e-mail! I had an weird surprise reading through the quotes that have been posted while I was busy... Methinks some of you are taking the name "The Bathroom Wall" a tad too seriously... Thermall, that's got to suck. I'm sure your roomate had an explanation for being late though. A while ago I was having some difficulty reaching TBW. Were we having server difficulties? Actually, does anyone run this place? Is there a host or do we just sort of monitor ourselves? It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it. (Stephen Wright) Teleute IP Address - dasc19-179.flash.net Wed Feb 11 17:38:57 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Phantom The Football ( um - I think. I'm getting a bit confused here.) Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.236 Wed Feb 11 17:38:06 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Psycho Chick: Intelligence has nothing to do with ignorance or lack thereof. Julie MZ: Which game? ANNOUNCING The TBW Wet T-Shirt Contest Psycho Chick has already entered PhantoM LA, CA USA IP Address - 1cust98.tnt15.lax3.da.uu.net Wed Feb 11 17:34:41 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Phantom I suppose that would depend upon how interesting the game was! Love. xx Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.236 Wed Feb 11 16:38:41 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Psycho Chick Where's the condom machine then? Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.236 Wed Feb 11 16:26:44 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Phanty Um, did I just hear the word "booby" come from such an intelligent ghost? : O Psycho Chick Canada IP Address - ts34l5.pathcom.com Wed Feb 11 16:17:21 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I guess I would have to say I'm cute, small, and *ahem* perky too! *definately not a Pamela Lee* *walks into stall with a big box and a tool belt* Excuse me, folks! Be right back! BANG! BANG! BANG! wwwhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrr BANG! ow! my thumb! CRASH! SPLASH! damn I'm all wet! *walks out of stall with a wet shirt and a smashed thumb* All done ladies! I am pleased to present to you the first tampon/pad machine ever in TBW. Enjoy! Adam All I can say is: hemerroids. And you think we're icky? Psycho Chick Canada IP Address - ts34l5.pathcom.com Wed Feb 11 16:16:07 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Amos: IMHO, women are infinitely more complex, versatile and creative than men. Far be it from me to speculate as to how many, which sizes and for what applications women might put batteries to use. PhantoM LA, CA USA IP Address - 1cust54.tnt13.lax3.da.uu.net Wed Feb 11 16:13:11 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Two quotes here from the depths of my very own mind (*gasp* Yes, I DO have one!) -Live to learn. Only THEN will you learn to live. -Shall we be sad because the rose bush has thorns, or happy that the thorn bush has roses? Go on, e-mail me....you know you want to! =) KellyLou Nerk, Ahia USA IP Address - nwk-tc1-a055.infinet.com Wed Feb 11 16:05:24 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Phanty: Are you suggesting, then, that women are capable of using two different kinds of batteries at once? (Double A for the remote and Double D for...) ;) Toodles, Amos USA IP Address - byates.memphis.edu Wed Feb 11 15:52:32 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Julie MZ: Men generally cannot multiplex as well as women. To concentrate on football and pocket pool simultaneously is one game to many. Gotta be jock itch. PhantoM LA, CA USA IP Address - 1cust54.tnt13.lax3.da.uu.net Wed Feb 11 15:42:55 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- sorry for that last posting coming up twice Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.200 Wed Feb 11 15:41:36 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hello to all Janet When the men are watching football with a hand down their pants - are you sure that they are just scratching at their jock itch? ;-) Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.200 Wed Feb 11 15:39:35 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Janet: "cute small and perky" are subjective statements, and, as the owner of the subject glands, your judgment must be considered to be possibly biased. Pics, please (frontal and side w/ accurate frame rulers or superimposed tape measure), and weÕll take a group vote. Simple majority wins. PhantoM LA, CA USA IP Address - 1cust54.tnt13.lax3.da.uu.net Wed Feb 11 15:37:47 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hello to all. Janet When the men are sitting wtching football with their hand in their pants - are you sure that they are just scratching at their jock itch? ;-) Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.200 Wed Feb 11 15:34:06 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Janet: Oh, great. Now I've got something else to look forward to. Cute, small, and perky (?) is what I gots, too. *Squish!!* Toodles! Amos USA IP Address - byates.memphis.edu Wed Feb 11 15:16:37 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- i don't think i have laughed so hard before at TBW postings! lc amy.. it's like taking a balloon off of a 10lb watermellon... and PHANTY.. in re: to your BOOBIE machine.. when they are cute small and perky like mine, it is MUCH MUCH worse than you describe.... janet USA IP Address - orion.ramapo.edu Wed Feb 11 15:14:42 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- All I'm gonna say is, "Hahahahahahahhahahahahahaha!!!" *Whew!* Toodles! Amos USA IP Address - byates.memphis.edu Wed Feb 11 15:14:19 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Livvy: Of course "No" can be taken care of w/o ŌyourÕ help, but I hold to the concept that what one starts one is obliged to finish. .Since when is does woman need a "special time" to be a hormonal mess? I thought they were always that way. *g* PhantoM LA, CA USA IP Address - 1cust54.tnt13.lax3.da.uu.net Wed Feb 11 15:10:55 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- *HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA* PhantoM, "No?" I do believe that can be taken care of..... with out 'our' help. what about the special time of a womans life when she become a hormonal mess???? (while men just go thru their little mid life crisis') Olivia ma, USA IP Address - p9.ts5.lowel.ma.tiac.com Wed Feb 11 14:43:15 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- phanty: *ouch* later y'all; this chick has left the building lc amy tx USA IP Address - voyager.acs.unt.edu Wed Feb 11 14:37:18 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- lc amy: It means that no male I know can live up to your diametrical expectations. ;-) PhantoM LA, CA USA IP Address - 1cust54.tnt13.lax3.da.uu.net Wed Feb 11 14:30:07 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- and gentlemen: let's not even mention the miracle of birth....does 9 cm mean anything to you?! lc amy tx USA IP Address - minerva.acs.unt.edu Wed Feb 11 14:15:34 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- LC AMY... LOL!!!!..... PHANTY.. you missed one - how about when you are laying in the dr's office with one leg facing north and one leg facing south and the dr decides to shove the jaws of life up your *ahem*.... wow.. are we getting graphic or what?!?!? janet USA IP Address - orion.ramapo.edu Wed Feb 11 14:10:06 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- And here I used to think guys were gross! Sorry fellas, but jock itch canÕt hold a candle compared to what our sweet, feminine darlings are flinging about the bathroom these days. *scratch, scratch* Nope, not even close. Not only that, but they think they have a corner on the pain market. I think some brave male here (Adam - you game?) should fess up as to how the family jewels feel after one of these fair, femme fatales has spent the whole night teasing and promising, and then says "No." Humph. Woman hath no concept of what pain is. On a par with crashing down on the crossbar after your foot slips off the bicycle pedal while standing. Or better yet, let them ponder a mammogram, after the X-ray tech loads their booby between the plates, turns on the squeeze motor, and then absentmindedly splits for coffee break. PhantoM LA, CA USA IP Address - 1cust54.tnt13.lax3.da.uu.net Wed Feb 11 13:58:10 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- amos: da da DAAAAA **chchch ahahahaha...* why why why?? whatcha gonna do to me? i 'aint scareda you, sista! ; P janet: adam? funguy? well, only if nurtured in warm, moist environments... oh man! i went there.....d'oh! lc amy tx` USA IP Address - minerva.acs.unt.edu Wed Feb 11 13:47:00 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pep. Patty: Here's a couple more to go with those: *Stand three feet above the toilet and drop a cantaloupe into the bowl. Heave a large, audible sigh of relief. *Spread some peanut butter on a piece of toilet paper. Toss it into the stall next to you and say, "Oops, I wasn't done with that. Could you kick it back over?" *Make retching noises and splatter creamed corn all over the stall. Make sure it reaches other stall members' feet. When finished, walk out of stall and wipe mouth saying, "Shouldn't have had all that Mexican food." Toodles! Amos USA IP Address - byates.memphis.edu Wed Feb 11 13:10:41 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Adam, Adam, Adam... I'm gonna have to agree with Phanty. Unless you suddenly come across a planet you find inhabitable with only the male members of the species (which would soon fall out of existence, anyway) you're going to have to deal with females and their monthly visitor. ((hug)) :) Janet: Thanks for the tampons! I was needing a fresh one... ;) (Sorry, Adam...) lc amy: Beware the evening of the day before the day before the ides of February!! Hehehe... Livvy: I'll save the sites... I have speakers at home, but it's not hooked up yet... Thank you!!!!! Toodles! Amos USA IP Address - byates.memphis.edu Wed Feb 11 13:02:01 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thank you Miss Kitty, I have to stock these different herbs/flowers for my shelves. I am much better; the echinacea did it. Well girls, the "visitor" can't be helped. But if any guys give you grief, remind them that they wouldn't be here to mouth off if it weren't for the suffering we endure. No offense to the polite guys here on the wall. Someone sent me some jokes appropriate to the wall and I'll post a few. When in a bathroom stall: Drop a marble on the floor and yell "Oh, God, my glass eye! Drop a D-cup bra on the floor in view of the next stall occupant and sing "Born Free" Stick your hand under the wall seperating you from your neighbor and say "Hey, could I borrow a highlighter?" Peppermint Patty Disgusta, Maine USA IP Address - rcd1.meaugusta.fsc.usda.gov Wed Feb 11 13:00:22 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- adam must be a fungi! get it? Fun-guy! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! janet USA IP Address - orion.ramapo.edu Wed Feb 11 12:58:45 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- janet: ew!! ; P all this talk of fungus makes me hungry.... lc amy tx USA IP Address - minerva.acs.unt.edu Wed Feb 11 12:44:07 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- if you xy guys want to talk jock itch.. feel free! just remember that jock itch is a FUNGUS! our monthly visitor can't be caught in the locker room..... but please, feel free to bond... just no sitting on the sofa watching football with your hand down your pants scratching your jock itch..... janet USA IP Address - orion.ramapo.edu Wed Feb 11 11:31:45 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- "....hose me down with holy water 'cause i get so hot.." -meatloaf......hehehe lc amy tx USA IP Address - minerva.acs.unt.edu Wed Feb 11 11:23:06 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Looks as though I will be only four hours late to work. And so is life. Thermall USA IP Address - ppp-208-15-96-150.ltrkar.swbell.net Wed Feb 11 10:46:38 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Feb. 11, 1998 >> 4:06 pm GMT The story below was selected from CNN Custom News - a new personalized service that delivers only the news that's important to YOU. Sign up now to receive your personal news stories, weather, sports scores, and stock quotes from over 100 different sources - all for FREE. If you're already a user, please login. 'Batman and Robin' in Line for Dubious Honors Reuters 09-FEB-98 By Steve James LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - On the eve of the Oscar nominations for the best in movies, ``Batman and Robin'' was the runaway favorite Monday for the title Worst in Hollywood. The fourth installment in the box office bat-series -- this time starring George Clooney as the Caped Crusader opposite Chris O'Donnell as Robin, the Boy Wonder -- picked up 11 Golden Raspberry, or Razzie, award nominations, a light-hearted annual event designed as a counter to the ever-so-serious Academy Awards. Among the dubious achievements that might have the stars heading back to their Gotham City bat cave, the film earned nominationgs for Worst Picture, Worst Supporting Actor (O'Donnell and Arnold Schwarzenegger), Worst Supporting Actress (Alicia Silverstone and Uma Thurman), Worst Screen Couple (Clooney and O'Donnell), Worst Screenplay, Worst Song and Worst Remake. The second-most nominated for the tongue-in-cheek awards was the Sandra Bullock vehicle ``Speed 2: Cruise Control,'' which is up for eight Razzies. The rubber snake flick ``Anaconda'' received six nominations, Kevin Costner's box office mail bomb ``The Postman'' is up for five, followed by ``Fire Down Below'' with four and ``Double Team'' with three. Even Steven Spielberg, who is used to winning Oscars, garnered three coveted Razzie nods for his dinosaur sequel, ''The Lost World: Jurassic Park.'' Last year's worst actress of the year, Demi Moore, has a chance to again plumb the thespian depths of ``Striptease'' despair with her latest, ``G.I. Jane.'' But she has stiff competition from Bullock, Fran Drescher for ``The Beautician and the Beast,'' Lauren Holly for ``A Smile Like Yours'' and ``Turbulence'' and Alicia Silverstone for ''Excess Baggage.'' For worst actor, Costner's performance is challenged by Jon Voight for ``Anaconda,'' a previous Batman, Val Kilmer, for ''The Saint,'' Steven Seagal for ``Fire Down Below'' and basketball star Shaquille O'Neal for ``Steel.'' The Golden Raspberry Award Foundation this year included a new category -- ``Worst Reckless Disregard for Human Life and Public Property.'' The nominees were ``Batman and Robin,'' ``Con Air,'' ``Lost World'', ``Turbulence'' and ``Volcano.'' Even though he made a movie -- ``Copland'' -- all-time Razzie champion Sylvester ``Rocky'' Stallone did not make the list for the first time in 14 years. The Razzies were first awarded in 1980 and this year were selected by ballots from 487 foundation members, including film professionals, journalists and fans. They will be presented on March 22 -- the day before the actual Oscars, and if previous years are an indication, none of the nominees is likely to attend. However, with radio personality Howard Stern (''Private Parts'') and basketball star Dennis Rodman (''Double Team'') both nominated as Worst New Star, there is a chance one might turn up, the Razzie foundation said. Winners receive a gold spray-painted golf ball-sized plastic raspberry atop a reel of Super-8 film. As if to support the theory no one ever made money underestimating the taste of the American public, the top Razzie-nominated films did well at the box office. ``Batman and Robin'' took in more than $300 million worldwide, ``Speed 2'' grossed $182 million and ``Anaconda'' was good for $165 million. The exception to the rule was star-director Costner's ``The Postman'' -- an Apocalyptic view of the future that was returned to sender. It turned critics and audiences cold, taking in only $16 million so far. Reuters/Variety Reut23:29 02-09-98 SLUG: BC-FILM-RAZZIES Copyright 1998 Reuters Limited.All rights reserved. Detlef Gruber USA IP Address - 164.106.137.108 Wed Feb 11 10:30:31 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- So my roommates says"Can I borrow your car?" I say "Sure,just make sure your back in time for me to get to work in the morning". I am 3 hours late for work and haven't heard from my roommate. PhantoM, Thank you sir. Noah?He will only let six humans on the boat. I say you should put your money on Moses. *smiles* Thermall USA IP Address - ppp-208-15-96-150.ltrkar.swbell.net Wed Feb 11 10:19:46 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ginia: (oompa oompa oompatee ...) Ohh...um where was I... Oh, yeah - Good Meatloaf tune - here's another that sounds good sung by several drunk people ( a new genre of music ?) "I want you ( want you) I need you (need you) but there ain't no way, I'm ever gonna love you. Now, don't be sad. Cause two out of three ain't bad." Meatloaf. What a guy..... Adam USA IP Address - 206.104.75.108 Wed Feb 11 9:40:15 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Janet: If I were your girlfriend we'd have bigger issues to deal with than tampons. 8^) PhantoM: Glad you liked the e-mail. I've actually gotten pretty good at proper "time of the month" etiquette, you know stuff like never saying "Have you put on weight?" (never a good idea but deadly during "the visit") I fully understand the Misery Loves Company concept, that's why I'd like to encourage any TBW males to feel completely comfortable sharing what their going through with severe jock-itch. C'mon guys, let's bond..... Adam USA IP Address - 206.104.75.108 Wed Feb 11 9:29:30 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Amos, poor Amos... the song you heard was "the diner".....Can you get sound on your computer? Her (Ani) new CD is on the web, i'll email you a cite(S) tha have her new songs.... (i keep meaning to send you some music (amy and ani-- ooh, what a pair :D) *hehehehehe* sorrry Adam..... like Phanty said 'misery loves company'.... Ace, Happy Birthday!!!! i should have told you this before but when you get home from yer binge.... drink LOTS of h2o and a couple of asprin.... it usually helps me..... good morning everyone!!!!! Olivia ma, USA IP Address - p9.ts5.lowel.ma.tiac.com Wed Feb 11 8:26:50 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I couldn't take it any longer and lord I was crazed, and then the feeling came upon me like a tidal wave, I started swearing to my god and on my mothers grave, that I would love you til the end of time, I swore I would love you til the end of time, And now I'm praying for the end of time to hurry up and arrive, cause if I gotta spend another minute with you, I don'tthink that I could really survive, I'll never break my promise or forget my vows, but god only knows what I could do right now, I praying for the end of time thats all that I can do, praying for the end of time so I can end my time with you.... ~Meatloaf~ You should here this song being sung by a bar full of drunk people, on New Years Eve, quite comical.. really.... ŻĄŻ œ ~~TTFN~~ Ginia CO USA IP Address - adialup194.dnvr.uswest.net Wed Feb 11 8:14:17 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- hey ADAM... if you were my girlfriend would you go buy me tampons? speaking of those wonderful egyptian inventions, i brought in my megga box (bought at sam's club) TAMPONS FOR ALL! and PHANTY... LOL!!!! at your advice for ADAM!!!! janet USA IP Address - orion.ramapo.edu Wed Feb 11 7:39:29 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Phanty Dear one, check your mail. ; ) Raven USA IP Address - 207.87.193.226 Wed Feb 11 5:37:13 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thermall, Our weather gurus are getting better. Their predictions lasted four hours. We are now slated, this weekend, for a repeat of last weekendÕs deluge. Noah, Noah, wherefore art thou, Noah? PhantoM LA, CA USA IP Address - 1cust52.tnt13.lax3.da.uu.net Wed Feb 11 2:53:02 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jessica, Theoprastus also was the first to speak of internal medicine.He changed the ideas of conventional medicine. Thermall USA IP Address - ppp-208-15-96-161.ltrkar.swbell.net Tue Feb 10 22:05:09 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Queenie Jessica: Theophrastus used his extraordinary powers of observation to describe human character types. Considered to be the first great psychologist, he can, therefore, stand accused as the father of shrinkdom. If thatÕs not what youÕre looking for, IÕll accept an "E" for effort. Thermall: Supposedly we are past the worst of the storms. At least far out as the forecasters can predict. If I take into consideration their typical accuracy, that prediction will hold for at least the next five minutes. PhantoM LA, CA USA IP Address - 1cust30.tnt2.lax3.da.uu.net Tue Feb 10 19:52:03 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ace: Happy birthday in advance (while you still remember your name). Soon you too shall share the weight of responsibility that comes with being a full-fledged adult. (Except for a lot of auto insurance companies - they wonÕt give you a decent rate cut until youÕre something like 25 and hitched.) A (dubious) "Welcome to the club." Adam: So the angle if incidence is equal to the angle of reflection, irrespective of the type of projectile matter. ROTFLMAO. Several sections of text were obviously missing, but I donÕt think it was serious. The only thing I really missed was due consideration of adhesion factors as a function of the various materialsÕ ooze indices. *grin* Speaking of "gross" stuff, donÕt be too hard on the gals. ItÕs a fact of life that misery likes company. Besides, if (or when) youÕre tight with (or married to) one of these honeys, if you canÕt take fishing in turbulent and muddy waters, then youÕd best listen in and learn why you are (or gonna be) cut off at least 25% of the time. Vlad: Congrats on the new job - lab work is cool. Please pass my greetings on to Hick if you have a chance. Oh yes, just cos I have a Jag doesnÕt mean that I can afford it. Rampant stupidity struck me at a weak moment. ItÕs just that theyÕre so bloody habit forming. Thanks for the Valdez site. I assume the town pic was taken in the summer cos in the winter theyÕd have to dig it out first, not to mention having to use the worldÕs biggest camera flash. ;-) PhantoM LA, CA USA IP Address - 1cust30.tnt2.lax3.da.uu.net Tue Feb 10 19:15:43 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Questions are some of the hardest things to answer. - Dr. Michael Tulloch Bruce McGarvey Sioux City, IA USA IP Address - ps86sux.willinet.net Tue Feb 10 18:22:15 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- We'll probably all be bear crap in a week. - Augustus McCrae in "Lonesome Dove" Bruce McGarvey Sioux City, IA USA IP Address - ps86sux.willinet.net Tue Feb 10 18:21:05 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- If only Theophrastus knew what he had started...ten points for anyone who knows what I'm talking about :) Jessica, Queen of all Denton Denton, TX USA IP Address - lab044.scs.unt.edu Tue Feb 10 17:48:42 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- The women start talking about menstrual cycles, the men begin to discuss war. And so is life. Greetings all. Phantom, How's the weather? We have rain.Hopefully it stays this way and gives you a break. Ace, Happy Birthday! Thermall USA IP Address - ppp-208-15-96-248.ltrkar.swbell.net Tue Feb 10 17:38:36 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- O.K. that's it for me tonight. "See" you all tomorrow Hope you men have all recovered from hearing about the "ickies" by then :-) Love and hugs to all. xx Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.199 Tue Feb 10 17:34:13 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- You men don't know you're born! Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.199 Tue Feb 10 17:31:23 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Psycho Chick "ickiness" - What a wonderfully descriptive way to put it! *can just imagine all the males shuddering at the thought!* (hugs) Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.199 Tue Feb 10 17:27:26 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'll probably get flamed for this (who me? start a flame war? nooooo) but, I consider myself an opened minded 90's happenin' kinda guy, and I hope I speak for a few of us here (back me up guys) when I say that I have no interest in the "cycles" of any of the women here on TBW. I love you all like the dear sisters that you are and I appreciate that you're bonding through shared pain and all but....um......ewwwwww. There, I said it. Ewwwww. Okay. I'm probably in trouble now, I accept that. Now I'm done. (Jump in any time guys) 8^) Vlad: You're making me miss Fairbanks.... Adam USA IP Address - 206.104.75.108 Tue Feb 10 17:26:57 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you work hard and do your best, you'll get the sack like all the rest, But if you laze and mess about, You'll live to see the job right out. The work is hard, the pay is small, So take your time and s*d them all, For when you're dead you'll be forgot, Don't try and do the bl**dy lot, Or on your gravestone neatly laquered, these three words - "Just Bleeding Knackered!" :-) Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.199 Tue Feb 10 17:23:41 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Livvy: Glad you like it! Julie MZ: Sigh, sigh. I know what you mean. I remember once having cramps so bad I had to go to the hospital!!!! Alls they did tough was give e some pain killers...what a waste of time!!!! *hugz* to you in your time of....ickiness! *lol* Psycho Chick Canada IP Address - ts24l13.pathcom.com Tue Feb 10 17:20:54 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Janet, Psycho Chick, Amos I don't want to look like I'm just jumping on the bandwagon here - but it just seems like a mega coincidence that it's also that time for me - although they don't seem to hurt as much these days. It wasn't so long ago that they caused me real grief. (hugs) to all who are suffering. Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.199 Tue Feb 10 17:14:51 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vlad Very pretty! Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.199 Tue Feb 10 16:59:34 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Click on my name for a website about the place I live. Tell me what you think? It is not my sight but I think that it is pretty neat. Vlad Valdez, AK USA IP Address - vdz-p2-61.alaska.net Tue Feb 10 16:45:12 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- P.C.: Thanks. I think I did okay, but I still don't know how well I'm actually doing in that class... :( Livvy: I finally heard some Ani the other day... not much, tho-- only about 40 seconds of a song that had "until my coffee gets cold" all in it... it came from our campus radio, and after it finished, the announcer dude said, "And that concludes our eight straight hours of Ani." And I got less than a minute of it! AAAaaarrrrgh! *pouts malevolently* Toodles, Amos USA IP Address - honors13.memphis.edu Tue Feb 10 16:41:53 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- hey, hey, hey... thank you PC !! .... i saw the article and i must say Ani looks mighty hot in that picture..... i'm falling so far behind...eek! how is everyone? Janet, eek, my poor baby! i know what you mean, maybe once a year i get that sick at 'that time' *giggles at the thought of how some of the guys here might be squirming at all the 'monthly' tallk today* talk to you all tomorrow. ~kisses~ Olivia ma, USA IP Address - p1.ts1.groto.ma.tiac.com Tue Feb 10 16:28:51 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Phantom, Just to let you know hick is busier than I am. The reason why I am so busy is I just started at a new job and I am still getting used to the eratic scedule. I am now a labtech in a analitical lab for petroleum. I think the impending war with Iraq would be good for bussiness. The economy aways does good during war. Oh well, so much for my thoughts. Take care and wreck a Jag for me. (I can not afford one yet) Vlad Valdez, Ak USA IP Address - vdz-p2-61.alaska.net Tue Feb 10 16:21:54 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- LIVVY! Please click my name to see the article from Time Magazine on Ani. The only ting is, this one doesn't have the pic. *bummer* PS: What's with TBW today??? I keep getting the same damn zeros! Psycho Chick Canada IP Address - ts24l13.pathcom.com Tue Feb 10 16:15:49 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Psycho Chick Canada IP Address - ts24l13.pathcom.com Tue Feb 10 16:15:11 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- LIVVY! LIVVY! LIVVY! LIVVY! I was flipping through this weeks Time, when ‘ came across an article on...Ani! It basically said that she's cool and her CD's cool. Anywayz, I'll check to see if the article's on the website, so you can read it too. Janet *hugz, hugz, hugz!* Yes, I too know how you and Amos here feel. I guess ALL of our biological clocks work in synch here! BTW, is there a dispenser in here? I never noticed one... Ace of Spades Happy Birthday! Amos Hope you do well on your term paper! PS: Sorry about the last post, TBW went a little hawire on me! : P Psycho Chick Canada IP Address - ts24l13.pathcom.com Tue Feb 10 16:10:03 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Psycho Chick Canada IP Address - ts24l13.pathcom.com Tue Feb 10 16:09:23 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ace Happy birthday! (I was 21 once......) Ms. Kitty Shoe manufacturers SUCK. Teleute Hope you're feeling better today! Love to all. xx Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.231 Tue Feb 10 15:49:34 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ~~Skippy~~ Where for art thou dear friend? Still sick-a-bed? feel better soon friend... she who must be obeyed, fix him a strong cup of chicken broth with a whole lotta garlic, it might make him smell, but it will help.... ~~TTFN~~ GINIA CO USA IP Address - adialup134.dnvr.uswest.net Tue Feb 10 15:46:08 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- RUPERT...*chuckle* yup, at least for now.... and yours? janet USA IP Address - orion.ramapo.edu Tue Feb 10 14:42:16 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ~~Adam~~ ROFLOL!! i can just imagine what that would sound like together, i gotta a mixing board,,, i might try that!! and by the way... now i got the oompaloompa song running through MY head!!!!!!!!! Ą ¼ ~~ACE~~ HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!! My wish for you is that you Will be able to walk Thursday morning....have the time of your life..but be careful doing it..... ©Ą© § ~~TTFN~~ GINIA oompa loompa doompa di doo, CO USA IP Address - adialup214.dnvr.uswest.net Tue Feb 10 14:20:34 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ginia: I've got that Styx song stuck in my head... thankyouverymuch....I guess it's better than that "Oompaloomp" song from Willy Wanka.....GREAT! now they're both stuck..aragaaharagahahagagagarag Ace: My point exactly! Thanks for being there. PhantoM: You have mail. Enjoy...(snicker....snicker) ---------------------------------------------------- Homer:Marge! You never tell the child that you don't love them anymore. Marge: Homer, you do it all the time, you told Bart twice just this morning. Homer: Well - yeah, but it's cute when I do it. Adam USA IP Address - 206.104.75.108 Tue Feb 10 13:39:09 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- and i'd like to add they've been onto me MUCHO longer than you have been a visitor to the bathroom wall. so nya nya nya-nya nyaaaaaaaaaa!! AIDS KILLS GAYS ONLY. Mikaili Mailto asdfasdf, asdasdf USA IP Address - 164.106.249.244 Tue Feb 10 13:33:05 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- CONGRATULATIONS "Mikaili Mailto" you just added another nail to your digital coffin they're onto you, wise ass, and UR on report changing locations ain't going to help U stupid $hit if you ain't sweating yet UR dumber than UR posts and pink floyd sucks big time U closet queer watcher USA IP Address - sol.infonex.com Mon Feb 9 15:06:44 1998 YOU ass. the cops paid me a visit. damn you!!!!!!!! you sodomite loverL!@$#@!@#! 12 3 1 3 1 23 sadf as df asah Mikaili Mailto asdfasdf, asdasdf USA IP Address - 164.106.249.244 Tue Feb 10 13:31:20 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- While eating my ham and cheese on wheat, I had an epiphany... I'm pretty sure that one of the biggest differences between TBW and a chat room comes from the kind of people you meet there... meeting someone at a chat room is kinda like meeting someone in a bar/club. Meeting someone on TBW is like meeting someone at an art exhibit. Well, in the bathroom at the art exhibit... Toodles, (off to class!) Amos USA IP Address - byates.memphis.edu Tue Feb 10 12:55:56 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ace: Happy early birthday! ((hug)) Phanty: Don't worry; I'll be all better in a week. Janet: Ya wanna share? ;) Toodles! Amos USA IP Address - byates.memphis.edu Tue Feb 10 12:52:04 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- The next you will see me I will be the same yet different. I turn 21 tomarrow!!! See Ya (If I can walk by Thursday) Ace of Spades USA IP Address - ucmcpp.san.uc.edu Tue Feb 10 11:47:00 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- PhantoM: I have hotmail and I don't what your talking about. I filled out all that personal information correctly.... Except for that all the good stuff. They might use it fgor evil. Adam: And for all the polical ineptitude, who get's Washington's airport name after him? Maybe if I become a huge screw up they'll name a street after me? Ace of Spades USA IP Address - ucmcpp.san.uc.edu Tue Feb 10 11:45:29 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Janet, hiney alright? Rupert IP Address - beeleyco.demon.co.uk Tue Feb 10 11:41:14 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey everybody, Did you know that grafati inside on bathroom wall are at an all time high for high schools? I heard it on Conan and it made me think of all of yous. Ace of Spades USA IP Address - ucmcpp.san.uc.edu Tue Feb 10 11:38:17 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- phanty.. thanks for the advise. however, i don't believe that a thumb screw would evoke enough pain to take my mind off of the type of cramps i had yesterday.. perhaps some sort of ancient chinese torture involving eyelids may help... one good thing is i got a prescription for some really powerful codine yesterday! janet USA IP Address - orion.ramapo.edu Tue Feb 10 11:38:00 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Psycho Chick: Phantoms donÕt age, so IÕm as "old" as you want me to be. However, consider that most spring chickens canÕt afford to keep a Jaguar XJ-S, and most old farts arenÕt capable of blowing them out all the time the way I do (w/o getting killed, that is). Amos: Ah, my poor, sweet, red-haired sprite has befallen the scourge. Keep your chin up, even if nothing else works right. This, too, shall pass. ((hugs)) Janet: IÕm no expert in these matters, but I would suggest a small emergency kit that you can carry in your purse: (1) A thumbscrew (to take your mind off the cramps); (2) A couple of airplane barf bags (easily obtained and used); (3) A properly sized cork (use your imagination). ((hugs)) to you too. NINER: If youÕre not amongst SaddamÕs close kin, then he probably does have something personal against you. And even that is no guarantee against getting shot if you cross him. I understand that Bangkok is quite a gemstone center, if you venture that way. Which parts of the rim might you visit? PhantoM LA, CA USA IP Address - 1cust150.tnt15.lax3.da.uu.net Tue Feb 10 11:03:15 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Janet: OOoooohhh, sympathy hug! Sympathy hug! Jeez, our biological clocks must be running on the same time... blech. So wonderful to be a gal. Toodles, Amos USA IP Address - byates.memphis.edu Tue Feb 10 10:04:12 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I Could Fix That For You Morbus Nex big stone gap, va USA IP Address - 164.106.114.228 Tue Feb 10 9:35:30 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Try finding a womens size 4 1/2 shoe - I don't think they exist Ms. Kitty USA IP Address - surf.adaptec.com Tue Feb 10 9:27:27 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ~~So if your think your life is complete confusion cause your neighbors got it made, just remember please, it's a grand illusion, and deep inside we're all the same... Styx The Grand Finale ~~TTFN~~ GINIA Out dam spot!!!, CO USA IP Address - dialup185.dnvr.uswest.net Tue Feb 10 9:20:52 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Peppermint Patty Try Golden Seal along with the Echinacea for two weeks or the duration of the cold, whichever is shorter. Ms. Kitty USA IP Address - surf.adaptec.com Tue Feb 10 9:01:52 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- MEN DON'T READ THIS POST UNLESS YOU WANT TO GET GROSSED OUT. Olivia.. this is tooooo weird. i too had mega cramps yesterday, ended up laying down on the floor in my office writhing in pain wearing a skirt. luckly i could close the door. then i proceeded to vomit all over the place. my co-workers called my mom and she had to come pick me up. then i puked in my mom's new car. it's great being a woman, isn't it? oh, an i also bled through my tampon all over the place. i am truly embarrassed at work today.... janet USA IP Address - orion.ramapo.edu Tue Feb 10 8:43:32 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Good evening all! Hmm? The font on here seems different tonight. PhantoM: I didn't mean I wanted to return to the Middle East, I meant that Sadam Insane could screw up this assignment like he did the last one! After all I've already been to the Arab states and can't say I liked it much. Of course the timing was poor, what with a war going on and a fool burning oil fields and all, but gold jewelry and raw gemstones were cheap! I am looking forward to traveling in the east however and that freak could mess it up. I'm telling you he has something personal against me! Bitz: Fear not the obvious, It's the covert stuff that realy gets ya! We may not have the backing of all those third world states, but then again we probably don't want them to admit it! The first strike will more than likely be Friday unless something breaks on the diplomatic front which is actualy the more likely scenario. Teleute: Greetings and welcome! Skippy: Have you tried garlic and snail soup as opposed to chicken? I have an excellent recipe for it that I got from a restaraunt chef just outside of Trierre on the French side! Get well soon. That get well soon includes all of you poor aflicted souls out there! CHMB: Here's a big hug to you and your's! NINER El Paso, Tx USA IP Address - ww-ta03.proxy.aol.com Tue Feb 10 0:28:21 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- flip fantasia! zyl USA IP Address - 144.89.171.171 Tue Feb 10 0:23:16 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- In case you're wondering, I'm here this late so I can finish a paper that's due tomorrow (I'd print it at home, but our "brand new" printer ran out of ink. The new cartridge had to be ordered instead of bought at the store...) Toodles! Amos USA IP Address - honors13.memphis.edu Tue Feb 10 0:15:56 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is probably the latest anyone shall ever see me post, but hey! life is a highway, etc., etc... Here I yam, in the wee hours. I haven't had any dinner, my neck hurts, and my fingers are completly numb from about the second joint on. Good night. Toodles, Amos USA IP Address - honors13.memphis.edu Tue Feb 10 0:14:20 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Phanty: 22 years, eh? Could the phantom truly be........old??? : o Julie MZ I know what you mean. Today, I had to buy my first pair of sneakers since...grade 3??? Anywayz, my feet are killing me! ŖĖŖ ~~~ Psycho Chick Canada IP Address - ts6l4.pathcom.com Mon Feb 9 20:32:06 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ~~Hey guys,~~ I think the tidy bowl man ate my last post.... what a bummer!!!!!!!! ~~TTFN~~ GINIA CO USA IP Address - dialup111.dnvr.uswest.net Mon Feb 9 20:04:26 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ~~Phantom~~ I must agree, for as much as they played it up, It was quite a let down for me also....I know he can do better..maybe I'll email him and see what the deal was... hehehe ~~TTFN~~ Ginia CO USA IP Address - dialup111.dnvr.uswest.net Mon Feb 9 19:10:27 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sex on television won't hurt you...unless you fall off. Pucker Sioux City, IA USA IP Address - 198.102.147.188 Mon Feb 9 18:08:42 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Psycho Chick: IÕll forgive you this time. But donÕt do it again. ;-) Julie MZ: If your frig keeps your beer cold, then it wasnÕt made by Lucas. :-) Teleute: Please get an e-mail account ASAP. I need to send you e-mail sooner than ASAP. http://www.hotmail.com Feel free to join the crowd and falsify everything. ThatÕs what web-based e-mail accounts are for. *glug* I know itÕs been too rainy around here now. Saw drowned earthworms for the first time in 22 years. PhantoM LA, CA USA IP Address - 1cust40.tnt14.lax3.da.uu.net Mon Feb 9 17:32:44 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Love and ((hugs)) to all.xx Time for bed now. Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.250 Mon Feb 9 16:46:51 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Rupert I know what you mean about Crewe and trains. Although with living here it's more like all trains leave Crewe for me! Do you think that trainspotters are sad people? Teleute, Janet I wore my comfortable shoes to work today so the blisters didn't cause me too much grief. I have biig feet too and getting womens shoes in a British size 9 can be pretty difficult, so as a rule I wear mens lace-ups. (It was the womens shoes gave me the blisters!) Phantom My fridge keeps my beer lovely and cold. Ahh! theres nothing like a nice cold can of Stella Artois! Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.233 Mon Feb 9 16:04:42 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wow, I thought I was the only one who was feeling sick. Hope we all get better soon. Julie MZ, I know what you mean. Your shoes will probably be broken in in a month or so. What I do when I get new shoes is I put them on, tie the laces, and don't untie them for a few weeks. I just take them on and off without untying them. Mr. Mailto: I don't know what your life is like right now, but I hope it gets better. You don't have to be negative all the time. Well, I better go before I get sicker and give my computer a virus. =) Teleute IP Address - dasc14-183.flash.net Mon Feb 9 15:48:08 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Aids also kills straight, white, suburban, middle class people dead, too. *sorry phanty couldn't resist!* ******************************* ******************************* ******************************* ******************************* ******************************* Psycho Chick Canada IP Address - ts8l8.pathcom.com Mon Feb 9 15:16:06 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- CONGRATULATIONS "Mikaili Mailto" you just added another nail to your digital coffin they're onto you, wise ass, and UR on report changing locations ain't going to help U stupid $hit if you ain't sweating yet UR dumber than UR posts and pink floyd sucks big time U closet queer watcher USA IP Address - sol.infonex.com Mon Feb 9 15:06:44 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- shawn cudnik is the schweppervesence of humanity laura st. augustine, fl USA IP Address - 208.138.81.137 Mon Feb 9 15:05:55 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I and all my friends love all the cute guys from Poteau and if you read this and you are from poteau then we love you anly if you are cute though ??????? USA IP Address - 164.58.190.127 Mon Feb 9 14:49:57 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Al Gore, Newt Gingrich and the president visit the Wizard of Oz. Mr. Gore asks for a personality while Mr. Gingrich requests a heart. And Mr. Clinton says, "So where's Dorothy?" third eye blind, oasis, blur, and llica all suck. AIDS KILLS SODOMITES DEAD. And Mikaili Mailto is back. Mikaili Mailto lkajsd, ;lkjl kjUSA IP Address - 164.106.59.163 Mon Feb 9 13:55:45 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hi, all! I'm much better now... just a liddle conjested... :) Have a splendiferous day... well, what remains of it... Toodles! Amos USA IP Address - byates.memphis.edu Mon Feb 9 13:17:11 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hi team. Glad to hear you're OK PhantoM. Adam, your idea of Cities was spot on, thanks. Julie MZ, it's nice to see someone else posting from England. TBW is quiet during our morning. Bitz sometimes posts during what must be the middle of his night, and Arty sometimes pipes in from Portugal, but he works too hard now. It's funny what you say about Crewe and trains: in the same way that all roads lead to Rome, all trains seem to lead to Crewe. I've never known why. Rupert England IP Address - beeleyco.demon.co.uk Mon Feb 9 12:16:47 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- For those of you who have fallen ill.... please take care. Might I suggest an old family receipe... 1/4 cup of hot water 1/4 cup of Rye and a touch of honey... That'll clear your sinuses... For those who prefer not to touch the drink... another option is a nice cup of Green Tea while soaking in a steaming hot bath. Mikaili Mailto..... (duh... i hope i spelled that rite) All that I care to say to you is that it takes more energy to be negative. To all others, have a GREAT DAY! Moosehead Canada IP Address - dialin55.oanet.com Mon Feb 9 12:10:07 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- In the 8 dreadful years that Reagan was President, the U.S. went from being the world's greatest Creditor to being the largest global debtor. Reagan borrowed more money internationally than all of the other Presidents COMBINED. Just thought I'd throw that out there. Adam USA IP Address - 206.104.75.108 Mon Feb 9 12:04:44 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ok, somebody gave me a cold and I feel like crap. I shall stop this scurge. (Walks around the Wall spraying and wiping a generous layer of disinfectant.) Let's put all tissues in this can so we can incinerate them later, ok? I have also brought in Echinacea pills, tissues, and pain medicine. Help yourselves. Peppermint Patty Unwell, Maine USA IP Address - rcd1.meaugusta.fsc.usda.gov Mon Feb 9 11:59:19 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hmm, looks like IÕm the lone male here this morning. A fine "Good Morning" and ((hugs)) to all, and my sympathies to those suffering blisters and cramps. GINIA: Caught the X-Files last night and, for all the ballyhoo, I was disappointed. The "malevolent doll" theme was hardly original, and has been done much better, both in script and on film, by King and others. Think heÕs losing his touch? Commit yourself to quality from day one... It's better to do nothing at all than to do something badly. --Mark H. McCormack PhantoM LA, CA USA IP Address - 1cust143.tnt4.lax3.da.uu.net Mon Feb 9 11:09:09 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Morning! (afternoon) how was everyone's weekend?? i have cramps... ugh! Olivia ma, USA IP Address - p8.ts2.lowel.ma.tiac.com Mon Feb 9 10:30:14 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ~~Good morning everyone!!~~ Sorry, I didn't get the retile job done, I'll finish it next week-end.....really......I will..... Hope everybody has a good day today, I know it's Monday, the worst day ofthe week, but maybe some good will come out of it... ŌĄ~ (V) Too heavy too light, too black or too white too wrong or too right, today or tonight cumbersome Too rich or too poor, she's wanting me less I'm wanting her more, the bitter taste is cumbersome.... Cumbersome, Seven Mary Three ~~TTFN~~ GINIA Whats the sound of 1 hand clapping?, CO USA IP Address - adialup138.dnvr.uswest.net Mon Feb 9 8:45:22 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Julie... i sympathize... got a mega blister from my new boots... anyone watch the womens olympic hockey? i guess the "great wall of china" wasn't so great after all.... janet USA IP Address - orion.ramapo.edu Mon Feb 9 7:47:52 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Morning All. Ouch! *winces* I wore new shoes to work on Saturday and they've given me Enormous blisters! I should know better. Oh well, I'd better hobble off to Shrewsbury now. (to work) TTFN Love to all. xx Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.207 Mon Feb 9 1:28:26 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ~~VLAD~~ I am sorry, i did not know you were from Oklahoma, nor did I have intentions of making you, or your fellow oklahomans look like boobs...you are not a Boob!! I merely post the song that is running through my head at the time, and that one was at that time... Please except my apologies dear sir, I meant not to offend you... …Ą… j drinkin' mai tai, singapore sling beam me up jim, it's time to come in I'll have one more afore ye close up the door it's on the house mac, it's whiskey galore we drink alot, that demon drop this ones on me, here's mud in your eye Whiskey on the Rocks AC/DC Oh yeah before I leave.. Phanty>>>>> don't forget the S.K. X-Files tonight!! ~~TTFN~~ GINIA see? i told you the sun would come out today!!, CO USA IP Address - dialup209.dnvr.uswest.net Sun Feb 8 20:34:00 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be led. Rev. Mike Winter Haven, fl USA IP Address - 122.orlando-04.fl.dial-access.att.net Sun Feb 8 17:35:37 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Phantom I just thought that I'd mention that my dad used to work for Jaguar cars in their Castle Bromwich plant in Birmingham. Well Goodnight all. I'm off to the land of nod. Work tomorrow, as normal (just 7.5 hours) My husband isn't working until Wednesday (git). Love and Hugs xx Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.224 Sun Feb 8 16:47:03 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vlad: Hey, old buddy, where ya been? Ah, I know. Out feasting every endless night. Better watch that or youÕll get overweight and outa shape. Then too, perhaps, youÕve added significantly to your bevy, which may serve to keep you in shape. Now we gotta find Hick. HeÕs been gone too long too. BTW, we know youÕre not a boob. The Father Of The Night could never be a boob, even if he is from Oklahoma. ;-) PhantoM LA, CA USA IP Address - 1cust22.tnt15.lax3.da.uu.net Sun Feb 8 16:46:41 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hello Phantom and CHMB How are things going? Gina I absolutlety dislike the musical Oklahoma. In case you are wondering it makes every one I Oklahoma look like boobs and I am not a boob. In case you didn't know I am origanaly from Oklahoma. Vlad Valdez, AK USA IP Address - vdz-p50-110.alaska.net Sun Feb 8 16:27:46 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Julie MZ: Thanks for the info on Crewe. IÕll look it up & read a paper later, probably while youÕre sleeping tonight. IÕd drool living in the home town of Rolls Royce, but they are beyond my imagination. I have a much lesser Jag XJ-S, with which I enjoy a not unique V12 love-hate relationship. Lucas is indeed the Prince of Darkness, and the British must like warm beer cos Lucas makes their refrigerators. ;-) It drains my patience and life savings, but I wonÕt give it up either. (hug) Teleute: MUD = Multi-User Dungeon. PhantoM LA, CA USA IP Address - 1cust22.tnt15.lax3.da.uu.net Sun Feb 8 16:18:37 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Teleute Glad to hear that you like cats too. I wouldn't be without my three, even if they can be a real pain. Their favorite trick is to jump on the keyboard at a crucial moment. They know just when. Also when I turn my PC off Smudge just has to sniff at the screen. It must tickle his nose with the static. Hope your headache goes away soon. Love xx Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.245 Sun Feb 8 15:28:38 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Julie MZ: Cats are good to have around too. You get a real appreciation for nature and wildlife watching them. It's amazing how much respect cats can command. There's an otherworldly appeal about them. PhantoM: You finally got my handle. I was not aware there were other Teleutes. I don't even know what a MUD is. Are there DIRTs and SOILs too?=) I am male; I simply picked that name because I liked it and Death was my favorite character from The Sandman. ooog. I suddenly got a headache; I have been feeling under the weather all day. Oh, well. Nothing like hanging ten on the internet to feel better. Teleute IP Address - dasc26-28.flash.net Sun Feb 8 15:19:00 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Want over-weight ferret loving, toe sucking, chinese male. Likes skinny dipping in public fountains with hanson and greasy mildy overweight and horny cocktail waitresses.Expectations include humans with no toe-nail fungus and back hair.{crabs and body lice optional} email anytime if answering to ad or just wanting a good time. Bubba the gay bisexual truck driver Gay Town, NV USA IP Address - user49.firstsaga.com Sun Feb 8 15:14:53 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Phantom URL http://crewe.guardiangrp.co.uk/ This is the website of our free local paper. (I never read it when it comes through the door - the cats kill it!) Love and hugs xx Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.252 Sun Feb 8 13:37:46 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Love To All xx Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.252 Sun Feb 8 13:17:03 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Phantom Crewe? Well, what can I say? Crewe is a medium size town in Cheshire, about 35 miles from Liverpool and Manchester. Rolls Royce cars are built here, and as far as the railway is concerned it is the centre of the universe. I've lived in Crewe for 3 and a half years (since I got married). Before that I lived in Telford, Shropshire. (And originally I'm from Birmingham) My husband has just given me the latitude and longitude for Crewe. It is 53 degrees 05 minutes North 02 degrees 26 minutes west of Greenwich. Just in case you really wanted to know. Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.252 Sun Feb 8 13:10:41 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- CHMB: Thanks. We need all the no-rain help we can get. A divining rod pointed upside down at the heavens wonÕt work. I know cos I already tried it. LA usually has one foot in the desert and the other on a banana peel, but that which makes the desert bloom can also wash it away completely. *glug* Julie MZ: Glad to hear you beat your deadline. Sounds like British weather forecasters do about as well as ours do - not very. BTW, tell us a little about Crewe. I havenÕt searched much, but It isnÕt listed under YahooÕs UKÕs section. What matters is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. --Dwight D. Eisenhower PhantoM LA, CA USA IP Address - 1cust89.tnt15.lax3.da.uu.net Sun Feb 8 12:19:06 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Cool Huggy Momma Bear. Just get the British weather forecasters to forecast rain for Phantom and it will be sunny. (remember the hurricane of '87) They will NEVER live it down. (Especially Michael Fish) Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.204 Sun Feb 8 10:24:57 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ook sjonnie USA IP Address - ut1-p84.worldonline.nl Sun Feb 8 10:00:17 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ook sjonnie USA IP Address - ut1-p84.worldonline.nl Sun Feb 8 10:00:14 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Emile is een grotere klootzak en nog een onzettende eikel John Balvert USA IP Address - ut1-p84.worldonline.nl Sun Feb 8 9:57:47 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sjonnie is een klootzak Emile de Koning USA IP Address - tl0042.wxs.nl Sun Feb 8 9:54:29 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hi all....We all gotta try to do a "no-rain dance" for PhantoM. He is not needing all the extra work that more rain wil bring... What do you say? Cool Huggy Momma Bear! Here, Now, Tomorrow too!, USA IP Address - mtl-ct1-11.nothinbut.net Sun Feb 8 9:51:17 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Phantom I got cleaned up just in time. I am NOTa naturally tidy person! It's even worse because I'm married and my husband is almost as bad as me! Having 3 cats (no kids) doesn't help. Love and ((hugs)) xx Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.218 Sun Feb 8 9:07:25 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Julie MZ: Good afternoon (1:30 pm-UK). I trust that your housecleaning efforts have been effective. IÕd hate to hear that you were disowned for keeping dirty digs. GINIA: Gee, IÕm sorry for the piles. I canÕt pick up stuff, so I swirled around and let the whirlwind scoot the loose stuff to the corners. That was close as I could come to sweeping it under the rug that isnÕt here. *grin* I must vote for the white. In my experience, bathrooms that use tile other than white do so to either make graffiti posting harder (wrong motive here) or to make dirt less visible (yuk). Thanks for cleaning the potties. Now I have to figure out how to use them. Skippy: Welcome back. Between us, the stocks of chicken soup companies shall surely rise. Apologies form not within those who lack honesty and sensitivity and humility, and die on the lips of those who lack strength of character. Well said, indeed. Teleute: I have not read the Sandman series, but "Teleute" is a member of the Endless in the Sandman Special. As usual, Teleute is a euphemism for Death (again from the Greek "end"). Unlike most representations of Death (as with the Grim Reaper), which are perceived as male, Teleute is typically depicted (especially in Goth lore) as female. Be aware that there is a very popular "Teleute" in cyberspace, the handle for a successful MUD coding female in her early 20Õs. Teleute is also "a thousand different MUD personas" according to one reference. Your "ISP" is your Internet Service Provider (FlashNet). If you have a FlashNet e-mail account, it is that e-mail account that you should not publicly display. ICQ is a message/chat and files transfer program that letÕs you know when others (whom you choose and authorize) are online. Many of us here have it. The greater the obstacle , the more glory in overcoming it. --Moliere PhantoM LA, CA USA IP Address - 1cust174.tnt15.lax3.da.uu.net Sun Feb 8 7:39:12 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Good morning to all. I've just got up (08.00) My parents are coming over today so i'd better tidy up a bit *looks around and surveys the "mess". Silent scream!!!* Oh well - gotta get to work! TTFN (love to all.xx) Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.226 Sun Feb 8 2:19:38 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Teleute What about cats? Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.226 Sun Feb 8 2:11:47 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- alex- try this: Sht, Fck. it works for me......... bitz USA IP Address - senior-house.mit.edu Sun Feb 8 1:53:41 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- skippy, well said. ah...... the "step work", in time you will only need 1 instead of twelve, and yes there is a "softer easier way" bitz USA IP Address - senior-house.mit.edu Sun Feb 8 1:49:58 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ahhh, you changed the s-word to Poop! That takes all the meaning out of the koan...I'm so depressed now. What the bloody hell does it mean to edit the inscriptions on a bathroom wall?!!$%#% Alex Anytown, USA IP Address - pm-n2-33.napanet.net Sun Feb 8 0:49:12 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- What is the meaning of Buddha nature? Dried poop-stick. Ah, well. I geuss that is the level of depravity I have reached, writing Zen koans on a wall that does not even truly exist...I geuss that could be a koan in itself. Where the hell is the sink? You ought to include a virtual 3-D toilet that you can look all around in. That might add some meaning to this. FLUSH... Alex Anytown, USA IP Address - pm-n2-33.napanet.net Sun Feb 8 0:46:34 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- "holds up tile samples for all to see" What do you guys think...the antique white, or the sea foam green, group vote....all in favor of the white??? ok.. all in favor of the green?? hehehehehe.. at least the pottys are clean, and brightly gleeming!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOklahoma, where the wind comes sweeping 'cross the plains... the musical Oklahoma qĄq V ~~TTFN~~ GINIA the sun will come out,tomarrow!!!!!!, CO USA IP Address - dialup193.dnvr.uswest.net Sat Feb 7 23:08:58 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Teleute, ICQ is a chat program.Go to www.mirabilis.com,it's free. Thermall USA IP Address - ppp-208-15-98-60.ltrkar.swbell.net Sat Feb 7 21:48:50 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thermall, I agree. Useless is relative. I like this. There's no pre-set expectations. I'm starting to sound like a hippie. I've even thought about getting a lava lamp. Julie MZ: It's not your fault you misspelled my name. I picked a wierd name. Hey anybody, I heard somewhere on a site about something called an ICQ. What's that? If all the dogs in the world died suddenly, what would life be like? I've been wondering about that. I think the world would be a darker, more unloving place. Teleute IP Address - dasc29-165.flash.net Sat Feb 7 20:49:14 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I Love Joe Fearnley!!!! Desiree' Muskegon, Mi USA IP Address - ww-tp01.proxy.aol.com Sat Feb 7 18:42:20 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Teleute Oops. I spelt your name wrong! Sorry. Love. xx Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.210 Sat Feb 7 16:53:02 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Skippy, It takes a good man to admit he has done wrong. I applaud you good sir and look forward to many adventures. Get well soon. PhantoM,Teleute,Julie MZ, I too am another soul bounced by Yahoo and fate. If this is being "Useless" I like it. Everyone in the world needs to spend a little time being "Useless". Ginia, Umm..Sorry. *Walks over to corner,picks up lollipop and deposits it in trash can* *smiles*Better? Thermall USA IP Address - ppp-208-15-98-60.ltrkar.swbell.net Sat Feb 7 16:48:40 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- PhantoM: Umm, what's an IP? How do I not post it? Teleute IP Address - dasc7-88.flash.net Sat Feb 7 15:48:48 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- PhantoM: I'll try Hotmail as some of my friends say it's a pretty good service. I'll give you another hint as to my handle: Did you ever read "The Sandman" by Neil Gaiman( it's a comic book series). Julie MZ: Far out, huh? I wonder what category Yahoo would put us under if they ever discovered we weren't "useless". I've pretty much stopped using Yahoo: I like Lycos now. "No wonder nobody ever comes to this resteraunt; It's so crowded!" Yogi Berra Teleute USA IP Address - dasc7-88.flash.net Sat Feb 7 15:46:23 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Telute Guess how I found this place Yep - Yahoo's "Useless Pages" I think that TBW is FAR from useless! Love to all! xx Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.220 Sat Feb 7 15:18:57 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- oof... I've had so much chicken soup lately, I feel like a rooster. Being away for a couple of days has given me time to reflect on some things-- mainly my behavior and attitudes over the past few weeks. To avoid a manifesto, I'll cut to the chase: When confronted with the length of my posts, I became resentful and vindictive. I abused Adam and Psycho Chick, which in effect was inappropriate treatment of you all. It was childish and fear-based. For this I apologize. This is by far the friendliest community I have found on the web, and I promise to be a better neighbor than I have been. In the future I will try to live and let live. Skippy Reboot Locopolis, USA IP Address - a033.m4048-1.etn.infinet.com Sat Feb 7 14:18:29 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ok guys. I said pick up personal items off the floor, not pile them in the corner!!....oh well, that corner looks ok anyway, I wont re-tile that part!! ŌĄŌ ¢ "and I think to myself, what a wonderful world" Louie Armstrong ~~TTFN~~ GINIA who knows??, Co USA IP Address - dialup172.dnvr.uswest.net Sat Feb 7 12:16:05 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- debbie k: Thanks for dropping by, but donÕt think that having a quote, cute or otherwise, is an entrance fee here. Just be you. Teleute: My "Arnie" bottom line was a poor attempt to leave those unfamiliar w/ "The Terminator" completely in the dust. The Greek derivation of your handle was the only quick reference I could locate. I think IÕll now wait for your explanation, which shall come in your own time. If you have Web access, which you obviously do, you can go to any of the free, web-based e-mail sites and have an e-mail account immediately. Rocketmail *was* one of the best, but it was bought by Yahoo and, if you go to Rocketmail for an account now, you get Yahoo mail, which isnÕt as good according to rumor. Try Hotmail. I have accounts there too, and itÕs pretty good. You can fill in the "e-mail" line at postings here with anything. No check is done on validity and no one will care, which is why I suggested "Teleute@Findme" for your last-post locator.. I would suggest that you do not freely publish your ISP e-mail account, as that strikes too close to home and you canÕt dump it if it is abused. The trouble with the rat-race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. --Lily Tomlin PhantoM LA, CA USA IP Address - 1cust177.tnt15.lax3.da.uu.net Sat Feb 7 11:18:34 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I regret that I don't have e-mail just yet, but I will in a few weeks. Sorry bout the delay. PhantoM, you're getting warm in regard to my handle. It does have to do with greek mythology a little bit. Keep on geussing. I'm afraid I don't quite look like Arnie though. For a quote this fine day, I'll quote John Lennon. "You may think I'm a dreamer but I'm not the only one I hope someday you'll join us and the world will live as one." Cool, eh? That's all for now, but I'll be back later today. Teleute USA IP Address - dasc15-241.flash.net Sat Feb 7 9:28:50 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- just wanted to drop you a line to say i think this is a really neat place and next time i will have a cute quote to teel everyone. debbie kreutzer hutchinson , ks USA IP Address - hut134.ourtownusa.net Sat Feb 7 3:14:00 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Teleute: Welcome back! So you found this site the same way I did over a year and a half ago. "Useless indeed!" Amen! A hint for you: fill in the e-mail line when you post, if not w/ an e-mail address, then w/ "Teleute@findme" and then, at your next return here, use your "Edit/Find on this page" browser function to take you to your last "e-mail" and post. Obviously, everything below that is old and above that is new. Unfortunately there are the occasional "unfriendly jerks who post crude junk and annoy the hell out of everybody else." Fortunately they usually donÕt stay long. Post when you can, and please let me know how close I was, on Wed Feb 4 21:55:21 1998, with my attempt to discern the meaning of your handle. So long as we are loved by others I should say that we are almost indispensable; and no man is useless while he has a friend. --Robert Louis Stevenson PhantoM LA, CA USA IP Address - 1cust69.tnt15.lax3.da.uu.net Sat Feb 7 1:59:04 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Phantom, It's all a game of mountains vs. sand. Keep your feet dry friend. Teleute, Welcome back. Thermall USA IP Address - ppp-208-15-98-69.ltrkar.swbell.net Fri Feb 6 20:48:47 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wow, thanks, people. I'm afraid I can't be much of a regular, or even have enough time to read all the posts (which would probably take until The Big Crunch and possibly afterwards), but whenever I get some time, I'll post. Did you know that this site is categorized in Yahoo under "Useless Pages"? Useless indeed! I guess that's just how it appears to them. They've probably never been here. I like this place a lot because ther'es no unfriendly jerks who post crude junk and annoy the hell out of everybody else. Teleute IP Address - dasc7-98.flash.net Fri Feb 6 18:38:23 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thermall: Yup, the rains fall and the water rises, thence to sweep to the ocean everything in its path. Such has it ever been. The greater part of our happiness or misery depends on our dispositions and not on our circumstances. --Martha Washington PhantoM LA, CA USA IP Address - 1cust108.tnt13.lax3.da.uu.net Fri Feb 6 17:57:46 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- All, Good day! Amos, Your welcome.*smiles* Now get back to bed and get well. Bitz, "The Lost Highway"was an odd one. For that matter Lynch himself owns that title. Have you seen "Boxing Helena"? As for maddaS,I believe they are going to open a box Pandora herself wouldn't touch. Janet, "Chasing Amy"is a great movie. Have you seen "Clerks"and "Mallrats"? Atreju, LOL You'll get yours. Skippy, Get well soon. Phantom, Gettin' wet yet? It's looking rather grim. I was just educated about "debris flows". Get the raft ready. Thermall USA IP Address - ppp-208-15-97-199.ltrkar.swbell.net Fri Feb 6 17:46:50 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey guys, I'm sorry to disturb your conversatins about Clinton, but I would just like you to visit my website. I'm looking for higher attendance Thanks Clint Neville USA IP Address - host-32-96-60-55.bhm.bellsouth.net Fri Feb 6 17:16:52 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- *Sigh...* I always miss out on a good day of TBWin'. Ah, well. Janet: "Chasing Amy"? I saw that not too long ago... I liked it, too. I was just a little miffed at the ending, though. Toodles! Have a good weekend, all! Amos USA IP Address - 141.225.190.16 Fri Feb 6 17:09:38 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- G'night All. I'm off to bed now (to sleep!) Got to be up at 5 am again Another 12 hour shift. (I am a glutton for punishment cos I do this EVERY saturday) TTFN Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.236 Fri Feb 6 16:16:09 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Raven: *Groan, Stretch, Sigh* Ugh, sleeping in the middle of the day is not recommended, but I have no choice in the matter yet. Yes, dear one, I did find my beloved Poe, mid December, I think, safely ensconced with other packed, reference volumes. You have an online source of *all* the masterÕs works? That could be handy, indeed. And what bribe, pray tell, might you extract from me in exchange for said location? IÕm sure though that you, like me, shall never put away forever his precious volume, online or not. ItÕs hard to snuggle under the covers and fall asleep holding a monitor on your chest. I have heard Loreena McKennitt, but she is not represented in my library and I was unaware that she put "The Highwayman" to song. I shall make her an object of research next time I venture out. And thank you for the e-mail. IÕm still trying to wipe off all the lipstick. *kiss* There are two types of employees: Those who do the work, and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group; there is much less competition there. --Indira Gandhi PhantoM LA, CA USA IP Address - 1cust108.tnt13.lax3.da.uu.net Fri Feb 6 16:15:53 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Phanty I try my hardest dear one, but in this choatic world, even the winged one gets a tad behind. I missed you so much! *hughughughughughughughug* Sweet one did you find your volume of Poe? Forthe life of me I can't remember...however I have a complete online record of his writings and well as my prize volume. *taps on her volume of lore at her feet* I suppose you listen to Loreena McKennitt as well? She put the famos "Highwayman" to song. You might want to listen to it dear sir. *kiss* Do take care. Raven USA IP Address - hky-183.conninc.com Fri Feb 6 14:37:44 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Clinton Signs Law to Name Airport for Reagan" I find this funny, didn't Reagan fire all the Air Traffic Controllers in the 80's I wonder how the tower crew at this airport feels about reporting to a job named after a former adversary. Adam USA IP Address - 206.104.75.108 Fri Feb 6 14:08:12 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I put "drunk" cos I couldn't put p****d! Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.252 Fri Feb 6 14:06:40 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't get too drunk!!!! Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.252 Fri Feb 6 14:04:57 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- have a good weekend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ olivia ma, USA IP Address - p0.ts2.lowel.ma.tiac.com Fri Feb 6 13:53:10 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Good "afternoon" to all (it's evening here) Psycho Chick Hi, Glad you got your sense of smell back. Flu is always horrible (I'm just fortunate that I get it VERY rarely) Love to all. xx Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.252 Fri Feb 6 13:47:18 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Queen Paradox... just saw chasing amy this past weekend, found it amusing and enjoyable.... janet USA IP Address - orion.ramapo.edu Fri Feb 6 13:24:28 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Damn! I should know better by now... M E T A L L I C A not llica! ooops! *blush* Psycho Chick Canada IP Address - ts25l1.pathcom.com Fri Feb 6 12:58:17 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I got my head strung When I was young It's not my problem It's not my...problem... WOOHOO! "Song 2" Blur Don't go away Say what you say Say that you'll stay for forever and a day Cuz I need more time Yes I need more time just to make things right "Don't go away" Oasis Fortune fame Mirror vain Gone insane But the memory remains na na na na na na na na na na na na... "The memory remains" llica Psycho Chick Canada IP Address - ts25l1.pathcom.com Fri Feb 6 12:56:48 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ******************************** ******************************** ******************************** ******************************** ******************************** Psycho Chick Canada IP Address - ts25l1.pathcom.com Fri Feb 6 12:52:30 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Adam So that wasn't you? Damn! I sent them e-mail! *blush* Ooops! Psycho Chick Canada IP Address - ts25l1.pathcom.com Fri Feb 6 12:51:45 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I can smell again! Thank GOD this awful plague (otherwise known as...the flu!) is gone! CHMB...Is that coffee I smell? : ) Teleute Welcome to our humble bathroom. Make yourself at home! Janet Too bad, girl. : ( Better luck next time! Hey, at least you had fun trying...if you jnow what I mean! heh heh... }; ) *ducks as Janet flings shoe at her* Julie MZ Welcome! Don't worry as the others said, the rat comes and goes. If you ignore it, it'll take the cheese and go away. Catch my drift??? Ginia Judging from your posts, you have a fine taste in music! Chumbawumba, Third Eye Blind, they all rock! Looks like we have something in common! BTW, have you heard Oasis' new song? Pretty cool! Psycho Chick Canada IP Address - ts25l1.pathcom.com Fri Feb 6 12:49:59 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bogeyman75: I'll thank you to find another name to use when posting. Adam USA IP Address - 206.104.75.108 Fri Feb 6 12:38:04 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- *******************************MMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO************************ Adam USA IP Address - 207.127.48.25 Fri Feb 6 10:50:43 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ~~happy day my fellow dwellers~~ The wonderous week-end is upon us,..Weather permitting, I'm sure you all have something planned(those who are ill-fallen, please disregard this post)that will let you forget the trials and tribulations of the week past... enjoy yourselves.. while you are all away, I think I'll clean the toilets and re-tile the floor...so please on your way out for the week-end please pick up any personal items off the floor...Thank you! ßĄß m ~~Thermall~~ Well put my good man, well put.... …Ąń (W) pip pip cheerio...and all that kinda stuff I want something else to get me through this semi-charmed kinda life Third Eye Blind ~~TTFN~~ GINIA life, it's so demanding!! :), CO USA IP Address - adialup186.dnvr.uswest.net Fri Feb 6 8:32:14 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- What a day! Wish I was @ home! (I'm @ college!) Ho boy! Wishing (desperatly!) th@ I was @ home right now! Could do with watching a good movie. Any suggestions? Queen Paradox UK IP Address - netstar.nwarks-hinckley.ac.uk Fri Feb 6 8:00:27 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bitz: YouÕre in rare form this morning! Yeah, IÕd feel better if the Gipper was at the helm too, but donÕt be too hard on Clinton. It appears that heÕs really not the rabbit that everyone makes him out to be. I have it on a good rumor authority that a poll was recently conducted of American women, asking what they thought of Bill Clinton's sexual activities in the White house. Out of 500 responders, only 400 said they would never have sex with him again. Raven: Now I know IÕll have to disappear again for a while, if it will being me "welcome backs" like that! Ah, but IÕve missed you too. Now please, my Ebony Angel, do stick around for a while (you kinda tend to disappear yourself, ya know). ((HUGS)) PhantoM LA, CA USA IP Address - 1cust26.tnt13.lax3.da.uu.net Fri Feb 6 7:36:31 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- bitz... i don't think you would sleep well with the gipper in office in the state he is in.... although i can't imagine it much worse than we have now.... ARTY... i remember the winter of 86 well... my whole dorm was down and out... the taiwanese flu... quaranteened and all... ADAM... good point... hm... i'll have to steal all his underware... PHANTY... we just started this whole adventure.. if we run into a snag, i'll be sure to ask you what we can do differently to help the little spermies along.... janet USA IP Address - orion.ramapo.edu Fri Feb 6 7:34:42 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- why is the media playing down the situation with Iraq? (don't answer that) the gulf sits on the back burner boiling over while the country waits to know who the president is bumpin jumpin uglies with. I guess hilary is the only gal he's not bangin. russia, france, and now china is on the war wagon, totally against any U.S. action. I can't believe the top story in the news today is a "sex scandel" and the "weather". I'll tell you the fcking weather! It's gonna rain rockets and bombs in the middle east for a few days. ya think this thing can escalate into another world at war? I hope not. I have plans that day. boris yeltson; "we will not tolerate an attack on Iraq". so what is he trying to say, dose the US back down at that statement, or just say "hey look at the size of this penis" god I hope it's huge. beni yahoo, whatever his name is, "will strike iraq if fired apon" "we will not sit idle this time" did saddam hear that? this is not a pissing contest anymore. they are talking about fcking up your weekends. japan is telling the U.S. if action is going to be taken, "wait till the olympic games in nagano are over". do the japs know this aint a lunch date. I wish Reagan was president! I would sleep like baby with "the Gipper" calling the shots... ............................CHMB- I'm not hungry right now. bitz USA IP Address - senior-house.mit.edu Fri Feb 6 6:17:49 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- : ) Raven USA IP Address - hky-179.conninc.com Fri Feb 6 6:02:50 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- *flies silently in from the window and perches on the sink. Looks around and sighs, until she feels a presence emitting from the corner. Slowly changing into human form, she lights a candle and proceeds to the spectre..* !!!!!!!!!! PHANTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *hugs him tightly and kisses him all over his face, covering him with lipstick* Oh sweetie I missed you! I'm so glad you're better! I was getting worried for awhile. Thank Goddess! ((((((HUGS)))))) i missed you i missed you i missed you i missed you i missed you!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't scare me like that! *kiss kiss kiss* My dear one...I'm soooo happy! What a sight for such sad and lonely eyes. Welcome home, Phanty. (((HUGS again))) Raven USA IP Address - hky-179.conninc.com Fri Feb 6 6:01:29 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Atreju: According to the Net Abuse FAQ, the miscreant of your immediate concern is guilty of Net abuse on the criteria of inappropriate use of a posting site and "flooding" (a formal term). I am not about to go into the particulars here, but I will reveal that the necessary mechanisms to accomplish your request have been set in motion. Corrective measures might take a while but, in the mean time, I would suggest that you (and all other members of the TBW family) simply sit back and laugh at the ignorant twit and ignore him. Right now the more often he blesses us with his vitriol the better, cos every time he does he pulls the rope around his own neck a little tighter. One request, though, to everyone. Should he send anyone here e-mail do not respond to it, but please do not discard it. Forward it to me in its entirely and I will see that it added to the case history. PhantoM LA, CA USA IP Address - 1cust26.tnt13.lax3.da.uu.net Fri Feb 6 5:17:56 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Lost Highway" by David Lynch what the hell is it all about? porno? transformation? twins? murder? video tape? the devil? chaos. bitz USA IP Address - senior-house.mit.edu Fri Feb 6 5:16:50 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Well well well...everyone seems to have succumbed to some sort of virus so far this winter....but it's nothing like back inna winter of 1986, when *everyone* I knew was horizontal for at least two weeks....ahh....the good ole days..... *ducks as Thermall lobs unidentifiable object at him* ...hehehe....sorry, couldn't resist !! PhantoM Would you please place that call and have the little critter's movements suspended ? You know who I'm talking about...this place is much nicer without the likes of *that*... >:-P Everybody else: get well soon, and adieu for now Atrejœ The Blue Grass Sea IP Address - 152.73.244.171 Fri Feb 6 3:33:55 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- MM - please read "Man's Search for Meaning" by Victor Frankyl. it should help w/ your denial. the best non-fiction book I have ever read. Do you know how to read? you ignorant fck. bitz USA IP Address - senior-house.mit.edu Fri Feb 6 1:46:05 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thermall Thanks for the advice.The bigot can now consider himself ignored. If I had a pound for every time somebody spelt my name wrong I would be a very rich woman! (That is why I am known as "MZ" Love to all! Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.205 Fri Feb 6 1:05:05 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I declare a permanent stae of happiness!:) - graffiti on a bathroon wall in Paris Thomas Clayton USA IP Address - dns.ldd.net Thu Feb 5 23:11:04 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- LIFE IS JUST ONE DAMN THING AFTER ANOTHER. Thomas Clayton USA IP Address - dns.ldd.net Thu Feb 5 23:03:30 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- For in a gust the night passes. The seraphs of emerald and crimson will linger. Rest ye weary travellers,for the day to come embraces yet another strife, another compromise,and another joy. Thermall USA IP Address - ppp-208-15-98-70.ltrkar.swbell.net Thu Feb 5 23:01:14 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thermall: Thanks, sweetie. I'd give you a big ((hug)) and a smooch, but I'm afraid I'd give ya what I've got. Be well, yourself, tho... *blows a sterilized kiss from across the bathroom and smiles as brightly as she can, given her icky condition* Toodles! Amos USA IP Address - honors9.memphis.edu Thu Feb 5 19:23:31 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- *Enters room and light s a candle in hopes of removing the rank smell* All, Good day! Julie MZ, If you leave a bigot to rot in his rankle, soon the fumes will fester and smother the vile thing.Hate consumes.Besides,if I were near the person I began here as... 4 boxes of (200 count) tacks,a gallon of superglue, and a roll of fly paper...Just let your imagination run wild. I do. Amos, Get well soon. (man I'm writing this alot) Atreju, *smiles* If you start talking about the "Good ole days"... *Shakes fist*LOL Ginia, "The secret to life is to get up one more time than you get knocked down" -John Wayne Thermall USA IP Address - ppp-208-15-98-70.ltrkar.swbell.net Thu Feb 5 18:07:34 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- who was dragged down by the stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone stone .... ... .. . Detlef "Pink Floyd" Gruber Rock Hill, PA USA IP Address - 164.106.137.105 Thu Feb 5 16:56:24 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Julie MZ, you spelled my name wrong, you supporter of Sodom and Filth. Shame on you for sympathizing with the sodomite AIDS-spreading agenda. I, Mikaili Mailto, am back, with a vengeance. Mikaili Mailto asdf, jkl; l;kjUSA IP Address - 164.106.137.105 Thu Feb 5 16:55:06 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't judge a man by what he has, but by what he is... Goodwin East Moline, IL USA IP Address - deere-bh.dx.deere.com Thu Feb 5 16:21:56 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hello, everyone! I've been sick *moan, sniffle, hack* for the past two days... Janet: I caught up with Ryan yesterday. He says his friend took his equipment back-- which means he never touched my tape in all the time he had all the stuff over at his apartment. So, now I must wait for Russ to fix my tape. You can *bet* I was quite livid when I found out he had never fixed it. *grinds teeth* Arrrrnnngh! Toodles... Amos USA IP Address - byates.memphis.edu Thu Feb 5 15:36:02 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- **scuffs the toe of her shoe on the ground as her face turns red from embarrassment and says...** ~~Phanty~~ Thanks!! But to tell the truth, I didn't look it up in the bible... I used the encyclopedia.... it's amazing what you find in those things!! LOL sĄs (V) @@And now a quote from former V.P. Dan Quayle...@@ " It is not pollution that is harming the environment, It is the impurities in our air and water that are doing it...." hhmmmmmmmm, well, imagine that!!!!! ŅĄŅ Q ~TTFN~ GINIA I get knocked down, but I get up again, never gonna keep me down..., CO USA IP Address - dialup206.dnvr.uswest.net Thu Feb 5 14:56:01 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Phanty ((HUGS)) to you too. Makaili Mailto GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.225 Thu Feb 5 14:51:47 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I thought it was 'raid kills roaches dead' ??? anyways..... Olivia ma, USA IP Address - p4.ts1.groto.ma.tiac.com Thu Feb 5 14:44:41 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- AIDS KILLS GAYS DEAD, AND THE HOLOCAUST NEVER HAPPENED. And Mikaili Mailto is back. Mikaili Mailto asdf, jkl jlkjlkjlkjUSA IP Address - 164.106.137.109 Thu Feb 5 13:53:42 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Janet: AdamÕs suggestion is a good one. My years of medical research extended to this subject, so if you want some hints, send me e-mail requesting same. BTW, few husbands are *really* sure they want that first kid. They know it will complicate their ordered life and donÕt welcome expected competition. Not to mention that they face getting cut off for a while. There will always be a battle between the sexes because men and women want different things. Men want women and women want men. --George Burns (Not always, George, but then who am I to argue w/ an elder) PhantoM LA, CA USA IP Address - 1cust40.tnt13.lax3.da.uu.net Thu Feb 5 13:40:02 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- GINIA (aka GENIUS): Bingo! You may not be up on your biblical trivia, but you saw it. How come no one else did before it was printed? = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = Steven King (from JakeÕs riddle book): "One of the most famous of these (biblical riddles) was told by Samson on the day he was married to Delilah: ŌOut of the eater came forth meat, and out of the strong came forth sweetness!Õ "He asked this riddle of several men who attended his wedding, confident that they wouldnÕt be able to guess the answer. The young men, however, got Delilah aside and she whispered the answer to them." = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = The related *incident* is told according to biblical history. It did occur at and after SamsonÕs wedding. and the woman who snitched was indeed SamsonÕs wife. However, SamsonÕs wife is never referred to by name (Judges 14:1 - 15:6), and is described only as "one of the daughters of the Philistines." (Judges 14:1). Delilah was but a dalliance many years later. "After this (a period of whoring and fighting) it came about that he loved a woman in the valley of Sorek, whose name was Delilah." (Judges 16:4) No where in DelilahÕs passages (Judges 16:4-19) is it said that they ever married. So, King actually presents us with compound errors: (1) referring to Delilah as having been SamsonÕs wife at any time, and (2) moving Delilah in time and misrepresenting her as SamsonÕs wife at the time of his only recorded wedding. PhantoM LA, CA USA IP Address - 1cust40.tnt13.lax3.da.uu.net Thu Feb 5 13:14:55 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I met my clone once, I said to him, "You're a handsome man." - Brak. Janet: Sounds like in your case of briefs or boxers, the most effective answer is neither. Adam USA IP Address - 206.104.75.108 Thu Feb 5 12:37:34 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- PhantoM They closed YEARS ago !! Arthritis is already setting in...8-P~ Janet Glad you liked them....hehehe..."we aim to please" !! And I must agree with you: I think your hubby is hoping that it takes a while too !!! ;-) The rest of ya'll: adieu for now... Atrejœ The Blue Grass Sea IP Address - 152.73.244.171 Thu Feb 5 12:33:44 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm more worried about the mushroom clones.......... Warewullf USA IP Address - sungold1.ie.ibm.com Thu Feb 5 12:31:06 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- phanty... i *think* i'm doing it right.... i haven't tried to pray to the sheep goddess Dolly yet tho... i'll try that in the future... however, it was only the first attempt... i think secretly my husband i hoping it takes us awhile!! janet USA IP Address - orion.ramapo.edu Thu Feb 5 12:13:57 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Phantom, All right, but maybe I can somehow save your message and have it handy if he spouts off again. :> By the way, I have a friend in Boston who decided she is selling her car and moving to San Francisco-just like that! You Go, Girl! Peppermint Patty The Great State O' Maine USA IP Address - rcd1.meaugusta.fsc.usda.gov Thu Feb 5 11:55:26 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ~~Phanty~~ hmmmmmm I think I got it but not real sure, not up on my biblical trivia, but samson and delilah were never married were they? Is that it.. am I even close?? *Ą* . TTFN GINIA where is the sun?, CO USA IP Address - dialup143.dnvr.uswest.net Thu Feb 5 11:34:00 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm psychic! or is that psychotic...??? No one needs anything so much as a HUG! -ME- CHMB USA IP Address - mtl-ct1-04.nothinbut.net Thu Feb 5 11:10:06 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- CHMB!!!!!!!!!!: ((hugs)) & smooches! Missed ya! Thanks for lunch. How did you know N.E. Clam Chowder is one of my favorites? All editorial writers ever do is come down from the hills after the battle is over and shoot the wounded. -- Anonymous PhantoM LA, CA USA IP Address - 1cust11.tnt16.lax3.da.uu.net Thu Feb 5 11:05:05 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hi Everyone! Lunch today...I slept in! New England Clam Chowder Pastrami & Swiss on Rye Cherry Cheescake COFFEE! Cool Huggy Momma Bear! Here!, USA IP Address - mtl-ct1-04.nothinbut.net Thu Feb 5 10:56:48 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Adam No, actually it is surprising. There hasn't been too much of that on the news. I think it is too close to call. Both sides are telephoning people asking if they will vote for them. The editorials are full of letters though. The govenor (the only Independent gov in the nation) has a t.v. ad that says he won't tell people how to vote, but he's going to vote for it. Needless to say, the opposition is frothing at the mouth and crying foul. Tuesday will be interesting. Peppermint Patty Nowhere, Mine USA IP Address - rcd1.meaugusta.fsc.usda.gov Thu Feb 5 10:53:52 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Janet: Gee, itÕs nice to be back w/ you. I missed you too. ((hugs)) Sorry about your "no kid" problems. Are you sure that you *really* understand the requisite process? I case you donÕt, I have a few buddies who would gladly offer their services to you. Experts all, in their respective areas. My memoryÕs not good, but I think they combine ancient fertility rites with modern DNA extraction techniques and pray to a sheep-goddess named Dolly. PhantoM LA, CA USA IP Address - 1cust11.tnt16.lax3.da.uu.net Thu Feb 5 10:17:58 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Today is a good day to die! The Headbanger from Carbonale USA IP Address - cis15550.jjc.cc.il.us Thu Feb 5 10:16:50 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- no baby this month :( maybe next time.... i gotta work on getting my husband to wear boxers instead of tighty whities... PHANTY!!!! i'm glad to see you are BACK!!!! missed ya! ARTEJU - i finally saw your new pictures... i love the one with you snorting beer with a straw... really classy ! ha ha ha ha! LIVVY and AMOS! what's happening chickadees? AMOS - how is that tape coming? janet USA IP Address - orion.ramapo.edu Thu Feb 5 9:53:13 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- GO BATHROOM WALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chris Webb russell, ks USA IP Address - 204.233.124.151 Thu Feb 5 9:35:52 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Good morning, Livvy and GINIA ((hugs)) Livvy: Sounds like itÕs chicken soup time. GINIA: How are you doing w/ KingÕs "error?" Want me to just tell you what it is? A promiscuous person is someone who is getting more sex than you are. -- Victor Lownes PhantoM LA, CA USA IP Address - 1cust11.tnt16.lax3.da.uu.net Thu Feb 5 9:35:30 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ~~tra la la boom de aye~~ ~~Skippy~~ How ya doing ol' buddy? are you feeling better yet? "she who must be obeyed" has not posted your death announcement yet so you must still be alive!! ńĄ~ » And how is everybody today? may you all succeed in all that you do today!! ĪĄĪ U But I, I will never be the same, Oh I, I will never be the same, caught in your eyes, lost in your name, I will never be the same... Melissa Etheridge ~~TTFN~~ GINIA Badges?? we don't need no stinking badges!!!!, CO USA IP Address - dialup173.dnvr.uswest.net Thu Feb 5 9:14:45 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ms. Kitty and Julie MZ: Good morning and ((hugs)) to you both. Glad to make your acquaintance Julie MZ, and to see your smiling self again, Ms. Kitty. One can stand still in a flowing stream, but not in the world of men. -- Japanese Proverb PhantoM LA, CA USA IP Address - 1cust11.tnt16.lax3.da.uu.net Thu Feb 5 9:09:45 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Welcome Teleute..... hello everyone! how are you all? I have a tummy ache.... : ( olivia ma, USA IP Address - p13.ts7.lowel.ma.tiac.com Thu Feb 5 9:01:43 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Just thought I'd stop in and see how everyone is and say hello. Ms. Kitty USA IP Address - surf.adaptec.com Thu Feb 5 8:49:56 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Atreju, Your "old bones?" I doubt that your epiphyses have closed yet! Bitz, Yup, the odds are with the miscreants. So go for it! As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -- Hunter S. Thompson's Attorney PhantoM LA, CA USA IP Address - 1cust11.tnt16.lax3.da.uu.net Thu Feb 5 8:32:00 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- PhantoM *LOL* you are hilarious !! "One who is close in kin to Arnold Schwarzenegger" - I laughed and laughed at this one !! No offense intended, Teleute, just that the words of the master rung funny in these old bones. Welcome to TBW - our bit of space where there is none. You would be very welcome back here, for all the reasons stated by PhantoM + the fact that a new face is always nice ! I'm sure you will have fun here if you return. Even though some of us post sporadically and sparsely, we all try to come back and read whar's going on, so that we may stay ajour, and so post when we find time in our hopelessly full daily routines ! Again, welcome ! Everybody else: sorry I post as little as I do, but apart from teaching my colleagues the many wonders of the Office pack, I have also just been given "divinity" over my affiliates IntraWeb *and* Internet site, by this meaning that they will hold me responsible for making and testing the draft version,, as well as updating and maintaining the sites once they're running. Hooray. More work. "Life is a collection of the most demanding tasks and worries that mankind launchesd itself into with the greatest of glee" (freely translated from Danish) - my Grandfather's friend was indeed a wise man... Adieu for now. Atrejœ The Blue Grass Sea IP Address - 152.73.244.171 Thu Feb 5 4:48:28 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- in the U.S. if you commit a crime, there is a chance you may not get caught. if you get caught, there is a chance you may not go to trial. if you go to trial, there is a chance you may not get convicted. if you get convicted, there is a chance you may not go to prison. if you go to prison, there is a chance you may not stay there very long. so, take a chance. laSombra- "why dose it hurt when I pee?" I only have one thing to say about that. Why the hell are you asking me. bitz USA IP Address - senior-house.mit.edu Thu Feb 5 1:53:56 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Good morning everybody - or should I say good evening? Don't do anything I wouldnt do! Love Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.203 Thu Feb 5 0:23:59 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Teleute: Welcome to our slice of the All That Is. And do come back, I think youÕll have fun here. Thermall: Yeah you, starry-eyed one. Although IÕm sure Teleute is perfectly capable of elucidating the meaning of his/her handle, IÕm going to give it a shot. It derives as "termination," from the Greek "telos", end. Teleute obviously, therefore, means "one who is close kin to Arnold Schwarzenegger." Beware this one. Notice the refined composition skills, good choice of words from a more than adequate vocabulary, and the lack of spelling errors or typos. This one cares. Teleute comes to us with strength of name and communication. Well fit, indeed, to put the rest of us dolts to the test. Wizrad0411: To solve your problem, take your head out of your ass. I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it. --Ashleigh Brilliant PhantoM LA, CA USA IP Address - 1cust246.tnt13.lax3.da.uu.net Wed Feb 4 21:55:21 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- As I sit here, cheeks apart, I try and try, just a fart. Wizrad0411 OK USA IP Address - oasc8-112.flash.net Wed Feb 4 21:15:14 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- PCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPC PCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPC PCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPC PCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPC PCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPC Psycho Chick Canada IP Address - ts30l12.pathcom.com Wed Feb 4 20:55:04 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Four bits of advice to live by: Girls talk too much. Never refuse a breath mint. Every morning when you wake up, say to yourself "If I was a chick, I'd dig me. (For boys only) I'd rater be dead than special. Brian S. Rasmussen Murray, Ut USA IP Address - proxy.rn.byu.edu Wed Feb 4 20:31:04 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- PhantoM, Who me? I do not want a star in a vase. I want two,can't have one getting lonely. *grinz* Teleute, Welcome to TBW. Feel at home in our sect. You have an interesting name. What does it mean? Thermall USA IP Address - ppp-208-15-98-47.ltrkar.swbell.net Wed Feb 4 19:11:57 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- It's really incredible when you think about this site. I just came here, browsed through some of the quotes, and was dumbfounded. Here, on this site, you people have a community going and are friends even though you have probably never met each other except in an electronic netherspace that doesn't exist and wouldn't exist if not for you guys. You make this site a solid, three-dimensional space in which your avatars mingle, exchange greeting, tell jokes, and ponder the meaning of the universe. If all the internet was this site, mankind would be headed toward a brighter future. Wow. Teleute IP Address - dasc24-176.flash.net Wed Feb 4 18:38:13 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thermall, My, but arenÕt we waxing philosophical tonight? PhantoM LA, CA USA IP Address - 1cust106.tnt12.lax3.da.uu.net Wed Feb 4 18:20:30 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Julie MZ, Right on. Jessica, Why do we do what we do? Life and those of like mind. The point is there is no point. Isn't Chaos beautiful? Thermall Hey that name ,Thats me,Right up there that name., USA IP Address - ppp-208-15-98-132.ltrkar.swbell.net Wed Feb 4 17:59:41 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- P.C.. Get well soon. I can forgive my injuries in the name of Wisdom Luxury Romance -Jim Morrisson Thermall USA IP Address - ppp-208-15-98-132.ltrkar.swbell.net Wed Feb 4 17:52:28 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Could anybody tell me what the hell the point is of this page, I saw stuff about Mariln Manson and Homosexuals Are there any transvestites on there Jessica Lancaster, NY USA IP Address - freenet.buffalo.edu Wed Feb 4 17:24:17 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bigots are the root of all evil. Live and let live O.K. Julie MZ Crewe , England IP Address - 194.205.138.213 Wed Feb 4 17:17:26 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- NINER, Glad ta see ya, old buddy. The only place I got on the Pacific rim was Japan, but I loved it. The most polite people (to your face) on the earth, except between the street curbs where anarchy reigns. I canÕt imagine why youÕd want to go to Iraq, other than $$, but if you are waiting for Saddam-san to behave himself, well, donÕt hold your breath. Come by more often, fella! You are missed, ya know. PhantoM LA, CA USA IP Address - 1cust33.tnt16.lax3.da.uu.net Wed Feb 4 17:09:17 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- PhantoM: Hello, I was unaware of your malaise cuz I dropped off line before you became ill! I'm glad to see you are well underway to recovery! Welcome back to the land of the lost! Skippy: No I'm not affiliated with the Navy although I do work with them occasionaly! HUGZ TO ALL! NINER El Paso, Tx USA IP Address - ww-pa01.proxy.aol.com Wed Feb 4 16:21:00 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- *staggers into bathroom* Ohhhh...just perfect...the day before my final exam I just HAVE to catch the flu...unless I can get a medical certificate I'll fail art..just PERFECT!!! The one class I hate I might have to repeat... Ginia Yep...I studied...but it might not do much good now...: ( Even though I'm a firm Karma beleiver, I still felt bad when I saw all the Karla Faye-Tucker coverage on CNN last night...true, she did brutally murder 2 people, she should be punished...I agreed with Bush, and all the judges who turned down the appeals...but still you can't help but feel sick when you see people vanitizing the whole thing...publicizing her last moments with her husband...knowing she was going to die...even though I beleive she got what was coming to her...I can't help but feel sorry when i see her face on TV and realize that her husband...sister...family are all feeling so empty today...*shudders* *staggers out of bathroom* Psycho Chick Canada IP Address - ts21l8.pathcom.com Wed Feb 4 14:49:17 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Peppermint Patty: Yeah, you're right. Much to my chagrin, I broke my own rule. It's fortunate that the twit is so transparent and fake cos, actually, I just love his sporadic displays of abject juvenile stupidity, but I warn you that I'll never admit it. PhantoM LA, CA USA IP Address - 1cust186.tnt4.lax3.da.uu.net Wed Feb 4 13:49:41 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Peppermint Patty: Way to excercise your rights! Have there been any poll predictions or indicators as to a likely turn-out? Adam USA IP Address - 206.104.75.108 Wed Feb 4 13:45:03 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Sigh) And it was so pleasant around here. It looks like just typing the initials MM causes the vile one to rip out of his mouldering hidy-hole. Phantom, I think you accidently dug up something nasty. Oh well, if he's awake... To the vile one: Next Tuesday Mainers will vote on an equal-rights referendum to assure homosexuals have the same rights as everybody else. They will not be discriminated against for housing,jobs, etc. I am going to vote FOR it. (Wild mainiac laughter) Peppermint Patty Somewhere, Maine USA IP Address - rcd1.meaugusta.fsc.usda.gov Wed Feb 4 13:35:09 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- no time to read.... just wanted to poke my head in and say howdy! do yall miss me? i just found out that i will not be back on line until next week... so keep the partying at a minimum until then so i can join in!!! janet USA IP Address - stargate.ramapo.edu Wed Feb 4 11:54:30 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homosexuals are the root of all evil. And Mikaili Mailto is back. Mikali "Detlef Gruber" Mailto asdf, jkl sadfjklUSA IP Address - 164.106.137.110 Wed Feb 4 11:02:07 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- greetings a'plenty! is it redundant to say 9AM in the morning? I remember a time when I was a morning person.... ahhh, the golden years. I thought as one ages, one requires less sleep. i remember my grandmom getting something like 45 minutes of sleep per night. well, it seemed that short when i was 6. hmmmmph. lc amy tx USA IP Address - minerva.acs.unt.edu Wed Feb 4 9:34:02 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Livvy: Hugs & kisses & thanks be to friends like you! I missed you too, a whole lot. ItÕs a real bummer to be flat on oneÕs back in bed for a month. Adam: Lest you have at me again cos I didnÕt make my position on tracking and trashing clear, letÕs see if this helps. With the very narrow exception of using such resources in community self-policing actions, as directed against ONLY those who are guilty of blatant Net abuse (harassment, threats, etc.), I agree with you. Many of us on the Net are cloaked for reasons which need not be understood and should not be challenged by others, just accepted. I think to use tracking resources against friendly troops is an invasion of privacy, and to make public use of such garnered information is reprehensible. Raven: Where ya be, my Ebony Angel? ((hugs)) PhantoM LA, CA USA IP Address - 1cust92.tnt17.lax3.da.uu.net Wed Feb 4 9:32:54 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- hello everyone! sorry i haven't been posting... for some reason, they think cause i work here they can give me work.... i have a few things to finish up and then i'll be back..... PhantoM, WELCOME BACK !!!!!!!!!!!!!! *while running and leaping into the much missed arms* !!!~hugs~!!! [Janet, are you back yet?] [Atreju, will go to the pg. soooon....] [Amos, hey there sweetie! ] ....... i'll be back ....... Olivia Ma, USA IP Address - p7.ts3.lowel.ma.tiac.com Wed Feb 4 8:48:22 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ~~Skippy~~ Thank you kind sir,like a timex, I take a licking and keep on ticking (though I don't think I'd let an elephant step on my face)hehehehehe ~~Phanty~~ HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... Remove the clothespin....hehehehehehe that was a good one.. I like it!!!! LMAO!!! ~~PC~~ you got your studying done?? thats ok. I don't either... Everybody else.... may your day be great... "you grew up way to fast and now there is nothing to believe reruns all become our history, a tired song keeps playing on a tired radio, and I won't tell no one your name, I won't tell'em your name.... GooGoo Dolls GINIA the hills are alive,with the sound of traffic!!, CO USA IP Address - dialup161.dnvr.uswest.net Wed Feb 4 8:30:08 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Psycho Chick: ((hugs)) back to ya! Really, I must leave more often. ;-) Adam: A thousand pardons I beg for underestimating your experience (never your intelligence). I agree with your "two attitudes," but believe that there is still a place for such tracking (and trashing) programs within the repertoire of those "Golden Rule folks" who would not abuse the free speech attribute of the Web. That is when it is necessary for honorable and concerned Netizens to police their own community, and to correct those "Attitude #2" miscreants who maliciously abuse and disrupt the benign activities of "Attitude #1" participants. For instance, our MM impostor is usually but a very minor (and pitifully transparent) irritant who is best ignored, but he has been known to fill the Wall with nothing more than copied history or trash, in volumes that would put Skippy to shame. That is abuse, not free speech, and, if repeated, he deserves to be exposed for misusing his college access account (harassment of a public posting site) and thrown off his blessed terminal. Skippy: Thanks for the FCC reference. "Pluck your magic twanger, Froggie." I dare say youÕve let that one fester for a while. ;-) Actually, IÕm having trouble recalling the name, but it was from a 50Õs era b/w TV kids show. I think it was from "Howdy Doody," or from the show which was introduced by the following (approximated from memory) two lines: IÕm aaabbb ccccc and I live in a shoe. This is my dog Tige and he lives there too. Click on my name if you donÕt remember that reference. BTW, I do miss your long-post humor, as I have used some of them to brighten the days of others in need of such. Gonna try e-mail distribution of some gems? La Sombra: To relieve pee-pain, remove the clothespin first. Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true. --Polish proverb PhantoM LA, CA USA IP Address - 1cust131.tnt15.lax3.da.uu.net Wed Feb 4 2:46:55 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Skippy: Well the pay sucks, but you know.....you get you used to it. 8^) Adam USA IP Address - 206.104.75.108 Tue Feb 3 17:25:14 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Peppermint Patty This URL has some pretty interesting info, too. http://www.fcc.gov/Bureaus/Common_Carrier/Factsheets/ispfact.html PhantoM "Pluck your magic twanger, Froggie." The "Soupy Sales Show?" GINIA Feel better, Dear. PC GOOD!!! Adam Is it hard being Diogenes? Skippy Reboot Locopolis, USA IP Address - a088.m4048-2.etn.infinet.com Tue Feb 3 17:19:48 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Phantom: It's unfortunate that you see it that way. No lesson in web tracking was needed. There a thousand Finger and Whois software packages available that tell us anything we want to know about a persons account. E-bombs, server crashers, e-mail flooding and account access are all novice hacker activities that I refuse to take partake in. It's unethical. If the web is a free organization established and run only by its participants, we can adopt two attitudes: 1) The golden rule. or 2)The Machiavellian approach of "Whatever I do is okay, because I'm not getting hurt by it." I'll take the high road. Most of the time. Adam USA IP Address - 206.104.75.108 Tue Feb 3 16:59:37 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Julie MZ What are you on? Can I have some? Biggles Biggleswade, UK IP Address - 194.205.138.219 Tue Feb 3 16:54:35 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- OK...major typos...so excited I can't even type write! : P Or maybe it was the 2 exams I had today.. no= now te= the vould= would Psycho Chick Canada IP Address - ts11l9.pathcom.com Tue Feb 3 16:36:12 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- PHANTY! PHANTY! PHANTY! PHANTY! Dammit, no how te hell vould I have missed the ghostly writing on the walls? Welcome back! : ) (((HUGS))) Skippy hee, hee! NOTHING!!! Psycho Chick Canada IP Address - ts11l9.pathcom.com Tue Feb 3 16:34:40 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thermall, Amos, GINIA, La Sombra, Skippy, Atreju: Thanks for the "Welcome Back," and my apologies to anyone I missed. GINIA: The Samson and Delilah section is correct. KingÕs error is in that section, and hereÕs a mini-clue. Your clue #2 of 2 (if you need it) will be the biblical passages that contain the "historical" reference material necessary to confirm the error. BTW, I have had ICQ for well over a year. Thanks for the X-Files tip - I shall not miss it. Amos: What a welcome! Perhaps I should disappear more often! I shall patiently await whatever version of your tape that you would like me to have. ((hugs)) Raven: Your Phanty was almost a real one. I have felt your presence and concern throughout my absence. How did you know "The Highwayman" is a favorite of mine? Do stick around for a while - IÕve missed you. *kiss* La Sombra: Welcome Back to you!!! CA is fighting El NinoÕs storms. The air is clean, but the rains are heavy, the winds are strong, and the surf is digesting the shore. HowÕs the "sound studio" coming along? Skippy, Thanks for all the thoughts. Loved the "Computing" stuff, and yes, it did resurrect a lot of memories. Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis: What happens to your lungs when you stop sniffing glue and start sniffing volcanos. Had the Reaper had his way with me, I would have chosen to come back as a pig. BTW, IÕm running a Pentium I/133 w/ 64 MB RAM and 33.6 KHz modem which usually connects @ 28.8. It can take a minute or two, depending on net speed, to load TBW, and so I can appreciate the problems folks w/ slower machines have. I think the answer is to set up an e-mail list for your long postings. Bitz: IÕve missed ya, old buddy. "Woman! there is nothing finer on this planet." Right on! "lawyers don't win or lose. they are only interested in what is right." Sorry, but, with few exceptions, Right and Justice are not a lawyerÕs concern. Lawyers are only interested in what will win their cases, and thereby maximally enhance their reputations and line their (or the Senior PartnerÕs) pockets. If you havenÕt learned that yet, you will as soon as you work for a law firm. Adam: I see Skippy has given you a lesson in web tracking. It really isnÕt all that hard. For instance, did you (or anybody) know that our MM impostor is nothing but a juvenile-minded misfit at Northern Virginia Community College, and that, with but one e-mail, I could have their IS cops standing beside his terminal w/ a comprehensive log of his TBW activities? It took me all of 10 minutes to find him, and I consider that to have been too long. IÕm out of practice. Well, that wasnÕt much, considering that it took me three hours to read all I missed. Illness hath obviously stolen my verbosity along with my health. "How seldom we weigh our neighbor in the same balance with ourselves." - Thomas A Kempis PhantoM LA, CA USA IP Address - 1cust244.tnt22.lax3.da.uu.net Tue Feb 3 16:24:04 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- "So I was ditching class the other day and I ran into my RoTC instructor. He said, 'Emo, I haven't seen you in camoflage class lately.' I said, 'I'm getting good!" So he says, 'Give me 50 laps!' So I tell him, 'Lick your own self clean.....Col. Cat."...... Emo Phillips Adam USA IP Address - 206.104.75.108 Tue Feb 3 15:56:41 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Telling by the bootprint on your coat sleave, you're arm was just steped on in that moshpit >:^)> Ace of Spades USA IP Address - thelmalou.tch.uc.edu Tue Feb 3 15:12:56 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hi All: My non-reclining hours remain severely restricted, and I have about three weeks of TBW to catch up on (groan). Anal-retentive that I am, I can do naught other than begin at the beginning (Jan 10) and progress to the present. So, what immediately follows goes back three weeks. My apologies, in advance, to people and issues that I miss. IÕm not really "all there" yet, but to wait any longer will be to just forget it. PhantoM LA, CA USA IP Address - 1cust162.tnt13.lax3.da.uu.net Tue Feb 3 13:57:13 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- *sneaks in to the stall hoping nobody notices, in the hopes of a nice quiet peaceful day, with no demanding shouts or commands* ~~good day fellow dwellers~~ Tis not a good thing to have the day off and feel this badly....I want to know who is sending the never ending flu virus over the net? *Ą* “ "oh we keep getting richer. but we can't get our picture, on the cover of the Rolling Stone" Dr. Hook ~~TTFN~~ GINIA where have all the cowboys gone??, CO USA IP Address - dialup100.dnvr.uswest.net Tue Feb 3 10:29:58 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Skippy, Thank you for the info. I shall read it and become informed before I write a scathing note to the powers that be. I humbly bow before your electron-manipulation abilities. Peppermint Patty Anywhere warm, Maine USA IP Address - rcd1.meaugusta.fsc.usda.gov Tue Feb 3 8:29:52 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- *Comes rushing through the bathroom, stops, senses alerted to a scent not felt in long times. Smiles at his new knowledge and his keen senses* Welcome back PhantoM !! Glad you finally managed to beat it ! You were severely missed... *lays a leather cord with a medallion traditional to his people in front of the mirror by the sink where he knows the phantomous being will find it* This will aid you in your future endeavours, and protect you as you go. But know that it will only work if you believe in it... *...and with that, the tall plainsman is gone, stalking through the shadows* Atrejœ The Blue Grass Sea IP Address - 152.73.244.171 Tue Feb 3 7:07:02 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- PhantoM Boy, you said a mouthful. Damn, it's good to see you back! I fear I am in the grip of your three-headed virulent incubus. Pattermint Peppy Overall, pricing for Internet access is going in both directions at once. With backbone providers such as Sprint increasing high-speed connect rates, the trickle-down theory would dictate that the cost of consumption should rise. But it's not clear that that is yet the case. On the other hand, Internet access does not get much cheaper than that provided by cable providers like Time Warner, which offers monthly access for up to 30 users for as low as $299. ibm.net will eliminate unlimited access starting 4/1/98, and will offer 100 hrs./mo. for $20. AT&T Worldnet is rumored to be increasing rates. For pretty good info on what's happening to access pricing, go to: http://www.zdnet.com/pcweek/news/0105/05isp.html Psycho Chick WHAT?! Skippy Reboot Locopolis, USA IP Address - a085.m4048-2.etn.infinet.com Mon Feb 2 23:04:08 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Clinton is looking out of the window and he notices that someone has urinated the message, "BILL SUCKS!" on a wall outside the White House. Furious, he orders the FBI to take urine and handwriting samples from every member of the White House staff and find the culprit immediately. A week later, the FBI director calls. "Mr. President, I have good news and bad news," he says. "The good news is that the urine belongs to Bob Dole." "And the bad news?" Clinton demands. After a slight pause, the director replies, "Sir, the handwriting belongs to your wife!" La Sombra Stinkweed, USA IP Address - pwc.tiac.net Mon Feb 2 22:46:49 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What's the difference between Clinton, and the Titanic? A: Only 200 women went down on the Titanic. Q: What's Bill's definition of safe sex? A: When Hillary is out of town. Q: How does Bill keep Monica Lewinsky away from the White House? A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride. La Sombra Stinkweed, USA IP Address - pwc.tiac.net Mon Feb 2 22:45:09 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Power never takes a back step-only in the face of more power. -Malcolm X La Sombra Stinkweed, USA IP Address - pwc.tiac.net Mon Feb 2 22:35:51 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bitz: Why does it hurt when I pee??????????????? La Sombra Stinkweed, USA IP Address - pwc.tiac.net Mon Feb 2 22:32:18 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dynk: Are you still monitoring this URL? If so, I have one thing to say "Y-AN"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! La Sombra Stinkweed, USA IP Address - pwc.tiac.net Mon Feb 2 22:31:12 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wanderer: Are you out there? If you should happen to see this post, WRITE ME! Please.... La Sombra Stinkweed, USA IP Address - pwc.tiac.net Mon Feb 2 22:27:53 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- PhantoM: It's good to see your feeling better. La Sombra Stinkweed, USA IP Address - pwc.tiac.net Mon Feb 2 22:23:52 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tomorrow is goodbye Karla Day. La Sombra Stinkweed, USA IP Address - pwc.tiac.net Mon Feb 2 22:18:16 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Get the string beans off the lawn!- Someone please tell me how I'm supossed to exist knowing what I know... someone like danielle.. tucson, az USA IP Address - mn-pub70.library.arizona.edu Mon Feb 2 20:45:58 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ~~Phantom~~ aaahhh.... I see now that the grim reaper has relinquished his hold on you, allowing you to return from the nether world, I bid thee welcome, kind sir.... and BTW... in case you didn't hear, on next Sundays X-Files...the storyline was written by none other then.... Stephen King...I believe it's gonna be a "doozey" of a show... Til my return.... äĄä V ~~TTFN~~ GINIA Mountains of black and white, that be what I see.., CO USA IP Address - dialup90.dnvr.uswest.net Mon Feb 2 18:01:58 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Phanty: Honeyed hugs and sugared smooches, lilting laughter, dewed delight... These be gifts for you, dear PhantoM, From your red-curled loving sprite. Missed you bunches! Toodles! Amos USA IP Address - honors9.memphis.edu Mon Feb 2 17:39:31 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- HEY EVERYBODY THERE'S ONLY 27 MINUTES UNTIL 420 GET YOUR BONGS READY!!! STONER BOULDER, CO USA IP Address - 216.denver-02.co.dial-access.att.net Mon Feb 2 17:07:13 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- *A blast of heat opens the door and in walks a figure. The door, covered in the condensation drips slowly. Something familiar is felt,another sensation passes. The figure walks toward the wall to see the mystic writing of a spectre. His eyes widen.* PhantoM, Sound the bells,the dead have awoke! I am pleased to see you have overcome your trials. Good to have you back friend. Thermall USA IP Address - ppp-208-15-98-80.ltrkar.swbell.net Mon Feb 2 17:06:27 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I HAVE TOO MANY WANGS...................POOP. BIG JOHNSON BOULDER, CO USA IP Address - 216.denver-02.co.dial-access.att.net Mon Feb 2 17:02:18 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Good evening people. It's 22.50 GMT. I'm knackered and I'm off to bed cos Ive got to get up at 05.00 to go to work. (another poxy 12 hour shift!) Well somebody's got to do it! Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.167 Mon Feb 2 16:51:46 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Psycho Chick The West is nice country. Although I've never been to Man. or North for that matter. I've been to T.O. twice and I've enjoyed myself, Metro reminds me alot of Van. However, I still can't get over the 401! Something I am sure you must be sick of hearing!! I hope to be back in Ont. sometime soon. Moosehead Canada IP Address - dialin90.oanet.com Mon Feb 2 15:24:26 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- SKIPPY!!! (heh heh this is a fun game!) Moosehead I myself am from Toronto, and I have never been to BC/Man/Sas/Alb before. Hope to soon, though Psycho Chick Canada IP Address - ts11l16.pathcom.com Mon Feb 2 14:46:47 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- LifeÕs lingering lividity dares disturb DeathÕs deep dwelling Ōneath the morbid, moonlit mound. Defying mortal assignment, ethereal extremities excise earthÕs eternal embrace before a gravestone which prematurely proclaims PhantyÕs pitiful passing. Swirling sans shadows the spectre sweeps skyward, stares down the Grim Reaper, and spits in the ghoulÕs eye. "Twas not one debilitating ailment which I have endured, but the tumbling terraces of tertiary sequelae, serially and seamlessly sliding to near oblivion. To my friends here who kept the faith through posts and e-mail, my eternal thanks to you all, for there is no boon to the soul greater than loving remembrance. PhantoM LA, CA USA IP Address - 1cust251.tnt11.lax3.da.uu.net Mon Feb 2 14:32:56 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey guys A friend of mine sent me info via e-mail that telephone companys have filed a proposal with the FCC to impose per minute charges for internet e-mail service. They say that the usage has or will hinder the operation of telephone service. I don't know if this is legit (Skippy, oh master of finding things, can you find this out?), but if it is -we will get screwed in yet another way. The FCC has an e-mail box for comments at: isp@fcc.gov The deadline for comments is Feb. 13, 1998. I will certainly be commenting. Peppermint Patty Maine USA IP Address - rcd1.meaugusta.fsc.usda.gov Mon Feb 2 14:20:03 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Skippy Reboot Hmmm, interesting work. I am somewhat intrigued. Psycho Chick I was about to ask you where out East are you from, but Skippy Reboot has pretty much answered my question for you. Curious, do you ever get out West at all? Moosehead Canada IP Address - dialin70.oanet.com Mon Feb 2 13:21:14 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yes, Dear? Skippy Reboot Locopolis, USA IP Address - a085.m4048-2.etn.infinet.com Mon Feb 2 12:51:59 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- SKIPPY!!! Psycho Chick Canada IP Address - ts20l16.pathcom.com Mon Feb 2 12:35:12 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yo, NINER !! You an anchor-clanker? Skippy Reboot Locopolis, USA IP Address - a085.m4048-2.etn.infinet.com Mon Feb 2 12:32:21 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pan-fried or tropical? Skippy Reboot Locopolis, USA IP Address - a085.m4048-2.etn.infinet.com Mon Feb 2 12:29:16 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- i like fish jade sat clear lake, sd USA IP Address - 209.105.9.202 Mon Feb 2 12:10:28 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Good morning all! Just dropped by for a quick visit. What has been going on during my absence? Raven: A very special hello to you m'lady, I trust all is well with you? Bitz: Good day sir I hope this finds you in good health and spiritts. Has any one heard from PhantoM? I was wondering if he had smpled his Christmas spam yet?LOL! I have recieved new assignment instructions for the Pacific rim. Could be as early as September, or as late as December. I've never been there but the mysterious orient should prove interesting. Now if that Bozo in Iraq will just behave for awhile I may even get there! Have a great day all! NINER El Paso, Tx USA IP Address - ww-pa03.proxy.aol.com Mon Feb 2 11:30:39 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Janet, 2 shows (friday night and saturday) hello everyone! how was everyones weekend? hey janet.... since we're on the dylan subject.... last night Amy sang with one of her buddies (the guy she use to be in the band with.... a little 'jam session' at the apartment so to speak....) and she sang 'tangled up in blue'....... gee, she's awesome.... (ok so i'm a bit bias but so what??) Olivia ma, USA IP Address - p15.ts1.groto.ma.tiac.com Mon Feb 2 10:31:31 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- bitz... how many shows were there? perhaps my friends were at a different show.... janet USA IP Address - stargate.ramapo.edu Mon Feb 2 9:28:51 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ~~Skippy~~ Do I ski to work? I'll say this much... "when I eat a York© Peppermint Patty.. I get the feeling of Swoooishing down the snowy alps, fine white powder blowing up all around me, as I come across the finish line in the winter olympics, bringing home the gold!!" no, I don't ski. I walk every step of the way!! ¾Ą¾ ~U~ Good Day every one.... Til we meet again..... "and it is you, you are the ghost behind my eyes" Ozzy Osbourne {*Ą*} 0 ~~TTFN~~ GINIA i just love the smell of coffee in the morning!!!, CO USA IP Address - dialup115.dnvr.uswest.net Mon Feb 2 8:31:44 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Words to live by: "If you wait 'til the last minute, it only takes a minute" tattoo USA IP Address - 210.123.159.41 Mon Feb 2 8:21:38 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Seen on a wall in a club in Seoul Korea "Visualize Whirled Peas" Made ME laugh tattoo USA IP Address - 210.123.159.41 Mon Feb 2 8:11:53 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." Kristen NY USA IP Address - h229-47.mohawk.albany.edu Mon Feb 2 0:01:26 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Skippy, I agree,unimpeached but not unscathed. I worry most about B.J.'s rush to use our nuclear payloads.What effects will this bring? It's clear that Maddas is P-sychotic but... "We all live on one planet,and it will all go up in smoke." -Megadeth"Set the world afire" Thermall USA IP Address - ppp-208-15-98-194.ltrkar.swbell.net Sun Feb 1 21:59:51 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- The smartest person in the world is not the person who knows the most, but the person who learns best from his mistakes. FireFreak IP Address - advchasppp14.advant.com Sun Feb 1 19:27:53 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- My clock says that it's 22.00 GMT rules Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.170 Sun Feb 1 16:01:57 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Confucius made sense! Wibble Wibble. 3 blocks of cheese please. Julie MZ Crewe, England IP Address - 194.205.138.170 Sun Feb 1 15:59:21 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- CONFUCIOUS SAY: CROWDED ELEVATOR SMELL DIFFERENT TO MIDGETS S.BARRUCCI pinellas park, fl USA IP Address - 1cust176.tnt3.st-petersburg.fl.da.uu.net Sun Feb 1 15:33:22 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Psycho Chick I hope we're still friends, now that I've broken your anonymity. Just think what could happen if some really nefarious miscreant wanted to track/hack/crack you. It's not really that hard. My advice is to have nothing to hide. Raven I don't know that it's possible to be too knowledgeable. It is a mistake to be narrow, insulated and arrogant. A successful marriage requires mutuality and reciprocity; tolerance and humility; desire, not need; freedom and willingness to grow--independently and together; and the ability to fight fairly. I have found that it's most important to know where I'm going before choosing a companion for the journey. Not that I've always remembered or done these things: this is my fifth marriage. This is some of the wisdom I've gleaned from my many mistakes. I had to learn most of it on my own, because I was too hard-headed and needy to heed the wisdom of those who had "been there-done that." Yet, I believe that there are no detours in life. It's all important. GINIA Are you skiing to work? Thermall "...hmmm" ? I predict that Billy Jeff is gonna get out of it. Not untarnished, but unimpeached. Whaddaya say? Skippy Reboot Locopolis, USA IP Address - a073.m4048-2.etn.infinet.com Sun Feb 1 15:13:34 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- To A Friend "There is a gulf that none may ever span, The yawning gulf that sunders soul from soul, Thro' which the dark mysterious waters roll Wherein so many chequered hopes are drown'd (For no one ever sought the depths to sound But added something to the sorry toll); And vainly thro' the mist we strive to scan What lies beyond - or if there be a goal. Yet sometimes, when upon the path I tire, I see your eyes enkindled clear and bright With that one spark of penetrating sight Which in the eyes of all the world I miss; Then suddenly across the great abyss There glimmers, as it seems, a point of light - One answering glow of sympathetic fire To cheer the lonely traveller thro' the night." - Gilbert Thomas Hope all is well with everyone! :) D`Arcy USA IP Address - iax-lufkin-ppp0002.iamerica.net Sun Feb 1 15:08:08 1998 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bitz, That's sound advice. I can see you are strong in your marriage, because you began with the good. I am not married,but I have friends who are and in the age group of which you speak. Many of who are now married and trying to find their way out. Many who married at 19 & 20 and are miserable