Number of Censored Words in this Document=0 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- St.Joe Girl, Virgos are (in my opinion) really cool. And, yes, you guys are perfectionists. You told me you live with another Virgo, my source says that two Virgos in the same family get along very well, but some difficulties may arise if you become too critical of each other or undermine each other's confidence. All in all, though, you guys work good to keep things tidy and clean. You guys are very wity and funny.You're also: -gentle with the helpless -sympatetic -organized -dedicated -charming -helpful Physical Appearance: -high forehead -eyelids are often veiled -nose is straight -jaw is broad Fault 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- One Hot Momma, If you're talking about Cable Guy, it totally sucks (in my opinion) Fault 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Speaking of Smurfs, I got p!ssed off at my friend 'cause he said I looked like one, just because I have blue hair. Fault 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I know some people who like Courtney Love, and it sometimes sickens me. Fault 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jasonmouse: I believe it goes- If a tree falls on a mime and no one is around to hear it, does anyone care? Red Moon 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault: Yes, Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Smashing Pumpkins, Alice in Chains, Soundgarden all rock. What about Toadies, Nixons, Super 8, and Lenny Kravitz? Red Moon 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- By the way, if you're actually reading these things....BOY do you need a life. (almost as much as we contributors do) paradox 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bitz is here. Bitz has always been here, bitz is reading, reading, reading...like those before me. the great risk takers of the world. The ones that ask the age old question and then die at the hand of the narrow minded fool who fears what he don't know " Whats your sign", "gilligan's island", "smurfs", "stupid jokes, and bad taste in music", "days of our lives", are these your thoughts and quotes that you chose too enter "trees falling on mimes" thats a sad thought, thats almost a non-thought. this wall is monitored. so watch your language and (if there is any future at all for mankind) be creative! Can I get an amen my brothers and sisters. praise god and the little baby jesus, and mary who had a baby with out sex. ya, thats a good one, Is there a doctor on the planet that can explain the conception process to these people... ya see? creative.......... oh, and one more thing. I saw "the cable guy" ! it sucked. but you may like it.... over and out.... ...........Hello pal. BITZ 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault Can you tell me about Pisces? Gumby 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- im sorry HM!!!!! ill stop, i didnt know i shouldnt do what i did i just learned it from someone, and figured i would try it SORRY!! Moi 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana I coasted right past Hardees drive thru window. Luckily I wasn't going to fast. I was able to stop in their parking lot, and walk the rest of the way to work. No coffee that day! I saw a psychic once. He told me that I had 2 guardian angels watching over me because I worried so much. They were definitely taking care of me that day. St. Joe Girl 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- One Hot Mamma I saw Cable Guy. It was ... strange. I loved Ace Ventura and Dumb & Dumber. I wouldn't pay to see this one again, I'm not sure if I would pay to rent the video. It was like they couldn't decide if it was supposed to be "Jim Carey funny" or dark & menacing. It was not bad...just alittle off center. St. Joe Girl (the Roger Ebert of St. Joe 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Does anyone remember the Green Acres theme song? Green Acres is the place to be, Farm living is the life for me, Land spreading out so far and wide, Keep Manhattan but give me that country side. New York is where I'd rather stay, I get allergic smelling hay, I appreciate a penthouse view, Keep Manhattan but give me Park Avenue. There may be more....isn't scary to think what I must have forgotten to make room in my brain for this? St. Joe Girl 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bunny, Welcome Back, whence you came! The Shadow 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana, I think you mean ALLEGRA, HMmmmmmmmmmmm! I didn't know there was an ordinance against the use of her name, or is it like beetlejuice, it's o.k. as long as you don't say it three times? The Shadow 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dimitrios, Sounds like you don't like it here. Ain't life a beach?! Just cuz things is censored, don't mean you can't say what you gotta say. Where there's a will, there's a way. The Shadow 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Big Mamma, I hope star get's better soon, that sounds like an awful place to get poison ivy. The Shadow 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm surrounded by pogonip! Anyone have an ice pick????? The Shadow 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jason Mouse (r lauzon) in Ontario CA If you're in a space ship traveling faster than the speed of light, and turn your lights on: IT WILL GIVE YOU A NICE GLOW..... FRUMS 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- St. Joe Girl; That will teach you not to go to Hardees. pal 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hot Mama; I've seen the new Jim Carrey movie, and I probably won't be the only person to tell you that it was nothing but a waste of good film. I enjoyed most of his other movies too, so my opinion has no bias. Roz 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pal- Honalulu? Coolo loco 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I liked TBW a lot better without FRAMES! Coolo loco 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault- I like about half of those bands. I also like Everclear, Seven Mary Three, Alanis Morisette, Led Zepplin, Bush, Boyz 2 Men, R Kelly, Seal, ... Coolo loco 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- All the major research on the effectiveness of DARE shows that it has no impact on the rate of drug use by children who go through DARE training. N.D 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- DOSE ANYONE LISTEN TO COOL MUSIC!!!!! METALLICA PANTERA KoRn deftones MINISTRY FEAR FACTORY MEGADETH MISFITS YOUR MOM!!!!!!!!!!!! Curtis 7/10/96 Number of Censored Words in this Document=0 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gumby: Oui,je parle un peu de francais. Pourquoi? (and it's est-ce qu'...not est qu') Red Moon 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Come night, come Romeo, come thou day in night. For thou wilt lie upon the wings of night whiter than new snow on a ravens back. Come night, come loving, black-browed night,give me my Romeo, And, when he shall die, take him and cut him up in little stars. And he will make the face of heaven so fine that all the world will be in love with night and pay no attention to the garish sun.... Red Moon (I love shakespeare) 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana, I didn't say men were not cruel but I at least like to look the person in eyes as I twist the knife. Please don't think I am all that cruel but I do try to be honest. Vlad 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- How profetic you are becoming Gumby see how good influences can rub off on a person. I was refering to Pal, Big Mama, Bitz and all the other profets out there. Vlad 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- To the person who was wondering how to post. YOU DID IT!!!!! Let us all clap our fins (oops I should say hands) Vlad 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- A sign in the Oklahoma City Zoo said Don't throw things into the seal tank. It was really a tank filled with sea lions. I thought that one of the biologests could tell the difference. Vlad 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey did you guys know that the 30th of June was a blue moon. Oh how smurfy. Vlad 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gumby, your picture looked more like a vampire going in for the kill. I LIKE IT! Vlad 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- to anonemus. sex: allot age: older than allot people Vlad no I didn't get it or mabey I do? 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dingleberry, be glad you don't live in Alaska. They tried to make that bug the state bird. They will bite you through blue jeans up here and they were fur coats. Vlad not the only blood sucker in Alaska 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Alice I prefer seeing you in chains. Vlad 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey Yo-man, did you know that a yoman in the Navy or Coast Guard is the person who works in the offices maintaining personell records. Vlad 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Red Moon, that is cool if you can do it. Three cheers for you. Vlad 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana, Doughnuts are fried in a deepfat frier. That is why they are greasy up here where I live at. I prefer danish's because they are baked and I know that they are more fattening. I used to be a baker and a cook. Vlad 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey I need to go and play plumber. They faucet on the tub is dripping and I have to go repace a washer and reseat the fitting. Have fun you all. Vlad 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Coolo loco, Good point.... spite is a nasty thing... no pun nitended. Lana 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- YUVAL What is wrong with your email?? I haven't been able to respond (to what you sent me) all weekend!!! (Especially Sunday!) What gives? Lana 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- BITZ True, MOST of Canada... but Pal asked about WINDSOR. Lana 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- NITECRUISER Even though misspellings (two s's?) really bother me (ESPECIALLY my own), I must say, in defense of some of us, that even though my word processing program has a spellchecker, my Netscape program does not. Lana 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- The New Person You already know how. Lana 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- The New Person The wall only has new postings Monday thru Friday. Hey, speaking of this, HM Is the wall going to be up this Thurdsay? Friday? Lana 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Anonemus I'm through telling my age here Female. From a Chicago suburb.... (Those of you who know my age just keep your mouths shut, please.) YOU? Lana 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- GUMBY I don't speak French, but I think I know what you said. You asked if anyone speaks it, right? Well, I speak English and Spanish (Spanish not quite as well, but not bad). Lana 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm sorry..... & 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- AYE In Spanish, it's "ay." There are no silent letters in Spanish... at least not that I can think of at this moment, anyways. NOT jumping down your throat! Just telling you. Lana 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- AYE In case you really do speak Spanish regularly, my name is not a joke, it really is Lana... I am not of Latin descent, but I speak Spanish, and I know what lana means... The funny thing is, my mom double majored in college, and one of her majors was Spanish.... you'd think she would have known better! Doh. Lana 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Music Wizard I agree with all those choices execpt country--it's just about the only thing I listen to, aside from some "pop" love songs.... Lana 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ms. Kitty I LOVE them! Sure, forward to me whatever you have! I'd love it! : ) Lana 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- A NONY MOUSE Gee, like I haven't heard THAT one a thousand times! Do you expect me to take offense at such a petty and lame reamrk? You do? Oh, sorry to disappoint you. P.S. If you think the wall is sh!t, then leave. I'm sure no one would miss you. Lana 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- A NONY MOUSE Aww... all that poetic talent wasted.... Lana 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana, Just because it says that Geminis don't like kids, doesn't necessarily mean that it's true. You'll probably find that many of the caracteristics of your sign apply to your personality or how you look. For example: (I don't know if this is true or not,) Geminis; -like to be around people -like to talk on the phone -dislikes listening to endless complaints -likes getting to the bottom of things Physical Appearance; -body usually slim -generally tall -strong and actives -long arms and legs -fleshy hands -very fine eyes -moves quickly -expressive hands There's lots more, but I don't know if you're actually interested in hearing about all this astrology stuff. I personally think it's really cool Fault 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- New Person, Even if you don't know what you're doing, you did it right. You won't see your message until the next day. Fault 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is MIT calling, 5:13 am.Just posting to let everybody know I'm still here. One more thing, ah..... nevermind. Jo-Bitz 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana: The l-waor is L*WYER. I was told not to use this word in civilized society, but maybe americans like them. Yuval the cannibal 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How many l*wyers were killed in car accidendts during the last year A: Not enough! Yuval the cannibal 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vlad: Actually, I like my stakes BLOODY Yuval the cannibal 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Coolo loco: Do you want a complete list of animals that kill each other without reason? There is not enough space here, but youcan start with dogs, rats, lots of fish species, birds, and so on. Yuval the cannibal 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Anonemus, No way, dude. It's not that easy. This ain't no "chat room". We don't choose to be friends by age/sex! You gotta communicate if wanna know who's here... Narghile Dab hand 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Joe Bitz; I'm surprised you got the quiz wrong. Look at the map. Directly above Windsor Ontario, Canada is Detroit Michigan. So far only Lana got the question correct. The answer was the U S A. pal 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nightcruiser; I'm not afraid of ghosts, my house is haunted by the prior owner who died in it. I bought it from the estate a year later. Even the tenants they had would not stay after she died. pal 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Evian; Didn't you realize that EVIAN spelled backwards spells NAIVE? pal 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- New person; A MIRACLE has happened, you posted. WELCOME to our wall, where do you come from? Male or Feperson? pal 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- CRUNCH & MUNCH; Good bye, I will miss you but it is about time you get replaced with a new more powerful unit. You have grown slower with age, and just take up too' much space for what you are worth. pal 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana; I can not take the responsibility for coming up with Luap. IT is all Pauls doing. He always spells his name backwards in our correspondence, probrably because we are both named Paul. I even use it as his nickname on my e-mail directory. As for Pal, those are my initials. Paul Adrian L. Pauluap, pal 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ya know, I was thinkin'. (don't you hate it when I do that!) Like many people I have two arms. My girlfriend spends almost every weekend at my place. What if I simply said "I'm not comming out"? Would there be a stand off? Would I be barbequed as a cult leader? After all, I have small arms and an inocent woman, and I don't want to go outside. I bet the Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms (isn't that a lovely combination) would have a field day!!! N.D 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kukaburra sits in the old gum tree, Counting all the monkeys he can see, Laugh Kukaburra, laugh kukaburra That's not a monkey, that's me! Old Brownie song, used to know the 2nd verse, used to know the hand motions too. St. Joe Girl (former Brownie) 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sugar Sugar I got that record on the back of a cereal box when I was a kid. Played it over and over and over. Archies Rule! St. Joe Girl 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Anyone out there from Missouri? My best friend is considering moving there (because her husband wants to). I asked what was in Missouri - she said "Nothing, that's why he wants to move there." Exactly what would attract someone to move to Missouri? St. Joe Girl 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear HM, I Love You, Man! Big Mamma, the pin cushion 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Ms Kitty, Thanks for the compliment!I work harder on the home pages lately, than on the crocheting. Gotta get started on stuff for the shows. Our page changes often so stop by & check out the changes around th 15th of every month. Big Mamma 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yo mama is so stupid she got stuck in a grocery store and starved to death !!!!!!!!!!! I BET YOU GUYS HATE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YO MAMA IS SO FAT YOU PUT 4 QUATERS IN HER AND A BAG OF DORITOS COMES OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEE YA LATER.BIATCH!!!!!!!!!!!! CURTIS THE GREAT 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hi everyone, I didn't post all weekend, my computer is acting weird, lately. Hopefully my new one will be ready tonite or tomorrow. It is being built to my specifications. pal 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault; I speak french, I am Quebecois. I haven't been there for a long time. pal 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vlad the smurf keeper; 3 hours of daylite, wow, perfect for your name. pal 7/2/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana; Donuts have always been fried since their begining. Some arse came out with a baked donut about 8 years ago, and ruined the taste of them. I love to fry donuts, they are so good when still warm and greasy. pal 7/2/96 Number of Censored Words in this Document=0 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- HM Thanks for the new name and e-mail you gave me. Yuval the cannibal 7/3/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- St. Joe Girl: I don't live in Missouri but I just got back from there ( I was on vacation). It is nice by the lake, Osage beach area, but other than that, I can't see why anyone would want to live there. There are NO good radio stations! Red Moon 7/3/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pal I also speak French, but not as good as the people in Quebec. They have an accent that I sometimes can't understand. Fault 7/3/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Anyone here going to LOLLAPALOOZA this summer? I'm leaving in two days. I dyed my hair blue for the occasion. Fault 7/3/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Music Wizard, I agree with your choice of poopty music, except for the fact that I happen to love Nirvana. I don't necessarily hate Hole as a band, but I do hate Courtney Love as a result of some nasty evidence that I read that proved allegations about her. Fault 7/3/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yuval- I consider spite a reason. Coolo loco 7/3/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault- I love horoscopes. What can you tell me about Scorpios? Coolo loco 7/3/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- My favorite insult of all time: If you had another brain, it would be terribly lonely. Coolo loco 7/3/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- confusious says "never snort coke..you might get an ice cube stuck u p your nose." lara 7/3/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- It's better to regret something you did than something you didn't do. -words of the great Red Hot Chili Peppers fault 7/3/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Anyone out there watch THE LATE SHOW WITH DAVID LETTERMAN? That's what I'm watching right now. Yesterday was pretty funny, he totally dissed his mother. It was kind of mean, though. So, tell me, where do you guys all live? Roz and I live way down here in Timmins Ontario Canada. Population is about 50 000. It's pretty boring down here, there's never anything to do except watch David Letterman and Days Of Our Lives. It is now time for the Top Ten List(Top ten things the President would do if aliens invaded America) See you guys all Monday! Fault 7/3/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vlad I knew, and saw it. It wasn't blue though. How disappionting. I how many people actually thought it would be blue? Daphne 7/3/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey There Friends & Others, Just so you know , I officially have a heart--My EKG came out nearly normal. I just love it when a plan comes together!! Big Papa's grilling shark steaks for me, and ribs for everyone else on the fourth. I'll be baking cookies and napolians for Star, MASTER OF ALL REALITY, Big Papa,& myself(as well as any droppers by). Have a really great weekend! Big Mamma(the dieter) 7/3/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Have a Safe and Happy Independence day! St. Joe Girl (still love fireworks) 7/3/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Big Mamma Will do! Ms Kitty 7/3/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- YO MAMA IS SO SHORT SHE SITS ON A CURB AND HER LEGS DANGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TELL ME WHEN EVER GUYS THINK I AM ANNOYING. YOUR MOM!BIATCH!!! CURTIS THE GREAT 7/3/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- If Elvis was such a great man... Why is he buried in the backyard like a hamster Sparky 7/3/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Well, I'd love to hang out and shoot the breeze, but I have a mountain to climb, a stream to bathe in, adn a national forest to trip in..... See ya'll Monday! N.D 7/3/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault, Have you ever heard of the Foo Fighters? They really rock! Roz 7/3/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you can't take the kitchen, get out of the heat. rain 7/3/96 Number of Censored Words in this Document=0 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault, I live where it is light and dark all day at alternate times of the year. It is the Northern most ice free port in North America. We also have allot of large oil tankers going through here and the tanker in the movie Waterworld was named after my fair city. Vlad 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Big Mama, Shark steaks now I have to wipe the drool off of my key board. How smurfy:*) Vlad 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- VLAD Re: Cruelty. Okay, I'll give you that much. But then you at least give me this: Not all women are the same, either. Lana 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- VLAD Wow, and all this time I thought doughnuts were baked. No matter, I still love them. Lana 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- FAULT Liking kids IS a personality trait, I think. As to the rest: Like to be around people--Generally yes, but a lot of people get on my nerves. Like to talk on the phone--Only to certain people. Dislike endless complaints--OH, YEAH. That REALLY bugs me. Like getting to the bottom of things--Very much so... that's what got me into trouble here on the wall a couple of weeks ago. Slim--That's what they tell me. Tall--Sort of... about 5'7". Strong and Active--Yes, I am an athlete (sp) and proud of it. Long arms and legs--Well, long legs... I suppose the arms are a given then. Fleshy Hands--Yes, and I hate them Very fine eyes--Depends on how you mean "fine." Guys seem to like them, if that's what you mean. I think that my eyes are my most expressive feature. Moves quickly--I can't sit still for very long, and I walk much faster than most people.... Expres! Unknown 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- My favorite insult of all time: I refuse to have a battle of the wits with an unarmed person. Lana 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- HM I guess that means no, huh? The wall isn't up today? (The 4th of July)??? : ) Lana 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Smile like a donut! Beav Beav 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- My Dixie Wrecked lblprk 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Individual Liberty, not Group Rights... Free Speech, not Political Correctness ... Protection against Unreasonable Search & Seizure, not Asset Forfiture without a Trial... Bear & Use of Arms, not hopeless 911 calls to police who may or may not show up... Equality under The Law, not Favouritism by Salary or Political Position... Freedom to teach my Children my religion, not State Indoctrination & Sanctioning... c'mon people now, smile on your brother, everybody get together; gonna love one another right now... voting Libertarian '96 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- On the 27th I asked the question "Where was the first donut fryed?" Since I have read, on the TBW about baked donuts and have even been told by Lana that Donuts are not baked. I never said they were baked. Anyway the answer is Greece/Grease Dewy give a French seal 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey all I want you all to know that LARA and LANA are two different people... "Lara" wasn't me making a typo. : ) Just wanted to clear the air before we had a real mess on our hands! : ) LaNa 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- "If life is a one shot deal...why the hell is everyone acting crazy?" Sam 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- HM "I have the morals of......"???? What does that have to do with having a safe holiday? Anything, or were you just babbling again?!?! J/K HM, I love ya. : ) Lana 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- HEY I miss ya'll on the weekends.... email me if you want to (pippin@theramp.net), or give me your address and I'll email you. I mean, I DO talk to some of you (you know who you are), but I miss the rest of you, too..... {[(P.S. Whose initials are JP (I don't want to say the name, so he doesn't get mad), and why don't you WRITE BACK to follow up that confusing note (about doughnuts) that you sent me?)]} Thanks! : ) See ya'll later! ; ) Lana 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHADOW or PAL Do either of you know if "you-know-who" is ever going to come back to the wall? Lana 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sorry, I think I sent that twice! : ) Lana 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I just got back from Lollapalooza! It was awesome. The mosh pit wasn't as annoying as last year, although, I did get crushed by a body surfer and he broke my sunglasses. But that's o.k. Soundgarden kicked *ss. Some guy went body surfing in his wheelchair during The Ramones. I got some really wicked pictures. Roz, are you reading this? If so, then tell the nice people how great that was. It still didn't beat Foo Fighters, though. Pretty close, but not quite. Did anyone see my father on Much Music on Thursday night at 9pm? He kissed Sook Yin Lee on the cheek and said "hi" to Timmins. My friends and I went in Speaker's Corner. Fault 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off. Amen. "Call me treasue hunter, or I'll rip your lungs out!"- Locke "Thou art such a pain in the-! Confound it all I'm starting to talk like you!"-Sabin "How rude of me to turn my back on a lady!"-Edgar "Thou! Thou!... Thou! Thou!"- Gau "Edgar, you pinhead! Why do you have to live in the middle of nowhere?! I hate these recon jobs...... Ahem... There is sand on my boots."-Kefka Heh, heh, heh... STAR'S BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ">Lana 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Curtis, You're annoying. N.D 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault I've always interested in that sort of stuff. What does your source say about Libra? I live in Fremont, CA, in the San Francisco Bay area. Way too hot. Daphne 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey, is this thing on? Um? running, talking, building, looking, drinking, sleeping, searching mending, flying, burning, greeting, owning, sending, drowning rowing Roach 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wow! My brakes completely went out as I was pulling up at Hardees to order my coffee this a.m. Now my hubby is all greasy in the garage, cussing alot. I think that means my brakes will be fixed soon! St. Joe Girl (guardian angels were at Hardees today) 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- We just updated our browser, and I can't decide which I like better! Coolo loco 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey everybody!!!!!! Bunny here....I hope this gets up. I've been trying for the last couple of days and my computer is freakin' !!!! Iwant to say a big HELLO to Big Mamma,Ace of spades(where are ya?), Lana,St.Joe girl,VLAD9cool new name man I love vamps!!!!),Pal,Coolo Loco,N.D.,YUVAL,Allegra and Shadow and anybody I left out...just like I get left out of those lists ALL the time...LOL I'M BACK!!!!!!! The Bunny (HM,of course your hello is automatic! ) 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sorry I've been gone so long (for those of you who care) I was feeling a bit withdrawn and unsocial....It was bad enough to have to go to work and pretend to be happy and friendly...when I got home I just slept and ate....bad combo...LOL! Man my eyes hurt the other night from reading all last months postings!OUCH!!!!! Bunny the red eyed... 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- YUVAL.... in regards to your last e mail to me....it's supposed to say Michael and Darcie not just Michael...now come on...cut it out , you know I'm a girl!!!!!! Don't ya?!? I am going to wait and see what the next "exciting " (ha ha) topic of the wall will be ...instead of rehashing all the old stuff....so I shall leave for now.... The Bunnster!!!!! ==: >) 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Salut Red Moon, Ca va? Gumby 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vlad, about me beoming profetin and all, ........is that meant to be a good or bad thing? Gumby 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- TO ALL WHO POSTED TO ME: sorry about me making a fuss about not knowing how to post I did not know that the posts came up the next day thanks for telling me! New Person 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault, I too am going to Lollapolooza. Maybe I'll see you there! Actually, by the time you get to read this, we will already have seen the show. Roz 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana! your right about what i said in french! that was grrreeeeeat (as tony the tiger would say!) i wouldnt be able to do that in another language i didnt know Gumby 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pal ya know? i never noticed that, all those many many years of drinking evian, and i never noticed that Evian (a.k.a. Naive) 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- St. Joe Girl I used to sing "Kukaburra" in girl scouts too! in my ol' troop #3, i remember! but we sand the original version kukaberrya sits in the old gum tree merry merry king of the bush is he laugh kukaberra, laugh kukaberra leave some there for me Kukaberra 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ST JOE GIRL!!!!!! you dont know anyplace on the web where you can download SUGAR SUGAR do you? I absolutly LOVE that song! last summer, i volunteered at a day campo for kids we held a talent contest, and the kids had to have a dance contest to SUGAR SUGAR it was ssssssooooooooooooo much fun, we drove them crazy, because we played it over and over and over it was GREAT! Sugar Sugar 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Man, i wish i were going to Lalapalooza, but its all sold out. And i LOVE LOVE LOVE Dave Letterman! i saw that top ten list, I just love dave, and his space between his two front teeth and, oh yeah i hate courtney love too The Music Wizard 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- July fifth>>>> Never trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and Lives. Cornfuzzed 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- DEMOCRACY IS THE PLUTOCRACY OF THE IGNORANT Ben 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you're not cornfuzzed, ya babbent bin pain tension Cornfuzzed 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Beans Beans, Good For Your Heart, The More You Eat, The More You...... Beano 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Does anyone know the full theme to Gilligans Island? Gilly 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault, I think you're alone on the Days of Our Lives' bit! Roz 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I love PHISH! Natalie 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why did I have to leave camp Good News when I was getting to know a nice girl named Bethany?? The Man Nathan 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Save the whalers......FRY WILLY!!!!!!!! anonymous 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- knock knock... who's there? Amy Fisher Amy Fisher wh--BLAM! anonymous 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- knock knock whos there? little boy blue little boy blue who? Micheal Jackson.... anonymous 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- If pigs could fly....would birds wallow in their own filth? anonymous 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Alanis Morisette - Jagged Little Pill Annie Lennox - Medusa Belinda Carlisle - Heaven On Earth Carlos Santana - Spirits Dancing In The Flesh Carlos Santana - Blues For Salvador Carly Simon - Have You Seen Me Lately David Lanz - Solstice Enya - Shepherd Moon Pretenders - Last Of The Independents U2 - Joshua Tree Nitecruiser 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana - You're right - Navigator does not include a spell-checker. I wonder why they were so negligent. I write my input into my word processor, spell-check, then cut and paste to the Navigator form. Tedious but rewarding. Maybe a script to do that automatically? I will work on that, right after I write a script to type 'cacroll@ix.netcom.com' into each of the several dozen places I type that by hand. The most tedious Internet activity I can think of right now. Nitecruiser 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- as a first time visitor to this site i have a very important piece of advice FOR SAFE OPERATION OF THIS SITE PLEASE REFRAIN FROM DRINKING. THERE EXISTS A GREAT POSSIBILITY THAT YOU MAY NARF (NOSE-BARF) THE LIQUID THERBY DAM Unknown 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hi everyone; Missed you all yesterday, spent the day configuring my new computer. Speedy-Speedy-Speedy. It is smaller than the last, 4 times as powerful, 4 times the RAM, 4 times the hard drive, has Mpeg and all. BIG MOMMA: Hope you are having a nice 4th, glad all your tests came out ok. I have cross-stiches on my neck and temple till next monday (I think they did a lobotomy-that's what Shadow says I look like). I have Windows 95 now and after a day I like it. I just have to get used to the new doo-dads. I'm 14 years older than you are and love change (sometimes). You might be a pin cushion, but I'm a cross stitch pattern. pal 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Did you know if you place a glass of cold water and a glass of hot water at the bottom of your deep freeze, the hot one freezes first? Well you do now. Neth 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- What are people for ? & 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- An excerpt from Rudyard Kipling's The Jungle Book: "The Law of the Jungle...forbids every beast to eat Man... Man is the weakest and most defenceless of all living things, and it is unsportsmanlike to touch him." Coolo loco 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vlad; Gargemel...NOT. I am not blue nor do I live in mushrooms in the woods. Although I have been known to have sampled some in my hay-day. Do you have mushrooms growing in Alaska for the smurfs? pal 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hope everyone had a nice 4th weekend. It was hot here and enjoyed by all. At least when I wasn't working. Maybe when I become a computer weenie, I will have my week-ends off. I'm sick of working them, but nurses have to. pal 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- THIS PLACE ROCKS the perfect place to set a spell and read the grafiti. flatus 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey get that camera out of my face. Paranoid 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey! Where is everybody? This john is empty this week. pal 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vlad: I have a delicious idea. Why don't you cross a smurf with a salmon. You could become rich serving BLUE SALMON. Last night we had fried fresh smelts, sauted scallops and shrimp on linguini with alfredo sauce. pal 7/8/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- So, how was your weekend? N.D 7/8/96 Number of Censored Words in this Document=2 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- It so hot, I feel hot. The heat has effected my mind. The little devil 8/9/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hello Chardy, sorry to hear about the heat. poiuytrewq 8/9/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I knew that would not get posted... Just testing. poiuytrew 8/9/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gargemel, to bad about the smurf party. I just go home land have spagettie with smurf and garlic sauce. Vlad 8/9/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana, Watch out they raided my computer and found out that you have a hard time with smurfs. Now they are heading your direction. Oops, it looks like they made a pit stop at Pal's. Vlad 8/9/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vlad: Thanks! The move was a little crazy. We were still packing on the very last day! But it wasn't too bad. Red Moon 8/9/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana: I care. Where are you going? Red Moon 8/9/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- How many men does it take to clean a bathroom.....none it's WOMAN'S work!! BUTCH 8/9/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- just when you thought it was safe to post your feeble thoughts.... he is back. bitz 8/9/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- BITZ,BITZ,BITZ, BITZ BITZ, BITZ, BITZ. the wizard of the wall. bitz 8/9/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- who dare approach and speak the world with BITZ? BITZ 8/9/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey There DEREK(~:} I Love you without knowing you. You are a special gift to us all. I hope you are as happy as you make others feel. Big Mamma, with lots of love 8/9/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey There People!!!! I Just want you all to know that I don't have a high blood pressure problem The medicine is to clear up a bad case of edema. The doctor assured me there is not a problem with my BP. Big Mamma 8/9/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Spot; No it isn't your system, but yesterday every posting got repeated. Must be a campaign promise there somewhere. pal 8/9/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- bONJOURNO!! HELLO EVERYONE!!!! I'M BAAAAAAACKKKKKK!!!! OK, IVE GOT A LOT OF PASTA, SO A FULL ROUND OF PASTA FOR EVERYBODY, MY TREAT!!!! MAMA-MIA, I GOT A LOTTA MAIL TO READ ITS GONNA TAKE ME JUST AS LONG TO READ IT, AS I WAS AWAY!! A TEN HOUR FLIGHT......AYE AYE AYE....... BAD PLANE FOOD, NO ONE WHO SPEAKS ENGLISH AROUND ME..... BUT A GOOD MOVIE, SO THAT WAS GREAT.... CIAO! ~GUMBY!!!!!! :) 8/9/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- bibite! bibite! bibite! (thats the only word i learned!) ~GUMBY!!!!!! :) 8/9/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vlad I like the mandatory jail sentence at the end of their term! Ms. Kitty 8/9/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pal GOOD! There should be more people out there like you! Ms. Kitty 8/9/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- yes, even in 1996 i think he would ... not spot 8/9/96 Number of Censored Words in this Document=0 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- St.Joe Girl, Virgos are (in my opinion) really cool. And, yes, you guys are perfectionists. You told me you live with another Virgo, my source says that two Virgos in the same family get along very well, but some difficulties may arise if you become too critical of each other or undermine each other's confidence. All in all, though, you guys work good to keep things tidy and clean. You guys are very wity and funny.You're also: -gentle with the helpless -sympatetic -organized -dedicated -charming -helpful Physical Appearance: -high forehead -eyelids are often veiled -nose is straight -jaw is broad Fault 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- One Hot Momma, If you're talking about Cable Guy, it totally sucks (in my opinion) Fault 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Speaking of Smurfs, I got p!ssed off at my friend 'cause he said I looked like one, just because I have blue hair. Fault 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I know some people who like Courtney Love, and it sometimes sickens me. Fault 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jasonmouse: I believe it goes- If a tree falls on a mime and no one is around to hear it, does anyone care? Red Moon 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault: Yes, Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Smashing Pumpkins, Alice in Chains, Soundgarden all rock. What about Toadies, Nixons, Super 8, and Lenny Kravitz? Red Moon 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- By the way, if you're actually reading these things....BOY do you need a life. (almost as much as we contributors do) paradox 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bitz is here. Bitz has always been here, bitz is reading, reading, reading...like those before me. the great risk takers of the world. The ones that ask the age old question and then die at the hand of the narrow minded fool who fears what he don't know " Whats your sign", "gilligan's island", "smurfs", "stupid jokes, and bad taste in music", "days of our lives", are these your thoughts and quotes that you chose too enter "trees falling on mimes" thats a sad thought, thats almost a non-thought. this wall is monitored. so watch your language and (if there is any future at all for mankind) be creative! Can I get an amen my brothers and sisters. praise god and the little baby jesus, and mary who had a baby with out sex. ya, thats a good one, Is there a doctor on the planet that can explain the conception process to these people... ya see? creative.......... oh, and one more thing. I saw "the cable guy" ! it sucked. but you may like it.... over and out.... ...........Hello pal. BITZ 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault Can you tell me about Pisces? Gumby 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- im sorry HM!!!!! ill stop, i didnt know i shouldnt do what i did i just learned it from someone, and figured i would try it SORRY!! Moi 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana I coasted right past Hardees drive thru window. Luckily I wasn't going to fast. I was able to stop in their parking lot, and walk the rest of the way to work. No coffee that day! I saw a psychic once. He told me that I had 2 guardian angels watching over me because I worried so much. They were definitely taking care of me that day. St. Joe Girl 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- One Hot Mamma I saw Cable Guy. It was ... strange. I loved Ace Ventura and Dumb & Dumber. I wouldn't pay to see this one again, I'm not sure if I would pay to rent the video. It was like they couldn't decide if it was supposed to be "Jim Carey funny" or dark & menacing. It was not bad...just alittle off center. St. Joe Girl (the Roger Ebert of St. Joe 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Does anyone remember the Green Acres theme song? Green Acres is the place to be, Farm living is the life for me, Land spreading out so far and wide, Keep Manhattan but give me that country side. New York is where I'd rather stay, I get allergic smelling hay, I appreciate a penthouse view, Keep Manhattan but give me Park Avenue. There may be more....isn't scary to think what I must have forgotten to make room in my brain for this? St. Joe Girl 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bunny, Welcome Back, whence you came! The Shadow 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana, I think you mean ALLEGRA, HMmmmmmmmmmmm! I didn't know there was an ordinance against the use of her name, or is it like beetlejuice, it's o.k. as long as you don't say it three times? The Shadow 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dimitrios, Sounds like you don't like it here. Ain't life a beach?! Just cuz things is censored, don't mean you can't say what you gotta say. Where there's a will, there's a way. The Shadow 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Big Mamma, I hope star get's better soon, that sounds like an awful place to get poison ivy. The Shadow 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm surrounded by pogonip! Anyone have an ice pick????? The Shadow 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jason Mouse (r lauzon) in Ontario CA If you're in a space ship traveling faster than the speed of light, and turn your lights on: IT WILL GIVE YOU A NICE GLOW..... FRUMS 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- St. Joe Girl; That will teach you not to go to Hardees. pal 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hot Mama; I've seen the new Jim Carrey movie, and I probably won't be the only person to tell you that it was nothing but a waste of good film. I enjoyed most of his other movies too, so my opinion has no bias. Roz 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pal- Honalulu? Coolo loco 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I liked TBW a lot better without FRAMES! Coolo loco 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault- I like about half of those bands. I also like Everclear, Seven Mary Three, Alanis Morisette, Led Zepplin, Bush, Boyz 2 Men, R Kelly, Seal, ... Coolo loco 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- All the major research on the effectiveness of DARE shows that it has no impact on the rate of drug use by children who go through DARE training. N.D 7/10/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- DOSE ANYONE LISTEN TO COOL MUSIC!!!!! METALLICA PANTERA KoRn deftones MINISTRY FEAR FACTORY MEGADETH MISFITS YOUR MOM!!!!!!!!!!!! Curtis 7/10/96 Number of Censored Words in this Document=0 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm starting to feel old-fashioned. Am I the only one here who listens to the Doors, Beatles, Pink Floyd, Jefferson Airplane, David Bowie, and Ludwig Van (when I here him, I know exactly what to do ;-) ) Yuval the cannibal 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I saw this on an inspirational poster Dreams: We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are. Pretty deep huh? Red Moon 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- FAULT RE: astrology Not really, no. Lana 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- BIG MAMMA How did she get it IN her eyes? Lana 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- PAL Honolulu??? Lana 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- FAULT Are you joking? I LOVED the Cable Guy! But then again, I love jim Carrey... you have to love him to love his flicks.... Lana 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Frums, Are talking to me? Fault 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Curtis, I saw a little bit of Metallica at Lollapalooza, but then we left. Falut 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Red Moon, You have awesome taste in music! I think Lenny K. is cool although most of my friends don't. (R!) I especially like the drummer, I think she's totally wicked. Fault 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gumby, Picses, right? You guys are concerned with: -compassion, sympathy, love, -dreams, the psychic, precognition -illusuion, magic, film, fantasy, make-believe -art, drama, music (cool), poetry, prose, dance -sensitivity, humour, intuition Pisces are: -loving and caring -trusting -shy -helpful -romantic -creative -mystical -gentle and kind But can alsoo be: -self-pitying -gullible -tempermantal -depressive -can lose touch with reality -tends to blame self for everything Physical Appearance: -body:usually short -back:may stoop as the person walks -eyes:a sleepy appearance with large eyebrows -head:oddly shaped -limbs:generally short Pisces like: -seafood, champagne and organic foods -romantic p! laces -background music, poetry -people who need their understanding -new books -diamonds -privacy Dislikes: -bright, noisy crowded places -diry, ugly objects -being told to get a grip on things -stiff clothing -autorities -people knowing too much about him or her There you go, Gumby. Fault 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- For all of your information, although my name is Fault, I am a female. Everyone always mistakes me for a guy. Fault 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hello...I just thought I would drop in...Hi Lana, Hello Pal, Howdy HM, Hola The Shadow...Adios.. S.A.M.T. (Guess who...) 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bitz, why are you so mean?? & 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Man oh man, it's 3:02am and I just finished talking to some vampires! Do any of you guys know someone with the handle NANCY REAGAN? I'd like to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my friend Mike. Whoa, my computer just made a freaky noise! Fault 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- hey hick, I went fishing today and caught somthing. It was a nice little salmon but it was to bad that the bugs were biting more than the fish. Vlad 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pal, nice idea on the smurf and surf. Do you eat you smurf medium or well done. Personaly I just like to knock them out and eat them alive. Vlad 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thanks for the info on the cable guy I think I will do somting else other than rent it when it comes out on vidio. Vlad (Hot Mama's husband) 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Welcome back Bunny. Smile :*) Vlad 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nice to hear form you Bitz. We need a serious person from time to time. Vlad 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault, I like the Chilli Peppers and allot of the older metal bands. Have you tried Mozart or some of the other classical music? I find that it is nice to listen to when you want to be mellow. Also what do you have to say about scorpio's? Vlad 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Big Mama, Tell Star to take it easy. Vlad 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hick, how's the weather? Are the trees growing? Is it still a heat wave down there? Btu of course a heat wave to me is when it is over 80. Vlad 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana, You are right everyone is different. So I give you that and a big smile. :*) Vlad 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Shadow, How are things going? Vlad 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Whaddya call a redhead & 3 blondes standing on a street corner? Regular price, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks... Without Shame 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- N.D. where did you get your info/stats on the DARE program. I'm in and out of work(ing) with substance abusers and drug addicts, right now, out. any info may help... post,post,post. It beats reading about virgo, gemini, zodiac,psychic false god before them, trash.. sinners, the lot of you... BITZ 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Owaooooooo...."- Gau Tee hee... I love the wild boy of the Veldt..... Woah... Now I KNOW I'm obsessed with FF3 ;) Star the wild girl 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Who wants a quote from my story?????? Star the wild girl 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- It's raining, it's pouring, The old man is snoring. Coolo loco 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pal You misunderstood! I don't EAT at Hardees. I stop each morning and get a 26 cent cup of coffee on my way to work. The food sucks, but the place is full of old people, even my dad raves about it. St. Joe Girl (Coffee only please) 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault Thanks for the good news. I always thought that 2 Virgos together was supposed to be volatile, nice to hear otherwise. We are both pretty funny...even though our kids don't think so. St. Joe Girl 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- N.D. That's pretty sad news on the DARE program. Both of my kids went through the program, and don't use drugs. It is a "feel good" program that every one wants, but unfortunately we're losing ours because no one wants to pay the officer's salary. I don't know what the stats are here, but it would be interesting to compare drug use before and after. Do you have an alternative program/suggestion that you think would work better? St. Joe Girl 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana - I agree, running a spell checker to check your postings would be a BIG waste of time - simple proofreading suffices. But I don't think too many folks even proofread. How many folks here remember proofreading - and then having to white-out or retype the entire page? Proofreading today is so simple and effort free, why doesn't anybody do it? Nightcruiser 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pal - Thanks for your note about ghosts. I too have experienced several, but not as intensely as you described. But I know they are not to be feared. Maybe admired or enjoyed. Some are even affectionate. Nightcruiser 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana - You did not know doughnuts are fryed. That is the reason that the hole was developed, to allow the frying to be more even by eliminating the dough in the center. The first doughnuts didn't have the hole, they were thick and flat, but nobody liked them because of the mass of uncooked dough (yecch) in the center. So some bright person invented the doughnut hole - which later became a big sales item at Drunkin Doughnuts. Nightcruiser %-] 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Shadow; I'm sorry my pogo nipped all around you... Popeye 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Locke from FF3 is pretty cool, too... Here are my character rankings! 3.Celes 2.Locke 1.The wild boy of the Veldt... GAU!!!! Yaaa!!!! Star the wild girl 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- HEY HEYHEYHEYHEY HEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY HEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY HEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY HEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY HEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY HEYHEYHEYHEYHENEEDLEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY Gossamer 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- N.D.- I went through DARE in 6th grade. Since then, AT LEAST 2/3 of that class have used drugs. Noone who needed the info cared to listen. Coolo loco 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gilly I know the theme. It might be kind of long to post here, but I'll try. Daphne 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Here it is! Just sit right back and you ll hear a tale, A tale of a fateful trip, That started from this tropic port, Aboard this tiny ship. The mate was a mighty sailing man, The skipper brave and sure, Five passengers set sail that day For a three hour tour! (A three hour tour!) The weather started getting rough, The tiny ship was tossed, If not for the courage of the fearless crew, The Minnow would be lost! (The Minnow would be lost!) The ship s aground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle, With Gilligan, the Skipper too. A millionaire, and his wife. A movie star! The Professor and Mary Anne, Here on Gilligans Isle! So this is the tale of our cast-aways, They re here for a long, long time, They ll have to make the best of things, It s an uphill climb! The first mate and his sk Unknown 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- N.D. My weekend was great! Til I got sick, which is why this answer is late. Ms. Kitty 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault Thanks for the Libre info. It's much more detailed than the stuff I've been able to find. Most of it is true, though I don't consider myself manipulative or overbearing. Those seem to be listed as secondary traits, which is a good sign. Thanks again! Daphne 7/11/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mr Turtle, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie center of a Tootsie Pop? I don't know. I never made it without biting. Ask Mr. Owl. Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie center of a Tootsie Pop? Let's find out: One, two, three, 'crunch'. Three. How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a Tootsie Pop? The world my never know. Daphne 7/11/96 Number of Censored Words in this Document=0 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault Thank you. I want to go see Lenny in concert but unfortunately I'm a little short on funds. By the way, could you tell me about Aquarius? Red Moon 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Does anyone wanna come to my garage sale?! I'm selling a bunch of really tacky, ugly stuff! Red Moon 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- BITZ Who made you the judge? Lana 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gossamer, Needle in a haystack Fault 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yuval, I love the Doors, if you wish to hear a band very similar to the Doors, you should try listening to The Tea Party. The singer sounds and looks just like Jim Morrison. And I believe that if the Doors were still making music to this day, it would sound alot like The Tea Party. Fault 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vlad, I like to listen to Beethoven although most of my friends make fun of it. I did this one already, but I'll do it again. Scorpios are concerned with: -birth, life, death, sex, sensuality -passion, pushing boundaries of discovery -regeneration, transformation, metamorphosis -finance, investments, wills, inheritance -secrets, magic -social revolution, reformation, change Some characteristics for Scorpios are: -investigative -self-destructive -passionately caring -suspicious -protective -possesive -concerned -secretive -unshockable -emotional -insulting Physical Appearance: -broad face with wide forehead and thick neck -strongly built body of middle nature -generally slender with broad shoulders -intense eyes Likes: -activity -myste! ries -secrets -winning -sex -being acknowledged -home Dislikes: -being analysed -being asked personal questions -people who know more than they do -too many compliments -having to trust a stranger Interests: -sports that demand shrewd tactics -competitive driving, flying, or cycling -scientific hobbies -archaeology, anthropology, psychology -detective novels, treasue hunts, caving -breeding animals or plants Voila! Fault 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm happy to see that all of you are intested in astrology. Fault 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey Yuval, I listen to allot of the music you listed and then some. I like a wide variety of music and about the only thing I don't like is the thrash metal. Vlad 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hi Pal, Try poached salmon & rice for dinner tonight with chocolate cake for dessert. Vlad 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hick, Hick he's our man If no one will post it he will. Vlad (a poet I am not) 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Star, send me your quotes. I am always interested in new ideas. Vlad 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bitz, this is a bathroom wall what do you expect in postings but light hearted stuff. I come here to relax not to get worked up. Vlad 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thanks for the movie reveiws but I will have to wait for the vidio release because we don't have a theatre here. One Hot Mama in Alaska 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey guys, stop picking on my smurfs. I have already defanged Vlad for his part in it. One Hot Mama in Alaska 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Help me, help me I have been defanged!!!! Vlad the fangless 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- "If I could change the world, You would be the sunlight in my universe, You would think my love is real and something good, Baby if I could...channnggge...the world.." Me 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- O.K....I'm going to talk and I hope you all listen, it's me, that horrible worman, I've been watching and I probally deserve every thing you guys say to me or have said about me, what I did was wrong and stupid. I did it becuause I was scared and I guess that we all get that wasy sometimes, Lana has been a big help in all this and I would like to say I'm sorry to her. I'm sorry to everyone. I guess maybe I sould let you guys in on what has happend to me lately....Well, I got pretty sick about 2 weekends ago, my blood sugar was REAL low and I sort of blacked out. Right now, I'm tired all the time and the poopty doctors I have are putting me on all this medication. Even THEY don't know what's going on. I got things stragihted out, partly in thanks to LANA (thank you). And last week I attacked by my ex-boyfriend and had to spend 2 days in court, which really sucked.... Now, BITZ-Yeah, you're were right, and! if you are going to give me a buch a poop about this, you can but I'm not going to listen, just to let you know.... LANA-Thank you....And these people should listen to you, you are young but you do have ideas, and someday those idea's might help you in a big way. THE SHADOW-Hi, hope you are having a great day... PAL-Everything you said about me in past posts while I was hurting Paul...I deseved all of it and just to let you know, I'm glad Paul has you as a friend... Well, that's all I'm going to say for awhile, it's late, I can't sleep so I'm going to turn on Letterman and see what's up with him....Bye. Allegra 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- I was told today that my hair looks like a blue Mr. Freeze. Fault 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- My computer is really starting to p!ss me off, it's too slow today. Fault 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1:13am, and I'm bored. Fault 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lana, I guess I just hate Jim Carey 'cause this retarded guy at my school who's in love with him (not literally, although, I wouldn't be suprised), and whenever I see Jim Carey I think of that retard at my school. Fault 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? WHO GIVES A RAT'S PATOOTIE? & 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- What do you call two blondes in a freezer? Frosted flakes. some blonde guy 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quantum physics, as we understand it, is basically a scientifically equa- tive way of determining just how much we know of our universe is utter bunk. For instance, the behavior of an electron is a conundrum. Its speed cannot be measured without losing track of its space. Its space cannot be determined without losing track of its speed. It is both par- ticle and wave, simultaneously being and not being. For as it exists in one place in measurable space, it simultaneously exists in near infi- nite spaces elsewhere. It 'jumps' -- for lack of a better term -- from instance to instance, never occupying one space for a measurable period of time. Using these data, one can say with scientific accuracy that we are each a part of each other, since what electrons exist in my person simultaneously exist in your own. Do you really ! care about this? some bored guy 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you reuse a condom? Turn it upside-down & shake the frick out of it.... Without Shame 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- "&"- whoever you are....Pal is that you? anyway, this is good. mean? no, I am not, I'm in character. I'm bitz for christ sake. I can say and do anything I want within reason. I'm bitz. what bitz posts is not me. maybe one time you had the pleasure of reading the true Jo-bitz, but now bitz is. I'm dull, stupid, childish and shy. but Bitz, "oh baby" he's the one you wish you were.. "the underground man" did you read that one? I did"nt think so. fyodor dostoyevski is the mans name, know him and get close to bitz. mean? anything but. I'm bitz. and I'm loose. say it, print it, post it. I'm here to re-animate this dead web site called the TBW.. Rise my posting zombies and behold your new god for it is I BITZ, the speaker of all madness. and the spark that lights a thousand flames. speak to bitz and know freedom, peace, love, and power. wow! Was that over the top? I am not mean. vain? ah, so ! what. I'm Bitz.... and you, poor, pathetic, sad, lonely you.... "whoa" I'm sorry that was mean. Hail bitz, hail bitz, hail bitz, you know you want too... open your id and free your bitz, hurry, time is a predator watching you, stalking you, soon time will beat you down, swallow you whole. and leave nothing for the buzzards. Now my children. before control is not your own. the mighty BITZ 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Then there was the blonde who asked the cop, "What's the number to 911?" Without Taste 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- pal & nightcruiser ghosts? now were seeing ghost? wait, wait, wait... please explain the events to me in great detail.. please, please, please...this could be the enlightenment I'm looking for to bring me back to reality.. god, aliens, astroligy, now ghosts. will some one please speak the truth. BITZ the truth seeker 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- hey everyone open this web site "the realm of existentialism" bitz 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- DARE studies: ~1991 Kentucky study - National Institute on Drug Abuse - "No statistically significant differences" ~1990 Canadian Government study "DARE had no significant effect on the use of...marijuana, acid, heroin, crack, glue and PCP" ~1993 Research Triangle Institute - National Institute of Justice - Statistical analysis of all DARE research, which says DARE has "a limited to essentially non-existent effect" on drug use. The final edition of the largest evaluation of the DARE program has concluded that the Anti-Drug program does not reduce drug use, and in at least category of pot, the DARE graduates smoked more frequently than the control. * "I think the program should be entirely scrapped and redeveloped anew." Dr. William Hansen, who helped design the original DARE. N.D 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bitz, I get an aweful lot of info from Cliff Schaffer's web pages. I feel that Cliff has done a great job of presenting his information, and I highly recommend spending a FEW hours reading through... www.calyx.net/~schaffer/ (HM, I'll spare you the attempt at html) N.D 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault do you think you could tell me which sign im (pisces) are most compatible to? Thanks! Gumby 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Unknown!!! Thanks for the theme!!!! ive got to copy it, i love gilligans island man,....i wish they'd bring it back on TV along with the other good shows like the brady bunch happy days . . . . the good ol' shows Gilly 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Daphne!!! Thanks for the theme!!!! ive got to copy it, i love gilligans island man,....i wish they'd bring it back on TV along with the other good shows like the brady bunch happy days . . . . the good ol' shows Gilly 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Daphne now im hungry for a tootsie roll pop!! :) "whatever it is i think i see..... ....becomes a tootsie roll to me!" Gumby 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- wow......thats odd my computer just said i had mail i didnt check it and now it sais i dont have any mail hmmmmm......somethings fishy Gumby 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fault I AM IRON_GOD!!!!!!!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA Nancy Reagan 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can crap in a can and sell canned crap Tomo 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- WHOA!!!!! I almost became anti social again...whew! that was close! ALLLLLLRIGHTY THEN...for all you movie critics out there....I (in my humble opinion) thought that the Cable Guy was a lovely change from J.C.'s usual corn ball stuff. Not that I disliked his goofy stuff, mind you. I found it a humorously ,dark comedy ...just the type I like every once in a while. I think that the people who didn't like this one where too bent on seeing another Ace Ventura movie once more...MAN!!!! Can't you guys let GO of that character???? Bunny the other critic ==: >) 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- FAULT**** Hey! in regards to your post about which bands you like....I love all of them ...however there are two that I've not heard of YET...O.L.P and MYST.MACH. who are they similar too? Have you ever heard of Ecylon or Kings X ? Bunny a fellow music fan 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Big Mamma**** What is it with your children and eye afflictions? Ha ha...I'm sorry it is NOT funny for poor Star...how is she doing? and how has your sons' eye healed up? Bunny the concerned 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vlad- You're a scorpio,too? So are me, my mom, and my ex-brother-in-law. Coolo loco 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- OHHHHH FAULT!!!!!! I forgot ....ummmm can you tell me something about a sagitarius (sp) Moi of course. I am curious to see what you have to say about ME!!!??! Bunny the curious... ;^) 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Let not our babbling dreams affright our souls." -King Richard in Shakespeare's the Tragedy of King Richard the third Man do I ever have strange dreams...wanna hear them?!? (this might be construed as a minor threat...hee hee) BUNNY!!!!! 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- This probably won't be answered, but has anyone ever heard of a band called SWEET 75? Please answer me and prove to me that everything I type isn't invisible. Roz 7/12/96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vlad, I'm O.K., I think... Maybe, I need to write something.... Thanks for caring!!! 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