Number of Censored Words in this Document=0 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- St.Joe Girl, Virgos are (in my opinion) really cool. And, yes, you guys are perfectionists. You told me you live with another Virgo, my source says that two Virgos in the same family get along very well, but some difficulties may arise if you become too critical of each other or undermine each other's confidence. All in all, though, you guys work good to keep things tidy and clean. You guys are very wity and funny.You're also: -gentle with the helpless -sympatetic -organized -dedicated -charming -helpful Physical Appearance: -high forehead -eyelids are often veiled -nose is straight -jaw is broad Fault 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- One Hot Momma, If you're talking about Cable Guy, it totally sucks (in my opinion) Fault 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Speaking of Smurfs, I got p!ssed off at my friend 'cause he said I looked like one, just because I have blue hair. Fault 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I know some people who like Courtney Love, and it sometimes sickens me. Fault 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jasonmouse: I believe it goes- If a tree falls on a mime and no one is around to hear it, does anyone care? Red Moon 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault: Yes, Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Smashing Pumpkins, Alice in Chains, Soundgarden all rock. What about Toadies, Nixons, Super 8, and Lenny Kravitz? Red Moon 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- By the way, if you're actually reading these things....BOY do you need a life. (almost as much as we contributors do) paradox 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bitz is here. Bitz has always been here, bitz is reading, reading, reading...like those before me. the great risk takers of the world. The ones that ask the age old question and then die at the hand of the narrow minded fool who fears what he don't know " Whats your sign", "gilligan's island", "smurfs", "stupid jokes, and bad taste in music", "days of our lives", are these your thoughts and quotes that you chose too enter "trees falling on mimes" thats a sad thought, thats almost a non-thought. this wall is monitored. so watch your language and (if there is any future at all for mankind) be creative! Can I get an amen my brothers and sisters. praise god and the little baby jesus, and mary who had a baby with out sex. ya, thats a good one, Is there a doctor on the planet that can explain the conception process to these people... ya see? creative.......... oh, and one more thing. I saw "the cable guy" ! it sucked. but you may like it.... over and out.... ...........Hello pal. BITZ 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault Can you tell me about Pisces? Gumby 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- im sorry HM!!!!! ill stop, i didnt know i shouldnt do what i did i just learned it from someone, and figured i would try it SORRY!! Moi 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana I coasted right past Hardees drive thru window. Luckily I wasn't going to fast. I was able to stop in their parking lot, and walk the rest of the way to work. No coffee that day! I saw a psychic once. He told me that I had 2 guardian angels watching over me because I worried so much. They were definitely taking care of me that day. St. Joe Girl 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- One Hot Mamma I saw Cable Guy. It was ... strange. I loved Ace Ventura and Dumb & Dumber. I wouldn't pay to see this one again, I'm not sure if I would pay to rent the video. It was like they couldn't decide if it was supposed to be "Jim Carey funny" or dark & menacing. It was not bad...just alittle off center. St. Joe Girl (the Roger Ebert of St. Joe 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Does anyone remember the Green Acres theme song? Green Acres is the place to be, Farm living is the life for me, Land spreading out so far and wide, Keep Manhattan but give me that country side. New York is where I'd rather stay, I get allergic smelling hay, I appreciate a penthouse view, Keep Manhattan but give me Park Avenue. There may be more....isn't scary to think what I must have forgotten to make room in my brain for this? St. Joe Girl 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bunny, Welcome Back, whence you came! The Shadow 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana, I think you mean ALLEGRA, HMmmmmmmmmmmm! I didn't know there was an ordinance against the use of her name, or is it like beetlejuice, it's o.k. as long as you don't say it three times? The Shadow 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dimitrios, Sounds like you don't like it here. Ain't life a beach?! Just cuz things is censored, don't mean you can't say what you gotta say. Where there's a will, there's a way. The Shadow 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Big Mamma, I hope star get's better soon, that sounds like an awful place to get poison ivy. The Shadow 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm surrounded by pogonip! Anyone have an ice pick????? The Shadow 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jason Mouse (r lauzon) in Ontario CA If you're in a space ship traveling faster than the speed of light, and turn your lights on: IT WILL GIVE YOU A NICE GLOW..... FRUMS 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- St. Joe Girl; That will teach you not to go to Hardees. pal 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hot Mama; I've seen the new Jim Carrey movie, and I probably won't be the only person to tell you that it was nothing but a waste of good film. I enjoyed most of his other movies too, so my opinion has no bias. Roz 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pal- Honalulu? Coolo loco 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I liked TBW a lot better without FRAMES! Coolo loco 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault- I like about half of those bands. I also like Everclear, Seven Mary Three, Alanis Morisette, Led Zepplin, Bush, Boyz 2 Men, R Kelly, Seal, ... Coolo loco 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- All the major research on the effectiveness of DARE shows that it has no impact on the rate of drug use by children who go through DARE training. N.D 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- DOSE ANYONE LISTEN TO COOL MUSIC!!!!! METALLICA PANTERA KoRn deftones MINISTRY FEAR FACTORY MEGADETH MISFITS YOUR MOM!!!!!!!!!!!! Curtis 7/10/96 Number of Censored Words in this Document=0 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gumby: Oui,je parle un peu de francais. Pourquoi? (and it's est-ce qu'...not est qu') Red Moon 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Come night, come Romeo, come thou day in night. For thou wilt lie upon the wings of night whiter than new snow on a ravens back. Come night, come loving, black-browed night,give me my Romeo, And, when he shall die, take him and cut him up in little stars. And he will make the face of heaven so fine that all the world will be in love with night and pay no attention to the garish sun.... Red Moon (I love shakespeare) 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana, I didn't say men were not cruel but I at least like to look the person in eyes as I twist the knife. Please don't think I am all that cruel but I do try to be honest. Vlad 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- How profetic you are becoming Gumby see how good influences can rub off on a person. I was refering to Pal, Big Mama, Bitz and all the other profets out there. Vlad 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- To the person who was wondering how to post. YOU DID IT!!!!! Let us all clap our fins (oops I should say hands) Vlad 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- A sign in the Oklahoma City Zoo said Don't throw things into the seal tank. It was really a tank filled with sea lions. I thought that one of the biologests could tell the difference. Vlad 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey did you guys know that the 30th of June was a blue moon. Oh how smurfy. Vlad 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gumby, your picture looked more like a vampire going in for the kill. I LIKE IT! Vlad 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- to anonemus. sex: allot age: older than allot people Vlad no I didn't get it or mabey I do? 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dingleberry, be glad you don't live in Alaska. They tried to make that bug the state bird. They will bite you through blue jeans up here and they were fur coats. Vlad not the only blood sucker in Alaska 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Alice I prefer seeing you in chains. Vlad 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey Yo-man, did you know that a yoman in the Navy or Coast Guard is the person who works in the offices maintaining personell records. Vlad 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Red Moon, that is cool if you can do it. Three cheers for you. Vlad 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana, Doughnuts are fried in a deepfat frier. That is why they are greasy up here where I live at. I prefer danish's because they are baked and I know that they are more fattening. I used to be a baker and a cook. Vlad 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey I need to go and play plumber. They faucet on the tub is dripping and I have to go repace a washer and reseat the fitting. Have fun you all. Vlad 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Coolo loco, Good point.... spite is a nasty thing... no pun nitended. Lana 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- YUVAL What is wrong with your email?? I haven't been able to respond (to what you sent me) all weekend!!! (Especially Sunday!) What gives? Lana 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- BITZ True, MOST of Canada... but Pal asked about WINDSOR. Lana 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- NITECRUISER Even though misspellings (two s's?) really bother me (ESPECIALLY my own), I must say, in defense of some of us, that even though my word processing program has a spellchecker, my Netscape program does not. Lana 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- The New Person You already know how. Lana 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- The New Person The wall only has new postings Monday thru Friday. Hey, speaking of this, HM Is the wall going to be up this Thurdsay? Friday? Lana 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Anonemus I'm through telling my age here Female. From a Chicago suburb.... (Those of you who know my age just keep your mouths shut, please.) YOU? Lana 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- GUMBY I don't speak French, but I think I know what you said. You asked if anyone speaks it, right? Well, I speak English and Spanish (Spanish not quite as well, but not bad). Lana 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm sorry..... & 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- AYE In Spanish, it's "ay." There are no silent letters in Spanish... at least not that I can think of at this moment, anyways. NOT jumping down your throat! Just telling you. Lana 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- AYE In case you really do speak Spanish regularly, my name is not a joke, it really is Lana... I am not of Latin descent, but I speak Spanish, and I know what lana means... The funny thing is, my mom double majored in college, and one of her majors was Spanish.... you'd think she would have known better! Doh. Lana 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Music Wizard I agree with all those choices execpt country--it's just about the only thing I listen to, aside from some "pop" love songs.... Lana 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ms. Kitty I LOVE them! Sure, forward to me whatever you have! I'd love it! : ) Lana 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- A NONY MOUSE Gee, like I haven't heard THAT one a thousand times! Do you expect me to take offense at such a petty and lame reamrk? You do? Oh, sorry to disappoint you. P.S. If you think the wall is sh!t, then leave. I'm sure no one would miss you. Lana 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- A NONY MOUSE Aww... all that poetic talent wasted.... Lana 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana, Just because it says that Geminis don't like kids, doesn't necessarily mean that it's true. You'll probably find that many of the caracteristics of your sign apply to your personality or how you look. For example: (I don't know if this is true or not,) Geminis; -like to be around people -like to talk on the phone -dislikes listening to endless complaints -likes getting to the bottom of things Physical Appearance; -body usually slim -generally tall -strong and actives -long arms and legs -fleshy hands -very fine eyes -moves quickly -expressive hands There's lots more, but I don't know if you're actually interested in hearing about all this astrology stuff. I personally think it's really cool Fault 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- New Person, Even if you don't know what you're doing, you did it right. You won't see your message until the next day. Fault 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is MIT calling, 5:13 am.Just posting to let everybody know I'm still here. One more thing, ah..... nevermind. Jo-Bitz 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana: The l-waor is L*WYER. I was told not to use this word in civilized society, but maybe americans like them. Yuval the cannibal 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How many l*wyers were killed in car accidendts during the last year A: Not enough! Yuval the cannibal 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vlad: Actually, I like my stakes BLOODY Yuval the cannibal 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Coolo loco: Do you want a complete list of animals that kill each other without reason? There is not enough space here, but youcan start with dogs, rats, lots of fish species, birds, and so on. Yuval the cannibal 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Anonemus, No way, dude. It's not that easy. This ain't no "chat room". We don't choose to be friends by age/sex! You gotta communicate if wanna know who's here... Narghile Dab hand 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Joe Bitz; I'm surprised you got the quiz wrong. Look at the map. Directly above Windsor Ontario, Canada is Detroit Michigan. So far only Lana got the question correct. The answer was the U S A. pal 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nightcruiser; I'm not afraid of ghosts, my house is haunted by the prior owner who died in it. I bought it from the estate a year later. Even the tenants they had would not stay after she died. pal 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Evian; Didn't you realize that EVIAN spelled backwards spells NAIVE? pal 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- New person; A MIRACLE has happened, you posted. WELCOME to our wall, where do you come from? Male or Feperson? pal 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- CRUNCH & MUNCH; Good bye, I will miss you but it is about time you get replaced with a new more powerful unit. You have grown slower with age, and just take up too' much space for what you are worth. pal 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana; I can not take the responsibility for coming up with Luap. IT is all Pauls doing. He always spells his name backwards in our correspondence, probrably because we are both named Paul. I even use it as his nickname on my e-mail directory. As for Pal, those are my initials. Paul Adrian L. Pauluap, pal 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ya know, I was thinkin'. (don't you hate it when I do that!) Like many people I have two arms. My girlfriend spends almost every weekend at my place. What if I simply said "I'm not comming out"? Would there be a stand off? Would I be barbequed as a cult leader? After all, I have small arms and an inocent woman, and I don't want to go outside. I bet the Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms (isn't that a lovely combination) would have a field day!!! N.D 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kukaburra sits in the old gum tree, Counting all the monkeys he can see, Laugh Kukaburra, laugh kukaburra That's not a monkey, that's me! Old Brownie song, used to know the 2nd verse, used to know the hand motions too. St. Joe Girl (former Brownie) 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sugar Sugar I got that record on the back of a cereal box when I was a kid. Played it over and over and over. Archies Rule! St. Joe Girl 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Anyone out there from Missouri? My best friend is considering moving there (because her husband wants to). I asked what was in Missouri - she said "Nothing, that's why he wants to move there." Exactly what would attract someone to move to Missouri? St. Joe Girl 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear HM, I Love You, Man! Big Mamma, the pin cushion 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Ms Kitty, Thanks for the compliment!I work harder on the home pages lately, than on the crocheting. Gotta get started on stuff for the shows. Our page changes often so stop by & check out the changes around th 15th of every month. Big Mamma 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yo mama is so stupid she got stuck in a grocery store and starved to death !!!!!!!!!!! I BET YOU GUYS HATE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YO MAMA IS SO FAT YOU PUT 4 QUATERS IN HER AND A BAG OF DORITOS COMES OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEE YA LATER.BIATCH!!!!!!!!!!!! CURTIS THE GREAT 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hi everyone, I didn't post all weekend, my computer is acting weird, lately. Hopefully my new one will be ready tonite or tomorrow. It is being built to my specifications. pal 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault; I speak french, I am Quebecois. I haven't been there for a long time. pal 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vlad the smurf keeper; 3 hours of daylite, wow, perfect for your name. pal 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana; Donuts have always been fried since their begining. Some arse came out with a baked donut about 8 years ago, and ruined the taste of them. I love to fry donuts, they are so good when still warm and greasy. pal 7/2/96 Number of Censored Words in this Document=0 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- HM Thanks for the new name and e-mail you gave me. Yuval the cannibal 7/3/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- St. Joe Girl: I don't live in Missouri but I just got back from there ( I was on vacation). It is nice by the lake, Osage beach area, but other than that, I can't see why anyone would want to live there. There are NO good radio stations! Red Moon 7/3/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pal I also speak French, but not as good as the people in Quebec. They have an accent that I sometimes can't understand. Fault 7/3/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Anyone here going to LOLLAPALOOZA this summer? I'm leaving in two days. I dyed my hair blue for the occasion. Fault 7/3/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Music Wizard, I agree with your choice of poopty music, except for the fact that I happen to love Nirvana. I don't necessarily hate Hole as a band, but I do hate Courtney Love as a result of some nasty evidence that I read that proved allegations about her. Fault 7/3/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yuval- I consider spite a reason. Coolo loco 7/3/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault- I love horoscopes. What can you tell me about Scorpios? Coolo loco 7/3/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- My favorite insult of all time: If you had another brain, it would be terribly lonely. Coolo loco 7/3/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- confusious says "never snort coke..you might get an ice cube stuck u p your nose." lara 7/3/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- It's better to regret something you did than something you didn't do. -words of the great Red Hot Chili Peppers fault 7/3/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Anyone out there watch THE LATE SHOW WITH DAVID LETTERMAN? That's what I'm watching right now. Yesterday was pretty funny, he totally dissed his mother. It was kind of mean, though. So, tell me, where do you guys all live? Roz and I live way down here in Timmins Ontario Canada. Population is about 50 000. It's pretty boring down here, there's never anything to do except watch David Letterman and Days Of Our Lives. It is now time for the Top Ten List(Top ten things the President would do if aliens invaded America) See you guys all Monday! Fault 7/3/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vlad I knew, and saw it. It wasn't blue though. How disappionting. I how many people actually thought it would be blue? Daphne 7/3/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey There Friends & Others, Just so you know , I officially have a heart--My EKG came out nearly normal. I just love it when a plan comes together!! Big Papa's grilling shark steaks for me, and ribs for everyone else on the fourth. I'll be baking cookies and napolians for Star, MASTER OF ALL REALITY, Big Papa,& myself(as well as any droppers by). Have a really great weekend! Big Mamma(the dieter) 7/3/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Have a Safe and Happy Independence day! St. Joe Girl (still love fireworks) 7/3/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Big Mamma Will do! Ms Kitty 7/3/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- YO MAMA IS SO SHORT SHE SITS ON A CURB AND HER LEGS DANGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TELL ME WHEN EVER GUYS THINK I AM ANNOYING. YOUR MOM!BIATCH!!! CURTIS THE GREAT 7/3/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- If Elvis was such a great man... Why is he buried in the backyard like a hamster Sparky 7/3/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Well, I'd love to hang out and shoot the breeze, but I have a mountain to climb, a stream to bathe in, adn a national forest to trip in..... See ya'll Monday! N.D 7/3/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault, Have you ever heard of the Foo Fighters? They really rock! Roz 7/3/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you can't take the kitchen, get out of the heat. rain 7/3/96 Number of Censored Words in this Document=0 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault, I live where it is light and dark all day at alternate times of the year. It is the Northern most ice free port in North America. We also have allot of large oil tankers going through here and the tanker in the movie Waterworld was named after my fair city. Vlad 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Big Mama, Shark steaks now I have to wipe the drool off of my key board. How smurfy:*) Vlad 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- VLAD Re: Cruelty. Okay, I'll give you that much. But then you at least give me this: Not all women are the same, either. Lana 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- VLAD Wow, and all this time I thought doughnuts were baked. No matter, I still love them. Lana 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- FAULT Liking kids IS a personality trait, I think. As to the rest: Like to be around people--Generally yes, but a lot of people get on my nerves. Like to talk on the phone--Only to certain people. Dislike endless complaints--OH, YEAH. That REALLY bugs me. Like getting to the bottom of things--Very much so... that's what got me into trouble here on the wall a couple of weeks ago. Slim--That's what they tell me. Tall--Sort of... about 5'7". Strong and Active--Yes, I am an athlete (sp) and proud of it. Long arms and legs--Well, long legs... I suppose the arms are a given then. Fleshy Hands--Yes, and I hate them Very fine eyes--Depends on how you mean "fine." Guys seem to like them, if that's what you mean. I think that my eyes are my most expressive feature. Moves quickly--I can't sit still for very long, and I walk much faster than most people.... Expres! Unknown 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- My favorite insult of all time: I refuse to have a battle of the wits with an unarmed person. Lana 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- HM I guess that means no, huh? The wall isn't up today? (The 4th of July)??? : ) Lana 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Smile like a donut! Beav Beav 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- My Dixie Wrecked lblprk 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Individual Liberty, not Group Rights... Free Speech, not Political Correctness ... Protection against Unreasonable Search & Seizure, not Asset Forfiture without a Trial... Bear & Use of Arms, not hopeless 911 calls to police who may or may not show up... Equality under The Law, not Favouritism by Salary or Political Position... Freedom to teach my Children my religion, not State Indoctrination & Sanctioning... c'mon people now, smile on your brother, everybody get together; gonna love one another right now... voting Libertarian '96 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- On the 27th I asked the question "Where was the first donut fryed?" Since I have read, on the TBW about baked donuts and have even been told by Lana that Donuts are not baked. I never said they were baked. Anyway the answer is Greece/Grease Dewy give a French seal 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey all I want you all to know that LARA and LANA are two different people... "Lara" wasn't me making a typo. : ) Just wanted to clear the air before we had a real mess on our hands! : ) LaNa 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- "If life is a one shot deal...why the hell is everyone acting crazy?" Sam 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- HM "I have the morals of......"???? What does that have to do with having a safe holiday? Anything, or were you just babbling again?!?! J/K HM, I love ya. : ) Lana 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- HEY I miss ya'll on the weekends.... email me if you want to (pippin@theramp.net), or give me your address and I'll email you. I mean, I DO talk to some of you (you know who you are), but I miss the rest of you, too..... {[(P.S. Whose initials are JP (I don't want to say the name, so he doesn't get mad), and why don't you WRITE BACK to follow up that confusing note (about doughnuts) that you sent me?)]} Thanks! : ) See ya'll later! ; ) Lana 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHADOW or PAL Do either of you know if "you-know-who" is ever going to come back to the wall? Lana 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sorry, I think I sent that twice! : ) Lana 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I just got back from Lollapalooza! It was awesome. The mosh pit wasn't as annoying as last year, although, I did get crushed by a body surfer and he broke my sunglasses. But that's o.k. Soundgarden kicked *ss. Some guy went body surfing in his wheelchair during The Ramones. I got some really wicked pictures. Roz, are you reading this? If so, then tell the nice people how great that was. It still didn't beat Foo Fighters, though. Pretty close, but not quite. Did anyone see my father on Much Music on Thursday night at 9pm? He kissed Sook Yin Lee on the cheek and said "hi" to Timmins. My friends and I went in Speaker's Corner. Fault 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off. Amen. "Call me treasue hunter, or I'll rip your lungs out!"- Locke "Thou art such a pain in the-! Confound it all I'm starting to talk like you!"-Sabin "How rude of me to turn my back on a lady!"-Edgar "Thou! Thou!... Thou! Thou!"- Gau "Edgar, you pinhead! Why do you have to live in the middle of nowhere?! I hate these recon jobs...... Ahem... There is sand on my boots."-Kefka Heh, heh, heh... STAR'S BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ">Lana 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Curtis, You're annoying. N.D 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault I've always interested in that sort of stuff. What does your source say about Libra? I live in Fremont, CA, in the San Francisco Bay area. Way too hot. Daphne 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey, is this thing on? Um? running, talking, building, looking, drinking, sleeping, searching mending, flying, burning, greeting, owning, sending, drowning rowing Roach 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wow! My brakes completely went out as I was pulling up at Hardees to order my coffee this a.m. Now my hubby is all greasy in the garage, cussing alot. I think that means my brakes will be fixed soon! St. Joe Girl (guardian angels were at Hardees today) 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- We just updated our browser, and I can't decide which I like better! Coolo loco 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey everybody!!!!!! Bunny here....I hope this gets up. I've been trying for the last couple of days and my computer is freakin' !!!! Iwant to say a big HELLO to Big Mamma,Ace of spades(where are ya?), Lana,St.Joe girl,VLAD9cool new name man I love vamps!!!!),Pal,Coolo Loco,N.D.,YUVAL,Allegra and Shadow and anybody I left out...just like I get left out of those lists ALL the time...LOL I'M BACK!!!!!!! The Bunny (HM,of course your hello is automatic! ) 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sorry I've been gone so long (for those of you who care) I was feeling a bit withdrawn and unsocial....It was bad enough to have to go to work and pretend to be happy and friendly...when I got home I just slept and ate....bad combo...LOL! Man my eyes hurt the other night from reading all last months postings!OUCH!!!!! Bunny the red eyed... 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- YUVAL.... in regards to your last e mail to me....it's supposed to say Michael and Darcie not just Michael...now come on...cut it out , you know I'm a girl!!!!!! Don't ya?!? I am going to wait and see what the next "exciting " (ha ha) topic of the wall will be ...instead of rehashing all the old stuff....so I shall leave for now.... The Bunnster!!!!! ==: >) 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Salut Red Moon, Ca va? Gumby 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vlad, about me beoming profetin and all, ........is that meant to be a good or bad thing? Gumby 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- TO ALL WHO POSTED TO ME: sorry about me making a fuss about not knowing how to post I did not know that the posts came up the next day thanks for telling me! New Person 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault, I too am going to Lollapolooza. Maybe I'll see you there! Actually, by the time you get to read this, we will already have seen the show. Roz 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana! your right about what i said in french! that was grrreeeeeat (as tony the tiger would say!) i wouldnt be able to do that in another language i didnt know Gumby 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pal ya know? i never noticed that, all those many many years of drinking evian, and i never noticed that Evian (a.k.a. Naive) 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- St. Joe Girl I used to sing "Kukaburra" in girl scouts too! in my ol' troop #3, i remember! but we sand the original version kukaberrya sits in the old gum tree merry merry king of the bush is he laugh kukaberra, laugh kukaberra leave some there for me Kukaberra 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ST JOE GIRL!!!!!! you dont know anyplace on the web where you can download SUGAR SUGAR do you? I absolutly LOVE that song! last summer, i volunteered at a day campo for kids we held a talent contest, and the kids had to have a dance contest to SUGAR SUGAR it was ssssssooooooooooooo much fun, we drove them crazy, because we played it over and over and over it was GREAT! Sugar Sugar 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Man, i wish i were going to Lalapalooza, but its all sold out. And i LOVE LOVE LOVE Dave Letterman! i saw that top ten list, I just love dave, and his space between his two front teeth and, oh yeah i hate courtney love too The Music Wizard 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- July fifth>>>> Never trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and Lives. Cornfuzzed 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- DEMOCRACY IS THE PLUTOCRACY OF THE IGNORANT Ben 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you're not cornfuzzed, ya babbent bin pain tension Cornfuzzed 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Beans Beans, Good For Your Heart, The More You Eat, The More You...... Beano 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Does anyone know the full theme to Gilligans Island? Gilly 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault, I think you're alone on the Days of Our Lives' bit! Roz 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I love PHISH! Natalie 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why did I have to leave camp Good News when I was getting to know a nice girl named Bethany?? The Man Nathan 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Save the whalers......FRY WILLY!!!!!!!! anonymous 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- knock knock... who's there? Amy Fisher Amy Fisher wh--BLAM! anonymous 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- knock knock whos there? little boy blue little boy blue who? Micheal Jackson.... anonymous 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- If pigs could fly....would birds wallow in their own filth? anonymous 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Alanis Morisette - Jagged Little Pill Annie Lennox - Medusa Belinda Carlisle - Heaven On Earth Carlos Santana - Spirits Dancing In The Flesh Carlos Santana - Blues For Salvador Carly Simon - Have You Seen Me Lately David Lanz - Solstice Enya - Shepherd Moon Pretenders - Last Of The Independents U2 - Joshua Tree Nitecruiser 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana - You're right - Navigator does not include a spell-checker. I wonder why they were so negligent. I write my input into my word processor, spell-check, then cut and paste to the Navigator form. Tedious but rewarding. Maybe a script to do that automatically? I will work on that, right after I write a script to type 'cacroll@ix.netcom.com' into each of the several dozen places I type that by hand. The most tedious Internet activity I can think of right now. Nitecruiser 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- as a first time visitor to this site i have a very important piece of advice FOR SAFE OPERATION OF THIS SITE PLEASE REFRAIN FROM DRINKING. THERE EXISTS A GREAT POSSIBILITY THAT YOU MAY NARF (NOSE-BARF) THE LIQUID THERBY DAM Unknown 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hi everyone; Missed you all yesterday, spent the day configuring my new computer. Speedy-Speedy-Speedy. It is smaller than the last, 4 times as powerful, 4 times the RAM, 4 times the hard drive, has Mpeg and all. BIG MOMMA: Hope you are having a nice 4th, glad all your tests came out ok. I have cross-stiches on my neck and temple till next monday (I think they did a lobotomy-that's what Shadow says I look like). I have Windows 95 now and after a day I like it. I just have to get used to the new doo-dads. I'm 14 years older than you are and love change (sometimes). You might be a pin cushion, but I'm a cross stitch pattern. pal 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Did you know if you place a glass of cold water and a glass of hot water at the bottom of your deep freeze, the hot one freezes first? Well you do now. Neth 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- What are people for ? & 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- An excerpt from Rudyard Kipling's The Jungle Book: "The Law of the Jungle...forbids every beast to eat Man... Man is the weakest and most defenceless of all living things, and it is unsportsmanlike to touch him." Coolo loco 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vlad; Gargemel...NOT. I am not blue nor do I live in mushrooms in the woods. Although I have been known to have sampled some in my hay-day. Do you have mushrooms growing in Alaska for the smurfs? pal 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hope everyone had a nice 4th weekend. It was hot here and enjoyed by all. At least when I wasn't working. Maybe when I become a computer weenie, I will have my week-ends off. I'm sick of working them, but nurses have to. pal 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- THIS PLACE ROCKS the perfect place to set a spell and read the grafiti. flatus 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey get that camera out of my face. Paranoid 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey! Where is everybody? This john is empty this week. pal 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vlad: I have a delicious idea. Why don't you cross a smurf with a salmon. You could become rich serving BLUE SALMON. Last night we had fried fresh smelts, sauted scallops and shrimp on linguini with alfredo sauce. pal 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- So, how was your weekend? N.D 7/8/96 Number of Censored Words in this Document=2 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- It so hot, I feel hot. The heat has effected my mind. The little devil 8/9/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hello Chardy, sorry to hear about the heat. poiuytrewq 8/9/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I knew that would not get posted... Just testing. poiuytrew 8/9/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gargemel, to bad about the smurf party. I just go home land have spagettie with smurf and garlic sauce. Vlad 8/9/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana, Watch out they raided my computer and found out that you have a hard time with smurfs. Now they are heading your direction. Oops, it looks like they made a pit stop at Pal's. Vlad 8/9/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vlad: Thanks! The move was a little crazy. We were still packing on the very last day! But it wasn't too bad. Red Moon 8/9/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana: I care. Where are you going? Red Moon 8/9/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- How many men does it take to clean a bathroom.....none it's WOMAN'S work!! BUTCH 8/9/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- just when you thought it was safe to post your feeble thoughts.... he is back. bitz 8/9/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- BITZ,BITZ,BITZ, BITZ BITZ, BITZ, BITZ. the wizard of the wall. bitz 8/9/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- who dare approach and speak the world with BITZ? BITZ 8/9/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey There DEREK(~:} I Love you without knowing you. You are a special gift to us all. I hope you are as happy as you make others feel. Big Mamma, with lots of love 8/9/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey There People!!!! I Just want you all to know that I don't have a high blood pressure problem The medicine is to clear up a bad case of edema. The doctor assured me there is not a problem with my BP. Big Mamma 8/9/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Spot; No it isn't your system, but yesterday every posting got repeated. Must be a campaign promise there somewhere. pal 8/9/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- bONJOURNO!! HELLO EVERYONE!!!! I'M BAAAAAAACKKKKKK!!!! OK, IVE GOT A LOT OF PASTA, SO A FULL ROUND OF PASTA FOR EVERYBODY, MY TREAT!!!! MAMA-MIA, I GOT A LOTTA MAIL TO READ ITS GONNA TAKE ME JUST AS LONG TO READ IT, AS I WAS AWAY!! A TEN HOUR FLIGHT......AYE AYE AYE....... BAD PLANE FOOD, NO ONE WHO SPEAKS ENGLISH AROUND ME..... BUT A GOOD MOVIE, SO THAT WAS GREAT.... CIAO! ~GUMBY!!!!!! :) 8/9/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- bibite! bibite! bibite! (thats the only word i learned!) ~GUMBY!!!!!! :) 8/9/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vlad I like the mandatory jail sentence at the end of their term! Ms. Kitty 8/9/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pal GOOD! There should be more people out there like you! Ms. Kitty 8/9/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- yes, even in 1996 i think he would ... not spot 8/9/96 Number of Censored Words in this Document=0 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- St.Joe Girl, Virgos are (in my opinion) really cool. And, yes, you guys are perfectionists. You told me you live with another Virgo, my source says that two Virgos in the same family get along very well, but some difficulties may arise if you become too critical of each other or undermine each other's confidence. All in all, though, you guys work good to keep things tidy and clean. You guys are very wity and funny.You're also: -gentle with the helpless -sympatetic -organized -dedicated -charming -helpful Physical Appearance: -high forehead -eyelids are often veiled -nose is straight -jaw is broad Fault 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- One Hot Momma, If you're talking about Cable Guy, it totally sucks (in my opinion) Fault 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Speaking of Smurfs, I got p!ssed off at my friend 'cause he said I looked like one, just because I have blue hair. Fault 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I know some people who like Courtney Love, and it sometimes sickens me. Fault 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jasonmouse: I believe it goes- If a tree falls on a mime and no one is around to hear it, does anyone care? Red Moon 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault: Yes, Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Smashing Pumpkins, Alice in Chains, Soundgarden all rock. What about Toadies, Nixons, Super 8, and Lenny Kravitz? Red Moon 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- By the way, if you're actually reading these things....BOY do you need a life. (almost as much as we contributors do) paradox 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bitz is here. Bitz has always been here, bitz is reading, reading, reading...like those before me. the great risk takers of the world. The ones that ask the age old question and then die at the hand of the narrow minded fool who fears what he don't know " Whats your sign", "gilligan's island", "smurfs", "stupid jokes, and bad taste in music", "days of our lives", are these your thoughts and quotes that you chose too enter "trees falling on mimes" thats a sad thought, thats almost a non-thought. this wall is monitored. so watch your language and (if there is any future at all for mankind) be creative! Can I get an amen my brothers and sisters. praise god and the little baby jesus, and mary who had a baby with out sex. ya, thats a good one, Is there a doctor on the planet that can explain the conception process to these people... ya see? creative.......... oh, and one more thing. I saw "the cable guy" ! it sucked. but you may like it.... over and out.... ...........Hello pal. BITZ 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault Can you tell me about Pisces? Gumby 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- im sorry HM!!!!! ill stop, i didnt know i shouldnt do what i did i just learned it from someone, and figured i would try it SORRY!! Moi 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana I coasted right past Hardees drive thru window. Luckily I wasn't going to fast. I was able to stop in their parking lot, and walk the rest of the way to work. No coffee that day! I saw a psychic once. He told me that I had 2 guardian angels watching over me because I worried so much. They were definitely taking care of me that day. St. Joe Girl 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- One Hot Mamma I saw Cable Guy. It was ... strange. I loved Ace Ventura and Dumb & Dumber. I wouldn't pay to see this one again, I'm not sure if I would pay to rent the video. It was like they couldn't decide if it was supposed to be "Jim Carey funny" or dark & menacing. It was not bad...just alittle off center. St. Joe Girl (the Roger Ebert of St. Joe 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Does anyone remember the Green Acres theme song? Green Acres is the place to be, Farm living is the life for me, Land spreading out so far and wide, Keep Manhattan but give me that country side. New York is where I'd rather stay, I get allergic smelling hay, I appreciate a penthouse view, Keep Manhattan but give me Park Avenue. There may be more....isn't scary to think what I must have forgotten to make room in my brain for this? St. Joe Girl 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bunny, Welcome Back, whence you came! The Shadow 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana, I think you mean ALLEGRA, HMmmmmmmmmmmm! I didn't know there was an ordinance against the use of her name, or is it like beetlejuice, it's o.k. as long as you don't say it three times? The Shadow 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dimitrios, Sounds like you don't like it here. Ain't life a beach?! Just cuz things is censored, don't mean you can't say what you gotta say. Where there's a will, there's a way. The Shadow 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Big Mamma, I hope star get's better soon, that sounds like an awful place to get poison ivy. The Shadow 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm surrounded by pogonip! Anyone have an ice pick????? The Shadow 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jason Mouse (r lauzon) in Ontario CA If you're in a space ship traveling faster than the speed of light, and turn your lights on: IT WILL GIVE YOU A NICE GLOW..... FRUMS 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- St. Joe Girl; That will teach you not to go to Hardees. pal 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hot Mama; I've seen the new Jim Carrey movie, and I probably won't be the only person to tell you that it was nothing but a waste of good film. I enjoyed most of his other movies too, so my opinion has no bias. Roz 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pal- Honalulu? Coolo loco 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I liked TBW a lot better without FRAMES! Coolo loco 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault- I like about half of those bands. I also like Everclear, Seven Mary Three, Alanis Morisette, Led Zepplin, Bush, Boyz 2 Men, R Kelly, Seal, ... Coolo loco 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- All the major research on the effectiveness of DARE shows that it has no impact on the rate of drug use by children who go through DARE training. N.D 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- DOSE ANYONE LISTEN TO COOL MUSIC!!!!! METALLICA PANTERA KoRn deftones MINISTRY FEAR FACTORY MEGADETH MISFITS YOUR MOM!!!!!!!!!!!! Curtis 7/10/96 Number of Censored Words in this Document=0 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm starting to feel old-fashioned. Am I the only one here who listens to the Doors, Beatles, Pink Floyd, Jefferson Airplane, David Bowie, and Ludwig Van (when I here him, I know exactly what to do ;-) ) Yuval the cannibal 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I saw this on an inspirational poster Dreams: We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are. Pretty deep huh? Red Moon 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- FAULT RE: astrology Not really, no. Lana 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- BIG MAMMA How did she get it IN her eyes? Lana 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- PAL Honolulu??? Lana 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- FAULT Are you joking? I LOVED the Cable Guy! But then again, I love jim Carrey... you have to love him to love his flicks.... Lana 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Frums, Are talking to me? Fault 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Curtis, I saw a little bit of Metallica at Lollapalooza, but then we left. Falut 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Red Moon, You have awesome taste in music! I think Lenny K. is cool although most of my friends don't. (R!) I especially like the drummer, I think she's totally wicked. Fault 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gumby, Picses, right? You guys are concerned with: -compassion, sympathy, love, -dreams, the psychic, precognition -illusuion, magic, film, fantasy, make-believe -art, drama, music (cool), poetry, prose, dance -sensitivity, humour, intuition Pisces are: -loving and caring -trusting -shy -helpful -romantic -creative -mystical -gentle and kind But can alsoo be: -self-pitying -gullible -tempermantal -depressive -can lose touch with reality -tends to blame self for everything Physical Appearance: -body:usually short -back:may stoop as the person walks -eyes:a sleepy appearance with large eyebrows -head:oddly shaped -limbs:generally short Pisces like: -seafood, champagne and organic foods -romantic p! laces -background music, poetry -people who need their understanding -new books -diamonds -privacy Dislikes: -bright, noisy crowded places -diry, ugly objects -being told to get a grip on things -stiff clothing -autorities -people knowing too much about him or her There you go, Gumby. Fault 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- For all of your information, although my name is Fault, I am a female. Everyone always mistakes me for a guy. Fault 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hello...I just thought I would drop in...Hi Lana, Hello Pal, Howdy HM, Hola The Shadow...Adios.. S.A.M.T. (Guess who...) 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bitz, why are you so mean?? & 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Man oh man, it's 3:02am and I just finished talking to some vampires! Do any of you guys know someone with the handle NANCY REAGAN? I'd like to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my friend Mike. Whoa, my computer just made a freaky noise! Fault 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- hey hick, I went fishing today and caught somthing. It was a nice little salmon but it was to bad that the bugs were biting more than the fish. Vlad 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pal, nice idea on the smurf and surf. Do you eat you smurf medium or well done. Personaly I just like to knock them out and eat them alive. Vlad 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thanks for the info on the cable guy I think I will do somting else other than rent it when it comes out on vidio. Vlad (Hot Mama's husband) 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Welcome back Bunny. Smile :*) Vlad 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nice to hear form you Bitz. We need a serious person from time to time. Vlad 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault, I like the Chilli Peppers and allot of the older metal bands. Have you tried Mozart or some of the other classical music? I find that it is nice to listen to when you want to be mellow. Also what do you have to say about scorpio's? Vlad 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Big Mama, Tell Star to take it easy. Vlad 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hick, how's the weather? Are the trees growing? Is it still a heat wave down there? Btu of course a heat wave to me is when it is over 80. Vlad 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana, You are right everyone is different. So I give you that and a big smile. :*) Vlad 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Shadow, How are things going? Vlad 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Whaddya call a redhead & 3 blondes standing on a street corner? Regular price, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks... Without Shame 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- N.D. where did you get your info/stats on the DARE program. I'm in and out of work(ing) with substance abusers and drug addicts, right now, out. any info may help... post,post,post. It beats reading about virgo, gemini, zodiac,psychic false god before them, trash.. sinners, the lot of you... BITZ 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Owaooooooo...."- Gau Tee hee... I love the wild boy of the Veldt..... Woah... Now I KNOW I'm obsessed with FF3 ;) Star the wild girl 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Who wants a quote from my story?????? Star the wild girl 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- It's raining, it's pouring, The old man is snoring. Coolo loco 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pal You misunderstood! I don't EAT at Hardees. I stop each morning and get a 26 cent cup of coffee on my way to work. The food sucks, but the place is full of old people, even my dad raves about it. St. Joe Girl (Coffee only please) 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault Thanks for the good news. I always thought that 2 Virgos together was supposed to be volatile, nice to hear otherwise. We are both pretty funny...even though our kids don't think so. St. Joe Girl 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- N.D. That's pretty sad news on the DARE program. Both of my kids went through the program, and don't use drugs. It is a "feel good" program that every one wants, but unfortunately we're losing ours because no one wants to pay the officer's salary. I don't know what the stats are here, but it would be interesting to compare drug use before and after. Do you have an alternative program/suggestion that you think would work better? St. Joe Girl 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana - I agree, running a spell checker to check your postings would be a BIG waste of time - simple proofreading suffices. But I don't think too many folks even proofread. How many folks here remember proofreading - and then having to white-out or retype the entire page? Proofreading today is so simple and effort free, why doesn't anybody do it? Nightcruiser 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pal - Thanks for your note about ghosts. I too have experienced several, but not as intensely as you described. But I know they are not to be feared. Maybe admired or enjoyed. Some are even affectionate. Nightcruiser 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana - You did not know doughnuts are fryed. That is the reason that the hole was developed, to allow the frying to be more even by eliminating the dough in the center. The first doughnuts didn't have the hole, they were thick and flat, but nobody liked them because of the mass of uncooked dough (yecch) in the center. So some bright person invented the doughnut hole - which later became a big sales item at Drunkin Doughnuts. Nightcruiser %-] 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Shadow; I'm sorry my pogo nipped all around you... Popeye 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Locke from FF3 is pretty cool, too... Here are my character rankings! 3.Celes 2.Locke 1.The wild boy of the Veldt... GAU!!!! Yaaa!!!! Star the wild girl 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- HEY HEYHEYHEYHEY HEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY HEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY HEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY HEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY HEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY HEYHEYHEYHEYHENEEDLEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY Gossamer 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- N.D.- I went through DARE in 6th grade. Since then, AT LEAST 2/3 of that class have used drugs. Noone who needed the info cared to listen. Coolo loco 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gilly I know the theme. It might be kind of long to post here, but I'll try. Daphne 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Here it is! Just sit right back and you ll hear a tale, A tale of a fateful trip, That started from this tropic port, Aboard this tiny ship. The mate was a mighty sailing man, The skipper brave and sure, Five passengers set sail that day For a three hour tour! (A three hour tour!) The weather started getting rough, The tiny ship was tossed, If not for the courage of the fearless crew, The Minnow would be lost! (The Minnow would be lost!) The ship s aground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle, With Gilligan, the Skipper too. A millionaire, and his wife. A movie star! The Professor and Mary Anne, Here on Gilligans Isle! So this is the tale of our cast-aways, They re here for a long, long time, They ll have to make the best of things, It s an uphill climb! The first mate and his sk Unknown 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- N.D. My weekend was great! Til I got sick, which is why this answer is late. Ms. Kitty 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault Thanks for the Libre info. It's much more detailed than the stuff I've been able to find. Most of it is true, though I don't consider myself manipulative or overbearing. Those seem to be listed as secondary traits, which is a good sign. Thanks again! Daphne 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mr Turtle, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie center of a Tootsie Pop? I don't know. I never made it without biting. Ask Mr. Owl. Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie center of a Tootsie Pop? Let's find out: One, two, three, 'crunch'. Three. How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a Tootsie Pop? The world my never know. Daphne 7/11/96 Number of Censored Words in this Document=0 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault Thank you. I want to go see Lenny in concert but unfortunately I'm a little short on funds. By the way, could you tell me about Aquarius? Red Moon 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Does anyone wanna come to my garage sale?! I'm selling a bunch of really tacky, ugly stuff! Red Moon 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- BITZ Who made you the judge? Lana 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gossamer, Needle in a haystack Fault 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yuval, I love the Doors, if you wish to hear a band very similar to the Doors, you should try listening to The Tea Party. The singer sounds and looks just like Jim Morrison. And I believe that if the Doors were still making music to this day, it would sound alot like The Tea Party. Fault 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vlad, I like to listen to Beethoven although most of my friends make fun of it. I did this one already, but I'll do it again. Scorpios are concerned with: -birth, life, death, sex, sensuality -passion, pushing boundaries of discovery -regeneration, transformation, metamorphosis -finance, investments, wills, inheritance -secrets, magic -social revolution, reformation, change Some characteristics for Scorpios are: -investigative -self-destructive -passionately caring -suspicious -protective -possesive -concerned -secretive -unshockable -emotional -insulting Physical Appearance: -broad face with wide forehead and thick neck -strongly built body of middle nature -generally slender with broad shoulders -intense eyes Likes: -activity -myste! ries -secrets -winning -sex -being acknowledged -home Dislikes: -being analysed -being asked personal questions -people who know more than they do -too many compliments -having to trust a stranger Interests: -sports that demand shrewd tactics -competitive driving, flying, or cycling -scientific hobbies -archaeology, anthropology, psychology -detective novels, treasue hunts, caving -breeding animals or plants Voila! Fault 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm happy to see that all of you are intested in astrology. Fault 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey Yuval, I listen to allot of the music you listed and then some. I like a wide variety of music and about the only thing I don't like is the thrash metal. Vlad 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hi Pal, Try poached salmon & rice for dinner tonight with chocolate cake for dessert. Vlad 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hick, Hick he's our man If no one will post it he will. Vlad (a poet I am not) 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Star, send me your quotes. I am always interested in new ideas. Vlad 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bitz, this is a bathroom wall what do you expect in postings but light hearted stuff. I come here to relax not to get worked up. Vlad 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thanks for the movie reveiws but I will have to wait for the vidio release because we don't have a theatre here. One Hot Mama in Alaska 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey guys, stop picking on my smurfs. I have already defanged Vlad for his part in it. One Hot Mama in Alaska 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Help me, help me I have been defanged!!!! Vlad the fangless 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- "If I could change the world, You would be the sunlight in my universe, You would think my love is real and something good, Baby if I could...channnggge...the world.." Me 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- O.K....I'm going to talk and I hope you all listen, it's me, that horrible worman, I've been watching and I probally deserve every thing you guys say to me or have said about me, what I did was wrong and stupid. I did it becuause I was scared and I guess that we all get that wasy sometimes, Lana has been a big help in all this and I would like to say I'm sorry to her. I'm sorry to everyone. I guess maybe I sould let you guys in on what has happend to me lately....Well, I got pretty sick about 2 weekends ago, my blood sugar was REAL low and I sort of blacked out. Right now, I'm tired all the time and the poopty doctors I have are putting me on all this medication. Even THEY don't know what's going on. I got things stragihted out, partly in thanks to LANA (thank you). And last week I attacked by my ex-boyfriend and had to spend 2 days in court, which really sucked.... Now, BITZ-Yeah, you're were right, and! if you are going to give me a buch a poop about this, you can but I'm not going to listen, just to let you know.... LANA-Thank you....And these people should listen to you, you are young but you do have ideas, and someday those idea's might help you in a big way. THE SHADOW-Hi, hope you are having a great day... PAL-Everything you said about me in past posts while I was hurting Paul...I deseved all of it and just to let you know, I'm glad Paul has you as a friend... Well, that's all I'm going to say for awhile, it's late, I can't sleep so I'm going to turn on Letterman and see what's up with him....Bye. Allegra 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I was told today that my hair looks like a blue Mr. Freeze. Fault 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- My computer is really starting to p!ss me off, it's too slow today. Fault 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1:13am, and I'm bored. Fault 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana, I guess I just hate Jim Carey 'cause this retarded guy at my school who's in love with him (not literally, although, I wouldn't be suprised), and whenever I see Jim Carey I think of that retard at my school. Fault 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? WHO GIVES A RAT'S PATOOTIE? & 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- What do you call two blondes in a freezer? Frosted flakes. some blonde guy 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quantum physics, as we understand it, is basically a scientifically equa- tive way of determining just how much we know of our universe is utter bunk. For instance, the behavior of an electron is a conundrum. Its speed cannot be measured without losing track of its space. Its space cannot be determined without losing track of its speed. It is both par- ticle and wave, simultaneously being and not being. For as it exists in one place in measurable space, it simultaneously exists in near infi- nite spaces elsewhere. It 'jumps' -- for lack of a better term -- from instance to instance, never occupying one space for a measurable period of time. Using these data, one can say with scientific accuracy that we are each a part of each other, since what electrons exist in my person simultaneously exist in your own. Do you really ! care about this? some bored guy 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you reuse a condom? Turn it upside-down & shake the frick out of it.... Without Shame 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- "&"- whoever you are....Pal is that you? anyway, this is good. mean? no, I am not, I'm in character. I'm bitz for christ sake. I can say and do anything I want within reason. I'm bitz. what bitz posts is not me. maybe one time you had the pleasure of reading the true Jo-bitz, but now bitz is. I'm dull, stupid, childish and shy. but Bitz, "oh baby" he's the one you wish you were.. "the underground man" did you read that one? I did"nt think so. fyodor dostoyevski is the mans name, know him and get close to bitz. mean? anything but. I'm bitz. and I'm loose. say it, print it, post it. I'm here to re-animate this dead web site called the TBW.. Rise my posting zombies and behold your new god for it is I BITZ, the speaker of all madness. and the spark that lights a thousand flames. speak to bitz and know freedom, peace, love, and power. wow! Was that over the top? I am not mean. vain? ah, so ! what. I'm Bitz.... and you, poor, pathetic, sad, lonely you.... "whoa" I'm sorry that was mean. Hail bitz, hail bitz, hail bitz, you know you want too... open your id and free your bitz, hurry, time is a predator watching you, stalking you, soon time will beat you down, swallow you whole. and leave nothing for the buzzards. Now my children. before control is not your own. the mighty BITZ 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Then there was the blonde who asked the cop, "What's the number to 911?" Without Taste 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- pal & nightcruiser ghosts? now were seeing ghost? wait, wait, wait... please explain the events to me in great detail.. please, please, please...this could be the enlightenment I'm looking for to bring me back to reality.. god, aliens, astroligy, now ghosts. will some one please speak the truth. BITZ the truth seeker 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- hey everyone open this web site "the realm of existentialism" bitz 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- DARE studies: ~1991 Kentucky study - National Institute on Drug Abuse - "No statistically significant differences" ~1990 Canadian Government study "DARE had no significant effect on the use of...marijuana, acid, heroin, crack, glue and PCP" ~1993 Research Triangle Institute - National Institute of Justice - Statistical analysis of all DARE research, which says DARE has "a limited to essentially non-existent effect" on drug use. The final edition of the largest evaluation of the DARE program has concluded that the Anti-Drug program does not reduce drug use, and in at least category of pot, the DARE graduates smoked more frequently than the control. * "I think the program should be entirely scrapped and redeveloped anew." Dr. William Hansen, who helped design the original DARE. N.D 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bitz, I get an aweful lot of info from Cliff Schaffer's web pages. I feel that Cliff has done a great job of presenting his information, and I highly recommend spending a FEW hours reading through... www.calyx.net/~schaffer/ (HM, I'll spare you the attempt at html) N.D 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault do you think you could tell me which sign im (pisces) are most compatible to? Thanks! Gumby 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Unknown!!! Thanks for the theme!!!! ive got to copy it, i love gilligans island man,....i wish they'd bring it back on TV along with the other good shows like the brady bunch happy days . . . . the good ol' shows Gilly 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Daphne!!! Thanks for the theme!!!! ive got to copy it, i love gilligans island man,....i wish they'd bring it back on TV along with the other good shows like the brady bunch happy days . . . . the good ol' shows Gilly 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Daphne now im hungry for a tootsie roll pop!! :) "whatever it is i think i see..... ....becomes a tootsie roll to me!" Gumby 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- wow......thats odd my computer just said i had mail i didnt check it and now it sais i dont have any mail hmmmmm......somethings fishy Gumby 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault I AM IRON_GOD!!!!!!!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA Nancy Reagan 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can crap in a can and sell canned crap Tomo 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- WHOA!!!!! I almost became anti social again...whew! that was close! ALLLLLLRIGHTY THEN...for all you movie critics out there....I (in my humble opinion) thought that the Cable Guy was a lovely change from J.C.'s usual corn ball stuff. Not that I disliked his goofy stuff, mind you. I found it a humorously ,dark comedy ...just the type I like every once in a while. I think that the people who didn't like this one where too bent on seeing another Ace Ventura movie once more...MAN!!!! Can't you guys let GO of that character???? Bunny the other critic ==: >) 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- FAULT**** Hey! in regards to your post about which bands you like....I love all of them ...however there are two that I've not heard of YET...O.L.P and MYST.MACH. who are they similar too? Have you ever heard of Ecylon or Kings X ? Bunny a fellow music fan 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Big Mamma**** What is it with your children and eye afflictions? Ha ha...I'm sorry it is NOT funny for poor Star...how is she doing? and how has your sons' eye healed up? Bunny the concerned 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vlad- You're a scorpio,too? So are me, my mom, and my ex-brother-in-law. Coolo loco 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- OHHHHH FAULT!!!!!! I forgot ....ummmm can you tell me something about a sagitarius (sp) Moi of course. I am curious to see what you have to say about ME!!!??! Bunny the curious... ;^) 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Let not our babbling dreams affright our souls." -King Richard in Shakespeare's the Tragedy of King Richard the third Man do I ever have strange dreams...wanna hear them?!? (this might be construed as a minor threat...hee hee) BUNNY!!!!! 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- This probably won't be answered, but has anyone ever heard of a band called SWEET 75? Please answer me and prove to me that everything I type isn't invisible. Roz 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vlad, I'm O.K., I think... Maybe, I need to write something.... Thanks for caring!!! The Shadow 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | % | % | | | | | | | ______________|____________________________|__________________________|_______ || | | | | Unknown 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- In 5 days Big Mamma will turn 42. That seems so ancient to us younguns who work with her, but she's still the youngest spirit here TOMMY 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Allegra, HI! P.W.C. (Me) 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pal, I'm going nucking futs!!!!! do do! The Shadow 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vlad, Happiness is a seaworthy cabin cruiser, and enough sense to just go fishing! (Ever use smurfs for bait???) The Shadow 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why does the alphabet start with A instead of Z?????? The Shadow 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- St. Joe Girl, Some of the DARE effectiveness stats are on Cliff schaffer's pages. Alternatives? Well, there are a lot of suggestions from a lot of sources. In my opinion the only reasonable course for prevention is education. Unfortunately, money is continuously being taken FROM education and put INTO law enforcement (mostly prisons!). Because of the historic misinformation, it's better to lock us up, than to tell us we were right all along.... You know I could go for hours on this..... N.D 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- popeye, Got any spinach?????? The Shadow 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana, Do cats fart??? The Shadow 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ame usted mismo!!!!!! The Shadow 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Star, I'd like to read a qute from your story... The Shadow 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Coolo Loco, Would you tell your old man to stop snoring, it's keeping me up... The Shadow 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault, If I'm a gemmini, does that explain why I talk to myself??? The Shadow 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- AllegrA l l l l e e g g r r AllegrA I saw you yesterday. & 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- At the men's bathroom DOOR: "WATCH OUT FOR GAY LIMBO DANCERS!" Ulf 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana, while I'm here, I have a question for you. Of all people, past present or future, who is YOUR HERO? N.D 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yuval the Cannibal The beatles an the doors old fashioned? nooooooooooo! im really young, and MOST of the people i know listen to them mabey the dont admit it right away, but when they hear them on the radio, they say "oh! i love this song, i love the doors/beatles/other oldies! i personally have my alarm and my first radio preset set to oldies i LOOOOOVE them as for me, i can eventually get sick of some modern alternative/rock songs, but i NEVER get sick of oldies! Gumby 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault are you psychic? your description is EXACTLY like me its kinda spooky there seems to only be one part that differs from me in your description of a pisces and me being a pisces just the part about liking seafood is different but everything else (wow!) is correct how do you know all this!! Gumby 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Star the wild girl sure id like to hear a quote whats the story about? Gumby 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Coolo Loco .....he went to bed with a cold in his head and couldnt get up in the mornin' Gumby 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gossimer hey? . . . . . HEY! Gumby 7/12/96 Number of Censored Words in this Document=0 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Red Moon, Aquarius is concerned with: -scientific analysis, experimentation -friendship, courtesy, kindness -mystery, intrigues, magic, originality -independence, humanitarian issues -fame, recognition, politics, creative arts Aquarius can tend to be: -communicative -thoughtful and caring -cooperative and dependable -scientific -loyal friendships -inventive -intense interest in people But they can also be: -unwilling to share ideas -tactless and rude -self-intersted -unwilling to fight for beliefs -uncertainty and lack of confidence Pysical Appearance: -there is a distant, dreamy look in the eyes -body taller than average -head in profile, always noble with fine features -neck bends to allow head to droop forward or tip to one side when thinking -movement is no! t graceful, but has purpose Likes: -fame or recognition -thinking about self -privacy -rainbows, dreams, magic -change, suprises -credit cards -weird friends Dislikes: -emotion and intimacy -people who show off -being taken for granted -being pinned down in any way -violence and fighting -making loans -extravagance There you go Red Moon Fault 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gumby, I'm not psychic, but I can guess people's astrological sign. You wanted to know who you're compatible with? Here it is: Pisces are very compatible with: -other Pisces -Aries -Taurus -Cancer -Scorpio -Capricorn -Aquarius Fault 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bunny the Sag, Here you go: You guys are concerned with: -philosophy, idealism, religion -optimism, positive outlook, forward planning -travel, freedom of movement, the outdoors -generosity, honesty, justice, morality -imagination, aspirations, open-mindedness Sagittarius' can be: -frank and open -optimistic -sees the best in people -honest and fair-minded -spiritual -enthusiastic -inspiring -stimulating -holds no grudges -sensual But they can also be: -argumentive -impatient -a gambler at heart -hot-headed -indulgent -uncommited Physical Appearance: -body strongly built and energetic. Movement is normally quick, but not always graceful -head is large, well-shaped skull with a high, broad forehead -uses hands and arms to make b! road, sweeping gestures -bright, intelligent, sparkling eyes which often twinkle with good humour -either tall and athletic in appearance, or shorter with a sturdier body. Likes: -freedom of action -alternative ideas -being on the move -food and drink -perfumes and beauty aids -raffles and lotteries -parties, flirting Dislikes: -disaproval from others -making promises -being too safe -administration -tight clothes -having their honesty doubted That's about it. Fault 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bunny, You like the same music as me? Cool! How old are you, if you don't mind me asking? You should seriously check out Mystery Machine and Our Lady Peace. O.L.P. are Canadian and they're really good. Mystery Machine, well, very few of my friends have heard of them, but those who have like them. Fault 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Shadow, Do you always talk to yourself?! Fault 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Roz, Wow, Sweet 75! I've heard of them! I can't wait for their c.d. to come out. Fault 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Who are your idols or whatever you call them? Fault 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bunny, I haven't heard of those other 2 bands you mentioned. What do they sound like? Fault 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Red Moon, You have cool taste in music. I don't really listen to the other bands you mentioned, but I have heard of them. Fault 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- A boy, while looking @ a picture says "brothers and sisters I have none, but that mans father is my fathers son". Who is in the picture? Dewy Care 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- RED MOON SURE! You can never have enough tacky, ugly stuff! : ) P.S. How did you get the nickname "Red Moon" anyways? Just wondering. : ) Lana 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- YUVAL You're a Scorpio, huh? "Unshockable"... Wow, that is definitely you, Big Bro. : ) Lana 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- VLAD (now fangless) Is being defanged as traumatic for you as being declawed is [supposed to be, anyways--my cat is fine] for a cat? : ) Lana 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I want all of you to know that I will always be Allegra's friend, and I hope that you can all see that mistakes don't always define the "mistaker"... even BIG mistakes.... A friend is a friend, no matter what. Lana 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- FAULT I am sorry that some jerk made you hate Jim Carrey, but you really shouldn't use the word "retarded." I am sure that "jerk" is not only more accurate but a lot less..... I don't know... harsh. One of my best friend's (Mandy) cousin (Sarah)is retarded (she has Down's Syndrome), and I think of her whenever I hear that word... PLEASE don't apologize for using it, I'm not mad or anything, I'm just telling you what it reminds me of.... : ) Lana 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- BITZ Our new God? Um, let me think about that.... no. Speaker of all madness? You're getting warmer. The spark that lights a thousand flames? Yeah, flames in people's hearts... the BAD kind. Poor, pathetic, sad, lonely? No. Seems that YOU are awfully lonely. Before control is not our own? Like it ever WAS. Even if we "lost control" here, I certainly wouldn't want YOU to have it. Lana 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Oh, and about the whole "God" issue: Look, some of us believe, some of us don't. We don't sit here and bash everything you believe in; there is no reason for you to do so. You aren't going to change anyone's mind, and no one hopes to change yours, so can we MOVE ON NOW???? That is all; thank you for flying with us. Lana 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- BITS WHOSE truth do you seek? Yours? Mine? Who is to say what is the truth? And I ask AGAIN: WHO MADE YOU THE JUDGE? Lana 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- FAULT Are Geminis and Sagittaruis(es) supposed to get along? {[(You have a fifty-fifty chance at making me finally ALMOST believe.... be careful how you answer, but speak the truth.)]} Lana 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Life is a dream, the only thing real is you. Seen in a magazine, on a "parasucojeans" ad. : ) Lana 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- BUNNY As much as I LOVED _Cable_Guy_, Jim Carrey will ALWAYS be Ace Ventura to me. : ) Lana 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- BUNNY I would LOVE to hear what your dreams are like.... some of mine are pretty strange, too. : ) Lana 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- TOMMY Welcome to the wall!!! Any friend of Big Mamma's is a friend of mine, and I probably speak for almost everyone here! : ) Lana 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHADOW MY cat does, and boy oh boy.... you DO NOT want to be in the room when he does! : ) Pee-you. (Is that how you would spell that? Or would it be P.U.???) HEY! Why did you ask ME? : ) Lana 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- N.D. My hero? That's easy--you, of course. : ) Seriously? Well.... it is probably a tie between my boyfriend (John) and my late grandfather (my mom's dad, who my brother and I call Bompa). Why do you ask? Lana 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- What is with you guys asking me odd questions? Lana 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ! taerg eht dalv as i sit in this stall gazing upon the wall, reading the words so politely wrote. pondering over the few choice words, narry a sound i heard as the gay limbo dancer came into my stall!!!:o sir hicks a lot 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- by the way-- the wishing is much better than the fishing ! sir hicks a lot 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- When a SMURF chokes, what color does it turn? Lana 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Be different; act normal. Lana---But what IS normal??? 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- N.D: I was lurking in the alt.tasteless.jokes newsgroup, and found something you might like. The Headline is "Marijuana alternative", and it's about a plant that was genetically engineered to contain THC. If you're interested and can't access the usenet, e-mail me and I'll send it to you. Yuval the cannibal 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thank to all the people here who still like the oldies. You proved that there's no such thing as too young for rock'n'roll yet ;-). Fault- I never heard of the Tea Party, 'cause I rarely listen to the radio lately, but I'll try to find it in a record store. Yuval the cannibal 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vlad: Can defanged vampires use a straw to drink? take a straw and go get these smurfs! Gargamel (can anybody tell me who was I before I ate those !%^*&( mushrooms?) 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- St. Joe Girl, I don't think I responded to your question properly. I think the question was what should we do about the children. That's awefully complicated!! The main point that Cliff and I are trying to make is that current practices DON'T work. Prison doesn't work. Dare doesn't work. Jailing 4 million "dealers" is unrealistic. Again, I highly recommend Cliff's pages for info. If you're feeling bold you can also follow the link to the calyx main pages to find links for things like "Cures not Wars" or info on medical M.J. (this is the same place I found the article on the effects of THC in the brain, If you like I can point you to it, mail it to you) N.D 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hi Bunny! Actually I doubt STRONGLY that it's poison ivy, 'cause I know what that stuff looks like and I won't go near the plant... Did anyone wonder how poison ivy would get in my eyes anyway? KUPO! I'm really bored though... Star 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bitz; Yes you read it on the Wall. Exclusive...since the entire story did not get on TBW, but on e-mail and answered on the wall. My house is haunted, I found out the day I moved in, and she re-appears whenever she doesn't like the way I change the house layout or make additions and repairs. She is the former owner, died in the house, found 4 days later and it was empty for over a year when I bought it. Friendly though! Oh! I'm sorry I forgot to genuflect before I addressed thee. pal, the haunted 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- TOMO: Can the crap! pal, the crapee 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- To Err is human... to really screw up, you need a computer. pal 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Everyone wants to go to Heaven, but noone wants to die. pal 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- If all that matters is how you play the game, then why do they keep score? & 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- hello hello 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- is fault here neil and bob 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault- Everything about Scorpios is true for me, EVERYTHING! It's rather scary to think there are others like me in the world. Coolo loco 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- To everyone- My cousin had her baby Friday! He is the most adorable baby boy I've ever seen! I am so happy! Coolo loco 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Okay. Everyone wants a quote from my story? Okay, here goes... "Don't bother," Jubilee muttered. "You'll just get hurt." Carol glared at him. "Well, you may be willing to freeze to death, but I'm not. And with that, she attempted to get a handhold on the far wall of the chasm. She began to climb, but to no avail. She fell back down the three feet she had gained. Jubilee didn't bother to look up. "Told you so." The girl stood and brushed herself off, glowering heatedly at the violet-eyed teenager. "Drop dead." The boy glanced at her, amused. "Ladies first." He thought about this, then added, "TOMBOYS first." Like it? By the way, they eventually do get out of the pit. Not before the creature who built the trap comes along and breaks Jubilee's ankle, though. I'll try to find a lighter quote, but the story isn't a "light" ! Unknown 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Does anyone here like Spanish love songs? I do, and I want to get a CD of them, but I don't know any group names. Coolo loco 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hello All!!! Our Home Page Facelift is done!You can view it at http://www.nothinbut.net/~kevinc/. Star's(aka CherylAnne)fanfiction is exceptional this month, and my poem is one of my favorites.BTW Star's poison Ivy is gone.Kyle's eye will never be normal but it is as good as it will get...he has to learn to live with it. Big Mamma 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- PLEASE read I NEED ADVICE.... remember i told you all about my friend and this guy i have a thing for well... . . . he likes her, and she just rubs it in my face she was supposed to be my best friend, now she went to a party last night, and brags about how she was with him she doesnt even gove a fu*k about me honestly, i dont even like her anymore and she WAS my best friend i dont know what to do shes changed so much gotten into drugs, smoking and alcohol i dont know what to do i dont want to be friends with her if shes going to stay this way but i dont know what to say me, her, and another gorl.....the three of us are best friends but the other girl is moving in February and im going to be left with that other biotch i dont know what to do........ its more serious than it sounds ***about! Unknown 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- PLEASE read I NEED ADVICE.... remember i told you all about my friend and this guy i have a thing for well... . . . he likes her, and she just rubs it in my face she was supposed to be my best friend, now she went to a party last night, and brags about how she was with him she doesnt even gove a fu*k about me honestly, i dont even like her anymore and she WAS my best friend i dont know what to do shes changed so much gotten into drugs, smoking and alcohol i dont know what to do i dont want to be friends with her if shes going to stay this way but i dont know what to say me, her, and another gorl.....the three of us are best friends but the other girl is moving in February and im going to be left with that other biotch i dont know what to do........ its more serious than it sounds **** abo! Unknown 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Please excuse my language everyine, im just really really pissed right now HOW THE HELL COULD THAT BIT*H DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO ME HOW COULD SHE FU*KING TREAT ME LIKE THAT FU*K HER FU*K HER FU*K HER GOD DAMNETT FU*K HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . * not about to cry anymore, i already am * (i dont mean to complain like this everyone, its just im in a really awful situation right now) Gumby 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is what is going on my head right now "!@$% that little @$%^!. God@!$~!&, i could !@$@~ that $#@^!* !$#@ in an instant, oh !@$~!!! @#$ her #@$!!! @#% her!! $#^ her!! Gumby 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- do you feel more like you do now then you did when you first came in? REMEMBER THE END. krystal, of course 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vlad - I only had smurfs once. They were quite tasty, raw with lemon juice and a little salsa. Nitecruiser {-) 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yuval - How about Doors - LA Woman Fleetwood Mac - Rumours Jefferson Airplane - Surrealistic Pillow Moody Blues - Days Of Future Passed Santana - no title (first album) Nightcruiser 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- BITZ - Ghosts are for real. What do you think the afterlife is. And where do you think it is experienced. Look around you, this is heaven or hell, depending upon what you make of it. And there is more in this world than can be seen by mortal man (woman). Nightcruiser 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault - I'm a Scorpio. And your list is about 50% accurate to me. Scary... Nightcruiser 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Welcome back Allegra; You are doing the right thing. Pick up the pieces and go on with life. Life can be wonderful, and we do learn from our mistakes and our past. Good Luck, find peace and happiness. pal 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vlad; My new screen saver, has different drawings and paintings being created. One of them is angels, and they are blue. I think I will call them Smurfangels! pal 7/15/96 Number of Censored Words in this Document=1 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I just emtpied my "Out" mailbox in my mail program, and I realized that I have sent 139 emails since June 21.... I think I need to get a life, what do you all think? : ) Hee, hee. : ) Lana 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- DAMN MOSQUITOES!!!!! Lana 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pal, Smurfangel sounds kind of like a name for a Weird Al song or somthing. But hey, I like it. Vlad 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bitz, I bet that you do not beleive in witchs and warlocks either. Well, there will always be things that defie a scientific answer and nothing you can say will convince me otherwise. Vlad 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bitz, Which God died so you could take their place? Was it Zues, Odin or mabey Neptune? Get off of your high horse and seek some help for yourself obviously you are growing dellusional. Vlad or mabey is it Zues 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey all you Scorpio's, Yes two scorpio's can get along both my wife and I are born on the same day Just a year apart. Oh, in case you are wondering that day is Halloween. Cool, HUH. Vlad 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault: Thanks for the stuff on Aquarians. It was exactly right(except for the part about the body being taller! I'm really short). Red Moon 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana: I got the name Red Moon because I love to stargaze and one night I was outside and just as the moon started rising, it was a beautiful, deep red. I loved it so thats where my name came from. Red Moon 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana, I believe that the relationships between Scorpio and Geminis are very turbulent. Fault 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Neil and Bob, Hi, I wonder who you are... Fault 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Coolo loco, Isn't it scary?! Fault 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Unknown, I know EXACTLY what you're going through. I had a friend like that once. Is she an Aries? can you guys guess who I am? 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I need your advice, These two guys I know, which I will not mention, totally and utterly p!ssed me off on Friday. They've been doing that for a while, and finally, I told them. I think I might have told them a little too much of what I thought. And I'm not sure, but I think they actually feel bad, for once. They don't think I want to be their friends anymore, but I do as long as they stop acting like total JERKS. They apologized, but I'm not sure if it's sincere or not, since they do like to play with people's minds and feelings. Should I forgive them? Fault 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana, Despite the fact that you told me not to apologize, I truly am sorry. I never really thought about what others might think of that term. So, once again, I'm very sorry. Fault 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- GUMBY, my advice to you is; stay home and bake some cookies. bitz 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vlad, vlad you must know by now that when one is "worked up" they speak more freely. speak your mind and know freedom. Bitz 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- allegra, just tell me why....and your free to go. bitz 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- night cruiser. afterlife? there is no afterlife. after life is death. there is no heaven, no hell, there is only now. and now means too survive, to eat, sleep, drink, and come together and make babies, lots, and lots of babies, because somebodys god keeps killing them... bitz the ghost 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- dewey care, he is looking at a picture of himself. bitz 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- lana, I am a mind opener, that is basically what I do. it's my job, you need to stand in the middle of everything and look hard before you choose. have you ever been so RIGHT about something, or felt so strongly about something, said to yourself, if they only knew? are YOU not right about everything you say. is'nt everything you speak the truth? abortion, is'nt your opinion right? the death penalty, is'nt your opinion right? aliens, ghosts, god and astrology, your opinions are right, right? question yourself, question others, don't accept anything as truth til YOU know. I was involved with a group that stressed openmindedness and today those groups are the most narrow minded I know, see both sides, open your mind, stand on their side, and see what they see, think what they think, and feel what they feel. open your mind. seek and ye shall find. yes, I'm the judge. my own, I do know best. and I bel! Unknown 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- oh, lana one more thing. lonliness is part of the human condition. however, nevermind. some other time. bitz 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nightcruiser: Lemon juice and salsa with smurfs? Yuck! Smurfs are best with blueberry souce. Gargamel 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana: I don't know if I'm a scorpio or not (although I consider myself to be unshockable) I was born in 22 .3.96 (or was it 21?), and I never knew my horoscope. One of my relatives is a doctor of astrology (oh yeah). Before she became an astrologist, she was a l*wyer, which means, IMHO, that once ypu've become a lier, you will always be one. Yuval the cannibal 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hi Derek & 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thought of the day; To forgive is not to forget, but letting go of the hurt> pal 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gumby My son had a somewhat similar situation. His best friend for years (a girl) moved away, dropped out of school, started smoking, rumored to be on drugs, moved back and started calling like everything was the same. I advised him to be honest with her and tell her that they no longer had anything in common, that it was best to move on. I discouraged him from providing her with the gory details on how they were different now. Be the better person. Be tactful, and kind. Let her feel like crap when she looks back at her behavior. Number one piece of advice: Be strong, do not allow yourself to be a victim, step back from the situation and move on, keep your dignity. St. Joe Girl (philosophical tonight) 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bitz You are nuts! St. Joe Girl (the abridged version) 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- N.D. Thanks for the info on D.A.R.E. I plan to visit the schaffer pages in the next couple of days. As I mentioned, we've just lost our DARE program, they are still fighting over whose fault it is. I think everyone FELT good that something was being done, whether it worked or not. St. Joe Girl 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Is Bitz the Unabomber? & 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault, Yes, but I don't pay attention to a thing I say. The Shadow 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Star, That was a great snippet. Your gifted girl! The Shadow 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana, I was just being a fart ass! The Shadow 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Allegra, Yo le amouna rosa en un jardin de alhucema. Todos Yo siempre quise, estuvo acariciar sus petalos tiernos. Toda Yo siempre necesite, estuvo respirar su esencia olorosa. Llenara usted mi corazon alhucema, de su esencia rosada? El Diablo Loco La Sombra 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana; If you find out what Normal is, please let me know pal 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hi We're here listening to Barbara Streisand's Back to Broadway. How do you like that sir Bitz Pal 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault; The Shadow does talk to himself, but also to me. You are Aquarius also eh! Nayrtam says he's sorry. (small world isn't it) pal 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lanaca How can you tell someone not to judge others, while you are judging him? cat excrement 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- MEOW & 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- dlav-ever think of putting aspic on smurfs, canning them like spam, and calling it Spurf. Sparf (barf) pal 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bitz, The truth, the truth, the truth, the truth, the truth, the truth, the truth, the truth...... "Truth is a torch, but a terrific one; therefore we all try to grasp it with closed eyes, fearing to be blinded." Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe The Shadow 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dalvlad, Stahwhats gniogoing ono? I knihthink lemagragargamel deppilslipped eme emosome ofo esohthose smoorhsumushrooms....... The Shadow 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pal, It's 3:20am, and I'm listening to Zoot Sims, and Al Cohn. This is all your fault! (I have to blame someone.) The Shadow 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana, Ever hear a cat belch??? UURRRRPPPP!!!!!!!!!! OOPs, excuse me.... The Shadow 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana, If a cat farts in the woods, and nobody hears it, does it still smell??? The Shadow 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hi Lana, It's me, TOMMY. I have been coming over to Big Mamma's ever since my accident. I lost my sight, so until I learn how to get around by myself she offered to watch me while my dad works.She is letting me use her logon while everybody else is busy. This is really the only place I go. She reads the entries to me every day. I've become her #1 yarn winder. It keeps me busy.She won some stuff on the radio yesterday. She got so excited I thought she would have a heart attack! By the way, I'm glad that I learned how to type while in school...That will make it easier to get a job when I get my dog. TOMMY 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dewy; The way you wrote the quiz, the boy is looking at a picture of his son. I always thought it was a picture of himself. pal, the fingerhead from the States. 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Shadow Talk ---------------------- My soul she speaks to my ego: Ha, I don't need you... My ego shouting back: Don't you know, that God is energy! I am God! My soul fire of her essence retorting: You are created by energy therefore comprised of God... The Shadow 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dewy Care, I don't know if My other post made it..... I believe that would be my son N.D 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana, Now that's not a very Christian answer, is it? (remember, I'm just here to make you think) N.D 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gumby, my advice? First of all, why are you wasting so much time and energy on something so futile. How many weeks has it been now? Is he the only guy left on your continent?? The only reason they have made you so miserable is because you DECIDED to be miserable over this. No one else is going to look twice at someone who mopes around feeling sorry for themselves, especially over something like this. You need to face the world with a smile! So he didn't go for you - BIG DEAL!! There ARE other men! Get over it, and move on with your life before you DO grow old alone!! Second, Why is it SO DEATHLY important that you have a boyfriend this week? Is this your only chance to bear children? What could he possibly give you that you can't get yourself - besides aids and children??? Is it "happiness"? Get over that one, too! Don't EVER expect anyone else to find your happiness for you!!! The minute you rel! Unknown 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey Everybody!!!I just won the "Hot Lunchbox Special"!!!!!! In it there are : 4 tickets to Six Flags Great Adventure(parking pass included) 4 meal tickets to a special BLT picnic sponsered by Oscar Meyer there. 4 tickets to a Chubby Checkers concert. 4 tickets to the WOGL Teddy Bear Picnic at the Philadelphia Zoo. A Monkees Cd & A pound of Oscar Meyer bacon . Big Mamma(the happy WOGL listener) 7/16/96 Number of Censored Words in this Document=0 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vlad: Do you have a Shadow? Yuval the cannibal 7/17/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana, I was a cat lover before my %$%*%& cat ate all the smurfs and left me only mushrooms to eat! Gargamel 7/17/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Can somebody turn this music off? All I hear is Musorgsky's Pictures in the Gallery! and what is worse, the smurfs know when I come because that's when the music changes. Gargamel 7/17/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- COOLO LOCO Gloria Estefan sings a lot of songs in Spanish.... but I don't know the names of any groups that ONLY sing in Spanish.... I can try to dig some up for you, though. Lana 7/17/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- SORRY ALL, but I agree with BITZ on this one. I don't believe in ghosts or witches and warlocks.... But my boyfriend claims to have seen one (his grandfather, who he NEVER met in person because he died many years ago), and he is a VERY level-headed, down-to-Earth kind of person... I just don't believe... I think it must be one of those things that HAS to happen to yo before you can truly believe. Lana 7/17/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- FAULT I MEANT to ask about Sagittarius'... what did I ask???? Geminis and Sagitarrius is what I want to know, not Scorpio. Lana 7/17/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- FAULT It is okay, I wasn't offended; I just thought that Sarah might be if she heard that... That is all right, I know that you are not a mean person. Lana 7/17/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- BITZ "Unknown" was you, right? You just got cut off... I do not believe that I am right, I do not believe that YOU are right, I do not believe that ANYONE is right.... An OPINION is just that, an opinion.... not fact. That is the difference between you and I, Bitz. I believe that there is no right answer, and you believe that YOU are the right answer. The only thing that I say, "If they only knew," about is that I am in love with my boyfriend. That is the only thing that I know to be the TRUTH in the crazy world we live in. Lana 7/17/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- BITZ I am not on ANYONE'S side but my own. Yeah, right, you know best. According to YOU you do. According to me, you are delusional (like someone else said). Lana 7/17/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- BITZ I KNOW that no matter who you are and no matter how "happy" you may be, we are all lonely sometimes.... you seem to be so lonely that you shut everyone else out.... You keep telling me to open my mind when you can't even open your own. Do you know what that is called? Hypocrisy. Lana 7/17/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- YUVAL 1996? You aren't even a year old? I think you meant 1969, right? Lana 7/17/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHADOW You still crack me up even after everything. : ) Lana 7/17/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- PAL Will do, but I'm not hopeful. : ) Lana 7/17/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- CAT EXCREMENT (disgusting name, by the way) I am not judging him as a person, I am judging his opinion... which was legal last time I checked.... And are you not judging me by asking me thst question? It is a circle.... I guess judging others is part of human nature... but I really do try not to. Lana 7/17/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHADOW No, my cat doesn't belch (at least not to my knowledge), and I have never heard another cat do it.... but they must... I'm sure the birds think is smells. : P~~~~~ Lana 7/17/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- TOMMY Do you know Braille? I mail-ordered a book that teaches sighted people how to read it, but I still haven't gottn around to sitting down and learning... Lana 7/17/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ND I am confused... WHAT'S not a very Christian answer? Lana 7/17/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- BIG MAMMA Where do you live again? Six Flags Great Adventure, huh? Here (about an hour north of here) we have Six Flage Great America, and I LOVE IT. : ) Lana 7/17/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pal: I liked that thought. Too true. Red Moon 7/17/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Big Mamma: Congratulations! Red Moon 7/17/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thought for the day: Sometimes if you stand on the bottom rail of a bridge and lean over to watch the river slipping slowly beneath you, you will suddenly know everything there is to be known. Any guesses on who said it? Red Moon 7/17/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Man, oh man, my parents are coming home tonight. That totally sucks. My friends are p!ssed off at me because I haven't answered the phone all weekend and Monday, and today. Fault 7/17/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Shadow, I'm glad to hear that, otherwise, it could get dangerous! Fault 7/17/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Red Moon, You're very welcome. Fault 7/17/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- HM, I was wondering, what time do you get up to post all these messages? ("I get into work by 7 and don't get aounf to do postings till 9 or 10!"HM) Fault 7/17/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- If Jesus was hung would we all pray to a rope? Gordon Downie (lead singer The Tragically Hip) 7/17/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vlad, Vlad, vlad. you are right, science don't explain everything. but just give it some more time. remember, the world was once flat, and landing on the moon was just a dream. don't get all worked up over it.. bitz 7/17/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- vlad your second post. it's nice to know that you accept the fact that god is dead.. bitz 7/17/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- fault. how the hell can I advise you on a posting so vauge, I need details. bitz 7/17/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- pal. striesand? who? I'm 29 yrs. old. come on pal. you know me better than that. oh, one more thing. the wall is a ball. like pure heroin right in the mainline. whats the protocol for that? you take good care of all those lost souls at CHI, you hear. I'm talking about the staff.... BITZ - the best CADAC the world will ever know 7/17/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- pal NORMAL is a 4 letter word, BITZ bitz 7/17/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- shadow, keep coming, I have no Idea what your quote means. I told you bitz was an idiot. BITZ the idiot 7/17/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- hey joe girl nuts? you would love to believe that, it helps you. keeps you safe, lets you hide behind me, you are the one that feels sorry for me. is laughing at me. and now you pull all your thoughts together. search the core of your being for that special label to identify me. and here it is; "nuts" that explains everything. thank you for clearing that up for me. now I can go about my business. and remember, the nut can get away with anything. bitz the nut 7/17/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- who's next! who dare approach the great and powerful bitz? bitz knows all. bitz sees all. just ask allegra. she'll tell the truth. the wizard of BITZ 7/17/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- "is bitz the unabomber?" I don't get it. what does that mean? why would you say that? are you being funny? that question is stupid. and you know the penalty for asking stupid questions. you must identify yourself so we can all laugh at you. I would like take a guess at who you are if I may.. shadow, or pal forgive if I'm wrong. I knew it. bitz does it again. hail bitz, hail bitz, hail bitz. bitz the unknowable 7/17/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yuval, I keep meaning to e-mail you from home, but I keep getting all caught up in band practice and stuff... Another plant with THC sounds good, but if it's genetically engineered, the demand for fertile seeds would be too great for a number of years! And even when the seeds are available, would the plant produce enough biomass to replace fosil fuels? Can it be used as an effective medicine? Can it be grown successfully without pesticides (damaging the soil, etc.)? How bout making paper? Does it "grow like a weed"? Given a choice between getting high and working to restore the environment, I'll go for the environment. However, I am openminded enough to take a look... N.D 7/17/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana, I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN! i hate those pesty things! Gumby 7/17/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Anarchist of the world, unite!!!!" "Amnesia rules...but i forgotted how..." Kilroy 7/17/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Every time there is an end, there is a begining... perhaps the one you've been waiting for all of your life... So don't mind whatever it is you lost, because something new is coming... and it may surprise you... Carlos (ForgottenPrince) 7/17/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault If they are (were) good freinds, give them another chance. BUT! Let them know from the start that you won't take any more @$#&&% from them. Then start over from there as best you can. If they're true freinds, they'll understand why you were p!ssed. Ms. Kitty 7/17/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault; Don't forgive them, they're full of themselves. They don't know what sorry means, they don't have any feelings. Roz 7/17/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- On discussing her previous night's score, a friend was asked; "So is this the beging of a new and meaningful relationship?" Not really thinking, she replied; "Yeah, maybe.... oh poop, I left my handcuff keys Unknown 7/17/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana I will be at the Ramada O'Hare on Wednesday, July 17th from 8:45am until 5:00pm - then at the airport until 7p.....just in case you want to stop by. St. Joe Girl (going to the big city) 7/17/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm going to "summer school" tomorrow. That's the name of the seminar I'm attending in Chicago. I think more would have signed up if they'd called it something/anything else. St. Joe Girl 7/17/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- hi BUTTERFLY IN THE SKY, I CAN GO TWICE AS HIGH, JUST TAKE LOOK ITS IN A BOOK OF READING RAINBOW YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 7/17/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gumby, I would be one of the unknown's - cut off yesterday. What I was saying about happiness - In my personal experience, don't ever rely on anyone else for your happiness. The minute you put your happiness in someone else's hands, they WILL phuck it up, for they are not you!!! YOU need to find YOUR happiness before you can share it with anyone. No one else can find it for you. N.D 7/17/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- to: "guess who i am" i think i forgot to put my name, but its me, Gumby shes an aquarius, dont you hate people like that! i feel A LOT better now that i got my steam out, but i still dont know what to say to her. what happenes between you two? Gumby 7/17/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bitz, id like to, it'd probably help, but i dont have any chocolate chips! Gumby 7/17/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault, wait till they apolagise a second time, then accept Gumby 7/17/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- St. Joe girl i think your right, but its hard, im not good at saying negative things to someones face shes just changed drastically in the past year or half a year Gumby 7/17/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- unkown i REALLY dont care about him, heck im over him what pissed me off, if that my friend could do something like that to me and we ARE best friends (however i dont feel she is) but shes changed didnt havr to rub stuff like that un my face. i really dont care about the guy hes a jerk anyways, i should have realised that before Gumby 7/17/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- HM: If Tues. is Taco Tuesday, wednesday must be WAFFLE WEDNESDAY ("Ha I get it and thursday is.......?"HM) pal 7/17/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Big Momma; Congratulations, but if you win a Million Bucks better have your nitro glycerin handy. pal 7/17/96 Number of Censored Words in this Document=0 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Who else thought The Nutty Professor (the one with Eddie Murphy) was crapola? roger siskel and gene ebert 7/18/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- HM You're lost? TURN THE MAP RIGHT SIDE UP!!!! : ) Hee hee. : ) Lana 7/18/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- A quote from Theodore Roosevelt (about the USA, of course): "There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americans... The one absolutely certain way of bringing this nation to ruin, of preventing all possibility of it continuing to be a nation at all, would be to permit it to become a tangle or squabbling nationalities." October 12, 1915 Eighty-one years later, here we are. Lana 7/18/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Another one from Teddy... this one reminds me of my father.... "The man who loves another country as much as he loves his own stands on a level with the man who loves other women as much as he loves his wife." (Or more than he loves his wife, in my case.) : ( I've met my dad's girlfriend now, by the way, and her three bratty kids (I don't mind the little eight-year-old girl, though)... They are going to get married.... want to hear something ironic? Her name is Hope. Lana 7/18/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Carlos: I really liked what you said! Where did you get that? Red Moon 7/18/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Guess what everybody? I'm moving in five days. Only problem, we've barely packed! This is going to be one hectic week! Anyone wanna help? Red Moon 7/18/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- The surest way to fall in love: Go play in a park with your significant other. Play on the swings and the teeter totters, let your inner childs bond. Not only will you have lots of fun but you will feel much closer to that person. Believe me! I tried it. I haven't had such a good time in a while! Red Moon (the incognito 5 year old!) 7/18/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana, Soory, guess I misunderstood. Geminis and Sagittarius tend to have difficult relationships, but if you can work out an understandidng, it is possible that it may turn out well. Fault 7/18/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana, Thank you, I'm glad you don't think I'm a mean person! Fault 7/18/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- HM, thanks. Fault 7/18/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- FAULT I have done some SERIOUS web searching, and most of the Gemini descriptions are very accurate--even the bad points! But I have a question--does this mean that EVERY person in the past, present, and future who was/is/will be a Gemini is EAXCTLY LIKE ME??? If so, that really sucks. Lana 7/18/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- BIG MAMMA Why don't Kyle and Kevin visit TBW? Lana 7/18/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ms Kitty, Thank you for your advice, I think I will follow through on that. Fault 7/18/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Roz, I'm not sure if I agree! Fault 7/18/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I might have already posted this, but here goes anyways: "if you love something set it free if it comes back to you it is yours if it doesn't then it was never meant to be" (Unknown) I believe that this is true... but it is hard to set free something that you love... unbrearably heard most of the time.... Lana 7/18/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- LANA, WE MUST AGREE TO THE FACT THAT WE DON'T AGREE.. however, your opinion of the person I am, is way,way,way off, please don't try to paint a mental picture of me, it's impossible, well, I tell you what. try this, it may be fun. you post everything you think you know about bitz based on what I have posted. and we'll see. OK. good luck love. BITZ 7/18/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- To sum up: 1. The cosmos is a gigantic fly-wheel making 10,000 revolutions a minute. 2. Man is a sick fly taking a dizzy ride on it. 3. Religion is the theory that the wheel was designed and set spinning to give him the ride. --H. L. Mencken in Smart Set, 1920 ~~~~~~~~~ 7/18/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana, Do you even remember the question? N.D 7/18/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault, I'm only dangerous on the third tuesday of each month, and during the red tide. The Shadow 7/18/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bitz, You said you were a dostoyevsky idiot previously, now you say your ad idiot, which is it???? A Dostoyevsky idiot would be a saintly being who emanates a positive goodness.It's fairly obvious we can rule that out. Where does that leave you??? The Shadow 7/18/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bitz, If I post to you, you won't have to guess, my name will be on it The Shadow 7/18/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gumby, I hope your feeling better. Did you bake any of those cookies???? If you did, e-mail me one, please????? The Shadow 7/18/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Big Mamma, No standing up on the roller coaster. The Shadow 7/18/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gumby, Ooohhh, THAT part. Well, let's see, if I was infatuated with a particular lady, and one of my friends knowingly started dating her...? Hhmmmm...? What would I do...????? I'm sorry, Gumby, I guess I'm just no good at this. I would have to GET OVER IT. Last year I lost my best friend HIS LOVER was a psycho that couldn't handle us being friends. Ya know, that really sucked, right up to the point when... I GOT OVER IT. N.D 7/18/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- N.D. your rish, i should not rely on someone else for my happiness, but its hard to go on with friend when they hurt you like that know what i mean? Gumby 7/18/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Welcome, Carlos- I really liked you post yesterday! Coolo loco 7/18/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- With everything I have been though in my short life, I wouldn't be here now if I didn't believe that there is is a God, and that things will eventually turn out okay. If I didn't have God to trust, I wouldn't have anybody. If I didn't believe things would get better, I would have jumped off that building beside my friend. But I am still here, and I am stronger. I don't care if I'm wrong. I'm happy. Coolo loco 7/18/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yuval; How does Vlad know if he has a shadow? He can't go out in the sunshine. pal 7/18/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana; Come over to my house sometime. I'll introduce you to Pearl, she's the former owner that died here a year and a half before I bought it. And if you do watch out for Shadow, he'll cast a spell on you. pal 7/18/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- HM; Thursday is Toluene Thursday. Actually it's SH!T= So happy it's thursday. pal 7/18/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- If God was killed by hanging, Bitz would pray to the hangman! the true wise one 7/18/96 Number of Censored Words in this Document=0 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pal: Doesn't moonlih=ght cast shadows? Yuval the cannibal 7/19/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Help! I'm out of mushrooms! Gargamel 7/19/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- RED MOON Where are you moving to? Where do you live now? Lana 7/19/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- RED MOON How old are you? {If you don't mind me asking! : ) } You can email me if you don't want to post it... I wouldn't blame you--I'm not ever going to post my age here again! : ) Lana 7/19/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- FAULT Well there you go. You just blew my whole "belief" in astrology. John is a Sagittarius and I am a Gemini, and we are still going strong after two years and five months (it will be five months on July 26th). So now I can NEVER say that I believe. Sorry. Lana 7/19/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- BITZ I don't really know that much about you, except that you are VERY opinionated (I never thought I would meet someone more opinionated than myself!) and you tend to think that everyone else is a total and complete moron. Now you tell me what you THINK you know about me. Lana 7/19/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- P.S. BITZ Don't ever call me "love" again. Lana 7/19/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- BITZ I forgot, you don't believe in God, I know that, too. Lana 7/19/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- N.D. If I remembered the question, would I be asking you what my answer was? Didn't think so. Silly goose. ; } Lana 7/19/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Am I insane {don't say yes until you hear the question! : ) } or were there a hell of a lot more people who posted here before? Lana 7/19/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you save a drowning l*wyer? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Throw him a rock! : ) Lana 7/19/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- What is it? This is a useful tool, commonly found in the range of 8 inches long, the functioning if which is enjoyed by members of both sexes. It is usually found hung, dangling loosely, ready for instant action. It boasts of a clump or little hairy things at one end and a small hole at the other. In use, it is inserted, almost always willingly, sometimes slowly, sometimes quickly, into a warm, fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust in and drawn out again and again many times in succession, often quickly and accompanied by squirming body movements, Anyone listening in will surely recognize the rhythmic, pulsing sound resulting from the well-lubricated movements. When finally withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy, sticky white substance, some of which will need to be cleaned from the outer surfaces of the opening and some from its long glistening shaft. After everything is done and the flowing and cleansin! Unknown 7/19/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana: I really liked that quote on setting something you love free! I think it is very true, sad, but true. Red Moon 7/19/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Can I get a little advice here? Do long distance relationships work? How can you make them work? My boyfriend is going away to college in a month and we don't want to break up but he is afraid that it won't be the same when we see eachother. My mom told me that it could be better because in letters, you can find out stuff that you might not find out otherwise. Anybody?? Red Moon 7/19/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I was walking down the street one day and i had to take a crap real ba Unknown 7/19/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHADOW it's nice to know that someone is well versed in the exitential practice. I love the end of "the Idiot" when he speaks; "the children, why don't we tell the children." read kafka.... great stuff. this man knew what was going on and he saw it coming. regardless of what you may think of me. i'm a wonderful person. with a bad habit of starting social fires, and then sitting back and watching people put them out. however, before this wall fire gets out of control I feel I must help with this one, after all I started it. BITZ the fire man 7/19/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- dad always said take off your shoes before you take a bath. & 7/19/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- siskel & ebert 'twas double crapola! Gumby 7/19/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm leaving for Montreal and Quebec City this weekend, will be back on thursday evening. So see you guys in a week. pal 7/19/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- HM; Friday, must be fish friday at the deli. pal 7/19/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Lana, Bad news today. Tommy and his dad were killed in an accident last night. They will both be missed. I guess if it had to happen , it was better that they died together, either would have been lost without the other. Big Mamma 7/19/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Everybody have a good weekend, please! Big Mamma 7/19/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Star asked my favorite DJ to play "They're Coming to Take Me Away" for my Birthday--because she & her brother are DRIVING ME CRAZY!!!!!!! sorry for shouting, but it felt good!! Big Mamma 7/19/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Lana, Kevin & Kyle DO post...sometimes...when they have time and something to say. They are both working now, so neither has a lot of time. Big Mamma 7/19/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- red moon, where ya moving to? Gumby 7/19/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault; :) Roz 7/19/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pray (pra) v. To ask the laws of the universe to be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy. --Ambrose Bierce N.D 7/19/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey ALL!!! Sorry I haven't posted till now but my monitor freaked out on me last night and I just turned the whole blasted thing off....That'll teach that computer to mess with a newbie...hurrumph! Bunny...still haven't caught on to computers... 7/19/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault... I'm 26...I love all kinds of music...let's see..umm did I tell you Kings X? They are a kinda bluesy rock band trio that have awesome like harmonizing abilities. Very different.They are pretty easy to find in the music stores. Bunny the musical liason...yeah riiiight. 7/19/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ahhhhh We've gotten to talk of the paranormal....I looooove ghost stories (fiction and non fiction) I have a small incident(sp) to report. I was on vacation in New Orleans last year and talk about a haunted place!!!! We went on a tour done by an actual Dr. of paranormal stuff (I'm being simple in my wording of course) I didn't see anything but I sure did feel something...even before the guide told us about others feeling cold spot! You have to understand...this was in the dead of summer and 95 degrees out with not a breeze in sight. I felt a cold spot on my shoulder and it felt like dry ice...as I walked the suppossed haunted courtyard the spot stayed with me...my hubby said I was fish belly white before I tald them all what I felt. You could write it up to the power of suggestion but I swear I never felt anything like it before or since......BOO! Bunny the ghostbuster... 7/19/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana; Your quote from yesterday was from Jonathan Livingston Seagull. pal 7/19/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Shadow; You forget to mention you are dangerous during the full moon. Phallus 7/19/96 Number of Censored Words in this Document=0 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- BIG MAMMA He DIED? Holy sh!t..... I.... I don't know what to say. Lana 7/22/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- PAL Thanks! On the web page where I found it, it said Unknown. : ) Thanks! Lana 7/22/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- RED MOON If you love him and he loves you, then it will work. Lana 7/22/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yuval, to answer your question about casting shadows. Read "I am Dracula ...know me" By c. Dean Andersson I found the book sold nicley. Yes I can walk in daylight. I am also a warlock. Vlad 7/22/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gargemel, To bad about the mushrooms. I find that garlic is fun. Vlad 7/22/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bitz, Are you trying to tell me that Oden is dead? No, I refuse to beleive that I will not meet a Vlakerie and sit in Vahalla and get to party with Thor and Loki. Vlad the viking 7/22/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- How was Six Flags Big Mama? Vlad 7/22/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I hate to be a wise cracker, but Bitz is to busy worshiping himself to worship the hangman. Vlad the hangman 7/22/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- The fishing sucked today. All the fish were neted by the boats about 200 yards away from where I was fishing. Vlad 7/22/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I hope everyone had a good weekend. Vlad 7/22/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Shadow, Are you a werwolf? If so lets get together and howl at the Red Moon. Vlad 7/22/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ther was a yellow bird, with a yellow bill. Sitting on my window sill. I lured him in with a peice of bread and smashed his phucking head. The moral of this story is you need some bread to get some head. ; ) This was a ditty I sang in bootcamp. Vlad the poet 7/22/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- School will be starting here shortly. I will try to keep up but I want to do good in class. We will see. Vlad 7/22/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana & Gumby: I'm just moving a few miles south of where I live now, nothing too exciting. Red Moon 7/22/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hello Everyone! I haven't posted in a while... Unknown 7/22/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Latin: Aliquando et insanare iucundus est. English: Sometimes it is pleasant to act like a mad man. Seneca 7/22/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Duct tape is like the Force; it has a Dark side and a Light side, and it holds the Universe together. God's Mistress 7/22/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ZIS IS COMING. BRACE YOURSELF FOR ZIS..... & 7/22/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- lana, I'll stop if tell me why. ok "love" bitz 7/22/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana; In What is it, I figured is was an object bade by Trojan right? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A TOOTHBRUSH ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Pal 7/22/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Big Momma; Sorry to hear about Tommy. You have a good weekend also, if you can... As for the offsprings...ever hear of a straight jacket. pal 7/22/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Losers always whine about "doing their best" - winners get to f**k the prom queen! Sean Connery, The Rock 7/22/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- All went well this weekend, I guess. Missing Tommy very much.Star & Dragon had tons of fun at Great Adventure. I sat & crocheted, and got another order!!Couldn't go on the rides because of the medication I'm on...but, hey, THE TICKETS WERE FREE!!! Big Depressed Mamma 7/22/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yuval; The moonlight does not cast shadows if one is howling at it. If you run out of mushrooms, walk farther into the woods, look in damp areas. pal 7/22/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Red Moon I had a long distance relationship for a while. They can work, as long as you keep in touch and don't let the feelings you have for each other die from neglect. When you write letters, include a few lines of innuendo, or maybe the entire letter. Call each other at least twice a week, and send photos. Visit each other "where ever" as often as possible. Greeting cards and poetry are good too. Bambi 7/22/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Big Mamma, I am sooooo sorry about Tommy...I can't believe it! We all JUST met him....Tell his family that we are thinking of them and how sorry we are. Bunny ==: >( 7/22/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana! Hi chic!!!! Bunny here. About the Sag. and Gem. dealy...I think that since not a whole lot of us gave actual b-days and birth times that her traits were for the generalover all view not for specific persons. I have heard that to get a really accurate reading you have to give the person your birth date time of birth and place of birth...See my hubby and I are both Sag.s and we have alot of differences...cause he's a Nov. one and I'm a Dec. Don't take the Sunday papers' horoscope to heart...This is NOT a slam on your abilities Fault...okay? Bunny explains it all...LOL. 7/22/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I met a cool person on a chat room last night...he lives near us and has a home page for tattoos and piercings. Now don't worry ...I ALWAYS tell people in chats that I am married and ONLY looking for friends(to weed the loonies out). And yes, I have a tattoo. Does anyone else have one?! Or am I the only freaky person ?!? LOL Bunny...just rambling on and on and on... 7/22/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- hi! This is very stupid. molly loves ----- molly 7/22/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- A friend suggested that I check this out enjoyed reading all your stuff. I'll be back! Robbyn 7/22/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana It is a toothbrush. It sounds so much more exciting the way you describe it. St. Joe Girl 7/22/96 Number of Censored Words in this Document=0 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana, Was that really a description of a toothbrush? If so have you ever thought about writing instuction manuals? I bet you could liven up some boring topics. Vlad 7/23/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bunny, Alright you have a tatoo. I have been debating on getting a celtic arm band on my right arm. Right now the only thing that is holding me back is getting the extra money to do it. Vlad 7/23/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey Bitz, How is MIT? Vlad 7/23/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I am mad at my wifes cat. He ate all the foam off of my head phones for my stereo. I guess he is getting even for being named after a fish. Vlad 7/23/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- BITZ Because you don't love me.... not in the way someone loves you when they call you "love." Lana 7/23/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- BUNNY No, I don't have a tattoo, but I am going to get one... where is yours (IF it is appropriate for TBW.)? : ) Lana 7/23/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Goog job guys... I figured that you would all figure it out.... I mean, if I did, then you all must certainly be able to. Lana 7/23/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hello Everyone, it's me....Allegra! Bitz- Unknown 7/23/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bunny, no problem! I don't have a tatoo, although, I do have blue hair. Fault 7/23/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm sad, no one writes to me anymore. :( Fault 7/23/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Anyone gonna buy Alice in Chains Unplugged July 30? Fault 7/23/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pal Thanks for telling me where the mushrooms are. I was arraid I'll never be Gargamel again. yvl@bgumail.bgu.ac.il 7/23/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- These mushrooms are great! Now all I need is smurf souce to go with them. yvl@bgumail.bgu.ac.il 7/23/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- It's good to be me again! Did anybody see my cat? yvl@bgumail.bgu.ac.il 7/23/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- VLAD, vikings, vampires, and warlocks, oh my. you are starting to scare me. follow me and I'll point you back to reality. BITZ the realist 7/23/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- LANA, LANA, LANA. I know you.... your hyper-sensitive(which is common). affraid to speak your mind(which will hurt you later in life). very shy and in need of affirmation from everything you do.(which may require therapist to correct, unless your content to be that way) constantly wanting, mildly social, introverted, reserved, and quiet most of the time(which are for the most part good qualities). you are strongly against illegal drugs, (which is admirable). also, you are a better than average student, and very helpful toward what others need, possibly a martar, I'm not quite sure on that one yet. you are a fast learner, but you don't pay proper attention to detail(which will never make you a leader amongst your peers). and ....... I'll stop there, OK BITZ the fire starter 7/23/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- 2 MORE DAZE TIL ZIS. HANG ON. ZIS IZ IN Z HOUZE. & 7/23/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- La... La la.... La La LAAAAAAAAAAAA! Star the Silly :) Star the Silly :) 7/23/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hmm... Who wants to hear a joke? How does a certian ugly demon-boy who lives near me catch a squirell? He just climbs a tree and acts natural! I don't THINK SO :) 7/23/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Whatever you do Do it well For who may see it May never tell, But knowing you did The best you can Is all that can be asked Of any(hu)man --Big Mamma Big Mamma 7/23/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- How many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored? Bill Watterson 7/23/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Philosophy, as we know it, is nothing more than absolute proof that everything we think we know about ourselves is complete bunk. Consider, for instance, the behavior of ego. For this, I borrow a case study, namely Rush Limbaugh. We observe -- objectively, of course -- a fat, pathetic, sorry little man, fogged in ideas as well as perception. To all appearances, he possesses less than the brainpower of a retarded flea, but through his ego, and the automatic confidence that accompanies an overabundance of such, he is able to convince countless masses -- and even HIMSELF -- that what he has to say is worth listening to. Subitted for your review: Rush Limbaugh. A study in contradictions. Stupid, yet possessed of the unshakable faith that he thinks is intelligent. Incompetent, yet his charisma is such that he is able to pull in a six-figure salary. A conundrum. What frightening implications are presented by this man, such as he ! Unknown 7/23/96 Number of Censored Words in this Document=0 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- THE ZIS MAN HAS ARRIVED!!! NICE TO BE HERE, WHAT A GREAT VIBE, MAN. P. SOMEWHERE OUT THERE. 7/24/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hello Everyone... I hope you all are O.K...I just thought I would drop in...I have to say that I didn't post yesterday but for some strange reason, my name is on TBW...oh well...Bye! Allegra 7/24/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- VLAD Yes, it's a toothbrush, but I didn't write it. : ) I found it on www somewhere. Lana 7/24/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- YUVAL I haven't seen your cat... what is his/her name??? Lana 7/24/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- BITZ Afraid to speak my mind? Shy? Reserved and quiet? HA HA HA HA... you don't know me very well. Against illegal drugs... yes. Above average student... very much so, yes. I am not a martyr, though, because I do not regret anything that I have done in my life, right or wrong. I am no saint. I am not totally oblivious to detail... I am only when it suits me. Here is something that my coach always says: "Coach is ignorant when it benefits Coach." As much as I hate to say it, I do that, also. I am already a leader amongst my peers, especially in my church youth group and on my softball team. I am a "take-charge" kind of person. I just don't want you all to think that I am more of a smart-ass than I really am. UNLIKE YOU, I know my faults and admit them. Lana 7/24/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- PHILOSOPHY. philosophy is a search. the quest for truth, the finding of the absolute. it's passion, and love of wisdom, knowing, learning. It's enlightenment, a constant process. of questioning what you believe, and accepting what you know. what you believe is not truth, what you know IS. what you believe is what you were told. and that is religion. philosophy becomes religion when the seeker knows that what he/she has sought is the absolute.. there is no denial of the absolute. (2+2=4), that is a simple example of absolute. there is no argument. no doubt. 2+2=4, absolutely. BITZ the enlightend 7/24/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- lana, you seemed to be knowlegdable in the fine art of love, please help me better define the word. tell me everything you know about love, and how you came to know these things. remember. this is a learned behavior we are talking about. c'mon make Buscaglia proud. BITZ buscaglia 7/24/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- lana one more thing why do you and allegra have the same e-mail address? naughty,naugthy, love. BITZ the observer 7/24/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hello.......my name is Inego Montoya..... .....you kill my father.....prepare to die..... gerbil 7/24/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bis Mamma My condolences and all the spiritual support I can send your way. Ms. Kitty 7/24/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ____ / / * / IZZY |) | |) / | | | ---- ---------------- / / !---------- Zizzy PiP 7/24/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- what spell have u cast that i can't not think of you in such ways... a hopeless romantic named drue 7/24/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- In memory of Tommy: Life's too short To wonder why. The birds do sing, The clouds roll by. The time has come For you and I To part company, And so I'll cry. ---Big Mamma Big Mamma 7/24/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- There is a gay chicken named Fredrico. He had only one leg, and hobbles around on a crutch. He is a liberal, but he wears Rush Limbagh ties. Fredrico has many adventures, that I plan to tell to anyone who cares to listen about those adventures. Here is the first installment. FREDRICO DISCOVERS THE THING(S) THAT EATS YOUR SOCKS IN THE DRYER AND HIDES YOUR KEYS Fredrico was doing his laundry one day, and while leaning into the dryer to retrieve a lost article, he leaned a little to far and fell in! Not did he fall into a simple dryer, he fell down, down, into a deep chasm. He blaked out on impact, and when he awoke, he saw little three - eyed men standing about him. He stood, and as he did , he found he was in a small cave filled almost to capacity with his socks, garden tools, and a single set of keys. Upon closer inspection, he found they were the keys to his 74 Gremlin. As he stooped to pick the keys up, one of hte little men bashed him over the head with his own garden clippers. Again he passed out, however when he woke up the second time he was on his own couch. Freaky Huh? BE SURE TO WATCH FOR MORE OF FREDRICO'S PLIGHTS I WROTE THIS!!! 7/24/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yuval I have read that a similar plant can be grafted onto the roots of a marijuana plant giving it the appearance of the grafted plant but because the root creates the THC you can get a buz from it.The plant that was used in the book I read was the hops plant. Pusher 7/24/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ND Are you here to make us think, or make us think you think ? Pusher 7/24/96 Number of Censored Words in this Document=0 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana: I don't know my cat's name. As a matter of fact I see him only after I eat these mushrooms and become Gargamel. Maybe last time I did I thought he's a smurf and ate him;-) Yuval the cannibal 7/25/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pusher: Close but no cigar (or joint, if that's what you prefer). Nicotine is produced in the roots of tobacco plants. THC is produced in the leaves as a responce to sunlight. That's why hemp plants that are grown in the shade make very poor quality marijuana. Yuval the cannibal 7/25/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Have everybody but me lost interest in smurfs? Gargamel 7/25/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gerbil- That is the best quote from any movie, and "The Princess Bride" happens to be one of my fave. movies!! Hell Yeah!! Love,Peace and Music, Allegra 7/25/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bitz- Thanks for the letter, it was nice to hear from you...I have to say that you CAN be a really sweet guy!! I wish you were the same way on TBW, I'm sure you and Lana would stop fighting (if you are). Love,Peace and Music, Allegra 7/25/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana- I'm glad you admit your faluts...I hate doing it but I do, becuase no one is perfect, we just like to PRETEND we are sometimes.... Love,Peace and Music, Allegra 7/25/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Shadow- Where are you?? I hope you are O.K... Allegra 7/25/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Did ANYONE see women's gymnastics??? Kerri Strung was sooo brave...now if I could only do that.... Allegra 7/25/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Now, someone tell me why the hell aren't they showing women's soccer on NBC??? I mean, they are WAY better then the men and I can prove this...they have won the women's world cup twice and the men haven't even gotten close!!! I want answers!!!! Allegra (a pissed off soccer player) 7/25/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- BITZ Buscaglia???? Anyways..... Why are you suddenly so interested in love? Wait, let me guess... you don't believe in that, either. I learned about love the same way everyone else does: by experiencing it. I have tried many times to define the word itself, but that is like trying to define, "happy." It can't be done. However, I CAN tell you how it FEELS to be in love, if you are interested. Aw, hell, even if you're not interested, here goes: I ALWAYS have thoughts of John in my mind. ALWAYS, even in my sleep (all you sick minds out there can just forget it because that's not what I mean). You know that dizzy feeling you get when you just stepped off of a roller coaster? Not exactly sick, but your heart and stomach feel all flitty? Well I have that all the time. And no matter what he is saying, no matter how boring it may seem to someone else, my attention is glued. After a! Unknown 7/25/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- BITZ We don't have the same address; what are you talking about? Mine is pippin@theramp.net and hers is cheryl1@fyiowa.infi.net What are you talking about? (In hers, that is cheryl, followed by the number one. Sometimes on TBW the lower-case l's and the number 1's look the same.) Lana 7/25/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- PUSHER That wasn't very nice (what you said to ND). If what ND writes doesn't make you think, then maybe you just don't know how to. Lana 7/25/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Oh JEEZ!!! And I faught 938253 other sperm for THIS?!?!?!?! N.D 7/25/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- YO ZIS, this is MIT calling, HANG TEN MY MAN, and welcome to the wall, you may post at will commander BITZ the welcome wagon 7/25/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- LANA, I know you now. ya see. that was easy. BITZ 7/25/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- GAY CHICKENS, stop it, gay gerbels, maybe. chickens no way. I can't believe I wasted my time reading about gay chickens, well, never again. you can stop right there and post no more..... BITZ 7/25/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- allegra, I know your there.... and I know you never left. come out, come out, where-ever you are. ollie ollie, oxen-in-free. I got a sweet deal for you if you post... ya want it? BITZ 7/25/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- say the word and you'll be free. say the word and be like me. say the word I'm thinking of. have you heard, the word is love, it's so fine, It's sunshine. it's the word love.... in the beggining I misunderstood, but now I got it, the word is good. say the word I'm thinking of, have you heard the word is love. beatle BITZ 7/25/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- lana. 75% is gotta say something c'mon give me some credit sweetheart, can I call you sweetheart? BITZ 7/25/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is MIT calling, everything A.O.K. here. god is dead and Darwin is king. over and out. BITZ 7/25/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- drue, your right, romance is hopeless. it's fantasy. if you want romance read a book. every one is a hopeless romantic. woman live their whole life waiting for some loser with the right shoe. they run around all day long kissing frogs with hope. they are rocked to sleep with stories about young girls living in the woods with seven celebate dwarfs, and she sets herself up in the woods with hope that a necrophile will find her. c'mon, this is a guy that likes to kiss dead woman. and men. they don't know what the hell they want, but they know what they don't want. they don't want romance. they could care less about it. but, don't get me wrong I'm also a hopeless romantic, although some just call me hopeless, but hey. they don't have a clue. romance is a hole and heartbeat, well actually a heartbeat is asking a little to much. relax! thats a joke. lighten up. geez what a bunch of tight butts around here. oh that reminds me, joe ! Unknown 7/25/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- like, it's all groovey baby. zis is here, far out and wild man. BITZ the beat poet 7/25/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- No, not anymore, I can't "make" anyone think. Don't know why I ever tried. I'm selling my clue, if anybody needs one. I realized, it just doesn't do any good. 98% of the population can't be wrong - you really can get along without a phucking clue. Just plug into Mid-day television. It doesn't matter how distorted the NEWS really is. 3 million commuters don't know how to drive, why should I? Why save the atmosphere? I'll die before the environment does - it'll kill me. Hey, lets put 4.8 million people in jail for free thought! Don't worry, we'll just take the money out of the schools and build more prisons - screw the youth. I have better things to do than try to make a difference. I got softball to play. I've got a dog to kick. I can go reveal the intimate details of a pathetically trite existance in dingy, smoke filled chat rooms. Please, take this clue from me, so that I may be as self centered and blind as yo! Unknown 7/25/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Big Mama, Your poem was beautiful. Coolo loco 7/25/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- dont worry be happy :) :-) :?) :-P =) =] ;) :-> :I :-J =D :c) Gumby 7/25/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- WOW, i just got a great CD 2day! it has tons of songs i luuuuuuuvvvv!! *hot, hot, hot *brown eyed girl (my favorite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) *montego bay *walking on sunshine *macarena (also a fav......) *ceeeeeeeleeebraationnnn !!!!!! *i can see clearly now *dont worry be happy *one love *kokomo *****and more***** Gumby 7/25/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ~~~when you worry you make it double~~~ ~~~don' worry be happy~~~ =-D Gumby 7/25/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey, Yuval, You know classic music! Who performed "God damn the pusher man"? Shaggy~ 7/25/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- If a stranger came up to you on the street and told you he was a patholigical liar, would you believe him? I WROTE THIS!! 7/25/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- RE: TATTOOS!!!!! Hey, COOOOOOL! I really thought you guys would think I was some kind of weirdo for having one. I used to show it off all the time but got some VERY negative responses lately so I don't really show it unless I see some one with one. Then I'll chat with them about where and who gave it to them and the like.... If you would like to know what I have...well...I'm afraid it's not very exciting...It's a 2 inch big black tribal dragon on my ankle. I thought hard and long (get your minds out of the gutter!) about what and where to get it(7 years). I love it and it was worth the annoying pain to get it. Do not let any one tell you it DOESN'T HURT....cause it DOES!!! Of course that depends largely on where you place it...I'd better go for now I'm babbling again. Bunny, the living canvas... 7/25/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Has anyone seen my Sweet Polly Purebread??? Underdog 7/25/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- MY KARMA RAN OVER MY DOGMA! *sniff* The Eternal Enlightened 7/25/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bunny I also have a tattoo. Ms. Kitty 7/25/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gerbil, I love that movie!!! The Princess Bride, right?!?!? Kelly 7/25/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- We finally installed a screen door, but after weeks of leaving the door open to beat the heat, my family has no "shut the door" habit. The flies are driving me to unseemly behavior. I got up and closed the door, my daughter came into the house and left it open, a fly came in, and I spent an hour cursing the fly buzzing at the window trying to escape my vile mood. Suddenly its buzzing torqued to a new pitch! Louder and louder its wings beat! I got up to see, and there, pinned to the window sill, struggling madly to escape, was the fly, trapped in the powerful jaws of a light grey and black saviour of my sanity: a jumping spider. So, I guess it was okay, 'cause otherwise the spider would've gone hungry. Bob Delta 7/25/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I received this poem in the mail, and i think you should all read this and take it into careful consideration. ~ DEATH OF AN INNOCENT ~ I went to a party Mom, I remembered what you said. You told me not to drink, Mom, so I drank soda instead. I really felt proud inside, Mom, the way you said I would. I didn't drink and drive, Mom, even though the others said I should. I know I did the right thing, Mom, I know you were always right. Now the party is finally ending, Mom, as everyone is Driving out of sight. As I got into my car, Mom, I knew I'd get home in one piece. Because of the way you raised me, so responsible and sweet. I started to drive away, Mom, but as I pulled out into the road the other car didn't see me, Mom, and hit me like a ! Unknown 7/25/96 Number of Censored Words in this Document=0 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- O.K. BITZ- I have looked through every TBW for the last 2 months for your stinking e-mail address!!! I CAN"T FIND IT!!! I wanted to e-mail you back personally and I tried but I didn't work. PLEASE, can I have it??? Thanks.... Love,Peace and Music, Allegra 7/26/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- "UNKNOWN" was me, Lana. What I said (the part that got cut off) was, After a while I got to know him almost as well as I know myeslf... what he likes to eat, his music, what he likes to do.... but most of all, I know his heart, and that is why I love him. Lana 7/26/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- BITZ 75% of what? What was that supposed to mean? You lost me (sorry, having a blonde moment)... You can call me sweetheart as long as you don't abuse the privelege (sp?).... : ) Hee hee. ; ) Lana 7/26/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- HM HM HM HM HM Why does this thing keep cutting off so many postings? Even the "short" ones? Lana 7/26/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- DON"T THROW TOOTHPICKS INTO THE URINALS, CRABS POLE VAULT WITH THEM. zero the hero 7/26/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- lana, posted 7/23. "hello everyone it's me allegra" your e-mail address follows. don't be so defensive, people will think were in love. "what am I talking about?" you know.. knowledge is power girlfriend, can I call you girlfriend? and anotherthing my love struck child of god. I do believe in love. but hate involves more passion. sex with someone you hate can be pretty exciting, what do you think honey? can I call you honey? and finally all the question marks after Buscaglia, am I to understand that you don't know of the man. my dear how did you ever come so far. now you be nice pumpkin. can I call you pumpkin? BITZ 7/26/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ZIS WHERE IS ZIS. WAXING THE BOARD? TAPPING THE IVORY 88, OR WHAT.. BITZ 7/26/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bitz, The Bitzmiester, The Bitz-o-rama, The Bitz-enator!!!! Playin' the Word game with the Lana-metor! That's a classic, Bitz. Once in while someone just impresses the livin' schitt out of me - that time, it was all you!! I won't trouble you with any of my spare clues unless you ask... N.D 7/26/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana, Here s that clue I promised you... The question was "Of all people, past present or future, who is your hero?" Since you call yourself a "Christian", there is only ONE correct answer. (hint: it s not me) I recommend that you decide EXACTALLY what you believe, BEFORE you tell ANYONE!!! Narghile Dab hand 7/26/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Unknown Your poem was cut off. Can you repost it without all the spaces? I would really like a copy of it. Ms. Kitty 7/26/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bunny My tattoo is on my upper arm. It's a Unicorn standing on it's rear legs on top of the Earth with a rainbow, stars, and a moon behind it. It's about 3 inches high and 4 inches wide at it's largest. I spent about 3 years looking for something appropriate after I decided I wanted it, which is what I would suggest that any one do. Don't rush out and get whatever catches your eye first. I finally drew my own and took it to someone who did only originals. Mine did not hurt, however I had a lot more muscle than. You are correct when you said it depends on where you get it. I've had mine about 10 years now. Ms. Kitty 7/26/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sometimes the things that people do catch me by surprise and just when I thought I'd seen it all I'm amazed once more by how stupid the human race can be. Ms. Kitty 7/26/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- If nobody's perfect, I must be nobody. Coolo loco 7/26/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sometimes I wish I was as ignorant as everyone else, because then people wouldn't annoy me so much. Coolo loco 7/26/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bon Jour; I'm back. Montreal was a blast, slightly expensive but great. Vlad...I just knew you were into witchcraft. As for the Shadow, he always howls at the moon whatever what color it is. pal 7/26/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I used to be indecicive...but now I'm not sure. mois 7/26/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey guys, ya'll have a nice weekend now you hear. And come agin real soon. You know you're a redneck if you think clam chowder comes from your spitoon. REB 7/26/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Beans are good. Won't you gimme some beans? Please & 7/26/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you get four old ladies to say bingo at the same time? A: You get another old lady to say bingo. & 7/26/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Walk away and taste the pain, come again some other day, aren't you glad you weren't afraid, funny how the prise gets paid. uncle Bob 7/26/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yuval The book I read that method from was from the early 70s called the Art of Growing Pot, as artists perhaps they wern't too worried about the facts. Pusher 7/26/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana The comment I made to ND was not meant to be mean Pusher 7/26/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Shaggy The song " The Pusher " was done by Steppenwolf. In my opinion the best rendition of the song is on their live album. Pusher 7/26/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Walk away and taste the pain, come again some other day, aren't you glad you weren't afraid, funny how the prise gets paid. uncle Bob 7/26/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wow! Now that I go back and read it, that really did sound like something Bitz would say!!! Sorry folks, _I_ am the one getting rid of my clues. They just don't do me any good.... Narghile Dab hand 7/26/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Do you know what real love is ? - Sacrifice ! From the movie Cliffhanger 7/26/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yuval, I still don't care what anyone else says about you, you're alright by me! You certainly don't need any of my second hand clues.... Take care! "And if your head explodes with dark forebodings, too, I'll see you...." Narghile Dab hand 7/26/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Shaggy, Steppinwolf, I believe did that song. Big Mamma 7/26/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Allegra I missed all but the awarding of the medals and the replays unfortunately. I'm hoping to catch the individuals, unless I've already missed those to. I don't know why they're not airing Women's soccer. Mayber they are and it's real late - I woke up about two in the morning and caught part of the Women's softball. Ms. Kitty 7/26/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- N.D. Aren't you glad? I'll bet all those other sperm would be green with envy if they could see you now! : ) Ms. Kitty 7/26/96 Number of Censored Words in this Document=0 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- how many smurfs would a gargamel smurf if a gargamel could smurf smurfs? i don't know, but i'm sure it would be smurfy! vlad-- please don't trick the censors that way. you'll make them feel bad or at least not very smurfy! gay chickens? hmmmmmm. i wonder, are they as good as fried smurf? knock,knock. knock,knock!!! who's there? smurf. smurf who? smurfy smurf! sirhicksalot 7/29/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- BITZ NOW you have abused the privelege. You know what? You can call me MA'AM. P.S. I don't have sex with anyone at all, so I wouldn't know. P.P.S. Even if you don't believe, you should still capitalize the "g" in God. Lana 7/29/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- BITZ I don't even LIKE you, so how could I EVER love you? I don't know (or CARE, for that matter) who Buscaglia is, and I never posted ad Allegra... CAN WE MOVE ON NOW? P.S. First you asked me to tell you what I know about love, and then you cut me down. That's the last time I try to be helpful to you. Lana 7/29/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- N.D. Why would God be my hero, when he lets people hurt me? Neither John nor my grandfather would ever allow someone to hurt me if they could help it, thus they are my heroes. HOWEVER, I DO believe in God.... Lana 7/29/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- PUSHER Oh, my bad. You meant to be friendly, right? Give me a break. Lana 7/29/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pusher, the people who wrote that about hops probably failed to releize that hops have a natural seditive affect. I have read this in my organic gardening and herbal magazines. In the 18th cetury a common cure for insomnia was a pillow that was stuffed with a mixture of dried hops and goose down. Vlad 7/29/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bitz, what do you call and egomaniac with a computer? answer: Bitz Vlad 7/29/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gargemel, I have lost a smurf do you have him? His mane is Izzy he takes care of the mushrooms. Vlad 7/29/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding. YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY PUDDING, IF YOU DON'T EAT YOUR MEAT. Vlad 7/29/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pal, nice to see you back. A witch I am not but a warlock, mabey. Vlad 7/29/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Oh, for the record I do not use pot and I never will. But I do like hops. That is what gives beer it unique flavor. Vlad 7/29/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Shadow, Where are you? Send me a message or something. Vlad 7/29/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kitty, a unicorn cool. Just what we need another person who enjoys pagan artwork. Vlad 7/29/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Did you hear about the confused Vikings? They raped the feilds and pillaged the women. : ) Vlad 7/29/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- PAL, did you do any fishing in Canada? Vlad 7/29/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana, how are you doing? Don't take Bitz serrious. I think there are a few problems with a love compex. Mainly with thyself. Vlademer Lewisavich Blackburn 7/29/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Oops, I might have pressed the button twice sorry HM. Vlad 7/29/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Big Mama, are you doing any better? Vlad 7/29/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- So long I will see you in a few days. Vlad 7/29/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana, Did you hear wha happened to the blonde tap dancer? She fell in the sink. ; ) Vlad the impaler 7/29/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- HI Bunny, are things nice anf fluffy? Vlad 7/29/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hello, Is there anybody in there? Vlad 7/29/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Coolo, how are things down south? Vlad 7/29/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Does anyone know what happened to Becca (Ohio Girl) and Psychotic C.S.? Did they go home for the summer like Ace of Spades did? Lana 7/29/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Every relationship seems simple at its start." Anne Morrow Lindbergh I might have already posted that one, but it is one of my favorite quotes, so here it is again. Lana 7/29/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thanks N.D. On the Dark Side of the Moon. I see you like P.F too. Yuval the cannibal 7/29/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Shaggy: I know othing about classic music, and I never listen to it. There are some ancient compositors that I do like (Bach, Gerschwin, Bethoven (sp?), etc.), but I declared them rockers. Yuval the cannibal 7/29/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I was thinkin' Steppewolf, but didn't want to sound like an idiot.... Thanks Big Mamma and Pusher. Shaggy~ 7/29/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Coolo loco, Ms. Kitty, You can try to enlighten 'em (HA!), or give up your clues and be dumb and happy. The stupidity of the masses WILL continue - Forever. Narghile Dab hand 7/29/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I start Behind the Wheel Today!! wish me luck and hope i come back in one piece! :) Gumby 7/29/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Im leaving to Milan Italy on Friday i cant wait! lots of pizza, and pasta, and pizza and more pasta.... yummmmmmmmmmmmmm............ Arivoderci! (spelling) but ill continue to post till then keep track of whats going on till i get back on the 9th! Gumby 7/29/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thankz!!! :) Gumby 7/29/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- To all who post, and all the spectators here, I have a question I hope you will answer for me. What is love? Please give as much detail as possible. If it's to long to post e-mail it to me please. The Shadow 7/29/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- bunny Of course tattoos hurt, that's part of the fun of getting them. I have three, and the one on top of my shoulder hurt the worst, but when your body starts to release all those natural pain killers, it's the best. good\luck in any future body art. anonymous 7/29/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Coolo Loco, I don't know if your still looking for some spanish love songs, but if you are you might want to try this cd. Mujeriego, by Jose Jose. He has a beautiful voice. Buenos dias senorita. The Shadow 7/29/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bitz, You want to know what I think? I think your a guy who's intelligence is over looked, because of his attitude, who's intelligence is as much a curse to him as a blessing. The Shadow 7/29/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vlad, I'm a shape shifter, an amoebiod, a shaman, a madman, a fool, a barbarian, a leper, an archangel, an energy all my own, constantly colliding with myself, a reflection of everything, in the great void of nothingness, I am Barabbas. The Shadow 7/29/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault, Where do you get that blue stuff you put in your hair????? The Shadow 7/29/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ms Kitty "unknown" was me (Gumby) it got cut off! well, here is the rest of the poem! i didnt write it though, i just received it from someone via e-mail ~ DEATH OF AN INNOCENT ~ I went to a party Mom, I remembered what you said. You told me not to drink, Mom, so I drank soda instead. I really felt proud inside, Mom, the way you said I would. I didn't drink and drive, Mom, even though the others said I should. I know I did the right thing, Mom, I know you were always right. Now the party is finally ending, Mom, as everyone is Driving out of sight. As I got into my car, Mom, I knew I'd get home in one piece. Because of the way you raised me, so responsible and sweet. I started to drive away, Mom, but as I pulled out into the road the other car didn't see me, Mom, and hit me like a load. As I lay there ! Unknown 7/29/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ms. Kitty, Sometimes. Other times, I think I should have waiter for a different egg... Narghile Dab hand 7/29/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- im sorry if i posted this twice, i dont know if the other post came out right ~Gumby ~ DEATH OF AN INNOCENT ~ I went to a party Mom, I remembered what you said. You told me not to drink, Mom, so I drank soda instead. I really felt proud inside, Mom, the way you said I would. I didn't drink and drive, Mom, even though the others said I should. I know I did the right thing, Mom, I know you were always right. Now the party is finally ending, Mom, as everyone is Driving out of sight. As I got into my car, Mom, I knew I'd get home in one piece. Because of the way you raised me, so responsible and sweet. I started to drive away, Mom, but as I pulled out into the road the other car didn't see me, Mom, and hit me like a load. As I lay there on the pavement, Mom, I hear the policeman say, the other guy is drunk, Mom, and no! Unknown 7/29/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Life is nothing but a progression of changes. As we grow up everything about and around us changes (or we don't mature). I've been through many changes in my life, some good and some bad, but I have enjoyed most of them, and would only change one if I could. It was the long period without change when I experienced, no strike that, I lived drug abuse and alcoholism. Then came a slow process called recovery, AA says we never are recovered, but are constantly recovering. Change is still a major factor in my life, and I would be stagnant without it. Everything keeps changing except for my sexuality and I would never want to change that. Yet the ultimate change of our lives is always hanging above us, that my friends is the greatest change of all. It is called Death. Since it is one of all the largest changes of our lifetime, how come we spend so much of our time focusing on them a! Unknown 7/29/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Just so ya'll know, a bunch of my posts over the last few days, haven't made it up on the Wall... Narghile Dab hand 7/29/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ok.......ummmmmm.....i kind-of have a favor to ask.....but........ I was wondering if anyone knew........where to.....ummmmmmm........ get a fake ID? Or if anyone out there could ummmmmm............... help me in getting one? (not to drink or anything like that, i dont do that sort of stuff.) Just so i can have the experience of going to a club once. I just want to have pure, natural fun! thats all. Could anyone help me? Thankz G**** (guess who) 7/29/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Here I sit all broken hearted, I had to sh** and only farted. Sorry borrowed this one. 7/29/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I WISH I WAS A BUNSENBURNER,THAN I COULD TURN MY FLAME UP AND DOWN. ME ME 7/29/96 Number of Censored Words in this Document=0 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- VLAD Problems with a love complex... can you elaborate please? Lana 7/30/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- VLAD I like that one, but there are much funnier ones... when I find my joke list I will post some... Lana 7/30/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- GUMBY Are you taking behind the wheel through your school or through a private school? I took it at Michael's, and I never had to take a test (parallel parking, 3-point turns, anything like that).... actually, I still don't know how to parallel park! : ) Lana 7/30/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- GUMBY Since you keep getting cut off, can you please email that poem to me? pippin@theramp.net I like it, and I want to know how it ends! : ) Lana 7/30/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHADOW I told BITZ almost everything that I know (I posted it) the other day.... do you want more? I am not an expert or anything, but I can tell you my experience.... Let me know and I'll email you, or email me pippin@theramp.net Lana 7/30/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I like to eat cookies in the bathroom & 7/30/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I like to eat cookies in the bathroom Superpimp 7/30/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vlad; Cruisin' yes, fishin' no. pal 7/30/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Derek says hello! He is sitting on my lap as I read all of these to him. Oh how I wish I could know what he is trying to say...he still can't talk yet, but babbles to us, and communicates with his eyes and flowing emotions. He does that when I read the writings on the Wall to him. pal, the wonderer 7/30/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites. Moderation is for monks! Lazarus Long (Robert Heinlein) 7/30/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gumby, Good luck, and watch out for those trees, they move sometimes. You wouldn't happen to have any spare room in your suitcase, Would you???? The Shadow 7/30/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vlad, Are you a real pagan? The Shadow 7/30/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pal, Death the ultimate transformation, at least by average human perception in our culture. it's funny how we struggle so hard to gain control over death, only to be swallowed up. Still, we have our greatest minds at work trying to beat death, then we could live forever, and completely screw up the ecosystem, or maybe spread our wonderous ways to other parts of the universe. The Shadow 7/30/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana, Love/Hate. Such a fine line. The Shadow 7/30/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Shadow, In great detail: "Love" is when imagination over-rides intellegence. ~~~~~~~~~ 7/30/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana No I don't particularly want to be anyones friend, If it works out that I am Thats great if not it wasn't meant to be. I made that remark because of NDs posting on 7/16. If it made ND mad I apologize it wasn't meant to if it made you mad , it wasn't addressed to you so I don't really care! Pusher 7/30/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Veni, Vini, Peepee Found on real bathroom by Joanna Oyzon! 7/30/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gracias, shadow. Sounds just like what I'm looking for. Coolo loco 7/30/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- N.D. about ignorance: I'm happy, here in my small world where I've gotten used to it. I'm never going to join them, but I have to put up with them. Coolo loco 7/30/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- _Help Me_ Something is slipping away... A part of me, my mind, my heart. I feel it happening... I am falling! No! it's pulling me, uncontrollable! I can do nothing to stop it... I go with it, I give up, I surrender. My hope is desperation. Coolo loco 7/30/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- tears falling so softly, sadly onto cheeks cheeks drying so surely giving way to smiles. Coolo loco 7/30/96 Number of Censored Words in this Document=0 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- St.Joe Girl, Virgos are (in my opinion) really cool. And, yes, you guys are perfectionists. You told me you live with another Virgo, my source says that two Virgos in the same family get along very well, but some difficulties may arise if you become too critical of each other or undermine each other's confidence. All in all, though, you guys work good to keep things tidy and clean. You guys are very wity and funny.You're also: -gentle with the helpless -sympatetic -organized -dedicated -charming -helpful Physical Appearance: -high forehead -eyelids are often veiled -nose is straight -jaw is broad Fault 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- One Hot Momma, If you're talking about Cable Guy, it totally sucks (in my opinion) Fault 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Speaking of Smurfs, I got p!ssed off at my friend 'cause he said I looked like one, just because I have blue hair. Fault 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I know some people who like Courtney Love, and it sometimes sickens me. Fault 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jasonmouse: I believe it goes- If a tree falls on a mime and no one is around to hear it, does anyone care? Red Moon 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault: Yes, Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Smashing Pumpkins, Alice in Chains, Soundgarden all rock. What about Toadies, Nixons, Super 8, and Lenny Kravitz? Red Moon 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- By the way, if you're actually reading these things....BOY do you need a life. (almost as much as we contributors do) paradox 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bitz is here. Bitz has always been here, bitz is reading, reading, reading...like those before me. the great risk takers of the world. The ones that ask the age old question and then die at the hand of the narrow minded fool who fears what he don't know " Whats your sign", "gilligan's island", "smurfs", "stupid jokes, and bad taste in music", "days of our lives", are these your thoughts and quotes that you chose too enter "trees falling on mimes" thats a sad thought, thats almost a non-thought. this wall is monitored. so watch your language and (if there is any future at all for mankind) be creative! Can I get an amen my brothers and sisters. praise god and the little baby jesus, and mary who had a baby with out sex. ya, thats a good one, Is there a doctor on the planet that can explain the conception process to these people... ya see? creative.......... oh, and one more thing. I saw "the cable guy" ! it sucked. but you may like it.... over and out.... ...........Hello pal. BITZ 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault Can you tell me about Pisces? Gumby 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- im sorry HM!!!!! ill stop, i didnt know i shouldnt do what i did i just learned it from someone, and figured i would try it SORRY!! Moi 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana I coasted right past Hardees drive thru window. Luckily I wasn't going to fast. I was able to stop in their parking lot, and walk the rest of the way to work. No coffee that day! I saw a psychic once. He told me that I had 2 guardian angels watching over me because I worried so much. They were definitely taking care of me that day. St. Joe Girl 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- One Hot Mamma I saw Cable Guy. It was ... strange. I loved Ace Ventura and Dumb & Dumber. I wouldn't pay to see this one again, I'm not sure if I would pay to rent the video. It was like they couldn't decide if it was supposed to be "Jim Carey funny" or dark & menacing. It was not bad...just alittle off center. St. Joe Girl (the Roger Ebert of St. Joe 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Does anyone remember the Green Acres theme song? Green Acres is the place to be, Farm living is the life for me, Land spreading out so far and wide, Keep Manhattan but give me that country side. New York is where I'd rather stay, I get allergic smelling hay, I appreciate a penthouse view, Keep Manhattan but give me Park Avenue. There may be more....isn't scary to think what I must have forgotten to make room in my brain for this? St. Joe Girl 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bunny, Welcome Back, whence you came! The Shadow 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana, I think you mean ALLEGRA, HMmmmmmmmmmmm! I didn't know there was an ordinance against the use of her name, or is it like beetlejuice, it's o.k. as long as you don't say it three times? The Shadow 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dimitrios, Sounds like you don't like it here. Ain't life a beach?! Just cuz things is censored, don't mean you can't say what you gotta say. Where there's a will, there's a way. The Shadow 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Big Mamma, I hope star get's better soon, that sounds like an awful place to get poison ivy. The Shadow 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm surrounded by pogonip! Anyone have an ice pick????? The Shadow 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jason Mouse (r lauzon) in Ontario CA If you're in a space ship traveling faster than the speed of light, and turn your lights on: IT WILL GIVE YOU A NICE GLOW..... FRUMS 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- St. Joe Girl; That will teach you not to go to Hardees. pal 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hot Mama; I've seen the new Jim Carrey movie, and I probably won't be the only person to tell you that it was nothing but a waste of good film. I enjoyed most of his other movies too, so my opinion has no bias. Roz 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pal- Honalulu? Coolo loco 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I liked TBW a lot better without FRAMES! Coolo loco 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault- I like about half of those bands. I also like Everclear, Seven Mary Three, Alanis Morisette, Led Zepplin, Bush, Boyz 2 Men, R Kelly, Seal, ... Coolo loco 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- All the major research on the effectiveness of DARE shows that it has no impact on the rate of drug use by children who go through DARE training. N.D 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- DOSE ANYONE LISTEN TO COOL MUSIC!!!!! METALLICA PANTERA KoRn deftones MINISTRY FEAR FACTORY MEGADETH MISFITS YOUR MOM!!!!!!!!!!!! Curtis 7/10/96 Number of Censored Words in this Document=0 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gumby: Oui,je parle un peu de francais. Pourquoi? (and it's est-ce qu'...not est qu') Red Moon 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Come night, come Romeo, come thou day in night. For thou wilt lie upon the wings of night whiter than new snow on a ravens back. Come night, come loving, black-browed night,give me my Romeo, And, when he shall die, take him and cut him up in little stars. And he will make the face of heaven so fine that all the world will be in love with night and pay no attention to the garish sun.... Red Moon (I love shakespeare) 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana, I didn't say men were not cruel but I at least like to look the person in eyes as I twist the knife. Please don't think I am all that cruel but I do try to be honest. Vlad 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- How profetic you are becoming Gumby see how good influences can rub off on a person. I was refering to Pal, Big Mama, Bitz and all the other profets out there. Vlad 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- To the person who was wondering how to post. YOU DID IT!!!!! Let us all clap our fins (oops I should say hands) Vlad 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- A sign in the Oklahoma City Zoo said Don't throw things into the seal tank. It was really a tank filled with sea lions. I thought that one of the biologests could tell the difference. Vlad 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey did you guys know that the 30th of June was a blue moon. Oh how smurfy. Vlad 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gumby, your picture looked more like a vampire going in for the kill. I LIKE IT! Vlad 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- to anonemus. sex: allot age: older than allot people Vlad no I didn't get it or mabey I do? 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dingleberry, be glad you don't live in Alaska. They tried to make that bug the state bird. They will bite you through blue jeans up here and they were fur coats. Vlad not the only blood sucker in Alaska 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Alice I prefer seeing you in chains. Vlad 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey Yo-man, did you know that a yoman in the Navy or Coast Guard is the person who works in the offices maintaining personell records. Vlad 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Red Moon, that is cool if you can do it. Three cheers for you. Vlad 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana, Doughnuts are fried in a deepfat frier. That is why they are greasy up here where I live at. I prefer danish's because they are baked and I know that they are more fattening. I used to be a baker and a cook. Vlad 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey I need to go and play plumber. They faucet on the tub is dripping and I have to go repace a washer and reseat the fitting. Have fun you all. Vlad 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Coolo loco, Good point.... spite is a nasty thing... no pun nitended. Lana 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- YUVAL What is wrong with your email?? I haven't been able to respond (to what you sent me) all weekend!!! (Especially Sunday!) What gives? Lana 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- BITZ True, MOST of Canada... but Pal asked about WINDSOR. Lana 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- NITECRUISER Even though misspellings (two s's?) really bother me (ESPECIALLY my own), I must say, in defense of some of us, that even though my word processing program has a spellchecker, my Netscape program does not. Lana 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- The New Person You already know how. Lana 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- The New Person The wall only has new postings Monday thru Friday. Hey, speaking of this, HM Is the wall going to be up this Thurdsay? Friday? Lana 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Anonemus I'm through telling my age here Female. From a Chicago suburb.... (Those of you who know my age just keep your mouths shut, please.) YOU? Lana 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- GUMBY I don't speak French, but I think I know what you said. You asked if anyone speaks it, right? Well, I speak English and Spanish (Spanish not quite as well, but not bad). Lana 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm sorry..... & 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- AYE In Spanish, it's "ay." There are no silent letters in Spanish... at least not that I can think of at this moment, anyways. NOT jumping down your throat! Just telling you. Lana 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- AYE In case you really do speak Spanish regularly, my name is not a joke, it really is Lana... I am not of Latin descent, but I speak Spanish, and I know what lana means... The funny thing is, my mom double majored in college, and one of her majors was Spanish.... you'd think she would have known better! Doh. Lana 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Music Wizard I agree with all those choices execpt country--it's just about the only thing I listen to, aside from some "pop" love songs.... Lana 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ms. Kitty I LOVE them! Sure, forward to me whatever you have! I'd love it! : ) Lana 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- A NONY MOUSE Gee, like I haven't heard THAT one a thousand times! Do you expect me to take offense at such a petty and lame reamrk? You do? Oh, sorry to disappoint you. P.S. If you think the wall is sh!t, then leave. I'm sure no one would miss you. Lana 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- A NONY MOUSE Aww... all that poetic talent wasted.... Lana 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana, Just because it says that Geminis don't like kids, doesn't necessarily mean that it's true. You'll probably find that many of the caracteristics of your sign apply to your personality or how you look. For example: (I don't know if this is true or not,) Geminis; -like to be around people -like to talk on the phone -dislikes listening to endless complaints -likes getting to the bottom of things Physical Appearance; -body usually slim -generally tall -strong and actives -long arms and legs -fleshy hands -very fine eyes -moves quickly -expressive hands There's lots more, but I don't know if you're actually interested in hearing about all this astrology stuff. I personally think it's really cool Fault 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- New Person, Even if you don't know what you're doing, you did it right. You won't see your message until the next day. Fault 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is MIT calling, 5:13 am.Just posting to let everybody know I'm still here. One more thing, ah..... nevermind. Jo-Bitz 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana: The l-waor is L*WYER. I was told not to use this word in civilized society, but maybe americans like them. Yuval the cannibal 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How many l*wyers were killed in car accidendts during the last year A: Not enough! Yuval the cannibal 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vlad: Actually, I like my stakes BLOODY Yuval the cannibal 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Coolo loco: Do you want a complete list of animals that kill each other without reason? There is not enough space here, but youcan start with dogs, rats, lots of fish species, birds, and so on. Yuval the cannibal 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Anonemus, No way, dude. It's not that easy. This ain't no "chat room". We don't choose to be friends by age/sex! You gotta communicate if wanna know who's here... Narghile Dab hand 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Joe Bitz; I'm surprised you got the quiz wrong. Look at the map. Directly above Windsor Ontario, Canada is Detroit Michigan. So far only Lana got the question correct. The answer was the U S A. pal 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nightcruiser; I'm not afraid of ghosts, my house is haunted by the prior owner who died in it. I bought it from the estate a year later. Even the tenants they had would not stay after she died. pal 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Evian; Didn't you realize that EVIAN spelled backwards spells NAIVE? pal 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- New person; A MIRACLE has happened, you posted. WELCOME to our wall, where do you come from? Male or Feperson? pal 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- CRUNCH & MUNCH; Good bye, I will miss you but it is about time you get replaced with a new more powerful unit. You have grown slower with age, and just take up too' much space for what you are worth. pal 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana; I can not take the responsibility for coming up with Luap. IT is all Pauls doing. He always spells his name backwards in our correspondence, probrably because we are both named Paul. I even use it as his nickname on my e-mail directory. As for Pal, those are my initials. Paul Adrian L. Pauluap, pal 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ya know, I was thinkin'. (don't you hate it when I do that!) Like many people I have two arms. My girlfriend spends almost every weekend at my place. What if I simply said "I'm not comming out"? Would there be a stand off? Would I be barbequed as a cult leader? After all, I have small arms and an inocent woman, and I don't want to go outside. I bet the Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms (isn't that a lovely combination) would have a field day!!! N.D 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kukaburra sits in the old gum tree, Counting all the monkeys he can see, Laugh Kukaburra, laugh kukaburra That's not a monkey, that's me! Old Brownie song, used to know the 2nd verse, used to know the hand motions too. St. Joe Girl (former Brownie) 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sugar Sugar I got that record on the back of a cereal box when I was a kid. Played it over and over and over. Archies Rule! St. Joe Girl 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Anyone out there from Missouri? My best friend is considering moving there (because her husband wants to). I asked what was in Missouri - she said "Nothing, that's why he wants to move there." Exactly what would attract someone to move to Missouri? St. Joe Girl 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear HM, I Love You, Man! Big Mamma, the pin cushion 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Ms Kitty, Thanks for the compliment!I work harder on the home pages lately, than on the crocheting. Gotta get started on stuff for the shows. Our page changes often so stop by & check out the changes around th 15th of every month. Big Mamma 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yo mama is so stupid she got stuck in a grocery store and starved to death !!!!!!!!!!! I BET YOU GUYS HATE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YO MAMA IS SO FAT YOU PUT 4 QUATERS IN HER AND A BAG OF DORITOS COMES OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEE YA LATER.BIATCH!!!!!!!!!!!! CURTIS THE GREAT 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hi everyone, I didn't post all weekend, my computer is acting weird, lately. Hopefully my new one will be ready tonite or tomorrow. It is being built to my specifications. pal 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault; I speak french, I am Quebecois. I haven't been there for a long time. pal 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vlad the smurf keeper; 3 hours of daylite, wow, perfect for your name. pal 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana; Donuts have always been fried since their begining. Some arse came out with a baked donut about 8 years ago, and ruined the taste of them. I love to fry donuts, they are so good when still warm and greasy. pal 7/2/96 Number of Censored Words in this Document=0 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- HM Thanks for the new name and e-mail you gave me. Yuval the cannibal 7/3/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- St. Joe Girl: I don't live in Missouri but I just got back from there ( I was on vacation). It is nice by the lake, Osage beach area, but other than that, I can't see why anyone would want to live there. There are NO good radio stations! Red Moon 7/3/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pal I also speak French, but not as good as the people in Quebec. They have an accent that I sometimes can't understand. Fault 7/3/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Anyone here going to LOLLAPALOOZA this summer? I'm leaving in two days. I dyed my hair blue for the occasion. Fault 7/3/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Music Wizard, I agree with your choice of poopty music, except for the fact that I happen to love Nirvana. I don't necessarily hate Hole as a band, but I do hate Courtney Love as a result of some nasty evidence that I read that proved allegations about her. Fault 7/3/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yuval- I consider spite a reason. Coolo loco 7/3/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault- I love horoscopes. What can you tell me about Scorpios? Coolo loco 7/3/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- My favorite insult of all time: If you had another brain, it would be terribly lonely. Coolo loco 7/3/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- confusious says "never snort coke..you might get an ice cube stuck u p your nose." lara 7/3/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- It's better to regret something you did than something you didn't do. -words of the great Red Hot Chili Peppers fault 7/3/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Anyone out there watch THE LATE SHOW WITH DAVID LETTERMAN? That's what I'm watching right now. Yesterday was pretty funny, he totally dissed his mother. It was kind of mean, though. So, tell me, where do you guys all live? Roz and I live way down here in Timmins Ontario Canada. Population is about 50 000. It's pretty boring down here, there's never anything to do except watch David Letterman and Days Of Our Lives. It is now time for the Top Ten List(Top ten things the President would do if aliens invaded America) See you guys all Monday! Fault 7/3/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vlad I knew, and saw it. It wasn't blue though. How disappionting. I how many people actually thought it would be blue? Daphne 7/3/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey There Friends & Others, Just so you know , I officially have a heart--My EKG came out nearly normal. I just love it when a plan comes together!! Big Papa's grilling shark steaks for me, and ribs for everyone else on the fourth. I'll be baking cookies and napolians for Star, MASTER OF ALL REALITY, Big Papa,& myself(as well as any droppers by). Have a really great weekend! Big Mamma(the dieter) 7/3/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Have a Safe and Happy Independence day! St. Joe Girl (still love fireworks) 7/3/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Big Mamma Will do! Ms Kitty 7/3/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- YO MAMA IS SO SHORT SHE SITS ON A CURB AND HER LEGS DANGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TELL ME WHEN EVER GUYS THINK I AM ANNOYING. YOUR MOM!BIATCH!!! CURTIS THE GREAT 7/3/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- If Elvis was such a great man... Why is he buried in the backyard like a hamster Sparky 7/3/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Well, I'd love to hang out and shoot the breeze, but I have a mountain to climb, a stream to bathe in, adn a national forest to trip in..... See ya'll Monday! N.D 7/3/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault, Have you ever heard of the Foo Fighters? They really rock! Roz 7/3/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you can't take the kitchen, get out of the heat. rain 7/3/96 Number of Censored Words in this Document=0 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault, I live where it is light and dark all day at alternate times of the year. It is the Northern most ice free port in North America. We also have allot of large oil tankers going through here and the tanker in the movie Waterworld was named after my fair city. Vlad 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Big Mama, Shark steaks now I have to wipe the drool off of my key board. How smurfy:*) Vlad 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- VLAD Re: Cruelty. Okay, I'll give you that much. But then you at least give me this: Not all women are the same, either. Lana 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- VLAD Wow, and all this time I thought doughnuts were baked. No matter, I still love them. Lana 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- FAULT Liking kids IS a personality trait, I think. As to the rest: Like to be around people--Generally yes, but a lot of people get on my nerves. Like to talk on the phone--Only to certain people. Dislike endless complaints--OH, YEAH. That REALLY bugs me. Like getting to the bottom of things--Very much so... that's what got me into trouble here on the wall a couple of weeks ago. Slim--That's what they tell me. Tall--Sort of... about 5'7". Strong and Active--Yes, I am an athlete (sp) and proud of it. Long arms and legs--Well, long legs... I suppose the arms are a given then. Fleshy Hands--Yes, and I hate them Very fine eyes--Depends on how you mean "fine." Guys seem to like them, if that's what you mean. I think that my eyes are my most expressive feature. Moves quickly--I can't sit still for very long, and I walk much faster than most people.... Expres! Unknown 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- My favorite insult of all time: I refuse to have a battle of the wits with an unarmed person. Lana 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- HM I guess that means no, huh? The wall isn't up today? (The 4th of July)??? : ) Lana 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Smile like a donut! Beav Beav 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- My Dixie Wrecked lblprk 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Individual Liberty, not Group Rights... Free Speech, not Political Correctness ... Protection against Unreasonable Search & Seizure, not Asset Forfiture without a Trial... Bear & Use of Arms, not hopeless 911 calls to police who may or may not show up... Equality under The Law, not Favouritism by Salary or Political Position... Freedom to teach my Children my religion, not State Indoctrination & Sanctioning... c'mon people now, smile on your brother, everybody get together; gonna love one another right now... voting Libertarian '96 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- On the 27th I asked the question "Where was the first donut fryed?" Since I have read, on the TBW about baked donuts and have even been told by Lana that Donuts are not baked. I never said they were baked. Anyway the answer is Greece/Grease Dewy give a French seal 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey all I want you all to know that LARA and LANA are two different people... "Lara" wasn't me making a typo. : ) Just wanted to clear the air before we had a real mess on our hands! : ) LaNa 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- "If life is a one shot deal...why the hell is everyone acting crazy?" Sam 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- HM "I have the morals of......"???? What does that have to do with having a safe holiday? Anything, or were you just babbling again?!?! J/K HM, I love ya. : ) Lana 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- HEY I miss ya'll on the weekends.... email me if you want to (pippin@theramp.net), or give me your address and I'll email you. I mean, I DO talk to some of you (you know who you are), but I miss the rest of you, too..... {[(P.S. Whose initials are JP (I don't want to say the name, so he doesn't get mad), and why don't you WRITE BACK to follow up that confusing note (about doughnuts) that you sent me?)]} Thanks! : ) See ya'll later! ; ) Lana 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHADOW or PAL Do either of you know if "you-know-who" is ever going to come back to the wall? Lana 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sorry, I think I sent that twice! : ) Lana 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I just got back from Lollapalooza! It was awesome. The mosh pit wasn't as annoying as last year, although, I did get crushed by a body surfer and he broke my sunglasses. But that's o.k. Soundgarden kicked *ss. Some guy went body surfing in his wheelchair during The Ramones. I got some really wicked pictures. Roz, are you reading this? If so, then tell the nice people how great that was. It still didn't beat Foo Fighters, though. Pretty close, but not quite. Did anyone see my father on Much Music on Thursday night at 9pm? He kissed Sook Yin Lee on the cheek and said "hi" to Timmins. My friends and I went in Speaker's Corner. Fault 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off. Amen. "Call me treasue hunter, or I'll rip your lungs out!"- Locke "Thou art such a pain in the-! Confound it all I'm starting to talk like you!"-Sabin "How rude of me to turn my back on a lady!"-Edgar "Thou! Thou!... Thou! Thou!"- Gau "Edgar, you pinhead! Why do you have to live in the middle of nowhere?! I hate these recon jobs...... Ahem... There is sand on my boots."-Kefka Heh, heh, heh... STAR'S BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ">Lana 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Curtis, You're annoying. N.D 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault I've always interested in that sort of stuff. What does your source say about Libra? I live in Fremont, CA, in the San Francisco Bay area. Way too hot. Daphne 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey, is this thing on? Um? running, talking, building, looking, drinking, sleeping, searching mending, flying, burning, greeting, owning, sending, drowning rowing Roach 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wow! My brakes completely went out as I was pulling up at Hardees to order my coffee this a.m. Now my hubby is all greasy in the garage, cussing alot. I think that means my brakes will be fixed soon! St. Joe Girl (guardian angels were at Hardees today) 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- We just updated our browser, and I can't decide which I like better! Coolo loco 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey everybody!!!!!! Bunny here....I hope this gets up. I've been trying for the last couple of days and my computer is freakin' !!!! Iwant to say a big HELLO to Big Mamma,Ace of spades(where are ya?), Lana,St.Joe girl,VLAD9cool new name man I love vamps!!!!),Pal,Coolo Loco,N.D.,YUVAL,Allegra and Shadow and anybody I left out...just like I get left out of those lists ALL the time...LOL I'M BACK!!!!!!! The Bunny (HM,of course your hello is automatic! ) 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sorry I've been gone so long (for those of you who care) I was feeling a bit withdrawn and unsocial....It was bad enough to have to go to work and pretend to be happy and friendly...when I got home I just slept and ate....bad combo...LOL! Man my eyes hurt the other night from reading all last months postings!OUCH!!!!! Bunny the red eyed... 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- YUVAL.... in regards to your last e mail to me....it's supposed to say Michael and Darcie not just Michael...now come on...cut it out , you know I'm a girl!!!!!! Don't ya?!? I am going to wait and see what the next "exciting " (ha ha) topic of the wall will be ...instead of rehashing all the old stuff....so I shall leave for now.... The Bunnster!!!!! ==: >) 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Salut Red Moon, Ca va? Gumby 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vlad, about me beoming profetin and all, ........is that meant to be a good or bad thing? Gumby 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- TO ALL WHO POSTED TO ME: sorry about me making a fuss about not knowing how to post I did not know that the posts came up the next day thanks for telling me! New Person 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault, I too am going to Lollapolooza. Maybe I'll see you there! Actually, by the time you get to read this, we will already have seen the show. Roz 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana! your right about what i said in french! that was grrreeeeeat (as tony the tiger would say!) i wouldnt be able to do that in another language i didnt know Gumby 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pal ya know? i never noticed that, all those many many years of drinking evian, and i never noticed that Evian (a.k.a. Naive) 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- St. Joe Girl I used to sing "Kukaburra" in girl scouts too! in my ol' troop #3, i remember! but we sand the original version kukaberrya sits in the old gum tree merry merry king of the bush is he laugh kukaberra, laugh kukaberra leave some there for me Kukaberra 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ST JOE GIRL!!!!!! you dont know anyplace on the web where you can download SUGAR SUGAR do you? I absolutly LOVE that song! last summer, i volunteered at a day campo for kids we held a talent contest, and the kids had to have a dance contest to SUGAR SUGAR it was ssssssooooooooooooo much fun, we drove them crazy, because we played it over and over and over it was GREAT! Sugar Sugar 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Man, i wish i were going to Lalapalooza, but its all sold out. And i LOVE LOVE LOVE Dave Letterman! i saw that top ten list, I just love dave, and his space between his two front teeth and, oh yeah i hate courtney love too The Music Wizard 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- July fifth>>>> Never trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and Lives. Cornfuzzed 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- DEMOCRACY IS THE PLUTOCRACY OF THE IGNORANT Ben 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you're not cornfuzzed, ya babbent bin pain tension Cornfuzzed 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Beans Beans, Good For Your Heart, The More You Eat, The More You...... Beano 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Does anyone know the full theme to Gilligans Island? Gilly 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault, I think you're alone on the Days of Our Lives' bit! Roz 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I love PHISH! Natalie 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why did I have to leave camp Good News when I was getting to know a nice girl named Bethany?? The Man Nathan 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Save the whalers......FRY WILLY!!!!!!!! anonymous 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- knock knock... who's there? Amy Fisher Amy Fisher wh--BLAM! anonymous 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- knock knock whos there? little boy blue little boy blue who? Micheal Jackson.... anonymous 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- If pigs could fly....would birds wallow in their own filth? anonymous 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Alanis Morisette - Jagged Little Pill Annie Lennox - Medusa Belinda Carlisle - Heaven On Earth Carlos Santana - Spirits Dancing In The Flesh Carlos Santana - Blues For Salvador Carly Simon - Have You Seen Me Lately David Lanz - Solstice Enya - Shepherd Moon Pretenders - Last Of The Independents U2 - Joshua Tree Nitecruiser 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana - You're right - Navigator does not include a spell-checker. I wonder why they were so negligent. I write my input into my word processor, spell-check, then cut and paste to the Navigator form. Tedious but rewarding. Maybe a script to do that automatically? I will work on that, right after I write a script to type 'cacroll@ix.netcom.com' into each of the several dozen places I type that by hand. The most tedious Internet activity I can think of right now. Nitecruiser 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- as a first time visitor to this site i have a very important piece of advice FOR SAFE OPERATION OF THIS SITE PLEASE REFRAIN FROM DRINKING. THERE EXISTS A GREAT POSSIBILITY THAT YOU MAY NARF (NOSE-BARF) THE LIQUID THERBY DAM Unknown 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hi everyone; Missed you all yesterday, spent the day configuring my new computer. Speedy-Speedy-Speedy. It is smaller than the last, 4 times as powerful, 4 times the RAM, 4 times the hard drive, has Mpeg and all. BIG MOMMA: Hope you are having a nice 4th, glad all your tests came out ok. I have cross-stiches on my neck and temple till next monday (I think they did a lobotomy-that's what Shadow says I look like). I have Windows 95 now and after a day I like it. I just have to get used to the new doo-dads. I'm 14 years older than you are and love change (sometimes). You might be a pin cushion, but I'm a cross stitch pattern. pal 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Did you know if you place a glass of cold water and a glass of hot water at the bottom of your deep freeze, the hot one freezes first? Well you do now. Neth 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- What are people for ? & 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- An excerpt from Rudyard Kipling's The Jungle Book: "The Law of the Jungle...forbids every beast to eat Man... Man is the weakest and most defenceless of all living things, and it is unsportsmanlike to touch him." Coolo loco 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vlad; Gargemel...NOT. I am not blue nor do I live in mushrooms in the woods. Although I have been known to have sampled some in my hay-day. Do you have mushrooms growing in Alaska for the smurfs? pal 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hope everyone had a nice 4th weekend. It was hot here and enjoyed by all. At least when I wasn't working. Maybe when I become a computer weenie, I will have my week-ends off. I'm sick of working them, but nurses have to. pal 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- THIS PLACE ROCKS the perfect place to set a spell and read the grafiti. flatus 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey get that camera out of my face. Paranoid 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey! Where is everybody? This john is empty this week. pal 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vlad: I have a delicious idea. Why don't you cross a smurf with a salmon. You could become rich serving BLUE SALMON. Last night we had fried fresh smelts, sauted scallops and shrimp on linguini with alfredo sauce. pal 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- So, how was your weekend? N.D 7/8/96 Number of Censored Words in this Document=2 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- It so hot, I feel hot. The heat has effected my mind. The little devil 8/9/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hello Chardy, sorry to hear about the heat. poiuytrewq 8/9/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I knew that would not get posted... Just testing. poiuytrew 8/9/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gargemel, to bad about the smurf party. I just go home land have spagettie with smurf and garlic sauce. Vlad 8/9/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana, Watch out they raided my computer and found out that you have a hard time with smurfs. Now they are heading your direction. Oops, it looks like they made a pit stop at Pal's. Vlad 8/9/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vlad: Thanks! The move was a little crazy. We were still packing on the very last day! But it wasn't too bad. Red Moon 8/9/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana: I care. Where are you going? Red Moon 8/9/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- How many men does it take to clean a bathroom.....none it's WOMAN'S work!! BUTCH 8/9/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- just when you thought it was safe to post your feeble thoughts.... he is back. bitz 8/9/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- BITZ,BITZ,BITZ, BITZ BITZ, BITZ, BITZ. the wizard of the wall. bitz 8/9/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- who dare approach and speak the world with BITZ? BITZ 8/9/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey There DEREK(~:} I Love you without knowing you. You are a special gift to us all. I hope you are as happy as you make others feel. Big Mamma, with lots of love 8/9/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey There People!!!! I Just want you all to know that I don't have a high blood pressure problem The medicine is to clear up a bad case of edema. The doctor assured me there is not a problem with my BP. Big Mamma 8/9/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Spot; No it isn't your system, but yesterday every posting got repeated. Must be a campaign promise there somewhere. pal 8/9/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- bONJOURNO!! HELLO EVERYONE!!!! I'M BAAAAAAACKKKKKK!!!! OK, IVE GOT A LOT OF PASTA, SO A FULL ROUND OF PASTA FOR EVERYBODY, MY TREAT!!!! MAMA-MIA, I GOT A LOTTA MAIL TO READ ITS GONNA TAKE ME JUST AS LONG TO READ IT, AS I WAS AWAY!! A TEN HOUR FLIGHT......AYE AYE AYE....... BAD PLANE FOOD, NO ONE WHO SPEAKS ENGLISH AROUND ME..... BUT A GOOD MOVIE, SO THAT WAS GREAT.... CIAO! ~GUMBY!!!!!! :) 8/9/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- bibite! bibite! bibite! (thats the only word i learned!) ~GUMBY!!!!!! :) 8/9/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vlad I like the mandatory jail sentence at the end of their term! Ms. Kitty 8/9/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pal GOOD! There should be more people out there like you! Ms. Kitty 8/9/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- yes, even in 1996 i think he would ... not spot 8/9/96 Number of Censored Words in this Document=0 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- St.Joe Girl, Virgos are (in my opinion) really cool. And, yes, you guys are perfectionists. You told me you live with another Virgo, my source says that two Virgos in the same family get along very well, but some difficulties may arise if you become too critical of each other or undermine each other's confidence. All in all, though, you guys work good to keep things tidy and clean. You guys are very wity and funny.You're also: -gentle with the helpless -sympatetic -organized -dedicated -charming -helpful Physical Appearance: -high forehead -eyelids are often veiled -nose is straight -jaw is broad Fault 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- One Hot Momma, If you're talking about Cable Guy, it totally sucks (in my opinion) Fault 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Speaking of Smurfs, I got p!ssed off at my friend 'cause he said I looked like one, just because I have blue hair. Fault 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I know some people who like Courtney Love, and it sometimes sickens me. Fault 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jasonmouse: I believe it goes- If a tree falls on a mime and no one is around to hear it, does anyone care? Red Moon 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault: Yes, Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Smashing Pumpkins, Alice in Chains, Soundgarden all rock. What about Toadies, Nixons, Super 8, and Lenny Kravitz? Red Moon 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- By the way, if you're actually reading these things....BOY do you need a life. (almost as much as we contributors do) paradox 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bitz is here. Bitz has always been here, bitz is reading, reading, reading...like those before me. the great risk takers of the world. The ones that ask the age old question and then die at the hand of the narrow minded fool who fears what he don't know " Whats your sign", "gilligan's island", "smurfs", "stupid jokes, and bad taste in music", "days of our lives", are these your thoughts and quotes that you chose too enter "trees falling on mimes" thats a sad thought, thats almost a non-thought. this wall is monitored. so watch your language and (if there is any future at all for mankind) be creative! Can I get an amen my brothers and sisters. praise god and the little baby jesus, and mary who had a baby with out sex. ya, thats a good one, Is there a doctor on the planet that can explain the conception process to these people... ya see? creative.......... oh, and one more thing. I saw "the cable guy" ! it sucked. but you may like it.... over and out.... ...........Hello pal. BITZ 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault Can you tell me about Pisces? Gumby 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- im sorry HM!!!!! ill stop, i didnt know i shouldnt do what i did i just learned it from someone, and figured i would try it SORRY!! Moi 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana I coasted right past Hardees drive thru window. Luckily I wasn't going to fast. I was able to stop in their parking lot, and walk the rest of the way to work. No coffee that day! I saw a psychic once. He told me that I had 2 guardian angels watching over me because I worried so much. They were definitely taking care of me that day. St. Joe Girl 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- One Hot Mamma I saw Cable Guy. It was ... strange. I loved Ace Ventura and Dumb & Dumber. I wouldn't pay to see this one again, I'm not sure if I would pay to rent the video. It was like they couldn't decide if it was supposed to be "Jim Carey funny" or dark & menacing. It was not bad...just alittle off center. St. Joe Girl (the Roger Ebert of St. Joe 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Does anyone remember the Green Acres theme song? Green Acres is the place to be, Farm living is the life for me, Land spreading out so far and wide, Keep Manhattan but give me that country side. New York is where I'd rather stay, I get allergic smelling hay, I appreciate a penthouse view, Keep Manhattan but give me Park Avenue. There may be more....isn't scary to think what I must have forgotten to make room in my brain for this? St. Joe Girl 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bunny, Welcome Back, whence you came! The Shadow 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana, I think you mean ALLEGRA, HMmmmmmmmmmmm! I didn't know there was an ordinance against the use of her name, or is it like beetlejuice, it's o.k. as long as you don't say it three times? The Shadow 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dimitrios, Sounds like you don't like it here. Ain't life a beach?! Just cuz things is censored, don't mean you can't say what you gotta say. Where there's a will, there's a way. The Shadow 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Big Mamma, I hope star get's better soon, that sounds like an awful place to get poison ivy. The Shadow 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm surrounded by pogonip! Anyone have an ice pick????? The Shadow 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jason Mouse (r lauzon) in Ontario CA If you're in a space ship traveling faster than the speed of light, and turn your lights on: IT WILL GIVE YOU A NICE GLOW..... FRUMS 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- St. Joe Girl; That will teach you not to go to Hardees. pal 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hot Mama; I've seen the new Jim Carrey movie, and I probably won't be the only person to tell you that it was nothing but a waste of good film. I enjoyed most of his other movies too, so my opinion has no bias. Roz 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pal- Honalulu? Coolo loco 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I liked TBW a lot better without FRAMES! Coolo loco 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault- I like about half of those bands. I also like Everclear, Seven Mary Three, Alanis Morisette, Led Zepplin, Bush, Boyz 2 Men, R Kelly, Seal, ... Coolo loco 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- All the major research on the effectiveness of DARE shows that it has no impact on the rate of drug use by children who go through DARE training. N.D 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- DOSE ANYONE LISTEN TO COOL MUSIC!!!!! METALLICA PANTERA KoRn deftones MINISTRY FEAR FACTORY MEGADETH MISFITS YOUR MOM!!!!!!!!!!!! Curtis 7/10/96 Number of Censored Words in this Document=0 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm starting to feel old-fashioned. Am I the only one here who listens to the Doors, Beatles, Pink Floyd, Jefferson Airplane, David Bowie, and Ludwig Van (when I here him, I know exactly what to do ;-) ) Yuval the cannibal 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I saw this on an inspirational poster Dreams: We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are. Pretty deep huh? Red Moon 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- FAULT RE: astrology Not really, no. Lana 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- BIG MAMMA How did she get it IN her eyes? Lana 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- PAL Honolulu??? Lana 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- FAULT Are you joking? I LOVED the Cable Guy! But then again, I love jim Carrey... you have to love him to love his flicks.... Lana 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Frums, Are talking to me? Fault 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Curtis, I saw a little bit of Metallica at Lollapalooza, but then we left. Falut 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Red Moon, You have awesome taste in music! I think Lenny K. is cool although most of my friends don't. (R!) I especially like the drummer, I think she's totally wicked. Fault 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gumby, Picses, right? You guys are concerned with: -compassion, sympathy, love, -dreams, the psychic, precognition -illusuion, magic, film, fantasy, make-believe -art, drama, music (cool), poetry, prose, dance -sensitivity, humour, intuition Pisces are: -loving and caring -trusting -shy -helpful -romantic -creative -mystical -gentle and kind But can alsoo be: -self-pitying -gullible -tempermantal -depressive -can lose touch with reality -tends to blame self for everything Physical Appearance: -body:usually short -back:may stoop as the person walks -eyes:a sleepy appearance with large eyebrows -head:oddly shaped -limbs:generally short Pisces like: -seafood, champagne and organic foods -romantic p! laces -background music, poetry -people who need their understanding -new books -diamonds -privacy Dislikes: -bright, noisy crowded places -diry, ugly objects -being told to get a grip on things -stiff clothing -autorities -people knowing too much about him or her There you go, Gumby. Fault 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- For all of your information, although my name is Fault, I am a female. Everyone always mistakes me for a guy. Fault 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hello...I just thought I would drop in...Hi Lana, Hello Pal, Howdy HM, Hola The Shadow...Adios.. S.A.M.T. (Guess who...) 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bitz, why are you so mean?? & 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Man oh man, it's 3:02am and I just finished talking to some vampires! Do any of you guys know someone with the handle NANCY REAGAN? I'd like to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my friend Mike. Whoa, my computer just made a freaky noise! Fault 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- hey hick, I went fishing today and caught somthing. It was a nice little salmon but it was to bad that the bugs were biting more than the fish. Vlad 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pal, nice idea on the smurf and surf. Do you eat you smurf medium or well done. Personaly I just like to knock them out and eat them alive. Vlad 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thanks for the info on the cable guy I think I will do somting else other than rent it when it comes out on vidio. Vlad (Hot Mama's husband) 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Welcome back Bunny. Smile :*) Vlad 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nice to hear form you Bitz. We need a serious person from time to time. Vlad 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault, I like the Chilli Peppers and allot of the older metal bands. Have you tried Mozart or some of the other classical music? I find that it is nice to listen to when you want to be mellow. Also what do you have to say about scorpio's? Vlad 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Big Mama, Tell Star to take it easy. Vlad 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hick, how's the weather? Are the trees growing? Is it still a heat wave down there? Btu of course a heat wave to me is when it is over 80. Vlad 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana, You are right everyone is different. So I give you that and a big smile. :*) Vlad 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Shadow, How are things going? Vlad 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Whaddya call a redhead & 3 blondes standing on a street corner? Regular price, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks... Without Shame 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- N.D. where did you get your info/stats on the DARE program. I'm in and out of work(ing) with substance abusers and drug addicts, right now, out. any info may help... post,post,post. It beats reading about virgo, gemini, zodiac,psychic false god before them, trash.. sinners, the lot of you... BITZ 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Owaooooooo...."- Gau Tee hee... I love the wild boy of the Veldt..... Woah... Now I KNOW I'm obsessed with FF3 ;) Star the wild girl 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Who wants a quote from my story?????? Star the wild girl 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- It's raining, it's pouring, The old man is snoring. Coolo loco 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pal You misunderstood! I don't EAT at Hardees. I stop each morning and get a 26 cent cup of coffee on my way to work. The food sucks, but the place is full of old people, even my dad raves about it. St. Joe Girl (Coffee only please) 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault Thanks for the good news. I always thought that 2 Virgos together was supposed to be volatile, nice to hear otherwise. We are both pretty funny...even though our kids don't think so. St. Joe Girl 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- N.D. That's pretty sad news on the DARE program. Both of my kids went through the program, and don't use drugs. It is a "feel good" program that every one wants, but unfortunately we're losing ours because no one wants to pay the officer's salary. I don't know what the stats are here, but it would be interesting to compare drug use before and after. Do you have an alternative program/suggestion that you think would work better? St. Joe Girl 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana - I agree, running a spell checker to check your postings would be a BIG waste of time - simple proofreading suffices. But I don't think too many folks even proofread. How many folks here remember proofreading - and then having to white-out or retype the entire page? Proofreading today is so simple and effort free, why doesn't anybody do it? Nightcruiser 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pal - Thanks for your note about ghosts. I too have experienced several, but not as intensely as you described. But I know they are not to be feared. Maybe admired or enjoyed. Some are even affectionate. Nightcruiser 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana - You did not know doughnuts are fryed. That is the reason that the hole was developed, to allow the frying to be more even by eliminating the dough in the center. The first doughnuts didn't have the hole, they were thick and flat, but nobody liked them because of the mass of uncooked dough (yecch) in the center. So some bright person invented the doughnut hole - which later became a big sales item at Drunkin Doughnuts. Nightcruiser %-] 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Shadow; I'm sorry my pogo nipped all around you... Popeye 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Locke from FF3 is pretty cool, too... Here are my character rankings! 3.Celes 2.Locke 1.The wild boy of the Veldt... GAU!!!! Yaaa!!!! Star the wild girl 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- HEY HEYHEYHEYHEY HEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY HEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY HEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY HEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY HEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY HEYHEYHEYHEYHENEEDLEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY Gossamer 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- N.D.- I went through DARE in 6th grade. Since then, AT LEAST 2/3 of that class have used drugs. Noone who needed the info cared to listen. Coolo loco 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gilly I know the theme. It might be kind of long to post here, but I'll try. Daphne 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Here it is! Just sit right back and you ll hear a tale, A tale of a fateful trip, That started from this tropic port, Aboard this tiny ship. The mate was a mighty sailing man, The skipper brave and sure, Five passengers set sail that day For a three hour tour! (A three hour tour!) The weather started getting rough, The tiny ship was tossed, If not for the courage of the fearless crew, The Minnow would be lost! (The Minnow would be lost!) The ship s aground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle, With Gilligan, the Skipper too. A millionaire, and his wife. A movie star! The Professor and Mary Anne, Here on Gilligans Isle! So this is the tale of our cast-aways, They re here for a long, long time, They ll have to make the best of things, It s an uphill climb! The first mate and his sk Unknown 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- N.D. My weekend was great! Til I got sick, which is why this answer is late. Ms. Kitty 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault Thanks for the Libre info. It's much more detailed than the stuff I've been able to find. Most of it is true, though I don't consider myself manipulative or overbearing. Those seem to be listed as secondary traits, which is a good sign. Thanks again! Daphne 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mr Turtle, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie center of a Tootsie Pop? I don't know. I never made it without biting. Ask Mr. Owl. Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie center of a Tootsie Pop? Let's find out: One, two, three, 'crunch'. Three. How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a Tootsie Pop? The world my never know. Daphne 7/11/96 Number of Censored Words in this Document=0 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault Thank you. I want to go see Lenny in concert but unfortunately I'm a little short on funds. By the way, could you tell me about Aquarius? Red Moon 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Does anyone wanna come to my garage sale?! I'm selling a bunch of really tacky, ugly stuff! Red Moon 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- BITZ Who made you the judge? Lana 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gossamer, Needle in a haystack Fault 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yuval, I love the Doors, if you wish to hear a band very similar to the Doors, you should try listening to The Tea Party. The singer sounds and looks just like Jim Morrison. And I believe that if the Doors were still making music to this day, it would sound alot like The Tea Party. Fault 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vlad, I like to listen to Beethoven although most of my friends make fun of it. I did this one already, but I'll do it again. Scorpios are concerned with: -birth, life, death, sex, sensuality -passion, pushing boundaries of discovery -regeneration, transformation, metamorphosis -finance, investments, wills, inheritance -secrets, magic -social revolution, reformation, change Some characteristics for Scorpios are: -investigative -self-destructive -passionately caring -suspicious -protective -possesive -concerned -secretive -unshockable -emotional -insulting Physical Appearance: -broad face with wide forehead and thick neck -strongly built body of middle nature -generally slender with broad shoulders -intense eyes Likes: -activity -myste! ries -secrets -winning -sex -being acknowledged -home Dislikes: -being analysed -being asked personal questions -people who know more than they do -too many compliments -having to trust a stranger Interests: -sports that demand shrewd tactics -competitive driving, flying, or cycling -scientific hobbies -archaeology, anthropology, psychology -detective novels, treasue hunts, caving -breeding animals or plants Voila! Fault 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm happy to see that all of you are intested in astrology. Fault 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey Yuval, I listen to allot of the music you listed and then some. I like a wide variety of music and about the only thing I don't like is the thrash metal. Vlad 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hi Pal, Try poached salmon & rice for dinner tonight with chocolate cake for dessert. Vlad 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hick, Hick he's our man If no one will post it he will. Vlad (a poet I am not) 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Star, send me your quotes. I am always interested in new ideas. Vlad 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bitz, this is a bathroom wall what do you expect in postings but light hearted stuff. I come here to relax not to get worked up. Vlad 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thanks for the movie reveiws but I will have to wait for the vidio release because we don't have a theatre here. One Hot Mama in Alaska 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey guys, stop picking on my smurfs. I have already defanged Vlad for his part in it. One Hot Mama in Alaska 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Help me, help me I have been defanged!!!! Vlad the fangless 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- "If I could change the world, You would be the sunlight in my universe, You would think my love is real and something good, Baby if I could...channnggge...the world.." Me 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- O.K....I'm going to talk and I hope you all listen, it's me, that horrible worman, I've been watching and I probally deserve every thing you guys say to me or have said about me, what I did was wrong and stupid. I did it becuause I was scared and I guess that we all get that wasy sometimes, Lana has been a big help in all this and I would like to say I'm sorry to her. I'm sorry to everyone. I guess maybe I sould let you guys in on what has happend to me lately....Well, I got pretty sick about 2 weekends ago, my blood sugar was REAL low and I sort of blacked out. Right now, I'm tired all the time and the poopty doctors I have are putting me on all this medication. Even THEY don't know what's going on. I got things stragihted out, partly in thanks to LANA (thank you). And last week I attacked by my ex-boyfriend and had to spend 2 days in court, which really sucked.... Now, BITZ-Yeah, you're were right, and! if you are going to give me a buch a poop about this, you can but I'm not going to listen, just to let you know.... LANA-Thank you....And these people should listen to you, you are young but you do have ideas, and someday those idea's might help you in a big way. THE SHADOW-Hi, hope you are having a great day... PAL-Everything you said about me in past posts while I was hurting Paul...I deseved all of it and just to let you know, I'm glad Paul has you as a friend... Well, that's all I'm going to say for awhile, it's late, I can't sleep so I'm going to turn on Letterman and see what's up with him....Bye. Allegra 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I was told today that my hair looks like a blue Mr. Freeze. Fault 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- My computer is really starting to p!ss me off, it's too slow today. Fault 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1:13am, and I'm bored. Fault 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana, I guess I just hate Jim Carey 'cause this retarded guy at my school who's in love with him (not literally, although, I wouldn't be suprised), and whenever I see Jim Carey I think of that retard at my school. Fault 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? WHO GIVES A RAT'S PATOOTIE? & 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- What do you call two blondes in a freezer? Frosted flakes. some blonde guy 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quantum physics, as we understand it, is basically a scientifically equa- tive way of determining just how much we know of our universe is utter bunk. For instance, the behavior of an electron is a conundrum. Its speed cannot be measured without losing track of its space. Its space cannot be determined without losing track of its speed. It is both par- ticle and wave, simultaneously being and not being. For as it exists in one place in measurable space, it simultaneously exists in near infi- nite spaces elsewhere. It 'jumps' -- for lack of a better term -- from instance to instance, never occupying one space for a measurable period of time. Using these data, one can say with scientific accuracy that we are each a part of each other, since what electrons exist in my person simultaneously exist in your own. Do you really ! care about this? some bored guy 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you reuse a condom? Turn it upside-down & shake the frick out of it.... Without Shame 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- "&"- whoever you are....Pal is that you? anyway, this is good. mean? no, I am not, I'm in character. I'm bitz for christ sake. I can say and do anything I want within reason. I'm bitz. what bitz posts is not me. maybe one time you had the pleasure of reading the true Jo-bitz, but now bitz is. I'm dull, stupid, childish and shy. but Bitz, "oh baby" he's the one you wish you were.. "the underground man" did you read that one? I did"nt think so. fyodor dostoyevski is the mans name, know him and get close to bitz. mean? anything but. I'm bitz. and I'm loose. say it, print it, post it. I'm here to re-animate this dead web site called the TBW.. Rise my posting zombies and behold your new god for it is I BITZ, the speaker of all madness. and the spark that lights a thousand flames. speak to bitz and know freedom, peace, love, and power. wow! Was that over the top? I am not mean. vain? ah, so ! what. I'm Bitz.... and you, poor, pathetic, sad, lonely you.... "whoa" I'm sorry that was mean. Hail bitz, hail bitz, hail bitz, you know you want too... open your id and free your bitz, hurry, time is a predator watching you, stalking you, soon time will beat you down, swallow you whole. and leave nothing for the buzzards. Now my children. before control is not your own. the mighty BITZ 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Then there was the blonde who asked the cop, "What's the number to 911?" Without Taste 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- pal & nightcruiser ghosts? now were seeing ghost? wait, wait, wait... please explain the events to me in great detail.. please, please, please...this could be the enlightenment I'm looking for to bring me back to reality.. god, aliens, astroligy, now ghosts. will some one please speak the truth. BITZ the truth seeker 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- hey everyone open this web site "the realm of existentialism" bitz 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- DARE studies: ~1991 Kentucky study - National Institute on Drug Abuse - "No statistically significant differences" ~1990 Canadian Government study "DARE had no significant effect on the use of...marijuana, acid, heroin, crack, glue and PCP" ~1993 Research Triangle Institute - National Institute of Justice - Statistical analysis of all DARE research, which says DARE has "a limited to essentially non-existent effect" on drug use. The final edition of the largest evaluation of the DARE program has concluded that the Anti-Drug program does not reduce drug use, and in at least category of pot, the DARE graduates smoked more frequently than the control. * "I think the program should be entirely scrapped and redeveloped anew." Dr. William Hansen, who helped design the original DARE. N.D 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bitz, I get an aweful lot of info from Cliff Schaffer's web pages. I feel that Cliff has done a great job of presenting his information, and I highly recommend spending a FEW hours reading through... www.calyx.net/~schaffer/ (HM, I'll spare you the attempt at html) N.D 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault do you think you could tell me which sign im (pisces) are most compatible to? Thanks! Gumby 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Unknown!!! Thanks for the theme!!!! ive got to copy it, i love gilligans island man,....i wish they'd bring it back on TV along with the other good shows like the brady bunch happy days . . . . the good ol' shows Gilly 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Daphne!!! Thanks for the theme!!!! ive got to copy it, i love gilligans island man,....i wish they'd bring it back on TV along with the other good shows like the brady bunch happy days . . . . the good ol' shows Gilly 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Daphne now im hungry for a tootsie roll pop!! :) "whatever it is i think i see..... ....becomes a tootsie roll to me!" Gumby 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- wow......thats odd my computer just said i had mail i didnt check it and now it sais i dont have any mail hmmmmm......somethings fishy Gumby 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault I AM IRON_GOD!!!!!!!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA Nancy Reagan 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can crap in a can and sell canned crap Tomo 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- WHOA!!!!! I almost became anti social again...whew! that was close! ALLLLLLRIGHTY THEN...for all you movie critics out there....I (in my humble opinion) thought that the Cable Guy was a lovely change from J.C.'s usual corn ball stuff. Not that I disliked his goofy stuff, mind you. I found it a humorously ,dark comedy ...just the type I like every once in a while. I think that the people who didn't like this one where too bent on seeing another Ace Ventura movie once more...MAN!!!! Can't you guys let GO of that character???? Bunny the other critic ==: >) 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- FAULT**** Hey! in regards to your post about which bands you like....I love all of them ...however there are two that I've not heard of YET...O.L.P and MYST.MACH. who are they similar too? Have you ever heard of Ecylon or Kings X ? Bunny a fellow music fan 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Big Mamma**** What is it with your children and eye afflictions? Ha ha...I'm sorry it is NOT funny for poor Star...how is she doing? and how has your sons' eye healed up? Bunny the concerned 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vlad- You're a scorpio,too? So are me, my mom, and my ex-brother-in-law. Coolo loco 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- OHHHHH FAULT!!!!!! I forgot ....ummmm can you tell me something about a sagitarius (sp) Moi of course. I am curious to see what you have to say about ME!!!??! Bunny the curious... ;^) 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Let not our babbling dreams affright our souls." -King Richard in Shakespeare's the Tragedy of King Richard the third Man do I ever have strange dreams...wanna hear them?!? (this might be construed as a minor threat...hee hee) BUNNY!!!!! 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- This probably won't be answered, but has anyone ever heard of a band called SWEET 75? Please answer me and prove to me that everything I type isn't invisible. Roz 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vlad, I'm O.K., I think... Maybe, I need to write something.... Thanks for caring!!! The Shadow 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | % | % | | | | | | | ______________|____________________________|__________________________|_______ || | | | | Unknown 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- In 5 days Big Mamma will turn 42. That seems so ancient to us younguns who work with her, but she's still the youngest spirit here TOMMY 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Allegra, HI! P.W.C. (Me) 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pal, I'm going nucking futs!!!!! do do! The Shadow 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vlad, Happiness is a seaworthy cabin cruiser, and enough sense to just go fishing! (Ever use smurfs for bait???) The Shadow 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why does the alphabet start with A instead of Z?????? The Shadow 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- St. Joe Girl, Some of the DARE effectiveness stats are on Cliff schaffer's pages. Alternatives? Well, there are a lot of suggestions from a lot of sources. In my opinion the only reasonable course for prevention is education. Unfortunately, money is continuously being taken FROM education and put INTO law enforcement (mostly prisons!). Because of the historic misinformation, it's better to lock us up, than to tell us we were right all along.... You know I could go for hours on this..... N.D 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- popeye, Got any spinach?????? The Shadow 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana, Do cats fart??? The Shadow 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ame usted mismo!!!!!! The Shadow 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Star, I'd like to read a qute from your story... The Shadow 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Coolo Loco, Would you tell your old man to stop snoring, it's keeping me up... The Shadow 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault, If I'm a gemmini, does that explain why I talk to myself??? The Shadow 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- AllegrA l l l l e e g g r r AllegrA I saw you yesterday. & 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- At the men's bathroom DOOR: "WATCH OUT FOR GAY LIMBO DANCERS!" Ulf 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana, while I'm here, I have a question for you. Of all people, past present or future, who is YOUR HERO? N.D 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yuval the Cannibal The beatles an the doors old fashioned? nooooooooooo! im really young, and MOST of the people i know listen to them mabey the dont admit it right away, but when they hear them on the radio, they say "oh! i love this song, i love the doors/beatles/other oldies! i personally have my alarm and my first radio preset set to oldies i LOOOOOVE them as for me, i can eventually get sick of some modern alternative/rock songs, but i NEVER get sick of oldies! Gumby 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault are you psychic? your description is EXACTLY like me its kinda spooky there seems to only be one part that differs from me in your description of a pisces and me being a pisces just the part about liking seafood is different but everything else (wow!) is correct how do you know all this!! Gumby 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Star the wild girl sure id like to hear a quote whats the story about? Gumby 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Coolo Loco .....he went to bed with a cold in his head and couldnt get up in the mornin' Gumby 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gossimer hey? . . . . . HEY! Gumby 7/12/96 Number of Censored Words in this Document=0 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Red Moon, Aquarius is concerned with: -scientific analysis, experimentation -friendship, courtesy, kindness -mystery, intrigues, magic, originality -independence, humanitarian issues -fame, recognition, politics, creative arts Aquarius can tend to be: -communicative -thoughtful and caring -cooperative and dependable -scientific -loyal friendships -inventive -intense interest in people But they can also be: -unwilling to share ideas -tactless and rude -self-intersted -unwilling to fight for beliefs -uncertainty and lack of confidence Pysical Appearance: -there is a distant, dreamy look in the eyes -body taller than average -head in profile, always noble with fine features -neck bends to allow head to droop forward or tip to one side when thinking -movement is no! t graceful, but has purpose Likes: -fame or recognition -thinking about self -privacy -rainbows, dreams, magic -change, suprises -credit cards -weird friends Dislikes: -emotion and intimacy -people who show off -being taken for granted -being pinned down in any way -violence and fighting -making loans -extravagance There you go Red Moon Fault 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gumby, I'm not psychic, but I can guess people's astrological sign. You wanted to know who you're compatible with? Here it is: Pisces are very compatible with: -other Pisces -Aries -Taurus -Cancer -Scorpio -Capricorn -Aquarius Fault 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bunny the Sag, Here you go: You guys are concerned with: -philosophy, idealism, religion -optimism, positive outlook, forward planning -travel, freedom of movement, the outdoors -generosity, honesty, justice, morality -imagination, aspirations, open-mindedness Sagittarius' can be: -frank and open -optimistic -sees the best in people -honest and fair-minded -spiritual -enthusiastic -inspiring -stimulating -holds no grudges -sensual But they can also be: -argumentive -impatient -a gambler at heart -hot-headed -indulgent -uncommited Physical Appearance: -body strongly built and energetic. Movement is normally quick, but not always graceful -head is large, well-shaped skull with a high, broad forehead -uses hands and arms to make b! road, sweeping gestures -bright, intelligent, sparkling eyes which often twinkle with good humour -either tall and athletic in appearance, or shorter with a sturdier body. Likes: -freedom of action -alternative ideas -being on the move -food and drink -perfumes and beauty aids -raffles and lotteries -parties, flirting Dislikes: -disaproval from others -making promises -being too safe -administration -tight clothes -having their honesty doubted That's about it. Fault 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bunny, You like the same music as me? Cool! How old are you, if you don't mind me asking? You should seriously check out Mystery Machine and Our Lady Peace. O.L.P. are Canadian and they're really good. Mystery Machine, well, very few of my friends have heard of them, but those who have like them. Fault 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Shadow, Do you always talk to yourself?! Fault 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Roz, Wow, Sweet 75! I've heard of them! I can't wait for their c.d. to come out. Fault 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Who are your idols or whatever you call them? Fault 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bunny, I haven't heard of those other 2 bands you mentioned. What do they sound like? Fault 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Red Moon, You have cool taste in music. I don't really listen to the other bands you mentioned, but I have heard of them. Fault 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- A boy, while looking @ a picture says "brothers and sisters I have none, but that mans father is my fathers son". Who is in the picture? Dewy Care 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- RED MOON SURE! You can never have enough tacky, ugly stuff! : ) P.S. How did you get the nickname "Red Moon" anyways? Just wondering. : ) Lana 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- YUVAL You're a Scorpio, huh? "Unshockable"... Wow, that is definitely you, Big Bro. : ) Lana 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- VLAD (now fangless) Is being defanged as traumatic for you as being declawed is [supposed to be, anyways--my cat is fine] for a cat? : ) Lana 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I want all of you to know that I will always be Allegra's friend, and I hope that you can all see that mistakes don't always define the "mistaker"... even BIG mistakes.... A friend is a friend, no matter what. Lana 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- FAULT I am sorry that some jerk made you hate Jim Carrey, but you really shouldn't use the word "retarded." I am sure that "jerk" is not only more accurate but a lot less..... I don't know... harsh. One of my best friend's (Mandy) cousin (Sarah)is retarded (she has Down's Syndrome), and I think of her whenever I hear that word... PLEASE don't apologize for using it, I'm not mad or anything, I'm just telling you what it reminds me of.... : ) Lana 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- BITZ Our new God? Um, let me think about that.... no. Speaker of all madness? You're getting warmer. The spark that lights a thousand flames? Yeah, flames in people's hearts... the BAD kind. Poor, pathetic, sad, lonely? No. Seems that YOU are awfully lonely. Before control is not our own? Like it ever WAS. Even if we "lost control" here, I certainly wouldn't want YOU to have it. Lana 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Oh, and about the whole "God" issue: Look, some of us believe, some of us don't. We don't sit here and bash everything you believe in; there is no reason for you to do so. You aren't going to change anyone's mind, and no one hopes to change yours, so can we MOVE ON NOW???? That is all; thank you for flying with us. Lana 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- BITS WHOSE truth do you seek? Yours? Mine? Who is to say what is the truth? And I ask AGAIN: WHO MADE YOU THE JUDGE? Lana 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- FAULT Are Geminis and Sagittaruis(es) supposed to get along? {[(You have a fifty-fifty chance at making me finally ALMOST believe.... be careful how you answer, but speak the truth.)]} Lana 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Life is a dream, the only thing real is you. Seen in a magazine, on a "parasucojeans" ad. : ) Lana 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- BUNNY As much as I LOVED _Cable_Guy_, Jim Carrey will ALWAYS be Ace Ventura to me. : ) Lana 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- BUNNY I would LOVE to hear what your dreams are like.... some of mine are pretty strange, too. : ) Lana 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- TOMMY Welcome to the wall!!! Any friend of Big Mamma's is a friend of mine, and I probably speak for almost everyone here! : ) Lana 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHADOW MY cat does, and boy oh boy.... you DO NOT want to be in the room when he does! : ) Pee-you. (Is that how you would spell that? Or would it be P.U.???) HEY! Why did you ask ME? : ) Lana 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- N.D. My hero? That's easy--you, of course. : ) Seriously? Well.... it is probably a tie between my boyfriend (John) and my late grandfather (my mom's dad, who my brother and I call Bompa). Why do you ask? Lana 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- What is with you guys asking me odd questions? Lana 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ! taerg eht dalv as i sit in this stall gazing upon the wall, reading the words so politely wrote. pondering over the few choice words, narry a sound i heard as the gay limbo dancer came into my stall!!!:o sir hicks a lot 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- by the way-- the wishing is much better than the fishing ! sir hicks a lot 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- When a SMURF chokes, what color does it turn? Lana 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Be different; act normal. Lana---But what IS normal??? 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- N.D: I was lurking in the alt.tasteless.jokes newsgroup, and found something you might like. The Headline is "Marijuana alternative", and it's about a plant that was genetically engineered to contain THC. If you're interested and can't access the usenet, e-mail me and I'll send it to you. Yuval the cannibal 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thank to all the people here who still like the oldies. You proved that there's no such thing as too young for rock'n'roll yet ;-). Fault- I never heard of the Tea Party, 'cause I rarely listen to the radio lately, but I'll try to find it in a record store. Yuval the cannibal 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vlad: Can defanged vampires use a straw to drink? take a straw and go get these smurfs! Gargamel (can anybody tell me who was I before I ate those !%^*&( mushrooms?) 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- St. Joe Girl, I don't think I responded to your question properly. I think the question was what should we do about the children. That's awefully complicated!! The main point that Cliff and I are trying to make is that current practices DON'T work. Prison doesn't work. Dare doesn't work. Jailing 4 million "dealers" is unrealistic. Again, I highly recommend Cliff's pages for info. If you're feeling bold you can also follow the link to the calyx main pages to find links for things like "Cures not Wars" or info on medical M.J. (this is the same place I found the article on the effects of THC in the brain, If you like I can point you to it, mail it to you) N.D 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hi Bunny! Actually I doubt STRONGLY that it's poison ivy, 'cause I know what that stuff looks like and I won't go near the plant... Did anyone wonder how poison ivy would get in my eyes anyway? KUPO! I'm really bored though... Star 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bitz; Yes you read it on the Wall. Exclusive...since the entire story did not get on TBW, but on e-mail and answered on the wall. My house is haunted, I found out the day I moved in, and she re-appears whenever she doesn't like the way I change the house layout or make additions and repairs. She is the former owner, died in the house, found 4 days later and it was empty for over a year when I bought it. Friendly though! Oh! I'm sorry I forgot to genuflect before I addressed thee. pal, the haunted 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- TOMO: Can the crap! pal, the crapee 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- To Err is human... to really screw up, you need a computer. pal 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Everyone wants to go to Heaven, but noone wants to die. pal 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- If all that matters is how you play the game, then why do they keep score? & 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- hello hello 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- is fault here neil and bob 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault- Everything about Scorpios is true for me, EVERYTHING! It's rather scary to think there are others like me in the world. Coolo loco 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- To everyone- My cousin had her baby Friday! He is the most adorable baby boy I've ever seen! I am so happy! Coolo loco 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Okay. Everyone wants a quote from my story? Okay, here goes... "Don't bother," Jubilee muttered. "You'll just get hurt." Carol glared at him. "Well, you may be willing to freeze to death, but I'm not. And with that, she attempted to get a handhold on the far wall of the chasm. She began to climb, but to no avail. She fell back down the three feet she had gained. Jubilee didn't bother to look up. "Told you so." The girl stood and brushed herself off, glowering heatedly at the violet-eyed teenager. "Drop dead." The boy glanced at her, amused. "Ladies first." He thought about this, then added, "TOMBOYS first." Like it? By the way, they eventually do get out of the pit. Not before the creature who built the trap comes along and breaks Jubilee's ankle, though. I'll try to find a lighter quote, but the story isn't a "light" ! Unknown 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Does anyone here like Spanish love songs? I do, and I want to get a CD of them, but I don't know any group names. Coolo loco 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hello All!!! Our Home Page Facelift is done!You can view it at http://www.nothinbut.net/~kevinc/. Star's(aka CherylAnne)fanfiction is exceptional this month, and my poem is one of my favorites.BTW Star's poison Ivy is gone.Kyle's eye will never be normal but it is as good as it will get...he has to learn to live with it. Big Mamma 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- PLEASE read I NEED ADVICE.... remember i told you all about my friend and this guy i have a thing for well... . . . he likes her, and she just rubs it in my face she was supposed to be my best friend, now she went to a party last night, and brags about how she was with him she doesnt even gove a fu*k about me honestly, i dont even like her anymore and she WAS my best friend i dont know what to do shes changed so much gotten into drugs, smoking and alcohol i dont know what to do i dont want to be friends with her if shes going to stay this way but i dont know what to say me, her, and another gorl.....the three of us are best friends but the other girl is moving in February and im going to be left with that other biotch i dont know what to do........ its more serious than it sounds ***about! Unknown 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- PLEASE read I NEED ADVICE.... remember i told you all about my friend and this guy i have a thing for well... . . . he likes her, and she just rubs it in my face she was supposed to be my best friend, now she went to a party last night, and brags about how she was with him she doesnt even gove a fu*k about me honestly, i dont even like her anymore and she WAS my best friend i dont know what to do shes changed so much gotten into drugs, smoking and alcohol i dont know what to do i dont want to be friends with her if shes going to stay this way but i dont know what to say me, her, and another gorl.....the three of us are best friends but the other girl is moving in February and im going to be left with that other biotch i dont know what to do........ its more serious than it sounds **** abo! Unknown 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Please excuse my language everyine, im just really really pissed right now HOW THE HELL COULD THAT BIT*H DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO ME HOW COULD SHE FU*KING TREAT ME LIKE THAT FU*K HER FU*K HER FU*K HER GOD DAMNETT FU*K HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . * not about to cry anymore, i already am * (i dont mean to complain like this everyone, its just im in a really awful situation right now) Gumby 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is what is going on my head right now "!@$% that little @$%^!. God@!$~!&, i could !@$@~ that $#@^!* !$#@ in an instant, oh !@$~!!! @#$ her #@$!!! @#% her!! $#^ her!! Gumby 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- do you feel more like you do now then you did when you first came in? REMEMBER THE END. krystal, of course 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vlad - I only had smurfs once. They were quite tasty, raw with lemon juice and a little salsa. Nitecruiser {-) 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yuval - How about Doors - LA Woman Fleetwood Mac - Rumours Jefferson Airplane - Surrealistic Pillow Moody Blues - Days Of Future Passed Santana - no title (first album) Nightcruiser 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- BITZ - Ghosts are for real. What do you think the afterlife is. And where do you think it is experienced. Look around you, this is heaven or hell, depending upon what you make of it. And there is more in this world than can be seen by mortal man (woman). Nightcruiser 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault - I'm a Scorpio. And your list is about 50% accurate to me. Scary... Nightcruiser 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Welcome back Allegra; You are doing the right thing. Pick up the pieces and go on with life. Life can be wonderful, and we do learn from our mistakes and our past. Good Luck, find peace and happiness. pal 7/15/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vlad; My new screen saver, has different drawings and paintings being created. One of them is angels, and they are blue. I think I will call them Smurfangels! pal 7/15/96 Number of Censored Words in this Document=1 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I just emtpied my "Out" mailbox in my mail program, and I realized that I have sent 139 emails since June 21.... I think I need to get a life, what do you all think? : ) Hee, hee. : ) Lana 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- DAMN MOSQUITOES!!!!! Lana 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pal, Smurfangel sounds kind of like a name for a Weird Al song or somthing. But hey, I like it. Vlad 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bitz, I bet that you do not beleive in witchs and warlocks either. Well, there will always be things that defie a scientific answer and nothing you can say will convince me otherwise. Vlad 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bitz, Which God died so you could take their place? Was it Zues, Odin or mabey Neptune? Get off of your high horse and seek some help for yourself obviously you are growing dellusional. Vlad or mabey is it Zues 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey all you Scorpio's, Yes two scorpio's can get along both my wife and I are born on the same day Just a year apart. Oh, in case you are wondering that day is Halloween. Cool, HUH. Vlad 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault: Thanks for the stuff on Aquarians. It was exactly right(except for the part about the body being taller! I'm really short). Red Moon 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana: I got the name Red Moon because I love to stargaze and one night I was outside and just as the moon started rising, it was a beautiful, deep red. I loved it so thats where my name came from. Red Moon 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana, I believe that the relationships between Scorpio and Geminis are very turbulent. Fault 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Neil and Bob, Hi, I wonder who you are... Fault 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Coolo loco, Isn't it scary?! Fault 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Unknown, I know EXACTLY what you're going through. I had a friend like that once. Is she an Aries? can you guys guess who I am? 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I need your advice, These two guys I know, which I will not mention, totally and utterly p!ssed me off on Friday. They've been doing that for a while, and finally, I told them. I think I might have told them a little too much of what I thought. And I'm not sure, but I think they actually feel bad, for once. They don't think I want to be their friends anymore, but I do as long as they stop acting like total JERKS. They apologized, but I'm not sure if it's sincere or not, since they do like to play with people's minds and feelings. Should I forgive them? Fault 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana, Despite the fact that you told me not to apologize, I truly am sorry. I never really thought about what others might think of that term. So, once again, I'm very sorry. Fault 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- GUMBY, my advice to you is; stay home and bake some cookies. bitz 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vlad, vlad you must know by now that when one is "worked up" they speak more freely. speak your mind and know freedom. Bitz 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- allegra, just tell me why....and your free to go. bitz 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- night cruiser. afterlife? there is no afterlife. after life is death. there is no heaven, no hell, there is only now. and now means too survive, to eat, sleep, drink, and come together and make babies, lots, and lots of babies, because somebodys god keeps killing them... bitz the ghost 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- dewey care, he is looking at a picture of himself. bitz 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- lana, I am a mind opener, that is basically what I do. it's my job, you need to stand in the middle of everything and look hard before you choose. have you ever been so RIGHT about something, or felt so strongly about something, said to yourself, if they only knew? are YOU not right about everything you say. is'nt everything you speak the truth? abortion, is'nt your opinion right? the death penalty, is'nt your opinion right? aliens, ghosts, god and astrology, your opinions are right, right? question yourself, question others, don't accept anything as truth til YOU know. I was involved with a group that stressed openmindedness and today those groups are the most narrow minded I know, see both sides, open your mind, stand on their side, and see what they see, think what they think, and feel what they feel. open your mind. seek and ye shall find. yes, I'm the judge. my own, I do know best. and I bel! Unknown 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- oh, lana one more thing. lonliness is part of the human condition. however, nevermind. some other time. bitz 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nightcruiser: Lemon juice and salsa with smurfs? Yuck! Smurfs are best with blueberry souce. Gargamel 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana: I don't know if I'm a scorpio or not (although I consider myself to be unshockable) I was born in 22 .3.96 (or was it 21?), and I never knew my horoscope. One of my relatives is a doctor of astrology (oh yeah). Before she became an astrologist, she was a l*wyer, which means, IMHO, that once ypu've become a lier, you will always be one. Yuval the cannibal 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hi Derek & 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thought of the day; To forgive is not to forget, but letting go of the hurt> pal 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gumby My son had a somewhat similar situation. His best friend for years (a girl) moved away, dropped out of school, started smoking, rumored to be on drugs, moved back and started calling like everything was the same. I advised him to be honest with her and tell her that they no longer had anything in common, that it was best to move on. I discouraged him from providing her with the gory details on how they were different now. Be the better person. Be tactful, and kind. Let her feel like crap when she looks back at her behavior. Number one piece of advice: Be strong, do not allow yourself to be a victim, step back from the situation and move on, keep your dignity. St. Joe Girl (philosophical tonight) 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bitz You are nuts! St. Joe Girl (the abridged version) 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- N.D. Thanks for the info on D.A.R.E. I plan to visit the schaffer pages in the next couple of days. As I mentioned, we've just lost our DARE program, they are still fighting over whose fault it is. I think everyone FELT good that something was being done, whether it worked or not. St. Joe Girl 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Is Bitz the Unabomber? & 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault, Yes, but I don't pay attention to a thing I say. The Shadow 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Star, That was a great snippet. Your gifted girl! The Shadow 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana, I was just being a fart ass! The Shadow 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Allegra, Yo le amouna rosa en un jardin de alhucema. Todos Yo siempre quise, estuvo acariciar sus petalos tiernos. Toda Yo siempre necesite, estuvo respirar su esencia olorosa. Llenara usted mi corazon alhucema, de su esencia rosada? El Diablo Loco La Sombra 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana; If you find out what Normal is, please let me know pal 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hi We're here listening to Barbara Streisand's Back to Broadway. How do you like that sir Bitz Pal 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault; The Shadow does talk to himself, but also to me. You are Aquarius also eh! Nayrtam says he's sorry. (small world isn't it) pal 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lanaca How can you tell someone not to judge others, while you are judging him? cat excrement 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- MEOW & 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- dlav-ever think of putting aspic on smurfs, canning them like spam, and calling it Spurf. Sparf (barf) pal 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bitz, The truth, the truth, the truth, the truth, the truth, the truth, the truth, the truth...... "Truth is a torch, but a terrific one; therefore we all try to grasp it with closed eyes, fearing to be blinded." Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe The Shadow 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dalvlad, Stahwhats gniogoing ono? I knihthink lemagragargamel deppilslipped eme emosome ofo esohthose smoorhsumushrooms....... The Shadow 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pal, It's 3:20am, and I'm listening to Zoot Sims, and Al Cohn. This is all your fault! (I have to blame someone.) The Shadow 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana, Ever hear a cat belch??? UURRRRPPPP!!!!!!!!!! OOPs, excuse me.... The Shadow 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana, If a cat farts in the woods, and nobody hears it, does it still smell??? The Shadow 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hi Lana, It's me, TOMMY. I have been coming over to Big Mamma's ever since my accident. I lost my sight, so until I learn how to get around by myself she offered to watch me while my dad works.She is letting me use her logon while everybody else is busy. This is really the only place I go. She reads the entries to me every day. I've become her #1 yarn winder. It keeps me busy.She won some stuff on the radio yesterday. She got so excited I thought she would have a heart attack! By the way, I'm glad that I learned how to type while in school...That will make it easier to get a job when I get my dog. TOMMY 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dewy; The way you wrote the quiz, the boy is looking at a picture of his son. I always thought it was a picture of himself. pal, the fingerhead from the States. 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Shadow Talk ---------------------- My soul she speaks to my ego: Ha, I don't need you... My ego shouting back: Don't you know, that God is energy! I am God! My soul fire of her essence retorting: You are created by energy therefore comprised of God... The Shadow 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dewy Care, I don't know if My other post made it..... I believe that would be my son N.D 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana, Now that's not a very Christian answer, is it? (remember, I'm just here to make you think) N.D 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gumby, my advice? First of all, why are you wasting so much time and energy on something so futile. How many weeks has it been now? Is he the only guy left on your continent?? The only reason they have made you so miserable is because you DECIDED to be miserable over this. No one else is going to look twice at someone who mopes around feeling sorry for themselves, especially over something like this. You need to face the world with a smile! So he didn't go for you - BIG DEAL!! There ARE other men! Get over it, and move on with your life before you DO grow old alone!! Second, Why is it SO DEATHLY important that you have a boyfriend this week? Is this your only chance to bear children? What could he possibly give you that you can't get yourself - besides aids and children??? Is it "happiness"? Get over that one, too! Don't EVER expect anyone else to find your happiness for you!!! The minute you rel! Unknown 7/16/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey Everybody!!!I just won the "Hot Lunchbox Special"!!!!!! In it there are : 4 tickets to Six Flags Great Adventure(parking pass included) 4 meal tickets to a special BLT picnic sponsered by Oscar Meyer there. 4 tickets to a Chubby Checkers concert. 4 tickets to the WOGL Teddy Bear Picnic at the Philadelphia Zoo. A Monkees Cd & A pound of Oscar Meyer bacon . Big Mamma(the happy WOGL listener) 7/16/96 Number of Censored Words in this Document=0 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vlad: Do you have a Shadow? Yuval the cannibal 7/17/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana, I was a cat lover before my %$%*%& cat ate all the smurfs and left me only mushrooms to eat! Gargamel 7/17/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Can somebody turn this music off? All I hear is Musorgsky's Pictures in the Gallery! and what is worse, the smurfs know when I come because that's when the music changes. Gargamel 7/17/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- COOLO LOCO Gloria Estefan sings a lot of songs in Spanish.... but I don't know the names of any groups that ONLY sing in Spanish.... I can try to dig some up for you, though. Lana 7/17/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- SORRY ALL, but I agree with BITZ on this one. I don't believe in ghosts or witches and warlocks.... But my boyfriend claims to have seen one (his grandfather, who he NEVER met in person because he died many years ago), and he is a VERY level-headed, down-to-Earth kind of person... I just don't believe... I think it must be one of those things that HAS to happen to yo before you can truly believe. Lana 7/17/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- FAULT I MEANT to ask about Sagittarius'... what did I ask???? Geminis and Sagitarrius is what I want to know, not Scorpio. Lana 7/17/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- FAULT It is okay, I wasn't offended; I just thought that Sarah might be if she heard that... That is all right, I know that you are not a mean person. 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